Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=SinfullyKorean;2570055]My time is better spent with other enjoyable, high class members of ISG. Life's too short to be spent with negative people. But HUGE thanks to Natty for inspiring me to make the trip. And thanks to Miami, Zebra, Diver, and one more anonymous ISGer who were a pleasure to hang out with. I respect every one of these classy gents. They're probably in the top 10% of US society, which probably makes them top 1% in the world. I'm talking about financial freedom and mental fortitude / liberty to make mongering trips across the world.[/QUOTE]I will never apologize for being a millionaire. I worked hard and put up with a lot of shit to earn my money, and nobody here helped me to acquire one red cent of it. I'll be damned if anybody will tell me when, where, and how to spend it either. What's yours is yours, and what's mine is mine. Unless of course we're talking about the tutes we pass around LOLOLOL!

Vagabundo had a breakfast at the megamatte in RB156. He wasn't in the mood for pernoite, though some of the usual suspects have been pinging him. The aftertaste of a non pro non mini relationship lingers, with a sour aftertaste. It was a non mini relationship because there was no sex, thank fully. It turns out she wanted favors for her boss, and for her sister. Vagabundo's takeaway is that he is so happy not to have kids, a family, all those nasty obligations. For spirituality, he prefers the God of Spinoza, which Einstein cited. Not the God of churches, but of working girl hooker mongers, who find beauty in the pink, exposed clit of a hooker who is sucking your dick while you are 69 ing with her. Moreover, after having a few meals with the non pro and her sister, and her mulatta child, the non pro drops this bomb: My baby daddy is suing me for custody or something like that and he will not give consent to leave the country, but I'd love you to take me to Florida.

Fortunately, Vagabundo, being a vagabundo, was playing game, successfully he might add, to penetrate to her seniors, a boss of an important government agency, as well as to network in her office, with the drivers of some heavily armed vehicles. Vagabundo, having acquired the data he was after simply asked her to stop one night on the heavily trafficked drive through Jardim Botanico, borrowed her umbrella, and hit the street to link up with a fellow patriot, to hunt, hunt for pussy, because her bundaoaoaoaoaaoao gggg was going to be too much of a walrus whale blubber of heinous fat for even a humble spy on a the salary of a retired Commander, British Navy to fuck. NFW.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2570143]Vagabundo headed out the door of the Hotel Transamerica at 09 h, just in time to catch the luxury bus to Centro. It is rainy. This time of year one must check the forecast if one plans a viagem with a girl.

Vagabundo had a breakfast at the megamatte in RB156. He wasn't in the mood for pernoite, though some of the usual suspects have been pinging him. The aftertaste of a non pro non mini relationship lingers, with a sour aftertaste. It was a non mini relationship because there was no sex, thank fully. It turns out she wanted favors for her boss, and for her sister. Vagabundo's takeaway is that he is so happy not to have kids, a family, all those nasty obligations. For spirituality, he prefers the God of Spinoza, which Einstein cited. Not the God of churches, but of working girl hooker mongers, who find beauty in the pink, exposed clit of a hooker who is sucking your dick while you are 69 ing with her..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2570143]Frango Assado means missionary with a pillow (traversa) under her ass to push her pussy and ass up for better fucking.[/QUOTE] Frango assado is missionary with her legs on your shoulder, like a grilled chicken on a barbeque stick.
Every brazil monger should learn the basic names for f*ck positions: papai e mamãe, vaqueira, de quatro, cavaleira, borboleta, carrinho de mão, kangaroo penetrá etc...

[QUOTE=Sperto;2570331]Frango assado is missionary with her legs on your shoulder, like a grilled chicken on a barbeque stick.
Every brazil monger should learn the basic names for f*ck positions: papai e mame, vaqueira, de quatro, cavaleira, borboleta, carrinho de mo, kangaroo penetr etc...[/QUOTE]One of the many advantages of having a Brazilian Girlfriend is you learn the Portuguese names for these many positions (and others). Doubt a GDP will have the interest or inclination.

For those of you who have been there and done that, how many times have you cracked up while your partner was describing how to perform the various maneuvers. I usually ask at least 3-4 times just to be sure I get it right. LOL.

As usual, Sperto, thanks for keeping it real.

[QUOTE=Real1;2570260]Hey guys,

This will be my first time in Rio next month. I want to bang as many girls as possible without spending much money. Where can I find the best street hookers for cheap? And where should I stay for the most action? Thanks![/QUOTE]Take a look at Rocinha, lots of street action and cheap accommodations.

