Sosua Reports

Yeah, I kinda feel sorry for people who have, like, standards and shit.

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1681805]Relax we are Kool enough with Olkool to joke with him like that. No need to get defensive for Him.[/QUOTE]Evidently you did not get it. Mine was a tongue in cheek!

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1681830]Yeah, I kinda feel sorry for people who have, like, standards and shit.[/QUOTE]What is this word "standards"? Never heard of it.

[QUOTE=Phuquer;1681825]Basically, if she walks, talks, and breathes (although not necessarily all three), I would fuck her.[/QUOTE]So seeing that you will do anything that has a "pulse" would you gargle with their douche water as well.

[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1681803]Thats what scares me about Thailand "Butts" Es nessisito para Mi.[/QUOTE]I'm here now and what really is scary are the lady-boys.

You can usually figure which ones are the lady-boys, but with some of them you cannot.

As a matter of fact, I know a guy who was here who was getting ready to take what he thought was a girl to the room but went into shock when the he / she informed him of what he was.

I know your a switch hitter GrownMan, so you should get your butt on a plane and dive into some of the pussy here.

The pussy here is not vertical but slanted in case you where wondering.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1681845]So seeing that you will do anything that has a "pulse" would you gargle with their douche water as well.[/QUOTE]I would swirl it around my mouth like a fine chardonnay.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1681849]dive into some of the pussy here.[/QUOTE]Say Hi to the girls at Snow White for me. Damn I miss Thailand. Still looking forward to my trip to the DR, though.

[QUOTE=Phuquer;1681864]I would swirl it around my mouth like a fine chardonnay.[/QUOTE]Your a man of fine tastes!

Geez, P, according to your scale I am strictly 7's.

[QUOTE=Phuquer;1681825]On a scale of 1 to 10, this is how I rate my women:

1 - I would fuck her with the lights off.

2 - I would fuck her with the lights on and my eyes closed.

3 - I would fuck her, but only in a dark alley or dimly lit bar.

4 - I would fuck her with the lights on, but I won't really like it.

5 - I wouldn't mind fucking her.

6 - I would like to fuck her.

7 - I would like to take pictures / video of me fucking her.

8 - I would like my friends to take pictures / video of me fucking her.

9 - I would like to watch videos of her being fucked while I am fucking her.

10 - I would dream about fucking her even when I am not fucking her.

Basically, if she walks, talks, and breathes (although not necessarily all three), I would fuck her.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=DCups;1681902]Geez, P, according to your scale I am strictly 7's.

.[/QUOTE]Yes I can't get past 7 either or below it.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1681849]I'm here now and what really is scary are the lady-boys.

You can usually figure which ones are the lady-boys, but with some of them you cannot.

As a matter of fact, I know a guy who was here who was getting ready to take what he thought was a girl to the room but went into shock when the he / she informed him of what he was.

I know your a switch hitter GrownMan, so you should get your butt on a plane and dive into some of the pussy here.

The pussy here is not vertical but slanted in case you where wondering.[/QUOTE]I know you must be catching hell Surf. You like the manly Man to wax your board. It must be really confusing for you now. Its okay we understand sometimes you want to feel a nut and sometimes you don't.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1681849]I'm here now and what really is scary are the lady-boys.

You can usually figure which ones are the lady-boys, but with some of them you cannot.

As a matter of fact, I know a guy who was here who was getting ready to take what he thought was a girl to the room but went into shock when the he / she informed him of what he was.

I know your a switch hitter GrownMan, so you should get your butt on a plane and dive into some of the pussy here.

The pussy here is not vertical but slanted in case you where wondering.[/QUOTE]The ladyboys in Thailand are better looking than the real girls here in the usa!

When we arrived in Las Americas we went upstairs to exchange some money. There were 3 Haitian dudes in front of us in the line. When the last guy was at the window handling his business a Dominican guy came up and got behind him as if he was next. I asked my dad if he saw how that guy just cold got in front of us? He said yes. So the Haitian guy left and the Dominican made his way to the window. In a loud voice in Spanish I said, "What the hell is this? Excuse me!" The guy said I was next and asked the girl behind the window for confirmation. She said yes. I said hell no you were not. I have been waiting here. He moved out of the way in disappointment as if I was not going to call him out on his rudeness. The nerve of these damn people.

