Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=ParkVille;2044110]Although I do find some very good looking short girls there.[/QUOTE]I love the short one's. I love the tall one's too. Actually, don't even care about height as long as it does not upset the mechanics of poundage.

[QUOTE=Nusta;2044185] ..... I prefer some meat / color and find Pattaya to be heads and tails ahead of Bangkok. Skinny pale women aren't my thing. The major thing for me as someone that lives in Bangkok, it gets boring here quick. The scene energy just isn't there. And of course it all depends on what you are looking for. Bangkok is far more laid back and "quiet" when compared to Bangkok.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2044225]I'm sorry but I'm confused with your whole comparison, especially this.[/QUOTE]He meant Pattaya. Obviously. Look at his post. He said, "Pattaya to be heads and tails ahead of Bangkok".

[QUOTE=MrManGuy;2044405] ...... The only issue with a hotel being a distance from WS was that I couldn't really book at ST with the girls as it would take too long to get to my hotel (10 minute cab ride) and most girls only want to offer 1 hour for short time.[/QUOTE]It's not really a problem. It's all in your mind. ST is NOT only an hour. Been living in Pattaya for 4 years and I had ST sessions last up to 3 hours. Now, if you (or the girl) want a 1 hour ST, you have options. 1. Take the girl back to your hotel and have fun. Don't ask, just go. 2. Go to a ST hotel near WS if you don't want to take her back to your hotel. Easy.

[QUOTE=MrManGuy;2044405]The only issue with a hotel being a distance from WS was that I couldn't really book at ST with the girls as it would take too long to get to my hotel (10 minute cab ride) and most girls only want to offer 1 hour for short time.[/QUOTE]While there are no hard and fast rules, the clock typically starts when you get to the room. Transit time does not count which is why the ladies prefer it when you are close by as time is money for them. And in this situation it would be chivalrous to give her cab / motobike fare to get back to her spot.

SL.

[QUOTE=Sunlover2;2044534]And in this situation it would be chivalrous to give her cab / motobike fare to get back to her spot.[/QUOTE]Most of them have motorbikes and will ask if you want to take yours or hers to your spot. If you sit around just after sunset you will see all the chicks getting off their bikes and walking across the street, while others you will see walking down the sois from 2nd Rd.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2044318]I've been to a massage at Health Land in Naklua, supposedly one of the best real massage places in Pattaya. Even that place sucked. I did a couples massage with my gogo girl and both of us couldn't believe how crappy it was. Rates are up to 4,000 baht per person for massage only. I cheaped out and paid about 2,500 for the couples massage.

If anyone knows of any high end legit massage places, let me know via pm.[/QUOTE]When I wanted a good workout, I would go to the Thai blind massage institute. Have not been in a long time so don't know how it is now. They have a website.

[QUOTE=TellAll;2044856] Thai blind massage institute. [/QUOTE]A gogo girl I know recently told me about this place. I plan on trying it soon.

For all the wild things going on in Pattaya, it's quite strange I cannot find many party / booze / naughty cruise. So far I've only managed find a booze cruise on June 27th only, and high roller ones where you'd have to pay for whole boat charter.

Does anyone know any join-up day cruise that is not family-friendly?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2044860]A gogo girl I know recently told me about this place. I plan on trying it soon.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time going there Banana Boi (at least at the big one located near Naklua road) unless you want to help one of these guys.

It's a very hit and miss place if you want to get a good massage. I've been there 2 or 3 times and received only crap service each time, the last time being the worst. If you go there with a girl she will probably like it a lot because she feels like she has done a good action by going there instead of the classical shops. I've been there with a massage girl and she said that she received a very good service and really wanted to go back there but I didn't want to.

[QUOTE=MrManGuy;2044405]The only issue with a hotel being a distance from WS was that I couldn't really book at ST with the girls as it would take too long to get to my hotel (10 minute cab ride) and most girls only want to offer 1 hour for short time.[/QUOTE]Unless something has dramatically changed since my last visit in April during Songkran, ST was always 2 hours with 2 pops and sometime lasting upto 3 hours. Someone seems to have spoiled the market. 5555.

Games all start 1.30 pm Thai time. Best bars to watch?. Does Hooters show rugby? Any girlie bars open and showing that early?

[QUOTE=Mander;2044926]For all the wild things going on in Pattaya, it's quite strange I cannot find many party / booze / naughty cruise. So far I've only managed find a booze cruise on June 27th only, and high roller ones where you'd have to pay for whole boat charter.

Does anyone know any join-up day cruise that is not family-friendly?[/QUOTE]Yeah, I agree, you would think it would fit right in. Apparently there are some laws against it. If not the authorities are not in favor of it. Being boat crazy, I used to dream about starting that very business there. Then one day I read about a foreigner getting arrested and having his boat confiscated for doing that. Maybe one of the old hands knows more detail.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2045031]Don't waste your time going there Banana Boi (at least at the big one located near Naklua road) unless you want to help one of these guys.
[/QUOTE]I have never seen one that looks half way decent. There is one right up the street from me, then another before you turn left on to Thapraya from 3rd Rd. They both look like holes in the wall.

I have been dealing with a massage chick that I met online for the last couple of weeks. She has hazel eyes that I have never seen on a Thai chick before. Me and the girl I reported about that I met at Misty's last week went to the movies Monday night and somehow we both ended up with the flu on Tuesday night. (Visited my doctor today: injection and 5 days worth of 4 different medicines 800 baht including the visit.)

So the massage girl just got off work and brought me a bunch of juices. She came in estatic that she made 650 baht today (350 from tips, and 300 for 4 hours of massage.) So you can imagine that when you are giving a chick 3000 or 4000 baht for LT, they must feel like they have struck it rich.

Does any fellow contributor have an idea if any afternoon pool parties are organized in the city? Something similar to the ones in Angeles city, Score birds hotel type, bikini style, booze etc. Some months ago saw some YouTube clips of parties organized in the Nordic village around Pratumnak but mostly Russian chicks on wet t-shirts contests.

Cheers.