Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=GoneFishin;2081355]Are these clubs on bong koch 8 street? I really like taking a dip in the pool and jacuzzi after the dead at heavens. There are still several there I would like to do but might put the other places on the list for look see. Thanks for info.

GF.[/QUOTE]Yes, they are on Soi Bong Koch 8. There are no pools in any of these clubs. These are small bars. Nearby M Club has a pool. Soi Full Love Inn G clubs are worth checking out. You may also want to try nearby Xzyte club on Soi Xzyte, The Den on Soi Chaiyapoon, as well as Geisha on Soi LK Pavilion.

Aloha all,

Yeah, so yesterday was supposed to be Devil's Den. However, Murphy must read this forum. Headed out into the heat and started for LK Metro. First my slipper broke. Try finding size 13's (US) when you need them. Found paper clips at a 7/11 for a temp fix. I've been walking everywhere for the exercise but it was especially hot and I was cooking so I stopped in at Culture massage on Soi. The street just north of LK with all the massage shops. Anyway, they have A/C and I've seen some good reviews. So in for a massage and a shower. First red flag. Young masseuse. She massaged me like my ex drives her, my car. Not enough oil! My leg hairs are still in knots and I feel sun burnt today! I also agreed to a he up front. I kept giving her the oil thing but still. How does one fuck up dick / oil / hand?? I called it off short before she ripped it off, showered, left. On my way to LK since I was already there.

(And day 2 massage was at "Risa" on Soi 8. Recommended. Went again this morning. Different girl, even better).

Lost all interest in DD so had a plate of curry, water, and beer for about 200 at Kilkenny across from Billabong. Chatted with some nice blokes, watched some rugby, and just relaxed.

I was going to stay until the gogos opened but I was just not in the mood. Back to the hotel. First time on a motor bike taxi. Nice!

Back at the room I hit the bed at 19:00 for a nap and woke up at 03:00 and feeling good. Fuck! Too late for anything. Or was it?

My rainy day Line contacts! Literally one call and the hottest girl in my contacts was in my room with a mini vibrator strapped to sore John Thomas and balls deep in under an hour! So much for not using Line / TF LOL. I have another set up for tonight with back up options. My lady last night was 1500st worth every last baht and the 200 tip.

Did I mention I fucking love this place!?

Tomorrow's agenda? Still have threesome and a BJ bar on my list.

Until tomorrow. Only two nights left!

I have walked past the pump stations and kittens but all three had some rough looking girls (some LB? Ladies outside King Kong, Click, etc. Looked slightly better.

Any suggestions? Online reviews are not accurate regarding kittens at all. Wouldn't touch those couches with my dog's ass.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2081409]Yes, they are on Soi Bong Koch 8. There are no pools in any of these clubs. These are small bars. Nearby M Club has a pool. Soi Full Love Inn G clubs are worth checking out. You may also want to try nearby Xzyte club on Soi Xzyte, The Den on Soi Chaiyapoon, as well as Geisha on Soi LK Pavilion.[/QUOTE]You guys really know this town. The street seems really out of the way but certainly worth a visit. I started this block of clubs at 007, chatted with the Belgium owners some and found a looker or two. Just went for exploring and really not to pop one. They gave me the price breakdown as this, 300 for room with shower, 1000 boom boom to girl or 500 BJ. The BJ price seems like a good deal as 800 is the price I paid in bkk BJ bars. Of course I'm assuming you don't have to pay for room. With room price its the same. Poked my head in most of this places that were right next to each other. It was early like 1 pm so many of the girls were just applying makeup for the workday. As a newbie I saw only a few doables but cannot see why you long timers would bother over there. I liked how most of the places had good seating for you to drink and chat with the girls in comfort, of course the aircon is nice.

GF.

Don't recall anyone mentioning this. Hit a bar and got a weird barfine structure. 300 one hour, 500 two hours, 700 LT. So much for 300/350 BF any length of time.

[QUOTE=Lavaflix;2081417]I have walked past the pump stations and kittens but all three had some rough looking girls (some LB? Ladies outside King Kong, Click, etc. Looked slightly better.[/QUOTE]Just as the owner (female) of Bliss Lounge told me, the quality of the BJ is inversely proportional to how the girl looks.

[QUOTE=Lavaflix;2081412]Aloha all,

Yeah, so yesterday was supposed to be Devil's Den. However, Murphy must read this forum. Headed out into the heat and started for LK Metro. First my slipper broke. Try finding size 13's (US) when you need them. Found paper clips at a 7/11 for a temp fix. I've been walking everywhere for the exercise but it was especially hot and I was cooking so I stopped in at Culture massage on Soi. The street just north of LK with all the massage shops. Anyway, they have A/C and I've seen some good reviews. So in for a massage and a shower. First red flag. Young masseuse. She massaged me like my ex drives her, my car. Not enough oil! My leg hairs are still in knots and I feel sun burnt today! I also agreed to a he up front. I kept giving her the oil thing but still. How does one fuck up dick / oil / hand?? I called it off short before she ripped it off, showered, left. On my way to LK since I was already there.