We went back downstairs to get the rental car and they tried to give me the Volkswagen. I remember from another time that the Volkswagen does not have an auxiliary jack and I have to have that for my music. She said that was the only car they had left in the class that I had booked. There were no more Kias or Chevys. She said that she could get me into a Honda Civic for $5 more/day or an SUV for $8 more. I went with the Honda. There was also a family of 5 there from somewhere in the US. They had booked a car for $186 for about a week. When they got through tacking on all the insurance the car was over $600. They were stunned but had no choice because they had to have the car. Later I slid them a note telling them that the credit card they booked on automatically carried insurance for the car rental. I don't know if they went back up to the desk and tried to rework the agreement or what.

We finally left Santo Domingo and headed up the toll road. In route I gave my dad a real (read: not the bs you hear in school) history lesson about the island and the Americas in general before and at the beginning of the colonial period. Right before we got to Nagua we were stopped by me and Gogo's buddy. I rolled down the window and shook his hand and said man you already know me. He said man it's my birthday. I said happy birthday and started laughing as I drove off. Guys don't let the cops intimidate you when you know you have done nothing wrong. When we reached Rio San Juan we pulled in and rode around the town to check out the honeys. And there were some nice ones. Dusk was approaching and I wanted to get to Sosua before night fall so I jumped back onto the main road and made a bee line. My dad told me that he had to take a wizz, so this being the DR I pulled over to the side of the road and let him have at it. We made it to Sosua in 3 hours and 17 minutes including the RSJ perusing.

We did a circle around town so I could show my dad an overview then we pulled up at Hotel Europa. Before, when I tried to make reservations they had wanted a 30% deposit to paypal which I never got back to Juana about. They only had one room available so I checked my dad into that one. She said there was another room booked, but the guy had not arrived yet. If he didn't make it by 8 pm then I could have the room. It was 6:30 then. We went up to Rocky's and had a bite to eat then back to the hotel. Luckily the guy had not checked in so I was able to get the room. The price was $45/night. I asked her what happened to $40. She said that it was now high season and it would be $40 again in April. I told her that from now on I wanted to make a reservation without a deposit. She said that now that she is able to put the email with the face and I won't be asked to pay a deposit for booking from now on.

The security guy took us to my room to make sure everything was working. When he turned my TV on he put it on the porno channel. My dad said that he wanted his set to the same channel so I did it later on when we went back up to his room. About 9:30 we walked up to Rumbas. There were some hoes in that house! [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2zJklwG_38[/URL]

We were able to get a couple of seats at the center of the bar. I flirted with a young chick who was at the table in front of me. She was with two girls, one appeared to be her twin sister but it was just her older sister. They asked me if I wanted happy hour. For some reason I liked the one that I liked and not her sister so I didn't want to entertain a happy hour. I got her number in order to get in touch with her later.

After a while of periodically mouthing "te quiero" to her I ordered a surprise beer for her and a Cuba libre for me. Before the drinks came the girls had walked off so I was stuck with a cold Presidente on my hands. My dad was busy entertaining the chick next to him. He bought her a beer and everything. I told him to be careful. You don't want to go buying stuff and taking up the time of a chick who you don't plan on taking. He said he would probably take her. I saw a chick to her left and called the chick over to me. She was one of the best chicks in the place and she was all over me trying to kiss on me and stuff. She was a yellow hammer from Santiago. I was getting good vibes from her. I handed her the beer that I had bought for the other chick and we went back over to her stool. I sat on it and she stood between my legs. I was in hog heaven with this stunner. There was a nice tall girl with glasses who came in and happened to be her friend. My dad said that he wanted that chick. I said that I did too. Me and my girl got down to negotiations. I asked her how much she wanted. She said 3000. I told her 2000. She said okay 2500. I said nope 2000. She said that I was going to make her upset. I said and? She said what do you mean by that? I said and so what if you are angry (thinking she is just a hooker)? She got mad and left me with my dick in my hand and went over to her friend with the glasses.

