Rio de Janeiro Reports

I got it free in Pattya but I was a buck fresh off the boat on libo from the swiss navy.

But callsign vagabundo like senhor Cain needs Latinas.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2575182]No I don't, and especially when it comes to body types. As a matter of fact, that's not simply a matter of what I "believe", but what I "know". Now, somebody can post a picture here and there that breaks the mold, but East Asian women aren't world-renowned for their tits and ass with curvy figures, and there's a reason for that. I've seen literally thousands and thousands and thousands of Asian women with my very own eyes, and I know for a fact that generally speaking they don't have the kind of bodies that I desire. Another big thing for me is the face. The face is extremely important to me, and I just don't find most of their faces to be attractive. And I can't get to them hind parts if I can't get past that face! If I see 100 Asian women, I might give consideration to only about 10, with only 3 or 4 ultimately making my cut. I'm just not attracted to Asian women. I don't like most of their bodies and faces.

I suppose I can see how they might warm up to you emotionally and not be so "shy" and agree to "A-level" (anal) more often if you're a regular (like you and Mr. E) verus a visitor like me, but those bodies and faces aren't a changing! I will never return to Asia to monger ever again. It's simply not worth it to me since I don't find enough attractive women to suit my tastes. I mean I went 72 hours in Pattaya once (ground zero for mongering in Thailand) without fucking anybody! Couldn't find anybody I liked. Totally unheard of for me anywhere else in the world I have been to, and that's a lot of places! Kojax in Manila was hitting on all cylinders when I was in the PI, but that was about it! I want to add that I don't have anything against Asian people. It's just that not much sexual attraction is there for me. It's a personal thing. For me, the Asian girls will never be able to compete with the Latinas or the white girls. That's just me.[/QUOTE]

Woke up to fucking a girl bare to Ana foxxx videos.

Groundhog day.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2575182]but East Asian women aren't world-renowned for their tits and ass with curvy figures,[/QUOTE]Totally agree, but Thailand is an anomaly in Asia. Just like people can say White chicks are not known for their big asses, but like I tell people that have never been to Brazil, White chicks there have bigger asses than Black ones; another anamoly.

I am a hips and ass man. If there were not chicks with ass then I certainly would not be around there. Maybe it is where you shop. I am not talking about chicks in gogo bars. You are not going to find chicks with big asses there. I am talking about discos, markets, and chicks just out and about. You can find them on Soi 6 as well.

I could not resist chiming in on this debate especially having hobbied significantly in Asia and Latin America among other regions. I would be surprised to hear anyone who is widely travelled to state that Brazilian women do not have the best bodies in the world. For me it is a no brainer and end of discussion. That being said I often find it very difficult to decide which place is better for mongering. Sometimes I think Brazil, other times I think Thailand. Right now I'm leaning towards Thailand. I like the Thai face. There are Thai women with delicious asses but they're different from Brazilian's, they may be big but the shape is different and not as sexy. What makes me lean towards Thailand for mongering now is the safety issue and the general agreeableness of the country for tourists. Of course the best mongering in the world for me is Germany but I would not live there for the expense and winter. I would not want to leave a country with winter to retire to one with it.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2575247]I could not resist chiming in on this debate especially having hobbied significantly in Asia and Latin America among other regions. I would be surprised to hear anyone who is widely travelled to state that Brazilian women do not have the best bodies in the world. For me it is a no brainer and end of discussion. That being said I often find it very difficult to decide which place is better for mongering. Sometimes I think Brazil, other times I think Thailand. Right now I'm leaning towards Thailand. I like the Thai face. There are Thai women with delicious asses but they're different from Brazilian's, they may be big but the shape is different and not as sexy. What makes me lean towards Thailand for mongering now is the safety issue and the general agreeableness of the country for tourists. Of course the best mongering in the world for me is Germany but I would not live there for the expense and winter. I would not want to leave a country with winter to retire to one with it.[/QUOTE]Guess it is time to give up on this ever really being a Thread for Rio de Janeiro Reports.

How about Russian or Czech women? One of my personal favorite are Mongolians. Great bodies and still an element of fine Asian features.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2575036]I'd have to say, Hemingway probably would have liked a visit to Vila Mimosa to get his cost per fuck at 70 reais, but then he would do most of his fucking in centro prives and termas like 4 x4 and in barra termas like Paris and Perola, since barra is the Miami of Brazil, and Hem liked Key West and Cuba, where he spent a good deal of time on his boat.................[/QUOTE]The Key West of Hemingway's days no longer exists. It's overrun with tourists and the cruise ship crowd. Gentrified beyond recognition.

