2006 Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Phantomtiger2]OTH:

I could think of one worst: Nancy Grace

She had an interview with a woman on her show and she ended up killing herself.

PT[/QUOTE]

The interviewed woman, of course. Unfortunately, not Nancy Grace.

[QUOTE=PosterLion]There is of course the fifth element.............your subtle deceits.[/QUOTE]

This is the plot of Guy Ritchie's duff gangster flick "Revolver", right?:D

Just to add to the constant debate about how good or bad do the Eden girls look.
I went there about 8 pm yesterday. Not expecting much, since I thought most f...able girls must already be taken.

Well, first they were at least 25 girls available, 20 on the right and 5 on the left. After a bit of chat with Bruce, I picked up Bee, and she choose her friend, whose name I can't rememebr.

WOOO!!! Absolutely charming face, innocent smile, c cup natural breast that you can't get your hands of, etc..All the usual services performed in a GF atmosphere. If I had seen her before I would definitively have BFd her, but, shit, on the plane this morning already...
Anyway, if you go to Eden and she is there, take her, and treat her well, she is just like a little charmoing fucking doll.

What Thai phrases are most important to know before traveling to Thailand?

I found a website called learningthai.com and from there I've plucked about 30 words and phrases that I thought would be useful. I'm making an effort to try to embrace the culture as much as possible while I'm there for a week. What Thai phrases to you use or hear the most and is there a site that I can go to actually hear the phrases instead of just trying to decipher what the words sound like from a poor english translation.

Khob Khun

I'm just returning from BKK. It was my second trip there in the last four months. Before I get started on my reports I would like to post a few observations.

1. Ladyboys are generally taller than the average Thai male. A female friend who made the trip with us attributed this to taking hormones, but I always thought that taking hormones would stunt growth, not accelerate it.

2. Thais do not like farangs, but love our money. I found this out on several occaisions. I went into a store to look at some souvenirs. I enquired about the price. I told the lady that her price of 450 was too high. She threw me out of the store and cursed me out in Thai. I later bought the exact trinket in Suam Lum for 200. Same thing happens if you go to a bar or massage parlor. You must spend money as soon as you walk in or they want to throw you out. We were walking around in NEP and one lady damn near killed herself rushing us into a bar. But when we did not want to buy anything right away she threw us out.

3. People think that all Americans like George Bush because he is the president of the United States. We were sitting in a tuk-tuk waiting for the light to change when another tuk-tuk with women of Arab decent pulled next to us. They were enraged with us because they could tell we were American and assumed we liked George Bush.

4. It is harder to get a taxi if you insist on them running the meter. This is especially true at tourist places because the drivers know that they can get more money from the next tourist who will not want them to run the meter. I guess most tourist ask for a price from point A to point B instead of having them run the meter. Drivers kept asking 200 from NaNa to Wat Traimit saying that there was much traffic. When I finally got someone who would run the meter I ended up paying 75 for the trip. A couple of taxis at Wat Po threw us out for asking them to turn the meter on. Last night at 4am going to the airport the driver wanted to charge 500 from NaNa. I had to damn near fight with him half way down the street to get him to turn the meter on. The meter price ended up being 175, whereas my friends behind us in the other taxi did not feel like arguing and paid a flat 300.

5. Most ladyboys will tell you right off that they are not a woman so I don't see how people say they were tricked. On one occaision I approched what I thought was a girl in the car park. The first words out of her mouth was, "I am a man." Another time, inside of the hotel lobby, I was talking with a person who I knew was a ladyboy and they offered to come to my room to give me a massage. I was like no thanks. And she said, "I am same same you." I'm like yeah, I know. That is why I said no.

Hi

I am writing a book over many months, and would like comments or advice where I can get a decent one and half hour strong massage and a nice BJ or HJ, but a place that is well priced, as in under THB1000 for this. Any ideas appreciated. I plan on having 2-3 a day, so it adds up.

Or should I get a couple of live in girls and offer THB20k a month each which i gather is a good wage. Their would be selected for dexterity and oral skills, and of course now and then in thigh high phuck me stockings wrapped around me.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]2. Thais do not like farangs, but love our money. I found this out on several occaisions. I went into a store to look at some souvenirs. I enquired about the price. I told the lady that her price of 450 was too high. She threw me out of the store and cursed me out in Thai. I later bought the exact trinket in Suam Lum for 200.

4. It is harder to get a taxi if you insist on them running the meter.[/QUOTE]Please do not say "Thais do not like farangs" based on those 2 experiences. Rip-offs in tourist shops and over-charge happen everywhere - including the US shopping malls where you got systematically over-charged without any chance to bargain either. Also, I personally had absolutely ever had any problem with the meter taxi - but like everywhere in the world, mega-tourist places call for their shares of touts. And in many other countries (first or third world), you would pay 10 times more for a taxi fare, meter or no meter.

