Rio de Janeiro Reports

Ready Players 1, 2, 3.

I was sitting at breakfast, having an omlette, with my boxing heavy bag in my ruck getting ready to PT.

I spied a amigo with a bombeiros shorts and a vasco shirt.

He came up and said, "Vagabundo?

I said I am.

He and player 3 came down.

We caught a uber to centro, Treze de Maio 33.

We cleared from top to bottom.

Highlight was Nicole at 2106, what a tight pussy.

Nicole was banged by Player 2.

I had made an appointment at Onix with Livia, who was recommended by Johnny Walker.

I did in fact bang Livia at 13 h. Player 2 and Player 3 paid, which was nice.

I lead the patrol of me and player 2 and 3 over to Clube 116, the former Secret Terma.

We marked talent, namely Daniela, at 15 h.

We bought some PPE at a store in marachael strasse, then at casa de bombeiros. We picked up more lifeguard local cloths, and Player 3 was already wearing a bombeiro shirt because I had recommended it.

We formed up a 3 man patrol like the buddies in The two deaths of quincas water-bray by jorge amado.

We headed back to TDM33 where I proceeded to bang nicole. OMFG.

What a tight pussy, and the latex kinda slipped off as I finished, so I creamed pied her tight pussy. She had huge tits for such a small frame.

Player 2 and I are thus eskimo brothers.

Then we headed over to Club 116, where Player 3 banged Cereja, who is a morena as hot as Monica mattos, and player banged Daniela. Cereja is top in my list of pernoites, and I had banged her before. Her ass is a work of art. She is from meier. I am in love with her ass. I shall anally fuck her often and with no mercy.

I am such a vagabundo that I get my wingmen laid.

So, Ready Player 1 2 3 is this plotline.

You drop into Rio as a Russian intel agent, or an Israeli, and your mission is to recruit Rio hookers to win world war 4.

[QUOTE=CkNice11;2550408]Was looking to book a trip to Rio for the first time for memorial day weekend for my birthday. Will probably stay there a whole week. I just seen a roun d trip flight from New York to Rio for $250 bucks with Latam airlines. Can anybody vouch for this airlines. I'm a taller guy so are there seats as bad as spirit. Also I'm a read through the board and see where to stay. Any advice is greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]No, the seats are nothing like Spirit, and you'll get at least 31" pitch. I've flown them quite a few times including from / to JFK. It's an average airline on the par with AA. By that I mean that the seats are probably tired, the food is shit, and the FAs are indifferent, but who cares! You're flying through the night anyway, so try to get some sleep. $250 RT is an absolute steal.

Here is the tip. I presume you're flying via GRU (LATAM doesn't fly nonstop to Rio from JFK AFAIK). So if you have a long layover in Sao Paulo, try to get a ticket agent to put you on the next available flight. Doesn't cost anything to ask, and you might be able to start partying early.

Hello guys,

I need your help please. I am a 20 year old from America who is planning on traveling to Brazil to hook up with escorts. Do you have any recommendations for places to visit in Brazil such as night scene clubs or bars? Also how reliable would you say escort websites are? I've been browsing through women on the photoprepagnos website and there's numerous amount of women on there I would like to meetup with that also offer BBBJ. Are the women online like their pictures?

AirBnB question: how to know if your AirBnB rental is girl friendly before you rent?

I am looking at renting at the TransAmerica building, but don't want to get stuck in a monastery.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2550930]AirBnB question: how to know if your AirBnB rental is girl friendly before you rent?

I am looking at renting at the TransAmerica building, but don't want to get stuck in a monastery.[/QUOTE]You can ask the owner if it is allowed to have guests in the apartment, I did it before in Cancun one said no and another owner told me no problem.

[QUOTE=VloneCartii;2550895]Hello guys,

I need your help please. I am a 20 year old from America who is planning on traveling to Brazil to hook up with escorts. Do you have any recommendations for places to visit in Brazil such as night scene clubs or bars? Also how reliable would you say escort websites are? I've been browsing through women on the photoprepagnos website and there's numerous amount of women on there I would like to meetup with that also offer BBBJ. Are the women online like their pictures?[/QUOTE]Here are few for you. Where are you from in America? Inner city? Suburbia? Your mother's basement?

When you say hook up with escorts, do you mean you have a hook or are you looking for escorts with hooks? If so, will you require two hooks? No judgement. Just asking.

As for visiting places, there are clubs and bars and clubs with bars, do you have a definite preference? Do suggest, however, that you avoid bars with clubs.

The reliability of the escort websites depends largely on their internet provider and hosting plan. Some are always up, others, up and down.

Do you have a link for photoprepagnos? Are you thinking of ordering a certain amount of women? You do know Brazil uses the metric system, right? You order by the kilo rather than pound.

The women are like their pictures, except most are a bit more lifelike.

Keep the questions coming. We are here to serve.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2550717]Here is the tip. I presume you're flying via GRU (LATAM doesn't fly nonstop to Rio from JFK AFAIK). So if you have a long layover in Sao Paulo, try to get a ticket agent to put you on the next available flight. Doesn't cost anything to ask, and you might be able to start partying early.[/QUOTE]I'm coming down in May on LATAM, Miami to Rio (SDU) with a 2 HR layover in Sao Paulo (GRU). My question to anyone who might've done this route, is the 2 hrs enough to be processed by immigration or with the COVID, etc will it be cutting it close? It's at 5:30 am-7:30 am so I'm hoping traffic will be light and we go through quick. I've missed similar connector flights flying in to Mexico and Colombia so I know it doesn't always go as planned. Anyone have experience?

