Sauna Reviews

I read that it relocated to 4th floor Casa Real Hotel but have not verified.

[QUOTE=JohnnyNeedsMor;2042761]In Macau during the weekend. Is the Lisbon hotel a good place to stay?[/QUOTE]I stayed in Lisboa couple of years ago, no complaints, at least that time. From there I used to walk to FN and back (not very short walk though).

[QUOTE=FastEddie48;2042790]Macau hotel are much better value than in HK large suite price during the week is about the same or cheaper than hotel in HK, if you are paying not on your company expense than stay in Macau or sleep a night at the sauna.
Fast Eddie 48.[/QUOTE]Fast Eddie, I think we are in total agreement. I will add that although HKG is a much larger city and in a broad general way, more dynamic and interesting than Macau, I prefer Macau over HKG anyday of the week when it comes to girls. IMHO, Wanchai bars are very expensive and most of the girls you find there look like retreads and past their sale date. I do like the HKG 141 action and over in TST I have had good times with the Chinese SW's, but in general, Macau offers up a much better and more varied selection of girls than HKG. So it's been years since I last visited HKG with no regrets, but I am looking forward to my next Macau side trip as part of my next big Asian trip big time.

Stay thirsty.

I stayed at the Lisboa one time too. West Wing. The room was good and the price was right. Back then they still had the Lisboa Race track. I used to enjoy watching the fillies promenade around all decked out in their finery. Too bad they are gone.

[QUOTE=Melor;2043030]I stayed in Lisboa couple of years ago, no complaints, at least that time. From there I used to walk to FN and back (not very short walk though).[/QUOTE]Got a splendid last minute deal with the Conrad Macau. Now to find a good place to watch tonight's champions league match.

Punters. I am lucky to have fun loving wife, are there any sauna's that will allow woman customer? Idea is to have my wife to pick girl from lineup for a threesome.

Thanks for help in advance.

[QUOTE=Melor;2042725]I am not a gamer, totally disinterested in casinos.[/QUOTE]To Melor.

If you not a gambler there are still a lot to do in Macau.

World class casino with 5 star hotel accommodations.

World class dining with top chef from all over the world.

Top brand name store and shoppe in the casino mall.

Largest wave pool in the world 8000 sq meter with lazy river pool.

At the Galaxy resort.

Top entertainment top performer from all over the world.

Top sporting event world class boxing and UFC events.

Oh did I mention top beauty all around the world at the sauna happy to service you.

If cheap hotel and holiday, dirty beach and in your face mongering is your thing then Pattaya is the way to go.

Fast Eddie 48.

[QUOTE=FastEddie48;2044395]Oh did I mention top beauty all around the world at the sauna happy to service you.

If cheap hotel and holiday, dirty beach and in your face mongering is your thing then Pattaya is the way to go.[/QUOTE]Well, I never expressed any doubts about top beauty in saunas and that is exactly the reason why I am keen to visit Macau again. As to Pattaya, it is somewhat off-topic (although it was my fault to mention this place), but it is not necessary to stay in exactly cheap hotels there, choices are available. And beaches in Koh Larn are not dirty at all unlike to the ones in the city itself. Anyway, I am not such a big fan of Pattaya to argue much about this place.

I was in Macau last Sunday and checked it out a smaller sauna called Holiday Spa. The spa scheme is the same as the other spas like Rio, but smaller. Originally, I was worried that this spa would be hole in the wall, but it turned out it was ok. The best part of this spa is the price. They have a special where it would cost around 800+ before 5 pm. After 5 pm, the price jumps by 300. The prices are still a lot less than the other saunas.

The selection of girls was ok. It had girls from Korea, China, Thai, Vietnam, and Africa.

Location of this spa is near Holiday Inn Hotel. It is diagonally across from the Diamond Casino down the small alley.

[QUOTE=CancunDesire;2044388]Punters. I am lucky to have fun loving wife, are there any sauna's that will allow woman customer? Idea is to have my wife to pick girl from lineup for a threesome.

Thanks for help in advance.[/QUOTE]Never seen a woman into a sauna. Might even not allowed in. It's a men only business. You should try your own by picking up s girl at one of the disco p, maybe some philipina and take to your hotel.

Certainly not the same experience.