As for me, Thailand remains as a whole one (if not the) best country where people are polite, smile and return a smile if you do smile first (and that includes security guards, policemen and unknown people in the street), are helpful, and do not try to steal from you. So please post a report with your positive experiences about this beautiful place, which will make you forget about the few negatives ones. That will help you to bring more positive memories and mindset - and that contributes to remove the Bush syndrom.

Let's keep cool and enjoy.

Mr Enternational,

Great Honest report and thank you for sharing your feelings and views of Bangkok.

I certainly understand what you are talking about, however, please let me give you my personal experience on some of the issues you reported:

1. Ladyboys are not always Taller than the average Thai Male, look at some of the Hi,-So and Actresses or models (all females) Thai, they are really tall. I notice also that a high number of Thai men are also above the 180cm mark.

2. Hhmm. I am french and could say the same for my fellow countrymen. It is all a matter of behaviour. I have always treated people in Thailand with respect and they have always treated me very well. Smiling goes a long way; )

Yes, sometimes you will encounter some bitter door people (especially in NEP Gogo bars) just ignore them and walk around the bar as if they do not exist. They have no right to lay a finger on you and you are welcome to remind them not to touch you. Mostly they will leave you alone.

3. A few Arab Women's opinion hardly qualify as a benchmark of what "People" in Thailand think; )

4. The Law in Thailand in regards to taxis is that they MUST drive you to your desired destination and MUST turn the meter on.

Now that this is clear, the reality is that many drivers will refuse to take you to some places (depending on their mood, traffic.) and yes, sometimes will not turn the meter on. If this happends, remind them to put the meter on. If they refuse, have them stop and get out of the cab (leave the door open as to inconvenience the Taxi driver, he will be furious having to get out of his cab to close the door)

5. No sir! A lot of ladyboys will not tell you a thing. Then when in the room, they'll only give you a BJ. Ladyboys are on the Prowl usually late at night hoping to get some drunk customers. ; )

Well, these are my opinions anyhow.

I am looking forward to your Sexy reports.

[QUOTE=Roady1]What Thai phrases are most important to know before traveling to Thailand?

I found a website called learningthai.com and from there I've plucked about 30 words and phrases that I thought would be useful. I'm making an effort to try to embrace the culture as much as possible while I'm there for a week. What Thai phrases to you use or hear the most and is there a site that I can go to actually hear the phrases instead of just trying to decipher what the words sound like from a poor english translation.

Khob Khun[/QUOTE]

I lived for five years in Thailand and only learned the following phrases.

Tao rai = how much

Pang mak = too expensive

Mai pen rai khop = never mind, doesn't matter, etc.

Ali Ga-dai khop = up to you, whatever, etc.

And turn on your freaking meter khop or the ride is free.

I also learned yet khun, but I wouldn't recommending using it.

[QUOTE=Roady1]What Thai phrases are most important to know before traveling to Thailand?

I found a website called learningthai.com and from there I've plucked about 30 words and phrases that I thought would be useful. I'm making an effort to try to embrace the culture as much as possible while I'm there for a week. What Thai phrases to you use or hear the most and is there a site that I can go to actually hear the phrases instead of just trying to decipher what the words sound like from a poor english translation.

Khob Khun[/QUOTE]In addition to Army's;

Suggest you learn the numbers in Thai (speak it is good and also learn how they are written)

Dont forget the usual (in Thai)

(Greetings) hello, thank you, sorry, directions= go, stop, turn left ,turn right etc.

And the best: Khun sway= you're beautiful--helps break the ice with a gal.

I dont know of any real good sites thats free that have decent teaching thai with sound, most have some charge to them. The free ones have real basic and limited sound bits but not enough to be truly helpful in LOS.

PT

Bros,

I am a Malaysian Bro. Heading up to Bangkok for the first time tomolo until Friday for work/fun (after work of course). I read that most of you guys head to Soi Cowboy. But I am looking more for one of those ST fun. Or maybe a HC style of fun were I can go in for a quickie for 2 hrs at her place or at an establishment. Can you point me to the right directions. I am rather picky about the physical appearance though. Please point me to the right direction. A massage centre is fine too provided their chics are hot and young. I am not a MILF hunter. So preferably someone below 25 with slim bodyshape.

[QUOTE=Roady1]What Thai phrases are most important to know before traveling to Thailand?

