Bangkok Reports

Came to Thailand for the first time (Feb. 10. Mar. 13) and loved it. Returning less then a month later on April 7th to live in Bangkok. Not knowing better, I went to mostly go go bars the whole month. Checked out just about everyone in nana plaza, soi cowboy and Pattaya. Especially liked Rainbow 4 and Baccara because they have the biggest selection of girls and don't pressure you to buy drinks. After sorting through over a 1000 girls, felt like I did find a couple of the hottest, especially if you are a lover of big natural tits. I will recommend a Salma Hayek looking chick at Baccara in Soi Cowboy and a hot blonde at Mandarin in Nana. Awesome sex with both (and even good attitudes in my room) but sadly on bad terms with both. Salma because I forgot her name the 2nd time we fucked and the blonde wanted nothing to do with me when I approached her a 2nd time. Not liking that, I told the girls at Mandarin that I came in her eye, which I did. Speaking of loads, I swear all the fresh fruit juice (watermelon, pineapple, strawberry.) in Bangkok is helping me shoot off the best ones of my life, besides being delicious and healthy. Not a lot of interest in bar fining them again but they are well worth it.

My best resource has been an ok looking nana bar girl who " likes me?" and has given me free pussy 20 times with no end in sight. More importantly, is my hang out buddy who speaks decent enough English and has taught me many important things about Thailand (customs, where to eat, shop, massage, travel etc.) Not sure I quite get it if anyone has any opinions. Girl has even paid for a couple of my meals and turned down a big money offer to stay with a guy for 2 weeks to lick my asshole for free? I'm not complaining.

My worst experience was a tall blonde, aggressive girl with fake tits and tattoo on her shoulder blade at Rainbow 4 nana who speaks decent English. BEWARE! I will now never take an aggressive girl to my room again. First, she strangely seemed to be angry about a couple nice possessions I had in the hotel room like my luggage laying around. But onto my bed; 2, 3 minutes into fucking she was telling me to finish and closing her legs. Not liking her sex I offered her 1000 of the 2000 bar fine even though we just started fucking. She declined and told me to fuck and finish or something like that. We began to fuck again and I got a little aggressive pinning her down with my chest when she started squirming again but nothing crazy. Then she just slaps me hard without saying anything. Acting like it was too long and to pay her now (we just started!) Maybe a mistake? But after she hit me and basically didn't allow me to fuck her I wasn't giving her 1 baht and not budging. Well she wrecked my room and threw a hard object in my face. Made all kinds of threats including police. I was trying to teach her a lesson to not pull that on someone else but don't think it was worth the risk on my part. When I warned my hotel that she just wrecked my room and to look out for her and not let her come back to my room, they didn't seem to give two shits.

My other bad experience, I was stupid. I picked up a freelancer in Pattaya with giant tits for 1000 baht to stay for awhile. Her middle was a train wreck so I offered her 500 to leave after 10 mins. She didn't want to and got very mad and slammed the door when I stuck to my guns. Any advice on the best way to play this? I know I don't want to make anymore enemies or waste money.

One of best experiences was a massage spot in Pattaya. 300 thai massage with a hot girl who did everything but fuck with free for an hour with me. Is that not normal? The couple massage joints I've been to in Bangkok they try to charge you 2000 for a blowjob. I got one down to 1000 and only did that cause I knew I wasn't going to cum which worked out well cause she didn't quit. In Bangkok, I get real good professional massages in on nut for 150 baht but have only been to a few where they offer extra services and the beginning rate at those seems to be 300 baht traditional thai massage. What's the deal, do they typically come with handjob or not? I love sneaking in a tongue kiss or titty suck if it's free with massage but is that common or uncommon and where might you find that at? Or, where can you find the cheapest blowjobs? Haven't been to any and want to start exploring beergardens, seems like there is a lot of opportunity in them. Basically, going forward not trying to pay bar fines and looking for the cheapest options, maybe I just need to learn to negotiate better, cause I read you guys paying 500 in Pattaya. I hear some girls go to club insomnia after work looking for clients. I'm going to try to hit that place up in 3am sometime.

Also, think a lot of you guys are paying more and trying to make a little money if anyone wants to buy 30 sealed Viagra off me for 1500 baht, no limit we can meet up. Always looking for a reason to go to Pattaya and will bring down there too, especially if you want more.

