Rio de Janeiro Reports

I hate to say it but you are overpaying. But we discussed that. In Anaggie's one day 8 hour Terma run in Rio. (and I said, my comments are without assigning blame, just a debrief, and in his favor, negotiating bareback in advance is a good technique, and if you have the money and not the time, then whatever. Go for it).

The obvious thing that all the ready players 4 to infinity sitting at home can and should do is learn Portuguese before coming to Rio.

Not just a good porto language course from the library. Digitize the CDS and play them over and over again. But also just google Felipe ret, and translate the lyrics. Pretend it is like vital intelligence that your balls and your money depend on and you are required to learn Felipe ret like some of us were forced to memorize Beouwulf in Old English.

Here's a protip for how to make the Buzios trip OK. Get a bluetooth speaker. Between water taxis to praia dos ossos, and the other praias. Play Felipe ret!

[QUOTE=ZebraStripes81;2562512]Zebra checking in, sitting in the very pleasant Copa Starbucks typing this, watching the world go by. The week has been interesting so far- Sunday Clara cancelled our 3 pm and rescheduled for the next dya at noon, which turned out to be fine because I was hungover and didn't have much energy except to shuffle around the beach and watch this enormous motorcycle parade go by- seemed to be Brazilian themed with lots of flags. Experienced posters can chime in if this was some National Holiday or just a normal Sunday occurrence as Atlantico was closed after to all but foot traffic. Lovely afternoon.

Monday Clara came over for our noon appointment, as usual eager to please. I sucked on the huge titties and busted a nut on and in that pretty face / mouth as she begged for it. Such a nice girl. Freelances at Whiskeria if anyone can't connect or find her on dating apps. Still, I'm not going to call her for a bit- men crave novelty.

I slid over to Monte Carlo a few hours later where India was waiting for me. I summoned some more nut and we hit the cabine after a couple of drinks. She was still eager to please, but after the initial thrill of a new girl wears off you can sort of tell that this is the thousandth dude they've sucked off and its really just a performance. Nevertheless, India has me entranced and has figured out how to use ZebraStripes as an ATM. After fucking, we go back down to the boate and she order food on me. Bill reflected this, but this is the last time I'm going in there to get her now that I've got the zapp, etc. I saw one other dude that night- looked like a Korean businessman, and with all these hot (10+) WG's sitting around looking bored as F pretty much falling asleep in the dim light. Again- I'm amazed at the ratio- how the hell are these girls paying the bills? Maybe I just need to hit up Centro on a weekend and I'll see different crowd..[/QUOTE]

Maybe this belongs more in a politics thread -- American politics or Brazilian politics -- but frankly, bolsonaro has gotten it right, and I am f'ing glad he is president of the country I have lived in since Covid started.

The man rides a bike. He's the real military man that Trump wanted to be.

He beat Covid himself.

The cure for this flu like "killer" is to go swim in the ocean and get sun at the beach and have a healthy diet to support an immune system.

The state is not supposed to be your nanny, your nurse, your boss, though the puritan eco green control freaks of north America and other rich world countries think it should be.

We have Brazil to thank for 8 dolllar pussy in a world gone fucking crazy.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2562657]No, it was probably senior Bolsonaro, the father of the nation, giving himself a tap on a shoulder for handling the Covid crisis so beautifully. With "only" 450,000 dead, he should give himself a medal, methink.

[URL]https://www.france24.com/en/americas/20210524-thousands-rally-at-motorbike-parade-for-brazil-s-bolsonaro-despite-pandemic[/URL]

I'm sure you will, but I very much concur with Bravo.

1. Don't go to Buzios with a girl you've just met.

2. Don't go to Buzios for one day. What for? It's a 3. 5-4 hour ride one way. You'll return tired, exhausted and annoyed.

3. Don't go to Buzios in Uber unless you want her to suck you along the way. Jesus, what for? There is a very comfortable bus that'll get you there in the same amount of time as a car, and you'll probably pay 10-15 times less.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZebraStripes81;2562593]The uber fare was about $55 USD and looked like 2+ hrs not 4 which sounds do-able and better than being in a bus.[/QUOTE]I took the 1001 bus to Buzios in 2005. It was a good option. But today is 2021 and Uber exists. Then you have a good exchange rate to boot. Let me break it down for you because I went through this back in March when I went to Ilha Grande with a chick.

