Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]...
But it would be fun to take Giotto out mongering. The ducks are hungry. :D
...
[/QUOTE]Mick Licker,

Giotto is old already. Very old. Living in the time "beyond" mongering...:) ( = tries to keep his balls ).


Giotto

Had a fantastic Thai girl today in Frankfurt of all places.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=791367&postcount=3255[/url]

But still flying out of here tomorrow for Sunday splashdown in the Land of Torrential Downpours
Whoops! Its already tomorrow now.

[QUOTE=1Ball]Tansak, if I ever end up in the pool with Auntie, I will be wearing steel bullet proof underwear, if you get my drift.

Ouch....[/QUOTE]I will wait for you here ! Your last Ball is mine!

Just try to find some recipe's for " mashed ball " or " ball carpaccio"

Will be a pretty small dish.

Auntie!

The airport is nearly empty, the roads are nearly empty. < 1 hour from get off plane to arrive LL.
Surprise the Lodge is virtually booked out.
Its 7:30AM and some are already down to breakfast?:confused:
The lovely Miss T is here to get me a cup of Coffee.

My flight was terrible even after upgrade to Business class. I nneeded a sleeping pill badly. The guy sitting next to me insisted on a very short loud sharp sniff every 2 to 3 minutes.
He kept using the call button to get beers and whiskeys too. Plus crackling of peanut packets.
Finally he went to sleep and then the snoring started.
I normally have less problems in economy.

Please prepare the dungeon for my arrival this Saturday...can we get an rsvp -- who is attending the bachelor's party?

;)

T1234, since I am the guest of honour, I guess I need to be there.
I was just at an Indian wedding a couple of weeks ago in Bali, where the father bought 250 rooms in a 5 star resort for 500 guests for a week. Rose champagne, lamb, huge prawns, he even flew in the hottest Mumbai rock band, unlimited everything, it was great. Fabulous food, drink, and entertainment.

Giotto, of course, not wanting to be undone, has just told me by batphone, that he is doing the same. This is still a secret, but I am so excited, I have to let the cat out of the bag...... Beyonce is headlining the entertainement.

So, for all attending the wedding, please thank Giotto upon check out, when your bill is non existant.

[QUOTE=1Ball]...
Giotto, of course, not wanting to be undone, has just told me by batphone,
...
[/QUOTE]Mr. Vice President,

I can even add some more news ...

Your bride Emmy is really excited already, she tells everybody already how it will be after she picks you up at the airport and comes back to the honeymoon suite - she shows everybody the red silk G-strings she will wear for you that night.

Mrs. T*m told me today that she will also attend your wedding, together with her (Thai) husband.

That will be fun :):):) !


Giotto

[QUOTE=Giotto]Mr. Vice President,

I can even add some more news ...

Your bride Emmy ............ shows everybody the red silk G-strings she will wear for you that night.
Giotto[/QUOTE]
Oh My Buddha, Giotto, you owe me a new laptop, I just threw up all over my keyboard.
:eek:

[QUOTE=1Ball]Oh My Buddha, Giotto, you owe me a new laptop, I just threw up all over my keyboard.
:eek:[/QUOTE]Mr. Vice President,

Don't worry, Mrs. Emmy VP will love to clean that up for you :) ...


Giotto

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]...
-- who is attending the bachelor's party?
...
[/QUOTE]Mr. Marketing Director,

I am in! So happy for Emmy and the VP :) ...


Giotto

[QUOTE=1Ball]T1234, since I am the guest of honour, I guess I need to be there.

So, for all attending the wedding, please thank Giotto upon check out, when your bill is non existant.[/QUOTE]

Yes young and hansum man - you'd best show up since I've got to bribe by the mrs. to let me rush to Bkk for a weekend of 'business meetings'.
;)

I have been to LL twice with my GF from Indonesia, and each time, she has asked me how is it that I know several guests at the hotel, or how come guys just walk up to our diner table and introcude them selves with funny names. Luckily nobody has ever walked up and said…… hi 1Ball? I am Sirfucksalot… or Hey 1ball old buddy, remember me? I am licktheclit.

So how to get around this. I know some of you have shown up and stayed at LL with a significant other, what do you say to said other, when within 10 minutes of sitting down at a table, or walking into the sports lounge, some guy comes up to you and start talking to you?

I of course would never mention ISG to her, but when asked, I told her LL had a website, where people leave comments, and people get to know each other via those.

Any bright ideas?

Oh, and before I forget, she and I are arriving in the wee hours of friday night, so we will be around saturday night. it would be nice if a bunch of us could all sit down to dinner, leaving mongering jokes for another time, if you please. (ML, I know you will be the perfect gentleman, it is the likes of derelicts like T1234 I am worried about; and don't even get me started on Tansak, ;) )

1ball

[QUOTE=1Ball]and don't even get me started on Tansak, ;) )[/QUOTE]

Bastard... I won't even be there... But will be sure to tell Auntie to give you shit.

In regards to your question, since I lived at the lodge for a while, I would introduce people as saying we have the same hobby (including telling the girls at the table this) or since we all travel so much that we belong to the same travel web site and communicate that way. If and when I am pushed I use Flyertalk as the name of the web site. And I know a few ISG's are on FT as well so it isn't so far fetched (even Trav123 is on FT).

ISG / Flyertalk... almost the same.... :D

[QUOTE=1Ball]I have been to LL twice with my GF from Indonesia, and each time, she has asked me how is it that I know several guests at the hotel, or how come guys just walk up to our diner table and introcude them selves with funny names. Luckily nobody has ever walked up and said…… hi 1Ball? I am Sirfucksalot… or Hey 1ball old buddy, remember me? I am licktheclit.


I (ML, I know you will be the perfect gentleman, it is the likes of derelicts like T1234 I am worried about; and don't even get me started on Tansak, ;) )

1ball[/QUOTE]

Actually Mick can confirm that I am a perfect gentleman when I see an ISG member with a TG or any female. I might be flippant on-line but trust me, I can be 'trusted'.

Btw, clean your pm box, tried to answer your pm.

Guys

Assuming a project meeting goes my way on Wednesday, then i will be back at the Lodge on Sunday morning, hopefully some of you will still be around to meet up with for.

T1234, replied to your PM, hopefully catch you Sunday as well. Don't worry about the mattress, they are built to German standards so are able to withstand all sorts of punishment :)

Mick, now i know why the girls form the sports lounge never left me alone last week, you had them chaperoning me just in case for Miss T :D