Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok

There's nothing wrong with fantasizing about a woman and what it would be like to pursue her, but if she's taken, keep_it_inside_your_head. We're all brothers by common interest here and we stay at Giotto's as guests. As it was stated before, there are plenty of willing girls here. Have a some respect for your brother and host.

On another note, I am more than a little curious how this fellow got Mrs. G's mobile number and is familiar enough to be sending her SMS. Something is amiss here.

Giotto, I wish you luck and hope you put an end to this guy's interference fast, hard and cleanly.

[b]i am the real giotto[/b].

for far too long i have remained hidden in the shadow of our giant friend you all thought was giotto. my recent trip to thailand last month was in fact my descent upon my sukhumvit stormtroopers to investigate the delay in rolling out my new dinner menu. [i]the very key to my plans for world domination[/i].

you thought the giotto you all knew was the real giotto? the giotto you don't know is in fact the giotto you thought you knew and not the giotto you know. there can be only one! the fake giotto [b]is not even american, he is european![/b] how offensive that you all thought i could be a [i]european[/i], with their extensive rooted history, superior wine (restored with american grapestock in the 19th century following the insect plague), and their shitty cheeses! if there is anything the bush administration has shown the world is that following my beloved cold war the usa has superceded any of the old-world regimes and is now the dominant force for imperial fascism! hoohoohaha!

we'll crush those euroscum under our halliburton manufactured jackboots, trampling the remains of all those failed regimes... we'll drive them out pattaya and phuket and take all of the thai spinnerettes for ourselves and create a new genetically superior generation of stormtroopers, hoohoohaha!

[b]we must not allow a thai spinner gap![/b]

...and my nerve center shall be livingstones!

so you see, mrs. g, the man you are married to is not the man you were told he was. he is just a highly efficient, industrialized uber-pawn for the ducks. [i]ducks with frickin' laser beams attached to the heads![/i] think of him as my [i]mini-me[/i], only in a sad irony much taller, better looking, and wealthier. the cost of world domination is actually quite expensive and has forced me to take on a significant amount of debt, thus lowering my net worth considerably... but i am a millionaire on paper.... until i crush the european banking system, and it's illuminatus underpinnings!!!

and to my would-be home-wrecking nemeses, you will all be crushed! cough, gollum!!!! gollum!!!

[blue][b][i]the real giotto[/i][/b][/blue]

p.s. extra points for anyone who can identify all the movie references used above. hoohoohahaha! ;)

[QUOTE=Fun Times69]Block the ISG url on the workstation concerned. If another monger thinks that's smart, well.... what a tw@t[/QUOTE]

G,

Block the ISG URL throughout your establishment. I am sure all your loyal patrons who choose to live life above board will support you. I know I will, even though I barely qualify as someone who lives life above the board.

I mean, as you know I've got the same problem as you do with my own wife. And as you also know, she is sometimes inclined to accept such offers. I guess this has certain advantages because I will soon be living in a brand new house that was most graciously provided by one of her scum-sucking admirers.

I guess I am going to have to get a divorce or get used to the idea of existing somewhat like a pimp. I thought the divorce was actually going to occur last week, but it fell apart after arriving at the amphur in her Toyota.

I got out of the car but she would not follow me. So I got back in the car and asked, "Can you give me one good reason why we should not divorce right now?!" She didn't say anything and just looked out the window with a far-a-way look in her eye. Then I had an idea so I said, "Because you love me too much la?"

At that she turned her eyes directly at mine and as she began to cry said, "Yes." So . . .

I guess I am still married with my wife and a new house and oh yeah, I only found out about the Toyota on Valentines Day. This girl is quite a clever one. I didn't have a clue that she had a car for the last eight months. This is hurting my ego because I once thought I was clever. :(

On the other hand, maybe I am clever. How many guys can say their Thai girl friend gave them 35,000 baht spending money during the month of February? :)

poster

P.S. If you are later so inclined you can install a trusted patron's list or some sort of privacy control for those that want to look at your thread when inside their hotel room.

[QUOTE=PosterLion]G,

Block the ISG URL throughout your establishment. I am sure all your loyal patrons who choose to live life above board will support you. I know I will, even though I barely qualify as someone who lives life above the board.

[/QUOTE]

I must respectfully disagree, I for one would [b]not[/b] be happy if I could not access ISG from the privacy of my room on my own laptop. I do not have all the places memorized, and I enjoy being able to collaborate with the other mongers as my trip unfolds. Of course, I could easily circumvent it with my Tor proxy. But that is not the point.

There is only one public computer there. Simply edit the file C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC\HOSTS and add the line

127.0.0.1 [url]www.internationalsexguide.info[/url] internationalsexguide.info

Then you just make the file read-only and make it so that only Administrator can edit the file. This basically makes prevents requests to find the ISG website from leaving the computer. You'll want to reboot the computer though because the DNS lookups are cached.

A simple hack that gets the job done. And only on that one computer, no need to punish the guests.

2J

[QUOTE=Too Jaded][i]The very key to my plans for world domination[/i].[/QUOTE]

You're an obvious imposter because:

1) the real Giotto dominated the world a long time ago from a different although smaller country

2) Livingstone's Lodge is merely a hobby that the real Giotto took up after dominating the world

3) it never occured to me the real Giotto was European. But then again, I'm more or less color blind. ;)

P . . .

[QUOTE=PosterLion]You're an obvious imposter because:

1) the real Giotto dominated the world a long time ago from a different although smaller country[/QUOTE]

He is just a convincing sock-puppet, his accent makes him a convincing double for any fascist dictator. Now, for your insolence, you must die!