Closest to this is you go to bankgok and go to Annie's massage. They have girls for couples and for women, even a few tomboys. I know. It is over three hours away by flight, Just in case you travel around.

[QUOTE=BionicMan;2046254]Never seen a woman into a sauna. Might even not allowed in. It's a men only business. You should try your own by picking up s girl at one of the disco p, maybe some philipina and take to your hotel.

Certainly not the same experience.

Closest to this is you go to bankgok and go to Annie's massage. They have girls for couples and for women, even a few tomboys. I know. It is over three hours away by flight, Just in case you travel around.[/QUOTE]Thanks BionicMan, appreciate your help, it does look like Spas are "no woman customer " zone, will try anyway and report here, with backup plan of outcall. Thanks for recommendation of Annie's massage, will try on next Asia trip.

Did one night in Macau following 2 nights in HK, and thought I'd share here. Did a TR for HK as well in that forum.

I stayed at the Rio hotel, since they had a good rate, and I wanted to partake of their sauna. The room I got was obnoxiously large, it was actually a suite, and had two bathrooms and a bedroom, with another family room / office area. I know casino-hotels in Vegas also do it big, but this suite was easily twice as big as suites I've stayed in at Vegas. I only used it to sleep, so kind of a waste, but sheesh!

After taking the ferry over from HK and taking the shuttle to the Rio hotel to check in and shed my bags, I managed (with some effort) to flag down a taxi and navigated my way over to Darling1. This was actually a lot harder than it should have been, because I was showed two taxi drivers the Chinese words for "Masters Hotel" and they didn't know where it was and wouldn't take me there based on just showing them Google maps. I ended up finding the Sofitel up the street from Masters (much bigger hotel) and showing them the Chinese for that, and that worked with the third taxi driver. Then I walked 3-4 minutes down the street to the Macau Masters Hotel and proceeded up to the third floor to do the Darling1 fishbowl experience.

As for Darling1, in a word. Wow. I'd never done a fishbowl selection process and it's pretty intense. I walked in and boom. There's about 30-40 women sitting in front of you, and it should be noted, there's no glass separating you from them. The manager sat down right next to me as I took a few minutes to pick, and I'd say about 90% of the girls just gazed steadily at me as I looked them over. There was one old Chinese guy who got up and left without picking one, I think he was just kicking tires. I guess that's ok with them at Darling1? I dunno, I was all about picking one of these ladies to fuck, personally. There were at least a half dozen that I was considering but one really stood out, a Thai (number 107 I think?) that was just all about the eye contact and she was just sort of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125][CodeWord125][/url] me with her eyes. She had long straight hair, light skin, and a great body.

Paid at the counter, and she led me to the room. Massage while the tub was filling up, then into the bathroom for a mutual shower and then we both got in the bathtub for soapy antics. She spoke pretty decent English and said she'd learned it all from talking to customers, so I guess white guys must dig her. I'm sure they do if she looks at them all like she looked at me! Not going into all the details about what activities were done, but suffice to say it was great, and I was ready to get dried off and onto the bed. On the bed, she gave me a long and skillful blowjob and then wrapped me up for several positions worth of fucking. It should be noted that this was my 5th girl in 2.5 days at this point and my "tanks" were basically on E at this point. The condom was kind of a shitty one and dulling my sensation, so I requested that she remove it and go back to using that mouth. She obliged and would not stop until I gave her what she wanted, and that was a spray of my milkshake all over her tits and neck. About 10 seconds later (no joke) the phone rang, signifying the end of our time I guess. So it was good timing. A quick cleanup and a peck on the cheek and off I went back to the Rio.

Taxi back to the Rio was easier because when I showed my hotel key card sleeve (which had Rio on it in English as well as the Chinese equivalent) to the driver he knew exactly where it was. I told him Rio and he laughed and shook his head and said "Sawachi" or something and pointed at the Chinese characters, so apparently whatever they call it in Cantonese is completely different than the English name of the hotel. Anyway, got back there without difficulty.

