Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Nordico;2582117]Straight to the point is the way to go. The girls don't like long stories. What I usually say in Portuguese is more or less;.

Hi, how are you? I'm a a gringo staying in this or that area or I tell them my hotels name (if I want her to come to my hotel). Then I tell them that I saw positive reviews of her on gpguia. My idea is to tell her that I know what the price should be. I think it works, because I have never been asked more than what the locals pay. Of course, if the girl comes to your hotel instead of you going to her place, the price is slightly, maybe BRL50 higher. Then I ask her what she does and what she doesn't do or how is her "atendimento" and ALWAYS the price. I also mention that I'm going to pay cash. In your case I would mention that you don't speak very good Portuguese, then the girl knows what to expect. Sometimes they answer fast, sometimes the next day and sometimes never.

Before I used to take screenshots of the messages I saw on internet. Below you can see very simple message written by a Brazilian.[/QUOTE]This makes a lot of sense, mentioning GPGuia says you've done some DD, I'm glad you shared this info! Hoping it works when I put it to the test next month!

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2582144]Excellent advice. For those coming from the US, keep in mind you are not doing anything illegal or even out of the norm. Same goes for the girl.

She is offering a service and you are purchasing one. Unless you speak Portuguese and are comfortable with the subtle nuances of the culture and language, it is best to keep your communications short and simple. When you meet in person, show your warmth and friendliness. The girl does not know you. The more comfortable she feels around you, the better.[/QUOTE]It's hard to remember that you have that freedom to discuss openly in Brazil, one can only dream one day we'll be able to in the US as well!

[QUOTE=EverythingBlue;2581786]I've read 100 pages on the SP and almost the same on the RJ reports but haven't found my answers yet, hoping someone can chime in on your monger operating procedures when visiting a terapias or contacting a Garota found online through WhatsApp.

1) I noticed many terapias and Clinicas list different services on their websites, but none say full service. If I don't care about a massage, how do you approach the conversation about wanting full service only? I speak no Portuguese so I'm trying to work this out in my mind for when I walk in I feel less stupid if they don't offer such services LOL. Example:

[URL]http://copaterapias.com.br/services/[/URL]

I don't see full service. All other options seem pricey BTW, and no full service?

2) What is your normal message structure when reaching out to a garota found online or Twitter? If you don't speak Portuguese, do you message them in English or Portuguese but using Google translate? Do you let them know you speak little to no Portuguese? I'm curious about this, here in the States I normally send one message, polite but straight to the point asking availability, duration, incall or outcall, and maybe cost if not known or posted. 95% of the time I get a fast response. Curious what others send through WhatsApp.[/QUOTE]1. They operate under the guise of massage parlors, but most do offer full service. I think Copa Terapia doesn't offer FS, but I'm not 100% sure I'm thinking about the right place. To take guesswork out of it, check GParena. They have reviews of most establishments in RJ.

2. Like other people say, straight to the point is the best approach, but I like mentioning how pretty she is. I don't know whether it helps or not, but it surely won't hurt. Do mention right away that you don't speak Portuguese. And regardless of what you do, expect a fair number of flake outs, it's just the way it is.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2581787]Cafe Marambaia is worth the trip. The food is awesome, especially paella -- best of my life.

View of Ihla Grande and beach is awesome.

There are several pousadas, and a beach club. Even if you do not have time for a local trip to Ihla Grande or Buzios, a trip to Marambaia with a girl is a good move. Good houses can be rented for 1300 r per month. It is far away, and a dedicated uber driver will be necessary. For the Senhor Spartan's there is a bus. Truly, this is off the grid. You would have to be a real vagabundo to make it here.

This town is undiscovered, and worth a trip.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a gem. I love undiscovered gems in Brazil. Thank you!

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2582245]1. They operate under the guise of massage parlors, but most do offer full service. I think Copa Terapia doesn't offer FS, but I'm not 100% sure I'm thinking about the right place. To take guesswork out of it, check GParena. They have reviews of most establishments in RJ.![/QUOTE]You're correct, I was recently in Copa terapia and they don't provide sex but they do provide an orgasm via a handjob at the end. I got the nuru massage where the orgasm is provided but I'm pretty sure it's not provided for all massages. If you're interested in this type of thing just ask if the massage includes Orgasm which is the word that they used.

Whenever you fuck a Brazilian play this [URL]https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yAk7BkGl2Jw&feature=share[/URL].

Play the Full album Felipe Ret.