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1401350]No offense but you seem like a bad guy. You don't come in a girls eye unless they agree to it. LOL.

Tall blonde at Rainbow 4. Doenst ring a bell. Was her name PLOY? Probably not as PLOY doesn't seem to be the agg. Type. LOL.

Who paid for the damage to the room and how much was it?[/QUOTE]That dudes post was fricken wierd and doesn't make a lot of sense to me. And he is selling Viagra?

I'll rush right over and meet him.

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1401350]No offense but you seem like a bad guy. You don't come in a girls eye unless they agree to it. LOL.

Tall blonde at Rainbow 4. Doenst ring a bell. Was her name PLOY? Probably not as PLOY doesn't seem to be the agg. Type. LOL.

Who paid for the damage to the room and how much was it?[/QUOTE]I know man, I wasn't aiming. I swear it's the fruit juice. My loads are generally pathetic but blasted one off from her belly button.

I don't remember their names but it wasn't Ploy. She seems to always dance on the left stage when you walk in. I had already paid for a room at The Dawin. Maybe the best value hotel you can get and they take you to Pattaya for only 300 baht if you stay at their Dynasty hotel for 2 nights.

I'm sure a lot of you already know. I learned a lot from reading here.

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld;1401235]My other bad experience, I was stupid. I picked up a freelancer in Pattaya with giant tits for 1000 baht to stay for awhile. Her middle was a train wreck so I offered her 500 to leave after 10 mins. She didn't want to and got very mad and slammed the door when I stuck to my guns. Any advice on the best way to play this? I know I don't want to make anymore enemies or waste money.[/QUOTE]Why do you think I pick out girls dancing naked in a gogo? I know what I am getting.

Not sure if anyone will be trully interested in your so called "Viagra".

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld;1401235]My other bad experience, I was stupid. I picked up a freelancer in Pattaya with giant tits for 1000 baht to stay for awhile. Her middle was a train wreck so I offered her 500 to leave after 10 mins. She didn't want to and got very mad and slammed the door when I stuck to my guns. Any advice on the best way to play this? I know I don't want to make anymore enemies or waste money.[/QUOTE]One of these days one of these girls are going to kick you in the nuts and ruin you for the rest of your life. Haven't you heard of the rule that once you open the package you pay the full price even if you do not like the contents?

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld;1401235]Also, think a lot of you guys are paying more and trying to make a little money if anyone wants to buy 30 sealed Viagra off me for 1500 baht, no limit we can meet up. Always looking for a reason to go to Pattaya and will bring down there too, especially if you want more.[/QUOTE]Seems too expensive for a mixture of compressed glue and blue colored milkpowder.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1401589]One of these days one of these girls are going to kick you in the nuts and ruin you for the rest of your life. Haven't you heard of the rule that once you open the package you pay the full price even if you do not like the contents?[/QUOTE]Not when the goods are rotten, or services not given.

[QUOTE=Marcos;1401640]Not when the goods are rotten, or services not given.[/QUOTE]It is a [i]caveat emptor[/i] Market. You have to make your specs very clear and don't be surprised if not-negotiated items do not match you expectations.

In America, buyers lined up at 6500 baht a bottle. Just a tiny bit illegal here though.

The other day I made my way to the Nana Plaza Entertainment Complex. (last time I'll spell that out!) I ran into a freelancer-slim and petite, she went by the name of Sonny. She offered her product for a measly 1k baht and I obliged and we made our way to the short time room upstairs. I paid the 350 baht (or was it 300?) for the room and off we went. I started to get naked and this was when the session, even before it began, started to go south. She started to become too darned bossy for my tastes, demanding payment upfront, of course I stuck to my guns and said I never pay before I do the deed. She took off her clothes and had awful stretch marks and her bra was padded and out came some big nipples and saggy boobs, holy shit what a train wreck lol.. She got in the shower and I just said the hell with this, I decided to cut my losses and put my clothes back on and left while she was in the shower. I got the heck out of dodge and caught a taxi to my home.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1401765]I decided to cut my losses and put my clothes back on and left while she was in the shower. I got the heck out of dodge and caught a taxi.[/QUOTE]I never do short time (excepting an occasional BJ at SOL) but I think I'd a tossed 1 or 200B on the bed but thats just style, not substance. Nicely played!