Got some dinner and proceeded down to the 5th floor at the Rio hotel to the sauna floor. By this time it was 9:30 or so in the (Saturday) evening and the place was starting to fill up. I had no idea what I was doing and the sauna manager thought I was pretty funny because it was clear I had no clue what to do, where to go, or any of that. So he sort of escorted me from station to station. I ended up taking the shower from the Vietnamese girl (cute. Not hot, early 30's, stripped down to a bikini for the shower), and she did a great job cleaning me up and doing quite a bit of jerking throughout the process, she had me at full staff a couple times through the shower, and was obviously pleased with herself. From there, went out and got suited up in my getup and took a seat. Immediately, one girl wanted to give me a hand massage and an extraordinarily cute Vietnamese girl wanted to give me a "leg massage" - so I agreed to both. The leg massage girl's name was Tsim Tsim or something similar, her eyes were big and beautiful. She spoke a little English, as did the (much plainer) girl doing the hand massage. I was only a couple hours past fucking the Thai girl at Darling1 and had barely managed that, and Tsim Tsim was skilled enough to have me wanting more about 5 minutes in. She complimented my size (which is average I think) and was licking her lips and all kinds of suggestive talk, in addition to giving me a handy. I was thinking to ask her back to my hotel room but apparently she had to work till 5 am. As we reached the halfway point, she suggested that I extend them both for another 25 minutes, and so she kept right on doing what she was doing, while the other girl kept going on my first hand for the entire 25 minutes before switching to the other for my second block of time. Tsim Tsim's ear was itching and her hands were all oiled up and under my towel, so a few times she leaned forward and asked me to scratch it for her. It was super cute. Later, the second girl got some toothpicks and handed one to her so she could use the toothpick to scratch her ear without getting my cock-oil all over it. Pretty ingenious, haha. Anyway, that 50 minutes went by in a heartbeat and I thanked them both, and then took some time to relax. As I had been getting serviced, a couple "shows" had already paraded past, with the column of women to choose from being perhaps 20 women strong. I was very curious to check that out, so when the next one came by I slipped on my sandals and followed along.

The manager saw me leaving to view the show, so he followed me in, to stand by and aid me in selecting if I was ready. I told him that it was my first time looking at the lineup and I was just browsing for now. No worries he said, you have plenty of time. I noted that the Chinese guys were very aggressive about picking the women they wanted, the women barely even got situated in line before they were getting picked off. I mentally made a note that this was somewhat irritating, I wanted to be able to be somewhat relaxed in choosing. This would be less of an issue if the place was dead, though Tsim Tsim had told me that it actually wasn't that busy, just average she said (and this was a Saturday night). Anyway, for this first lineup I didn't make a choice and left empty handed.

Went back to my chair and ordered up a ham and egg sandwich and some fruit. Both were pretty decent, as was the beer. All complimentary.

At this point, another Vietnamese girl came by and wanted to massage my feet. She was cute and seemed really sweet, so I said sure. That went pretty well, and I had to fend off another handjob girl during this as well. I had already decided that Tsim Tsim was the prime choice for handies and if I was going to get another one it would be from her. The foot massage girl spoke excellent English and wanted to chat about everything. I was just kind of tired (by this point it was probably midnight) and wanted to get up and choose a girl, fuck her, and go back to my room to sleep. So that's what I did!

After the foot massage, another show was called out shortly thereafter, and once again I followed and once again the manager followed me in. He whispered "choose quick if you want your pick!" to remind me that the more desirable ladies might be quickly chosen. A few were very attractive but I was drawn to one Chinese girl in particular who had long hair and a slim waist, also quite tall (though not as tall as the "models" who were no better looking, just taller still). I think her number was 306, but I don't remember for certain. The manager stepped forward with urgency one I told him, to put my claim in, and she smiled and stepped off to the side to whereever the ladies go when they're chosen. The manager then led me back through the chair room and indicated my pick to the desk attendant there and escorted me to the girl room. I sat down and about 2 minutes later the girl showed up. She disrobed and helped me to the same. She had a tattoo that her gown had been covering that I hadn't noticed, and was a little softer in the body than I'd thought, but still very attractive. She wanted to know if I spoke any Chinese and I said a few words in Mandarin (I said: "I can see your nipples. ") and she laughed. She then assumed I knew way more Mandarin than I actually do and I had to clarify that I knew almost nothing, which she found hilarious. Anyway I really do know almost zero Mandarin but enough to blunder my way through a very simple and crude conversation, and I learned she was from Anhui province.