[URL]https://www.google.com/travel/hotels/s/UybMu[/URL]

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2582245]Sounds like a gem. I love undiscovered gems in Brazil. Thank you![/QUOTE]

Tuesday. Vagabundo, JimmyBoy99, and Bravo Centro Terma Patrol.

We did a centro terma patrol, having linked up at RB156. We did go over to Casa Bombeiro, and in loja 20, my wingman got a nice grey Bombeiro Civil hat. I've posted the Casa Bombeiro address before.

As a navigator, Bravo is the best! He had a full list from top to bottom of the main three buildings (156,185).

It is fun to go in and interview all the girls and enjoy the economic and other privilege of knowing you can bang any woman.

Rather than hit all the details, I will summarize the highlights.

In RB156, the best talent is at 2235, or Onix. There was a hot mulata getting ready for an hour with another client who did not come into the presentation.

In RB185, the best talent was at 405, which had a large equipe (team). Belprazer at 2114 is always top shelf, as I get the impression that is their flagship casa (Duda, Emporio, Annes, Massagem are all co owned AFAIK).

We headed over to where Jimmy boy is staying, but not before checking in with the legendary Kelly, who is a real piece of work, tall, amazon-esque, could be a fearsome MMA opponent if she were so inclined, and I can see she knows how to fuck, and could easily fight. She is a little too tall and muscular for my taste, I prefer the falsa magra, and younger (18-21), but I will probably do her once just because it is Rio and fucking is like shaking hands.

Emporio Bahno had the best line up. A hot mulata there almost got my donation, and I will be back to this tier 1 prive. Nice rooms, good selection. 2-3 very solid 7-9's.

We ate at Zanetti, a buffet a kilo with good tuna.

We hit Hotel Sao Francisco / Hotel Atlantico Tower, where I hit the 18th floor pool, and racked out on one of the benches for a bit, after testing the waters, and just putting my feet in. My suggestion is to meet up there at 14 h tomorrow, Wednesday, before heading over to 4 x 4 at 16 h, for a kind of ISG social. The sauna in 4 x4 is among the best in centro and works well after a dip in the pool where one gets bremuda shorts wet.

After that refresher, I headed over to 116, and did one of my favorite hot 21 year old negras, falsa magra, super tight, a anne amari clone, for 80 reais, or 16 US Dollars. OK, 116 is dingy, and all the rest, but it is the place where the best negras come in centro.

A fine day.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2582380]Whenever you fuck a Brazilian play this [URL]https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yAk7BkGl2Jw&feature=share[/URL].

Play the Full album Felipe Ret.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2582608]... but not before checking in with the legendary Kelly, who is a real piece of work, tall, amazon-esque, could be a fearsome MMA opponent if she were so inclined, and I can see she knows how to fuck, and could easily fight. She is a little too tall and muscular for my taste, I prefer the falsa magra, and younger (18-21), but I will probably do her once just because it is Rio and fucking is like shaking hands...[/QUOTE]"Amazon-esque", that was a perfect description of Kelly! Considering Senhor Vagabundo is a Rio mongering champ, you really must try out Kelly, the star of Stellas Massagem. She is very tall, very muscular and have silicon tits. No attributes that I like too much. However, she f*cks better than any pornstar, trying her anal is a must. Don't miss her BBBJCIM, which is incredible. Despite being a giant Amazon woman she's a very kind and sweet woman.

Based on advice on here I've decided to stay in Cococabana but my best off staying close to the beach or is there a better area? I plan on spending quite a bit of time on the beach so what do I do with my stuff when I'm by myself and In the water so it doesn't get stolen any suggestions? In other countries I just left my belongings unattended and never had an issue however I have read on here that there's a high chance my stuff could be stolen doing that.

Also is there a map that somebody can link to you with all the different mongering locations around Rio? Thanks!

I was at 4 X4 on Monday and it looks like they are attempting to change their entry fee policy. In the past, if you took a girl before 6 PM, the entry fee was waived. It seems like that will not be the case any longer. They placed tape over the bottom of the price listing sheet explaining entry fee waiver.

When I went to pay my bill on Monday, I saw the entry fee and asked why it was included when I took a girl at 5:30 PM. The clerk yelled out the manager that she was giving me the promotion discount and then took it off my bill. Quietly, she whispered to me that they are trying to do away with that waiver because business is so slow.

Went out about 8 PM for a tour of darkside clubs two termas.