I told my dad that we should go check out Merengue and Clasico. He got the phone number of the girl he was with before we left. We stood out in front of Merengue but there were not many chicks walking back and forth. Maybe it was too early. We went inside and I snuck up behind my chick that works there to surprise her. I kept telling my dad how I should have gone with that chick for 2500. He said that she was the best thing in Rumba and sometimes you have to pay for what you want. I could not get her out of my head. My dad said that instead of going into Clasico that I should go back and see if the girl was still in Rumba. That was a great idea. As soon as we walked in I saw her sitting in my old seat. I approached her ready to give her the 2500 that she had asked. To my surprise the first thing that came out of her mouth was, "I want to go with your for 2000." What the fuck? This is my lucky day. I asked her how long she would stay. She said until 8 am because she had to go back to Santiago. It was only midnight then.

As soon as I turned about to leave out the door who do I run in to? Damn Wrx. I dapped him up and told him that I was on the way in with this chica and we would have to hook up the next day. He told me about a get together going on at the beach for the next afternoon at 1:30. I jotted the information in my phone and as I headed out I slid Juan the doorman (Tomjackin's buddy) 100 pesos. The chick turned out to be a damn good GFE.

P.S.: I just got to the Philippines so it may be a while before I am able to write up the rest of my trip.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1682222]When the last guy was at the window handling his business a Dominican guy came up and got behind him as if he was next. I asked my dad if he saw how that guy just cold got in front of us? He said yes. So the Haitian guy left and the Dominican made his way to the window. In a loud voice in Spanish I said, "What the hell is this? Excuse me!" The guy said I was next and asked the girl behind the window for confirmation. She said yes. [/QUOTE]Same thing happened to me first time I landed in Las Americas, except it was some old lady who cut in front of me at customs! I was next and standing behind the yellow line, this grandma saw the guy before me finished and slipped right on up! Smooth motherfucker. I yelled at her but the customs agent just had this bored look on his face.

[QUOTE]They had booked a car for $186 for about a week. When they got through tacking on all the insurance the car was over $600. They were stunned but had no choice because they had to have the car. Later I slid them a note telling them that the credit card they booked on automatically carried insurance for the car rental. [/QUOTE]Good tip, I asked you about this before. So I don't buy the extra shit for physical damage ("full coverage".) However, I still purchase liability insurance (about $9/ day) because a car can get totaled and I'd just max out at the value of the car. I hit and paralyze freaking Trujillo's grandson? I don't know how much I'd be on the hook for that. Sky's the limit.

[QUOTE]I approached her ready to give her the 2500 that she had asked. To my surprise the first thing that came out of her mouth was, "I want to go with your for 2000." What the fuck? This is my lucky day. [/QUOTE]This happened to me a couple of times, I think if the night was still young, the chica will hold out for a bit. I walked away and circled back, later in the night and they still had no takers, they'd agree to the lower amount.

[QUOTE]There were some hoes in that house! [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2zJklwG_38[/URL] [/QUOTE]Got to represent Baltimore. I like this one better. There's some wh0 res in this house! [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vlev_rfATI[/URL].

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1682254]Same thing happened to me first time I landed in Las Americas, except it was some old lady who cut in front of me at customs! I was next and standing behind the yellow line, this grandma saw the guy before me finished and slipped right on up! Smooth motherfucker. I yelled at her but the customs agent just had this bored look on his face.

Good tip, I asked you about this before. So I don't buy the extra shit for physical damage ("full coverage".) However, I still purchase liability insurance (about $9/ day) because a car can get totaled and I'd just max out at the value of the car. I hit and paralyze freaking Trujillo's grandson? I don't know how much I'd be on the hook for that. Sky's the limit.

This happened to me a couple of times, I think if the night was still young, the chica will hold out for a bit. I walked away and circled back, later in the night and they still had no takers, they'd agree to the lower amount.

Got to represent Baltimore. I like this one better. There's some wh0 res in this house! [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vlev_rfATI[/URL].[/QUOTE]Parkinsons,

Thanks for the house music from BMore. I was thinking of that song when I was listening to the down south version.