The routine was familiar I suppose, with the bathing and then back to the bed. She was leery of my size but did not hesitate to lube herself up and sit on it, after several different styles of BBBJ (which were all wonderful). With the condom on, and having so much sex over the past 3 days, I was barely able to sustain an erection and she was also whimpering a little as I made each thrust, saying "tong" (which means pain / painful in Mandarin) now and then. I don't know if that was legit or not, but I don't get off on hurting women so I pulled out and pointed at my dick and then her mouth, and she nodded as I pulled off the condom. This proceeded much, much better and she actually had very little difficulty in getting me off, which was aided by the mirrors in pretty much every direction allowing me to look at this beauty giving me head from whatever angle I wanted.

The orgasm was pretty powerful, probably owing to Tsim Tsim building me up for 50 minutes without release just earlier. My selected girl was a little apologetic about not being able to handle the fucking and pointed out that the diameter of my penis was roughly the same as the size of her wrist / forearm, by holding her arm down there side by side with it. I told her "no need" to apologize in Mandarin, which she was giggly about, and then we cleaned up and I confirmed on the phone with the manager that everything was great, when she dialed down to inform them that we were done. (I wonder what happens if you say things were not okay? Heh).

She led me out by the arm and winked at me before disappearing to their powder room or wherever they go. I went back downstairs and got dressed. About four Indian guys had just arrived and were exasperating the manager in the locker room by asking about not having to pay if they didn't see a girl they liked in the lineup. I don't think the manager's English was quite good enough to understand totally what they were asking, especially given the Indian accents. FYI Indian dudes. This is the sort of behavior that makes you get discriminated against in Southeast Asia. They don't want to deal with this stuff. Either you use their service and pay like everyone else does or you don't. I briefly thought about trying to jump in and translate but thought better of it and got up to go and pay.

My total bill was about 4000 MOP, which is about 500 US. Expensive, but worth experiencing.

Went back upstairs, slept in my big motherfucking room, and left on the ferry back to HK in the morning. I liked the sex in Macau but found the city a little hard to navigate (in comparison to HK which is a breeze). It was also hot-as-fuck and I poured sweat whenever I stepped outside, so that was another minus (granted HK was equally miserable outside).

Oh another thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that the Rio sauna is actually non smoking now. At least they have signs up saying so. I didn't notice anyone smoking while I was there, though I'm sure if some bigshot Chinese triad guy or real estate guy walks in and wants to smoke a cigarette, they won't stop him.

[QUOTE=StlDanish;2053802]Oh another thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that the Rio sauna is actually non smoking now. At least they have signs up saying so. I didn't notice anyone smoking while I was there, though I'm sure if some bigshot Chinese triad guy or real estate guy walks in and wants to smoke a cigarette, they won't stop him.[/QUOTE]To Sti Danish.

All casino is non smoking now in Macau most of the large casino have smoking area and smoking gaming section for smoker but the fine is not very high only 500 mop.

Fast Eddie 48.

I was in Macao for two nights, staying at the Rio but as I was with colleagues on business, I decided not to go to the hotel sauna so I ended up at FN. My experience differs from the reports I read here as I went directly to the line up room accompanied by the manager. The line up on Tuesday night was quiet impressive. 30 girls ranked from "Japanese models" to "Chinese" after 5 min of hesitation the manager offered me a 400 HKD discount (so better no make the choice too fast) so I hopped for a tawaineses model for 2400 HKD. Number 993 is in her 30's' slim and big boobs which happened to have been enhanced (but nicely made). Rooms are up market, mirrors everywhere including on the ceiling, large bed, TV screen (playing a porn movie LOL) and then there is a shower and a massage table. 993 showered me of the table giving me a kind of massage and a bit of soapy with was very entertaining. After say 15 min we moved to the bed and here again I had a nice massage with a fair amount of touching. Once I flipped over the massage became much sexier and I enjoyed a very sweet and soft BBJ. She then put the plastic on and rode me for a while with several positions slowly and softly which I like very much instead of being massacred so I cum quick. I then took her mish. I was really enjoying her. The only disappointment was when she refused the doggy. So I finished mish. The orgasme was quite powerful. We then had a bit of cuddling, then shower and she accompanied me to the cashier. Kiss on the chick bye bye.

Conclusion: pricey but my overall impression was good. It was worth trying, and as this was my first tawainese I have now a new flag on my collection.