First you will have to get up at maybe 6 am to be at the bus station early. You will have to pay to get to the bus station. Then you need 2 tickets which will be about $15 each. You wait for the bus to depart. On the other end you do not know where you are going and have to get transportation there. So you have already spent at least $45 anyway. For me, the extra $10 is worth me calling the transportation at a time that is convenient for me and going directly where I want to go, be able to make a stop if and when I want to. Hell, mfs were paying taxis $55 to get from the airport to Copacabana back in the day.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2562657]I'm sure you will, but I very much concur with Bravo.

1. Don't go to Buzios with a girl you've just met.

2. Don't go to Buzios for one day. What for? It's a 3. 5-4 hour ride one way. You'll return tired, exhausted and annoyed.

3. Don't go to Buzios in Uber unless you want her to suck you along the way. Jesus, what for? There is a very comfortable bus that'll get you there in the same amount of time as a car, and you'll probably pay 10-15 times less.

4. If she went to town on food in MC, your wallet will be hit harder in Buzios. It's a pricey town. Dinner and drinks will cost you as they would in New York.

5. Honestly, I don't see the point, but if you absolutely must go to Buzios, buy a day tour. They take you to some port on a bus (about an hour north), then move to a barca for the rest of the trip with a stop for swimming along the way. And they serve caipirinha and light snacks onboard. That's fun, at least.

Good luck![/QUOTE]I'm tending to agree with you and Bravo. I just initially went along with the idea because, hey why not? But now I can see in broad daylight that so many things need to go right and just one thing off could make it all go pear shaped. I'm going to suggest instead that we hit up a beach club in Grumari and maybe stay at a hotel down there if things go well. That's only an hour uber.

Final thought- I'm actually not even sure we could easily get an uber out to Buzios- remember this driver has to get back as well- a 6 hour time commitment only paid for half.

[QUOTE=Bravo;2562578]1) Make 100% sure (In writing is better) whether or not she expects to get paid for that trip to Buzios! I have seen countless mongers think they were on a "Date" with a working girl, not knowing that the meter was running and she expects payment.

2) Why on earth are you taking an Uber to Buzios? Why not just grab a bus from downtown instead?

3) If you think the age difference stands out in Copa, magnify that by 10 in Buzios.

IMHO, you barely know this girl (you probably don't even know her real name) and besides the fact that she allows you to cum in her mouth, you have nothing in common. Just keep paying her to come over after work and skip the nightmare you will experience taking a trip to a destination 4 hours away with a girl you can't communicate with.[/QUOTE]Burn the advice in the above quote into your brain. Why take a terma garrota you don't know on a nice trip when there are so many women there in Buzios to try and sample? Just my $. 02. Also, remember this -- at the end of the day, she's a ho. 'Nuff said.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;2562781]I took the 1001 bus to Buzios in 2005. It was a good option. But today is 2021 and Uber exists.[/QUOTE]There are other options. Outside the back entrance to the rodoviaria there are guys calling out destinations where you can go in their vans or cars. They leave as soon as the vans/cars are full. In March last year it cost me R$70 going to Búzios in the front seat of a car with three more passengers in the back. The driver drove like a maniac. There were quite some traffic so the trip took 3 hours. Going back we went with the 1001 bus. It cost R$80, very comfortable and took 3,5 hours.

P.S These unofficial vans can take you too many different destinations in the state of RJ. I use them a lot.

[QUOTE=ZebraStripes81;2562593]Thanks for your thoughts, Bravo I appreciate the insight. To clarify a little bit-yes we have agreed on a price- I'm definitely not that naive. Honestly it was her suggestion, not something I came up with-and she even showed me images of a hotel, etc. She said she is from Cabo Frio.[/QUOTE]If you are very attracted to her and she has a good vibe, go for it. You can't beat hanging out with a local (Cabo Frio) girl.

Hearing about the hotel changes everything. Those 100+ miles seem like they should be a breeze to us gringos, but these aren't wide freeways. Brazil relies on trucking to a great extent so there will be many trucks on the slow road to Buzios.

I did a weekend in Buzios with a 4 x4 girl who didn't speak English. She was very sweet and appreciative. She tolerated my bad Portuguese because she was enjoying herself and simultaneously making money. This girl was kind of demure, but she had great oral suction skills and could thrust her pelvis into your groin rhythmically in a way few women can master. These girls are Brazil's Brand Ambassadors! But I digress.