Odd Job: Liquidate him immediately!!! HOOHAHAHA!

P.S. Okay, I am finished now. My attempts to hijack this thread for a ransom of 100 billion dollars have been thwarted... for now. :D

[QUOTE=Too Jaded]Now, for your insolence, you must die![/QUOTE]

Please let me live until I've spent the allowance my wife gave me this month. :)

[QUOTE=PosterLion]Please let me live until I've spent the allowance my wife gave me this month. :)[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, I'll simply place you in an overly elaborate and easily escapable situation, and leave with my cronies and just [i]assume[/i] that you died after I told you in great detail my entire plan for world domination.

You will be surrounded by stupid guards that only attack one at a time and will be oblivious to your successful escape attempt until it is too late.

When all is said and done and you have vanquished me, you will have an opportunity to spend all your allowance and bed some easily seducable Chinese double agent against the backdrop of my crumbling moon-base.

Have fun!

Hmm...real Giotto's and wifes allowences...

The thread seams to be back to what it should be: a fun thread.

Well done, my friends, I will post later, too many things are happening here in the moment.

Thanks for all your support.


Giotto

[QUOTE=Too Jaded]You will be surrounded by stupid guards that only attack one at a time and will be oblivious to your successful escape attempt until it is too late.[/QUOTE]

Finally! A version of Doom I have a chance at wining. This latest development has opened my eyes and now . . . now i see the light!

it's time to stop flattering myself. I'm not clever, in fact, I've never been clever. And that's 100 percent okay with me. I'd rather swallow my pride and admit the humble truth about how I got to where I am in the current re-iteration of my life.

And the great and noble truth is nothing at all. I have absolutely no idea. I've thought about this very thing for practically my entire life. I can recall very clear vivid images of myself pondering what it was that I really did to get from the past to the present since I was five years old.

And the only answer that I can ever establish with any certainty is that I simply did those things that were plainly in front of me to do at any given particular time and I still can't think of any instance in my life that breaks that pattern.

In summary, my life is water. Water is only metaphor I can come up with that singularly explains my life. I simply go where I can go when I have the gumption to go anywhere and I have that gumption almost all the time. At least when I'm not caught in an eddy or trapped behind a damn that is.

I reckon all I've got left to consider is one day I'll look up and find myself crossing on over a delta just in time to spill into the ocean. :)

This is my first report in this thread. I am apologizing for my bad school english.

I was thinking long time where I should stay overnight in Bangkok. After reading many posts I decided me for Livingstones. I couldn't make a better decision. I am now here since 5 days and got some impressions here. The whole area is excellent, both my room and the restaurant, the Sportsbar and the pool. To stay here is worth every Euro. Here I can really relaxe after an exhausting day (or night). The service is great and all of the personal is very kindly and helpful if I needed somewhat. The Ladies in the Sportsbar in the evening are nice and so kindly, some real beautiful you can find.

I had dinner two time there - very delicious. One time excellent fish and prawns, the other time original German "Roulades". After 18 days of only Thai, Chinese and other Asian food it was a welcome variety and surprise for me.

I can really recommend to stay here and enjoy days and nights.

I will write soon a detailed report about my experiences in the Bangkok Forum

[QUOTE=Fun Times69]Envy is such a sad, pathetic emotion.
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Considering what some guy(s) are doing you're being remarkably measured in what you've said Giotto and that shows everyone on this board the difference between you and the individual(s) concerned.
[/QUOTE]Fun Times69,

I don't think that all that has anything to do with envy. It is more an reaction on expectations which are not fulfilled. The easy access to girls here in Thailand make some men believe, that all girls are available for money - but they are not.

Simple confrontation or escalation also makes no sense in this case. Those guy(s) must understand the problem which can be caused by this behavior, otherwise he/they will not stop.


Giotto

[QUOTE=Too Jaded]...[b]NEWS FLASH FOR ALL HOMEWRECKING ASSCLOWNS: There are plenty of women in Thailand for all of us!!!![/b] What the hell is wrong with you guys? You are not only making life tough for Giotto but you are also risking the destruction of my favorite favorite place in SEA.
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Blocking ISG is a trivial matter, by the way. I can give you simple instructions on how to do this on that workstation via email, I believe that you and/or Mrs. G have it.[/QUOTE]Too Jaded,

A good message, but as I wrote in the Stories section, many guys want especially those ladies who do NOT go with customers. After a while of easy access to women here in Thailand this girls wake up the hunter in a man...

Blocking the ISG is not an option. Our customers must be able to write reports for getting the ISG discount.

Don't worry too much, up to now I had to send this statements from time to time, and it worked quite well. This website cannot destroy Livingstone's, but if Livingstone's shall be a joint for ISG readers and an easys option to find friends with the same hobby - the readers should follow some basic rules. Otherwise I will have to retire from the board one day, to avoid further problems.


Giotto

[QUOTE=Twisted Monkey]...All in all a magnificent time.

Thanks so much for a great stay Giotto!
...[/QUOTE]Twisted Monkey,

Welcome to the board, thank you for your first report. And for staying at Livingstone's Lodge.

I think you had a good time here. We used you as Livingstone's watch: Every day at 10:15 pm you left for Suzie Wong's...BESTARD!!! You left our poor girls unsatisfied...

Hope to see you back here soon.


Giotto

[QUOTE=Giotto]many guys want especially those ladies who do NOT go with customers[/QUOTE]

There are plenty of those ladies as well, probably 99.9% of Thai women are not working girls, so no need to steal off your plate. But even if these dregs cannot resist Mrs. G's obvious charms, they can at least do it with class and not play such childish games as using the ISG as some type of misguided attack on you.

2J