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[QUOTE=Arcangel;2136632]I agree. And if you are into outdoors activities (non-sexual I mean) then Medellin wins over Buenos Aires, too. [/QUOTE]I agree if considering the area as a whole but disagree if considering the cities themselves. BsAs is much more walkable and bikeable and has more public tennis courts. I would also give BsAs the edge for city parks, although MDE has some nice ones too.
[QUOTE=Dickhead;2136634]I agree if considering the area as a whole but disagree if considering the cities themselves. BsAs is much more walkable and bikeable and has more public tennis courts. I would also give BsAs the edge for city parks, although MDE has some nice ones too.[/QUOTE]How about the fine dining places, and the various umpromptu tango shows in downtown. IMO, Medellin cannot compete with BA on the fun scene.
Mongering, however is a different story, except if you enjoy girls from Colombia, DR, and Paraguay, when you are in BA and wish to monger.
[QUOTE=Lefeu;2136657]How about the fine dining places, and the various umpromptu tango shows in downtown. IMO, Medellin cannot compete with BA on the fun scene.
Mongering, however is a different story, except if you enjoy girls from Colombia, DR, and Paraguay, when you are in BA and wish to monger.[/QUOTE]While I think the food in BA is overrated, it is certainly better than colombian food, which is well below average on a world-wide basis, in my opinion. It's true that the tango shows are a plus, and BA also has stand-up comics and other types of buskers. Medellín might have some of that, somewhere, sometimes, but I never saw any when I was living there. That's been quite a while ago, and I spent an austral winter in BA just a couple of years ago.
BA is major, world-class city with a European flavor. Medellín is a fairly large Latin American city with pleasant weather and a ton of hookers. Mid-summer in Buenos Aires is pretty unbearable to be out and about in, and air conditioning is an absolute must, (again IMO; obviously almost everything I write is my opinion). One of Medellín's primary advantages for North Americans is that it is much closer. Flights to BA from North America are a major drag.
When I lived in BA, there were zero colombianas. I never met a single one. There were some from the DR, increasingly as time went on, a development that I personally did not view favorably. And paraguayan pussy is the very best in the world, hands down. It isn't even close. And since Paraguay itself really sucks, that makes BA the better place for pussy, especially if you don't like silicone. Now if the latitudes and elevation of the two cities could be reversed, that would be ideal. I don't see that happening any time soon.
[QUOTE=Dickhead;2136673]While I think the food in BA is overrated, it is certainly better than colombian food, which is well below average on a world-wide basis, in my opinion.
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Now if the latitudes and elevation of the two cities could be reversed, that would be ideal. I don't see that happening any time soon.[/QUOTE]Haha, I agree with everything. I never had local food that I found exciting anywhere south of Mexico. But I have got used to Colombian food and can live well on it. I also enjoy the Lebanese shawarma restaurants that you can find in most Colombian cities.
The problem with putting BsAs at the latitude of Medellin is that it would then be too far from Paraguay, hehe.
After two solid years of mongering too frequently in Colombia I've come to the following conclusion:
(1) [B]Prepagos lie[/B] all the time. I feel like talking to them is mostly worthless. I've had a few open up to me and tell me how they first got started. One story in particular really sticks in my mind. Then I remember they lie lie lie, and then lie some more. It's like downloading useless "alternative facts. ". One time this chica tells me for weeks that's she is preparing to go to Peru with her "cousins" and of course when she gets there its all photos of her and some cuckold boyfriend. Why lie? There's no conceivable reason to lie like this other than to just lie.
(2) [B]They are not single[/B] ever. There's always an ex-husband, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, fuck-friend, handler, or some other dude who pops up into their life around Christmas and Semana Santa. I literally had a prepago message me ask me when I'll next be in town with her boyfriend and her in her WhatsApp profile pic. I've only met two of these dudes in the past, casually, and they are always such big time losers who mooch off the prepago. It's almost like role reversal where she wears the trousers and takes care of him. I don't know why but this always makes me feel a little sick in my stomach to watch.
(3) [B]They are self centered[/B] to an extreme. This explains why everytime some stupid Paisa bimbo gets some halfwit to fly her out to the Bahamas or some shit she'll only have photos of herself on vacation and he'll never appear in any of them. They don't give a fuck. It's all about them. Their needs. Gifts they want. Surgery they want. It's all about them.
