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[QUOTE=Phordphan; 1406552]The only other place I've had a similar thing happen was in San Francisco, of all places. Other western cities? Fuggedaboudit.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the compliment. As a long time resident of San Francisco I often offer help to confused visitors to the city by the bay. Most of my friends do the same. We feel fortune to live in a fantastic city and take pride in being friendly and welcoming.

What's up with EE: Consultant Name: Take's Itdeep?

700 B, same for take out?

I wouldn't mind adding some protein to her diet when I come later this week.

Day 1: Went to Annies. The place was near my hotel so I was able to walk. It was really hot in Bangkok when I went, I was soaked in sweat when I got there. Language was bit of an issue with mamasan as I tried to understand the menu. I soon realized there's only one item on the menu-everything. Chose my girl (very cute). The room was a little ratty but the two hour session was excellent. You start on a rubber mattress, then a shower, then the bed (massage, etc.). Oh yeah, you get two pops. The best session I had in Bangkok.

Day 2: Went to try the Nuru massage I've been reading so much about. Ended up going to Akane (Chidlom branch). Man, what a waste of money this was. The lineup was some of the least attractive women I've seen in Bangkok. I picked one who was enthusiastic enough before the selection, but enthusiasm ended once we got to the room (which has seen better days). The lotion she used started off slimy and dried quickly. I'm glad I got the cheapest thing on the menu. (60 min lotion massage).

Day 3: For my last day I decided to treat myself and scheduled a girl with Bangkok Gold Escorts. Considering what I've read on this forum my expectations were high. But why not, they're one of the most expensive services in Bangkok. I selected May. That night my front desk called and I had to go down to the hotel lobby and bring her up (a little embarrassing). Anyway, when I saw her I knew things weren't going to work out. Complements to the photographer who took her picture for the website because she doesn't look anything like that. Also, she had spots / pimples all around her mouth and I was definitely not going to kiss that. Anyway, after some smalltalk I broke the bad news. I felt bad about it, but finally gave her cab fare and sent her on her way.

That's my trip: the good, the bad and the ugly.

Have had a good read of the forum and had a bit of time in Bangkok to experience the pleasures, so here is my overview and insight, some comments lift from others:

Quick comment: Not to be discriminating, but as the girls are I'll give a heads up. They know what type of people we are and charge accordingly. Words from the horses mouth from several gives: Westerners shag longer, have larger cocks, haggle more and tip less, especially relative to Asians and Japanese. Therefore the girls will either defer for an Asian (bad luck) or for a freelance, expect to pay 500 baht or so less than a Japanese person and tips less expected (good luck).

1) Soi Cowboy, generally a damn good street. Bacarra is the best, great girls, and the second floor has a glass floor and the girls all wear short skirts and no pants. And every twenty minutes they take their shirts off (no bras) for 10 minutes. Staff not too pushy, beers 140 baht, girl drinks not much more ( 200 baht). Not too much pressure. Bar fine 600, take out 2500 for 2 hours. Girls all 18 (barely).25 ish. Very attractive. No cover charges.

2) Nana plaza. Basically get horny in Soi and come to Nana to have fun. Girls of attractive, though they can be picky (I. E. They charge more to, for example, Japanese, expect more tips and expect less work all relative to Westerners).1500 baht for 2 hours, met a girl called Natalie. 25, great session, GFE works. All decent hotels in the area are GF, they just hand over I'd. Nana starts as early as 6pm, but by 10pm to 1am is in full swing. Quoted Long time for 3000 baht. Obviously no bar fines if you get them on the street, many are fluent in English. The bars in Nana charge the same as Soi Cowboy, but not so fun.

3) Went to Annies. 2500 for 2 hours. As expected, two pops, first in a soapy bath, then long massage, followed by BBBJ, covered sex and then whatever you want to finish. I had number 19, great girl, lots of effort and good fun. Definitely worth it for the bang to buck.

Other options:

- There is 1 more area like Soi Cowboy, but Soi has plenty.

- And massage place that has private rooms can be potentially enlisted for HJ's.

- Annie's (more central) , Cherry, Mango and Tulip in that order.

- EZ1, EZ2 and SnowWhite also options.