As Xpartan mentioned, a day on a barca (boat) is a blast. It's a pretty similar routine as the day boats in Southeast Asia. Now of course, you are going to be with a small group for several hours. They will likely keep to themselves, but your date might be tempted to have a real conversation in her native tongue. Anyways, it is what it is. You might be able to get a decent off-season price hiring a small boat and captain for a private tour in Armação de Buzios.

All the prive girls at prives like TDM33 are priced at 50 for 10 minutes up to 120 for 60 minutes. You go in and get half hour for 60 or 70.

[QUOTE=Ptgbac;2562671]Been checking out guarena and couldn't find any girl for 70 are $, all above 150.[/QUOTE]

Why not rent a car for around $20/ day with unlimited mileage? Then you have total mobility. Go where you want, when you want.

Update: I just booked a rental car for $11/ day (manual shift / no upfront cost, free cancelation) so I can explore Rraia de Grumar / Prainha at my leisure one day with one of my favorite girls. I would definitely rent a car at this price if I was planning to go to Buzios for a few days.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2562857]All the prive girls at prives like TDM33 are priced at 50 for 10 minutes up to 120 for 60 minutes. You go in and get half hour for 60 or 70.[/QUOTE]Do you get the girl tested before bareback? Here in commie Europe, you can get the anti-HIV pill for free. I was quite surprised, there is a new drug where you can take the first pill in the afternoon, go bareback at night, and then just take more 2 days. Pretty impressive.

[QUOTE=Yossarian;2562842]Burn the advice in the above quote into your brain. Why take a terma garrota you don't know on a nice trip when there are so many women there in Buzios to try and sample?[/QUOTE]I don't think there is much of a pro scene in Buzios. There are a bunch of middle class Brazilians and Argentinians on holiday. Many were with their boyfriends. There seems to be a few Euro and North American backpackers who stroll into town.

I'm just stating what I observed. If some guys want to take a shot at the civilians, girls tend to drop their inhibitions when on holiday in an exotic place particularly the backpacker babes. It is a long trip from Rio though. I think it would suck if you didn't have traveling buddies.

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;2562920]I don't think there is much of a pro scene in Buzios. There are a bunch of middle class Brazilians and Argentinians on holiday. Many were with their boyfriends. There seems to be a few Euro and North American backpackers who stroll into town.

I'm just stating what I observed. If some guys want to take a shot at the civilians, girls tend to drop their inhibitions when on holiday in an exotic place particularly the backpacker babes. It is a long trip from Rio though. I think it would suck if you didn't have traveling buddies.[/QUOTE]I was in Buzios a few years ago, for 4 days. I agree with you, mostly Brazilian families and Argentinian families. Most of the attractive girls were with their boyfriends. One of our wingman brought a chick with him from Rio, and he was happy. For me, it became a short vacation.

The prive girls and casas like club 116 are covered.

Girls I'm barebacking get tested and I will help if they are not. Getting tested free.

[QUOTE=Ptgbac;2562912]Do you get the girl tested before bareback? Here in commie Europe, you can get the anti-HIV pill for free. I was quite surprised, there is a new drug where you can take the first pill in the afternoon, go bareback at night, and then just take more 2 days. Pretty impressive.[/QUOTE]

I have been in all the tier 1 termas (solarium, MC, though not Centaurus) in the last 6 months; and in many of the prives.

There are girls who are at the same level in the prives.

The prives are maybe a little harder to do logistically. You have to go to multiple prives, take notes, etc. Deal with the bad elevators and walk down the stairs in some buildings like TDM33.

Many of the girls in prives will not meet outside, but all that said, even for a monger with 1 or 2 weeks in town, the prive route is the smart money route, the Spartan Senor Sperto route as opposed to the Athenian Maximum Budget Route. And the sex is as good or the same.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2562635]Thanks for the report.

From her point of view, she took more than double her regular fee because there is no middle man. If you only want to have a same session with her outside of work, the fee can be negotiated down in theory.

I look at this as batting average. No one has said it is 100% batting average. You only have one opportunity so it is hard to judge but I think 600 for a 10 is a pretty good deal.[/QUOTE]