[QUOTE=ZebraStripes81;2551025]I'm coming down in May on LATAM, Miami to Rio (SDU) with a 2 HR layover in Sao Paulo (GRU). My question to anyone who might've done this route, is the 2 hrs enough to be processed by immigration or with the COVID, etc will it be cutting it close? It's at 5:30 am-7:30 am so I'm hoping traffic will be light and we go through quick. I've missed similar connector flights flying in to Mexico and Colombia so I know it doesn't always go as planned. Anyone have experience?[/QUOTE]A lazy search (type GRU to SDU into your search engine) will show there are many flights between GRU and SDU just as there would be between any two major US cities.

We went to VM on Monday night / Tuesday morning at 01 h30.

There were about 30% the normal girls.

I picked a negra, and did a half hour for 65 r.

As usual the giving of change caused major headache.

My wingmen did not session, but they returned on Tuesday and reported getting numbers of 5 18-19 year old negras and mulatas and morenas, per the recommended procedure at VM by Sperto and others to go at 14 h.

Fresh out of zona norte.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2550383]"Duda" is well on her way out of the favela at 400 per hour.

But keep the knives locked up and I'd think twice before pernoite.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2551147]We went to VM on Monday night / Tuesday morning at 01 h30.

There were about 30% the normal girls.

I picked a negra, and did a half hour for 65 r.

As usual the giving of change caused major headache.

My wingmen did not session, but they returned on Tuesday and reported getting numbers of 5 18-19 year old negras and mulatas and morenas, per the recommended procedure at VM by Sperto and others to go at 14 h.[/QUOTE]I know you like the negras, but are there any brancas and morenas working in VM? If so, what's the rough percentage?

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2551142]A lazy search (type GRU to SDU into your search engine) will show there are many flights between GRU and SDU just as there would be between any two major US cities.[/QUOTE]Exec Talent,

I know how to book a flight using the Internet. I was just trying to gauge the probability of whether it would be necessary. Thanks anyways.

A few years ago while watching Monday night football at Mabs, I met a guy from California. He told me whenever he called an escort over, he would never give his room number in the hotel, instead he would tell the girl to call him when she got to the hotel because "he would have to go down to the lobby to register her". He used to sit in the lobby reading the paper or watching TV (he said the lobby was always fairly busy with people talking, eating or checking in).

He would keep an eye for for any girl who entered the hotel and watched as they either went to the desk or made a phone call. If his phone vibrated, he knew his date had arrived. If she wasn't the girl in the picture or if she was 5 years older /30 pounds heavier, he wouldn't answer the phone. If it was the girl in the picture, he would approach her and just walk to the elevator, she didn't have to register.

He never used his own picture or his real name in his whatsapp profile. He explained that he averaged about 50/50 with the girl looking like her picture. He said the main reason why he did this process was to minimize the girls causing a scene when he turned her away and also prevent having to pay a "cancelation fee".

Very good tradecraft.

At the end of the day, you are a target of a kind of junior league counterintel / shakedown.

The girl gets your name, she can file a lawsuit or criminal complaint, then you are paying her 300 minimum if you're lucky with her police friends taking a little for the trouble.

Like Warren Zevon once wrote so eloquently.

I went home with a waitress.

The way I always do.

How was I to know.

She was with the Russians too.

Send lawyers guns and money.

The shit has hit the fan.

[QUOTE=Bravo;2551198]A few years ago while watching Monday night football at Mabs, I met a guy from California. He told me whenever he called an escort over, he would never give his room number in the hotel, instead he would tell the girl to call him when she got to the hotel because "he would have to go down to the lobby to register her". He used to sit in the lobby reading the paper or watching TV (he said the lobby was always fairly busy with people talking, eating or checking in).

He would keep an eye for for any girl who entered the hotel and watched as they either went to the desk or made a phone call. If his phone vibrated, he knew his date had arrived. If she wasn't the girl in the picture or if she was 5 years older /30 pounds heavier, he wouldn't answer the phone. If it was the girl in the picture, he would approach her and just walk to the elevator, she didn't have to register.

He never used his own picture or his real name in his whatsapp profile. He explained that he averaged about 50/50 with the girl looking like her picture. He said the main reason why he did this process was to minimize the girls causing a scene when he turned her away and also prevent having to pay a "cancelation fee".[/QUOTE]

A lot of talk about how to screen.

I recommend using [URL]GPArena.net[/URL].

You can create a user (may have to use a VPN out of Brazil) (FWIW, You can ask a friend in Brazil to get on a real time conference with you and register a whatsapp number, now how's that for a protip!

Every day, the locals are all over the ass and tits like hungry people at the grocery store.

For example, there is Amora who was at 2414.

I banged her 18 yo pussy two weeks ago and overnighted with her last Saturday.

She's hot.

But there are 4-6 girls in Treze de maio alone who are in the same league, and you could have found Amora on gparena.

As I mentioned, GPguia should be used for all of Brazil, but for us cariocas (carioca the gema, kkk), GParena is top shelf.