EZ will set you back 2400 plus a tip of around 500. Cherry and Mango are 800 plus a tip of around 1600. I think most experienced guys feel they have a better chance of a getting a good PSE at Cherry or Mango.

Other options (price before tips) :

1. Star of Light. 700 Bahts.

2, Lollipop. 700 Bahts.

3. Dr BJ's 700 Baht.

4. Yuki in Akane. While the place is a little sub-standard, the service is simply outstanding, within the regulation of this very special massage place on Soi 33. No chance for any FS, but the prostate / ball massage is really great. Quotes of 1500 for full sex. 1400 of Happy Ending massage.

Have fun!

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld; 1406658]What's up with EE: Consultant Name: Take's Itdeep?

700 B, same for take out?

I wouldn't mind adding some protein to her diet when I come later this week.[/QUOTE]One of our most talented ladies. Being a consultant the price of a BJ from her is actually 1, 000 baht. It is the Nurses who cost 700. Our take out or out call prices do not work the same way they do in go-go bars where you pay a bar fine and "negotiate" the price with the lady. We have a flat rate of 5, 000 baht for a consultant (3, 000 for a Nurse) and you are not required to pay the lady any more. Whether a customer gives the lady a tip or not is, as the saying goes "up to you".

Regards,

BJ

I spoke with one of my favorites from Fantasia at NEP and she said the place hasn't been very busy lately and she hadn't been barfined in a couple weeks? She's young, great looking and has a great body. Are all the usual punters off somewhere else in April?

I walked down Soi 6 and almost all the bars were empty and most had a half dozen women outside saying "hi" and trying to entice me inside.

[QUOTE=SexPerimenter; 1406866]I spoke with one of my favorites from Fantasia at NEP and she said the place hasn't been very busy lately and she hadn't been barfined in a couple weeks? She's young, great looking and has a great body. Are all the usual punters off somewhere else in April?

I walked down Soi 6 and almost all the bars were empty and most had a half dozen women outside saying "hi" and trying to entice me inside.[/QUOTE]Yes, they're off somewhere. It's April. The high season is over. Wait until October when the rains pour and the streets flood. The bars really suffer then.

Hello Gentlemen,

I would have a few questions for you. I have been to Bangkok in the past and understand most of the workings.

1. My question si how much does this change during Songkran? I will be there partly during this time. Will all the parlors be closed? Is there anything else I need to be aware of except the water guns?

2. Also would anyone have a recommendations for some adult entertainment that would include a female partner? My girlfriend is not the jealous type and would be interested in seeing some sexy shows etc. Any suggestions where one could do that in Bangkok without ending up in some dodgy place on the 4th floor.

Your suggestions would be most welcome.

Have a good one!

[QUOTE=SexPerimenter; 1406866]I spoke with one of my favorites from Fantasia at NEP and she said the place hasn't been very busy lately and she hadn't been barfined in a couple weeks? She's young, great looking and has a great body. Are all the usual punters off somewhere else in April?

I walked down Soi 6 and almost all the bars were empty and most had a half dozen women outside saying "hi" and trying to entice me inside.[/QUOTE]That's interesting! A couple of weeks ago a senior member specifically asked me on this board if tourist numbers were down in the lower Suk area. I responded that indeed compared to 12 months ago most bars and go-go's were experiencing a big reduction in customer numbers. This was refuted by about 3 people, one even quoted official Thai tourist board figures to contradict my answer. Point being I was not asked about the general number of tourists visiting Thailand but specifically this area. Seems your experience supports what I was saying.

Regards,

BJ

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1406852]One of our most talented ladies. Being a consultant the price of a BJ from her is actually 1, 000 baht. It is the Nurses who cost 700. Our take out or out call prices do not work the same way they do in go-go bars where you pay a bar fine and "negotiate" the price with the lady. We have a flat rate of 5, 000 baht for a consultant (3, 000 for a Nurse) and you are not required to pay the lady any more. Whether a customer gives the lady a tip or not is, as the saying goes "up to you".

Regards,

BJ[/QUOTE]Not bad, I'll make sure to bless her esophagus when I have a nut to spare.