(And day 2 massage was at "Risa" on Soi 8. Recommended. Went again this morning. Different girl, even better).

Lost all interest in DD so had a plate of curry, water, and beer for about 200 at Kilkenny across from Billabong. Chatted with some nice blokes, watched some rugby, and just relaxed.[/QUOTE]Hi Lava,

Loving your reports. Learning heaps from your reports for my maiden trip in February. DD is on my list so to do as well. I will bring 3 pairs of flip flops so I don't have a repeat of your misfortune. Keep on living the dream.

Rob.

I don't know how you flip flop folks do it. I like to walk everywhere, but after twenty minutes in flops, my feet are done for. I opt for lightweight breathable running shoes instead. Still light and comfortable, but I can walk for days in them.

Headed to Pattaya today. Staying at Areca Lodge for four nights.

[QUOTE=Lavaflix;2081417]I have walked past the pump stations and kittens but all three had some rough looking girls (some LB? Ladies outside King Kong, Click, etc. Looked slightly better.

Any suggestions? Online reviews are not accurate regarding kittens at all. Wouldn't touch those couches with my dog's ass.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Your reports are really burning up this thread. Keep it coming man.

As Mr E points out, qiuality of BJ is usually inversely proportional to how the girl looks. Almost all places will do only a BJ, but the specialists are:

- My Friend You on Soi 6. Slightly pricey but you won't regret it. Ask for a girl named Nok. Money back if you don't like it.

- Telephone Bar on Soi Batman.

- Bar de La Poste on Soi Leng Kee.

- Carre Blanc on Soi Full Love Inn. In fact all the bars on that stretch used to be specialist BJ bars previously. Now they have upgraded to G clubs.

- Rouge on the Darkside, look at a map can't remember the Soi name.

- L O L I T A S have opened a branch on Soi Chaiyaphoom, I have peeped inside but did not partake there.

[QUOTE=NRock;2081202]Use an ATM, which in my experience has the best exchange rates because it's directly through your bank and has no additional service fee aside from an ATM fee. Just make sure to call your bank before so they know you are traveling.[/QUOTE]Maybe your bank is different but as far as I know most banks have an additional service fee for withdrawels made abroad. In my case it's around 90 Baht.
Add to that the 200 Baht fee you have to pay the Thai bank and you're looking at almost 300 Baht in total for each withdrawel. I'm pretty sure it's better for most of us to exchange cash.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2080835]It is often noted that when one does not have a good come back line or useful argument, they start correcting grammar, spellings and technical aspects of the comment made. Proven again here. What a wet blanket, jeez! Please enjoy all you want. We are clearly not playing the same field.[/QUOTE]Just proving how ignorant so-called english speakers can be. You make sure you keep going to work and saving those pennies. We know you need it. You're correct about one thing, you will never be up to my level. LOL. In the mean time, those of here will continue to enjoy to ladies.

[QUOTE=PipeLayer99;2080825]where are YOUR actual pics? Photos can tell a lot about an individuals tastes and/or lack thereof.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2080837]Bingo! For once you got it right. Kinda explains things about you. Hyuk![/QUOTE]Lookie lookie, one of your stunners eh? LOL.

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Now if you still want to talk trash, feel free to use the PM function. In the meantime back to real posts.

For those on the ground or coming soon, LK Metro is looking good lately. The usual bars are open, and some now have better drink specials. Like 55 baht for beer and mixed drinks.

There are many new ladies in all shapes and sizes. Something for everyone. There are a few new gogos too.

Went a few days ago around 10 pm and my buddy found a nice looking honey at a bar. Usual prices as of lately depending on the bar, this place is now asking for 350 bar fine (used to be 300). He offered her 1000 for ST (next day he said he was satisfied with his selection). Before we left around 11.30, I got a text from one I have been meaning to see. Asked her to come on over to the condo for fun. The usual gymnastics followed. First drinks on the sofa, followed by a nice BBBJ, and sex in multiple positions. Everyone was happy.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2080852]Look guys. I just don't think we should be discussing anything other than reports here. There is a general thread to discuss other stuff as well as debating. Healthy debates are good and should not be taken so seriously and personal. I personally have nothing against Pipelayer. He's a good guy and helped me out with info in the past. So I suggest everyone just cool off and get back to mongering reports. I include myself in this advice too.[/QUOTE]Excellent advice BKKdog. I have already suggested to Blanq to feel free to pm. Peace my brother. Maybe catch you next trip to Bangkok.

[QUOTE=Itsal;2081026]Usually I do money exchange in Bangkok airport. Is that better than the exchange centres available in Pattaya? Where can I get best exchange rates for USD in Pattaya?[/QUOTE]The rates in town are much better. Only change enough at the airport to get you to Pattaya (about 11-1200 baht depending on who you use). If you haven't pre-booked a taxi, just go up the the next level and catch one outside.

After you arrive, there are plenty of exchanges all over. I like the ones near Soi Diana and Soi Buakhao.

The one you choose just depends on where your hotel is located or where you plan on going to have fun.