My buddy and I have noticed this the last few nights and are wondering why anyone would be compelled to literally flush money down the toilet in this manner? I'm not interested in telling people how to spend their hard earned dollars but it seems like ordering Concombre a la Menthe with Cassoulet at Papa's Shake Shack. But if that's how you roll, then go get it.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2570197]I don't think he's saying dependence like a drug dependence. Just that you come to rely on it for optimal experience and it becomes hard to go without. I certainly fall in this category. Can I go one round without it? Yep. But it's not as satisfying as a Superman hardon. Likewise I was varying from 20 to 40 to 60 MG depending on the situation. But then had a semi fail one night with two rounds on 40. So next time it was 60. And I've been doing 60 Since because I don't want to bring a knife to a gunfight.

So yeah dependency in that sense is a real thing.[/QUOTE]I understand we are not talking about chemical dependency. Either do I think of ED meds as a crutch of which you will become psychologically dependent.

A mongering trip can be a crazy lifestyle for some of older guys. When you are running around, drinking and partying, the ED meds are kind of a call to action.

SinfullyKorean mentioned he was in sexual overdrive and having sex beyond his normal libido. In Brazil, Thailand, etc. I might hit a wall. It can be just too much sexual stimulus for an extended period. I might just swear to take a day off unless something spectacular falls into my lap. The problem is in the mongersphere something could easily fall into your lap. Literally!

[QUOTE=Sperto;2570331]Frango assado is missionary with her legs on your shoulder, like a grilled chicken on a barbeque stick.
Every brazil monger should learn the basic names for f*ck positions: papai e mame, vaqueira, de quatro, cavaleira, borboleta, carrinho de mo, kangaroo penetr etc...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2570237]
The girl gets on her back, lets up in the air, and put a pillow (traversa) under her ass to elevate the holes desired.

It could also be on the edge of the bed as you describe.

I am sure our linguistic cuninglinguists will advise us, shortly, here on the dead sea scrolls society of penthouse letters in Portuguese, haha.[/QUOTE]And so I'll stand corrected, confrades, for I'm always eager to learn.

[QUOTE=Real1;2570260]Hey guys,

This will be my first time in Rio next month. I want to bang as many girls as possible without spending much money. Where can I find the best street hookers for cheap? And where should I stay for the most action? Thanks![/QUOTE]Your mission statement is inspiring. Tell us: after having already Read The Fucking Forum (or RTTF for short) for at least 30-40 pages back, what specific questions do you still have?

Had an awesome time so far in my return to Rio after a 15 year absence. Met a gorgeous Brazilian on the plane which got me in the mood as I hit boots on ground. Staying in Copa near Djalma Ulrich where Help used to be. 4 x4 remodel is nice but doesn't feel like 4 x4. It's smaller now like Lions was. Gone is the fire pole that girls took to lower level whiskeria. Talent level is really nice but less girls overall, but still good since customer levels also down. So far, 3 excellent choices in Penelope (tall white 18 yoga blonde), Nadine and Livia (dark skinned brunettes). Also, spent a 1-hour session with Vitoria at Onix, the best session I have had so far.

Happy Friday from Rio!

Dan.

P.S. Anyone here want to hang out, please Private message me!

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[QUOTE=Mexidan;2570447]spent a 1-hour session with Vitoria at Onix, the best session I have had so far.[/QUOTE]Victoria at Onix was my favorite garota while in Rio, which is why I spent 2 hours with her before my flight out to SP. Glad you enjoyed her, too =).

I heard from numerous sources that I should've checked out Copacabana club and Dolce Vita. If you have time, make sure to check them out. They're a short Uber scooter ride away from where you're staying.

Nice report. Liked mixing prives and temas in particular.

I will be in centro at 22 h Friday to link up.

[QUOTE=Mexidan;2570447]Had an awesome time so far in my return to Rio after a 15 year absence. Met a gorgeous Brazilian on the plane which got me in the mood as I hit boots on ground. Staying in Copa near Djalma Ulrich where Help used to be. 4 x4 remodel is nice but doesn't feel like 4 x4. It's smaller now like Lions was. Gone is the fire pole that girls took to lower level whiskeria. Talent level is really nice but less girls overall, but still good since customer levels also down. So far, 3 excellent choices in Penelope (tall white 18 yoga blonde), Nadine and Livia (dark skinned brunettes). Also, spent a 1-hour session with Vitoria at Onix, the best session I have had so far.

Happy Friday from Rio!

Dan.

P.S. Anyone here want to hang out, please Private message me![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sperto;2570455]Desinformation is normal procedure here in the forum, but recommending Rocinha for "street hookers for cheap" isn't just stupid but also extremely dangerous.[/QUOTE]It's hard to imagine a scenario where a simple google search doesn't reveal this as obvious ball busting, but I suppose there is a faint and dim possibility where someone actually follows through and books accommodations. Somehow. In Rocinha, and ends up in serious trouble as a result. And in that case I accept the critique. Until then, lighten up.

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She was there yesterday for dinner.

I just walked up to her and got her number.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2570455]Desinformation is normal procedure here in the forum, but recommending Rocinha for "street hookers for cheap" isn't just stupid but also extremely dangerous.[/QUOTE]No one would take it at face value.