I'm also not sure he would recognize the current dilapidated state of Cuba. It's gone to the opposite extreme of gentrification.

Hemingway surely would've liked Barra. In fact, I can see him right now at the Transamerica pool drinking a daiquiri. He probably would have owned a unit.

[QUOTE=ZebraStripes81;2574679]...If it is true that there are naturally less gringo mongers in Brazil, that would be another strike in favor of it's eminence on the International Stage.

Conversely, one could argue that the fact that Thailand, PH, cater to the foreign crowd does bring with it certain benefits. [/QUOTE]As far as, [I]"eminence on the International Stage"[/I], if you're referring to Brazil as being the premier mongering destination, well I think Thailand has always held that dubious honor. I don't think Brazil has never had the mongering numbers to compete or rival, that of Thailand. Premier destination for the best sex, on the other hand is a different story.

Sheer numbers w/r to peek mongering in Brazil, was maybe 2000 to 2004 and a little less so, in 2005 to 2008. There is no one correct answer to the best place to monger or retire (w/mongering in mind). It naturally comes down to personal preferences and choices. It's also interesting to note, that mongerers, my have a different preference, based upon where they are in life.

As some BMs have recently said, they like Brazil, the women, the sex...etc, but it seems later in life, have chosen to settle in Thailand. And some would no longer consider Thailand at any future stage of life.

Without a doubt, Brazilian women have the best bodies. In my opinion, Thai women have the best bodies in Asia. Without researching scientific studies, they are a bit taller and generally a bit curvier than other Asian populations. Some believe this has to due with sharing some DNA with the Indian subcontinent. If you don't care for Asian women, this probably ain't going to make much difference to you.

Brazil also offers a lot of variety. There are obviously various ethnic and racial groups well represented. There is also every type of body size and shape. There is always one newbie in our crew who is worried that Brazilian women are too big in the bunda for him. We explain to them that there are many skinny girls in Brazil. There are short spinner types running around.

Spidy is right. 2000-2004 appeared to be Brazil's peak for foreign mongers. 2005-2008 were also good years. This might be a Rio-centric perspective during the days of Help Disco. Locals who can easily navigate the scene might find not much has changed in Brazil. However, Sao Paulo seemed to have many, many incredible escorts in the early 2000's.

I can see why older Americans and Europeans choose to retire in Thailand. I think its less stressful than living in Rio (or Sao Paulo). It might also be cheaper. Whether in reality it is true, the perception is Thai women are more passive and reserved. Thai people restrain their tempers, but I'm sure Thai women can be difficult and display passive-aggressive tendencies.

Indeed.

I have been thinking of buying one.

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;2575255]Hemingway surely would've liked Barra. In fact, I can see him right now at the Transamerica pool drinking a daiquiri. He probably would have owned a unit.[/QUOTE]

Tonight, Vagabundo fucked codename Anne Amari in 116. Cost was 80 reais. Bravo was a wingman. Totally hot little 22 yo, no kids, best ass, best little titties, best pretty mouth, from Belfort Roxo. Working on getting her out of the club, which was hopping at 18 h, no rooms were available, but we got into the room and fucked for 15 of the 30 minutes, then vibed. All was good. Wow what a body for just like 80 reais, which is 16 USD. Poxa Caralho eita.

Before that Bravo and Vagabundo reckoned 4 x4 for the 50 entrada. The english speaking woman there, her name is Eliana, had alerted Vagabundo that a concubine recruit had showed up, so Vagabundo went in and vibed with the loira, a perfect 18 yo from Jacaparagua, which vagabundo designates confidential informant 1. Also got a number for a smoking hot negra, 20 yo, has a kid, but will clearly be a BBFS concubine, and so pretty, have to take her to arrail for pictures. Vagabundo designates the negra confidential informant 69.

Vagabundo had a pernoite, popped twice today, with monique, who was taken to the pool for capuccino and misto quente, and then to posto 6 on the beach for pasteis and caiprihinhas. On the way back, the cops did stop our hero and his concubine, and they found a half smoked joint on codename Monique, but Vagabundo asked for the consulate in perfect Swiss Romanch (latin), and the cops gave up, and let our heros go.

Vagabundo paid monique 300.

The previous night another friend of Monique's had done pernoite for 350 r plus uber. BBFS, multiple pops, but she tried to upsell, and Vagabundo just put on cloths, and ejected her. Too bad, a nice 20 yo negra pussy, but it is not the only one in Rio. Vagabundo had been doing a 1. 5 hour Zoom call in English, so he was a chato.