116 Rua de Conceicao: No entry fee. Too loud and too dark. Maybe 8-9 women, a little more men. To the extent I could see the women in the dark, none looked fuckable, so I left.

114 Rua de Conceicao: 10 Real entry (don't know if consumable). Could see from reception desk that it was empty, so left without going in.

31 Rua Alcantara Machado: 15 Real entry (consumable). Asked how many girls present. Was told three. Left without entering.

210 Uruguaiana: No entry fee. Enough light to see the women. Maybe 8-10 there, double that in men. Nobody fuckable so left.

119 Rua de Alfandega: No entry fee. No women, no customers. Completely empty. Left.

Club 502 (65 Rua de Alfandega): 10 Real entry (not consumable). Asked doorman how many women present. Was told 8. Equal number of customers. No one fuckable. Left.

Whiskeria 65 (65 Rua do Rosario): Entry now 70 Real (consumable. Caipirinhas and beers 20 Real). One hour now 325 Real. Monday two-girl special for 525 (545?) Real. Robe optional. Very dark and deafening music. Almost impossible to hear anyone. Maybe 20 women, lots of horse asses. Two women with nice faces but no tits or ass: a brunette who was guzzling down some old guy's vodka and spent the whole time I was there with him, and a tall tanned white girl with blonde dreadlocks, who was usually being felt up by a guy in a robe. Two other OK looking girls but not any better than prive girls at less than half the price. Tried to get some relief from the deafening noise so went to the other salon but it was closed: apparently there are not enough customers on Mondays so they shut the quiet lounge. Left without sessioning.

Was feeling pretty buzzed after 3 caipirinhas and didn't want to probably waste another 50 Real entry so didn't try 4 x4, since I will be going there Wednesday.

Conclusion: don't bother with these clubs (and probably the others) on a Monday night.

Got to VM about 9:30 PM. Dead. Counted 30 girls in the whole horseshoe part of VM. Some clubs closed, some no girls, max three girls in any club. Maybe 15 girls in the clubs across the street. Never seen it so dead.

Went to Mosaico about 10 PM. 30 Real entry (consumable. Beers 12 Real, no caipirinhas. Unfriendliest bartender I have ever met.) 8 girls, all sitting with a bunch of guys. Average prive quality girls. Two peeled off but never made any effort to engage with me, although no great loss since they were so-so at best. Hung around an hour hoping it would improve but it actually got worse as the girls went to do programas and no new girls showed up. When I left there were three girls and maybe 6 guys.

Conclusion: I either have the knack for finding the worst days to go clubbing or the scene is really as bad as it seems. Maybe the only good nights are Friday and Saturday. May check it out again then but no reason to go again before then.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy79;2582677]I plan on spending quite a bit of time on the beach so what do I do with my stuff when I'm by myself and In the water so it doesn't get stolen any suggestions? In other countries I just left my belongings unattended and never had an issue however I have read on here that there's a high chance my stuff could be stolen doing that.[/QUOTE]What stuff do you plan on bringing to the beach with you? I have never heard of anyone stealing things off the sand near the water. The stealing usually occurs on the sidewalk between the beach and the street. I have a zip up pocket on my swim trunks so I can keep the room key and money in that and leave my shirt on top of my shoes on the sand. If I am renting a chair and umbrella and have my bag with me, my bag has a clip that I rig to the chair or underside of the umbrella.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2582901]
Conclusion: don't bother with these clubs (and probably the others) on a Monday night.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report Jimmy!

Yep, Monday's are generally, world wide, Hookers night off. Lol.

I try and reserve Monday's for GF time.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy79;2582677]Based on advice on here I've decided to stay in Cococabana but my best off staying close to the beach or is there a better area? I plan on spending quite a bit of time on the beach so what do I do with my stuff when I'm by myself and In the water so it doesn't get stolen any suggestions? In other countries I just left my belongings unattended and never had an issue however I have read on here that there's a high chance my stuff could be stolen doing that.

Also is there a map that somebody can link to you with all the different mongering locations around Rio? Thanks![/QUOTE]Like Mr. E implies don't bring any stuff with you but your money and key. If you do leave any stuff unattended and go swimming yes there is a good chance they will run off with it. Sometimes people ask me to watch their stuff and I say sure or you can go ask the guy who rented you the chairs to keep it secure in his stand the barraca.

Gearing up for my first trip in many years and I am dismayed to hear Barbarella is closed. I loved that place, many good pulls from there. I didn't mind the prices and always found decent quality women there.

Is Casablanca the next best option for something like Barbarella?