Apologies for the delay in this reply. Was there in last week of Feb for few days. Messed up by staying at a new small hotel called Loft 77 on Sukhumvit 77 (On Nut) nr soi 33. Miles away from the action that had the double whammy of taking ages to get to and from the action and girls not wanting to go to my hotel for ST action. For various reasons I am restricted to that type of action only and thus value for money encounters were at a premium.

Started off at Soi 7 beer garden at about 3pm. Talking to a few punters it appeared this is the only FL bar in BKK. One guy mentioned a place called 'Country Garden' on soi 5 but couldn't find it. Spoke to few girls in the bar but either refused to go to mine or were out of my budget. Impressed by how many girls there were there though. Let emptyhanded and got a tip to use Skytrain which was cheap and convenient. In general found taxis a nightmare for not wanting to go where I wanted to go. That night I ended up on Soi 4 and after wading though the ladyboys and ripoff girls, I found myself opposite a place called Nana condo. There were a bunch of girls sat outside and it turned out its a massage place though the girls are basically freelance. One of them, a dark skinned older looking lady was gesturing at me. Eventually she came over and we talked. She agreed to go to my place for 2 hrs and do everything on my list. Can't remember if we agreed 1k or 1. 5k. Reasonable but average body. Petite with lightly haired pussy so didn't bother shaving. Really enthusiastic with everything and especially DFK. Has some breath issues like quite a few Thai girls. Oral technique not bad. Sex pretty good and anal without blinking. Didn't have a mobile.

Next day struggled to get action. Ended up at beer garden in late afternoon and ended up taking an older lady (in her 50's!) as only one who would go for 1k for 2 hrs. Used skytrain. Not a good choice as body average but quite whingey about everything. No DFK. Nice tits and not too hairy pussy on the plus side though. Oral not great at all. That night checked out soi cowboy and Patpong but not my scene. Ended back on Soi 4. Saw girl from night before (her name was Porn). Agreed that I might see her the next night as it was my last as my flight was at 2am the next morning so had to leave hotel by 11pm. My plan was that I would see her if I hadn't got a better offer at that point. Agreed she would call me at 7pm so that if I wanted her she could be at mine by 8. Leaving me enough time to pack etc after our session. Anyway, not long after, I found another cute, petite lady hiding in the shadows around there. Pretty sure she was from Isaan. Light skinned and in her late 30's / early 40's but looked younger. Pretty sure she was happy to take 1k. Nice, slim body but see-section scars and some stretch marks. Pussy was shaven in right parts already. Fairly sure she allowed DFK. Her teeth were not the prettiest though. Has some nice tatts. Oral and sex were pretty good. Don't think she allowed anal. Called it a night.

Only last day I again hit soi beer garden to no avail so left emptyhanded again. Went to Soi 4 about 3pm. Not much action about. Long story short, I ended up taking a granny (literally!) as I was that desperate. Looking at her you wouldn't even think she was working. She looked more like those ladies who own the food stalls. Passable english so negotiated 2 hrs for 1k at my place. Body was too bulky for my liking and pussy too hairy as she refused to shave. Think she allowed DFK but poor technique. Reasonably decent oral but sex difficult due to her size. Not memorable. Had planned to go to check out soi 11 but couldn't be bothered as nearly 7pm. Sure enough Porn called. I figured why not as the home delivery aspect appealed. She was at my place by 8pm and another passionate session followed. As I liked her and had a bit of spare cash, I paid her 1. 5k this time. Apologies if this spoils the price market. Before leaving she gave me a landline no. If I ever wanted to contact her. Don't know how useful it will be but if senior members want it then please PM me. I was on schedule for the airport as planned.

In closing, I got photos of all the girls but gave my word not to post them. Apologies for being a man of my word. I also tipped the girls I was happy with. Personally I don't see point of going to BKK for mongering when Pattaya is close by.

DL.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1401589]One of these days one of these girls are going to kick you in the nuts and ruin you for the rest of your life. Haven't you heard of the rule that once you open the package you pay the full price even if you do not like the contents?[/QUOTE]Agreed, up to a point. But there are definitely ways to handle the situation that won't result in a tremendous loss of face to either party.

I pulled out my Thai-English dictionary and looked up [i]farang kee nok[/i]. And there was a picture of that guy! :)