And it doesn't matter if they're "semi-pro" or "new" or "fresh" or whatever the fuck.
OK story time. One night as we're watching TV in bed this one prepago opens up about her first time hooking. She tells me she was in college and her instructor (a female instructor) mentions that a man is looking for a companion just like her and would pay well to spend time with her. I think she was nineteen or twenty when this happened. She's in her early thirties now. She tells me that's the first time she slept with someone for money. After that she says, her eyes unfocused and lost in some memory, it's all became so easy.
I just said: "Dale, chuparme" and got her to blow me.
I'm in Colombia next week. This same prepago asked me to bring a iphone because hers isn't working properly. I laughed in her face.
Basically, 'chúpame' could be the correct response to anything a hooker says. 'I want a new I-phone.' 'Chúpame.' 'Let's go out to dinner.' 'Chúpame.' 'I need taxi money.' 'Chúpame.' 'I think it might rain.' 'Chúpame.'
I really don't see how you can go wrong with this approach.
[QUOTE=YippieKayay;2141511]After two solid years of mongering too frequently in Colombia I've come to the following conclusion:
(1) [B]Prepagos lie[/B] all the time. I feel like talking to them is mostly worthless. I've had a few open up to me and tell me how they first got started. One story in particular really sticks in my mind. Then I remember they lie lie lie, and then lie some more. It's like downloading useless "alternative facts. ". One time this chica tells me for weeks that's she is preparing to go to Peru with her "cousins" and of course when she gets there its all photos of her and some cuckold boyfriend. Why lie? There's no conceivable reason to lie like this other than to just lie.
(2) [B]They are not single[/B] ever. There's always an ex-husband, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, fuck-friend, handler, or some other dude who pops up into their life around Christmas and Semana Santa. I literally had a prepago message me ask me when I'll next be in town with her boyfriend and her in her WhatsApp profile pic. I've only met two of these dudes in the past, casually, and they are always such big time losers who mooch off the prepago. It's almost like role reversal where she wears the trousers and takes care of him. I don't know why but this always makes me feel a little sick in my stomach to watch.
(3) [B]They are self centered[/B] to an extreme. This explains why everytime some stupid Paisa bimbo gets some halfwit to fly her out to the Bahamas or some shit she'll only have photos of herself on vacation and he'll never appear in any of them. They don't give a fuck. It's all about them. Their needs. Gifts they want. Surgery they want. It's all about them.
And it doesn't matter if they're "semi-pro" or "new" or "fresh" or whatever the fuck.
OK story time. One night as we're watching TV in bed this one prepago opens up about her first time hooking. She tells me she was in college and her instructor (a female instructor) mentions that a man is looking for a companion just like her and would pay well to spend time with her. I think she was nineteen or twenty when this happened. She's in her early thirties now. She tells me that's the first time she slept with someone for money. After that she says, her eyes unfocused and lost in some memory, it's all became so easy.
I just said: "Dale, chuparme" and got her to blow me.
I'm in Colombia next week. This same prepago asked me to bring a iphone because hers isn't working properly. I laughed in her face.[/QUOTE]I could not spell it out any better myself, me too me 8 years visiting medellin have heard every story and manipulation by both prepagos and the more normal paisa chicas, if you could use the term normal. Oh and I will be back in paisa pussy land next month. I get stories almost daily on whatsapp from many of my contacts.
I need to better understand the word chuparme.
TTM.
[QUOTE=Dickhead;2141539]Basically, 'chpame' could be the correct response to anything a hooker says. 'I want a new I-phone.' 'Chpame.' 'Let's go out to dinner.' 'Chpame.' 'I need taxi money.' 'Chpame.' 'I think it might rain.' 'Chpame.'
I really don't see how you can go wrong with this approach.[/QUOTE]So when a paisa chica sends me a message that she needs something I simply reply "chuparame"?
I am already practicing the phrase chuparame la polla, jejejeje.
TTM.
[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2141649]So when a paisa chica sends me a message that she needs something I simply reply "chuparame"?
I am already practicing the phrase chuparame la polla, jejejeje.
TTM.[/QUOTE]It is 'chúpame,' not 'chuparme. ' The former is the imperative or command form. 'Chuparme' would be the infinitive. You could say, 'Tienes que chuparme' but I think using the imperative is the way to go. Shows who's the boss and takes less time to say.