Vagabundo is enjoying the Hemingway literary club as well.

Monger on fellas.

Let's have the Sex Olympics.

Fighting Fucking and Futbol.

Fuck in Motel Malaga.

Run through a gauntlet of enemy snipers to Maracana.

Play one on one naked soccer.

Send the best teams in the world.

[QUOTE=Spidy;2575282]As far as, [I]"eminence on the International Stage"[/I], if you're referring to Brazil as being the premier mongering destination, well I think Thailand has always held that dubious honor. I don't think Brazil has never had the mongering numbers to compete or rival, that of Thailand. Premier destination for the best sex, on the other hand is a different story.

Sheer numbers w/r to peek mongering in Brazil, was maybe 2000 to 2004 and a little less so, in 2005 to 2008. There is no one correct answer to the best place to monger or retire (w/mongering in mind). It naturally comes down to personal preferences and choices. It's also interesting to note, that mongerers, my have a different preference, based upon where they are in life.

As some BMs have recently said, they like Brazil, the women, the sex...etc, but it seems later in life, have chosen to settle in Thailand. And some would no longer consider Thailand at any future stage of life.[/QUOTE]

Ok before I get attacked for asking questions I did go back and read about 60 pages of post over the last week and a half. I did post once before and based on feed back from a few nice members I have decided to stay in CocaCabana for my first visit although It sounds like I ill bed spending a lot of time in Centro. So a couple more questions.

1) Have any of you had problems bringing a girl back to an Airbnb. I have a nice size budget 150 usd per night but so many hotels that I have written have told me I can't have any visitors. The few that have said they are ok just don't seem like super nice places to stay.

2) What's an average cost of an uber ride between Coco and centro. I'm sure I could take the bus or subway but I'm only there for two weeks and not sure how easy it is to navigate public transportation.

3) Are Termas and massage places easy to find walking down the street or do you need to google them ahead of time to find them.

4) Have any of you used PhotoAcompanhantes to find online escorts? Some seems very hot like 150-400 real. Are most legit or fake profiles.

5) How is Tinder in Rio? I'm 41 in great shape (not to sound like I'm full of my self but lets face it that matters sometimes) I have great luck with meeting girls in my own city in the US and even non working girls while I was in Thailand. I'm hoping I can meet a regular girl to show me around or even a working girl if she doesn't charge me $400 a day. I'm thinking my lack of Portuguese my cause me to strike out there.

6) ok last question. When I went to Thailand for the first time there was a line group to meet up with other board members who were there at the same time. Anything like that for Brazil on line or whatapp?

Ok please don't rip on me to hard for asking newbie questions, I really did do hours of reading before I made this post and after my trip I will make a first time trip report to help out other new guys.

Thanks!

Indeed, Vagabundo concurs.

Vagabundo hereby challenges Zebrastripes to co-author "Hemingway v Conrad in Rio" a forthcoming novel.

Kind of like Blues Brothers 2: men in black in Rio de Janeiro.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2575064]Thanks for sharing your firsthand experiences (good and bad) and your insights.

While I have stayed at apartments rented from agents, individuals and AirBnB, I also have spent months at hotels. Truth may be that sometimes I like all the kissing up.

Safe travels. The Rio Forum has been a better place because of your contributions.[/QUOTE]

I've seen no update on the price of coconut in Copacabana. If you live in Estação Vila Militar, in Zona Oeste, your coconuts will be cold. They had the lowest temperature in 10 years, 8,7°see.

[URL]https://odia.ig.com.br/rio-de-janeiro/2021/07/6180021-rio-registra-a-madrugada-mais-fria-em-10-anos.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=ZebraStripes81;2574910]Phone.

I enrolled in google fi and bought two cheap (relatively) Motorola phones before arrival. With google fi your phone / internet will work just about anywhere in the world and this is convenient coming off the plane, etc. My monger whatsapp and social media all silo'd on this phone as well so it doesn't pollute my real life.

Airbnb / Hotel.

I stayed at 3 airbnb's over the 6 weeks and had no trouble at all bringing in ladies. No questions asked by the door ever. Ever. I need to do laundry, like to have a kitchen, and don't need someone to make my bed every morning, so I'm not sure what the draw of a hotel would even be considering all the hassles it seems to be causing. My first two weeks were in Copa, then I got wise and moved to Ipanema, where I stayed for a month, 3 weeks of which at a discount rate by paying cash directly to the renter.[/QUOTE]Solid Report and Advice.