I found a website called learningthai.com and from there I've plucked about 30 words and phrases that I thought would be useful. I'm making an effort to try to embrace the culture as much as possible while I'm there for a week. What Thai phrases to you use or hear the most and is there a site that I can go to actually hear the phrases instead of just trying to decipher what the words sound like from a poor english translation.

Khob Khun[/QUOTE]Try bangkok tonight website under language (Suk language skills)

Dont forget "r's" are pronounced "L" like Thao Rai = thao lai

And "Mai Khop" "No thanks" Mostlly used term on Sukhumvit

I'm Jealous!!

[QUOTE=Rikusa]And "Mai Khop" "No thanks" Mostlly used term on Sukhumvit
[/QUOTE]

Funny how people spell things differently to how I would.

If you mean "Mai Krup" then that is:
'general negative term' 'polite form (like saying sir or mam)' Note: females (and katoeys) use the feminine form of Krup which is Car (but with a stretched out a - aaaah.. I can see your tonsils). (Katoey = ladyboy).

If you mean "Mai Chawp" (pronounced almost like chop with a knife) then that is:
'general negative' 'like' = no like = I don't like it

I would suggest more appropriate for vendors along Sukhumvit is:
"Mai ao" (pronounced kind've like 'ow, I hurt myself') which translates to:
'general negative' 'want' = no want = I don't want it

Of course, it is normal to use the polite form, so you along Suk you would say:

Mai chawp katoey krap
or
Mai ao krap.

When a taxi asks you 'want lady?'
try replying:

"Chawp katoey boom-poy krup" ;) Bound to get a laugh and get him off your back for the remainder of the journey.

[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus]I am writing a book over many months, and would like comments or advice where I can get a decent one and half hour strong massage and a nice BJ or HJ, but a place that is well priced, as in under THB1000 for this. Any ideas appreciated. I plan on having 2-3 a day, so it adds up.[/QUOTE]

There are many places that are in your price range. Almost all Massage places will give you a TTM for 400thb/2hours and offer a HJ for 500thb (total cost : 900 thb)

[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus]Or should I get a couple of live in girls and offer THB20k a month each which i gather is a good wage. Their would be selected for dexterity and oral skills, and of course now and then in thigh high phuck me stockings wrapped around me.[/QUOTE]This is debatable, but the superstars will laugh at this low amount. Some Girls (the popular ones) clear over 100,000 thb per month. You can however find yourself a nice Freelancer from the Beergarten or Thermae that will be willing to live with you for 20k per month.

Was at Patpong II with my cellphone when all of a sudden I see Miss T*k from SOL approaching.

She's far from her hunting grounds but still comes to me and points in the direction of the bar with an inviting smile on her face. I grin and tell her that I will be there in 5 minutes. She takes off in the opposite direction (WTF? )

I am still standing there (on the phone) when T*k comes back towards the bar with a bag of Food in her hand. I tell her I'll be there soon and she takes off.

After about 10 minutes I am in front of SOL and she's there at the table eating. Another lady stands up and gives me a sweet smile but T*k tells her something in Thai and the lady sits back down. T*k gets up on her feet and takes me inside.

Place is empty. I still motion towards the back Toilet.

She starts to suck slowly and keeps looking at me, our eyes stay focused on each other for what seems to be an eternity and I am loving every minute of it. She goes through her routine of Balls and shaft sucking when another lady enters to offer her sweet mouth to me. I decline.

After a good 10 minutes, I ask T*k if she is ok? , I tell her that if she is tired she can call a second lady. She asks "you want 2 lady? " I tell her that I want her only but if she is tired we can call in for help so she can take a break.

She assures me: "if you come before another 15mn I ok" so she resumes the sucking. One thing that I like about her is that she is totally naked everytime (yes, I ask her to do it, I don't know if she does it all the time. But she might because she loves to walk around the bar completely naked).

It's been 20mn and she decides to be creative. I am sitting on the chair, she is sitting reverse cowgirl but has her pussy in my face and my dick (the tip of it) in her mouth. It feels great! Her pussy is so tight.

I have her pussy in my mouth while she jerks me off and I come quickly and all over the toilet floor. She laughs and apologises because she could not take it in her mouth on time. I felt bad for her as she was cleaning the floor with the tissues.

She helped me wash my dick thoroughly over the sink and as I was still hard she started stroking and asked if I was ready for another one? I laughed and told her that the second time takes way too long and will not shoot before an hour. She counteroffers saying: "ok, then you fuck me, ok? " I declined. Paid, tipped her 300 and she grinned "Come back soon" Fucking sure I will.

SOL gets another 10/10 in my books.

** as this happened on Dec 2006, I regret to inform you that Miss T*k has now retired. (very unfortunate as she was the shining Star of the Place)