[QUOTE=Dickhead;2141657]It is 'chpame,' not 'chuparme. ' The former is the imperative or command form. 'Chuparme' would be the infinitive. You could say, 'Tienes que chuparme' but I think using the imperative is the way to go. Shows who's the boss and takes less time to say.[/QUOTE]Or you can try "callate y chupame. ".
I'm just curious why everyone is getting into these discussions with their prepagos. Why pay $30 - $50 to listen to someone else's problems? If her mom needs 500 k tell her as soon as she's finished with you she can go find 2 more guys. Why care if she has a boyfriend or husband? Unless she's lying about having a vagina, who cares?
Hell, lots of the mongers I meet tell lies. I don't call them out. I just enjoy the story and carry on.
[QUOTE=JjBee62;2141723]Or you can try "callate y chupame. ".
Why care if she has a boyfriend or husband? Unless she's lying about having a vagina, who cares?
[/QUOTE]That happened once. I noticed when I took off the condom she quickly grabbed it and ran off and tossed it in a bin. She explained she's very orderly. I was like no. There was blood on that condom. She was fucking while on the rag.
Or you can try "cállate y chúpame."
I like that even better! Or how about 'cállate, arrodíllate y chúpame'? If you get bored with that, or want a slightly different angle, or if the floor is really dirty, substitute 'agáchate' for 'arrodíllate.'
If none of that works, say 'La puerta está allá. Lárgate!'
That chica who openly has a photo of her boyfriend in her whatsapp profile messages me out of the blue. She needs to tell me something she says. Then I get one of those biiiiiiig long messages describing her pitful economic state and how she needs help. I've been through this before and have my standard non-committal answer ready. Then she drops a bomb shell. She's 21 weeks pregnant. I immediately go to my calendar and start counting the weeks back to the time I barebacked her like a sweaty pig all night (creampie after creampie). Oh shit. It falls in or around that time. I ask her point blank if its mine. She says 'no lo creo' or she doesn't believe it is. Turns out other than her boyfriend I'm the only guy with that privilege (yeah right). She's pretty sure its the boyfriend because she took the morning after pill with me.
The conversation then goes on and on about other stuff. She told me she doesn't look pregnant but at 21 weeks I doubt that. I told her we could meet up when I'm in town and maybe we can work something out. I see even the start of a baby bump and I'm exiting stage left. Otherwise, we're doing a full dress rehearsal of the last night I was with her.
These chicas are fucking bizarre. I think it's like a mini matriarchal society with these hookers. They have their boyfriend and then other men they recruit into their circle. Sadly, she's such a sweet hottie. If she wasn't a hooker I'd easily make her a girlfriend. But putas be putas.
[QUOTE=YippieKayay;2142450]That chica who openly has a photo of her boyfriend in her whatsapp profile messages me out of the blue. She needs to tell me something she says. Then I get one of those biiiiiiig long messages describing her pitful economic state and how she needs help. I've been through this before and have my standard non-committal answer ready. Then she drops a bomb shell. She's 21 weeks pregnant. I immediately go to my calendar and start counting the weeks back to the time I barebacked her like a sweaty pig all night (creampie after creampie). Oh shit. It falls in or around that time. I ask her point blank if its mine. She says 'no lo creo' or she doesn't believe it is. Turns out other than her boyfriend I'm the only guy with that privilege (yeah right). She's pretty sure its the boyfriend because she took the morning after pill with me.
The conversation then goes on and on about other stuff. She told me she doesn't look pregnant but at 21 weeks I doubt that. I told her we could meet up when I'm in town and maybe we can work something out. I see even the start of a baby bump and I'm exiting stage left. Otherwise, we're doing a full dress rehearsal of the last night I was with her.
These chicas are fucking bizarre. I think it's like a mini matriarchal society with these hookers. They have their boyfriend and then other men they recruit into their circle. Sadly, she's such a sweet hottie. If she wasn't a hooker I'd easily make her a girlfriend. But putas be putas.[/QUOTE]Been there and done that. Good luck to you, tread carefully. I know if they were not so much damn fun and cute I would be long long.
TTM.
1st weekend of the month is the craft fare at Parque Bolivar. Lots of cool handmade stuff for sale.