Phuket Reports

Darkel, I can certainly answer to your questions.

[QUOTE=Darkel;1162513]Love to do that, but. I can't ride a bike. Cabs going to be my option.[/quote]If you have a physical limitation I understand and will shut up. But if it's just because you never drive one before, just try for God sake. Maybe not the first day, but when you have time, give 200 baths to a taxi driver and ask him to teach you. You will be immensely rewarded, really I can't stress that enough!

[quote]If it's not awkward to go hotel by hotel and telling them "Excuse me, can I view your rooms first before I confirm and is there a Joiner Fee?". Probably before I reach the end of the road, every hotelier going to ban me from entering.[/quote]Absolutely NOT. You will not be in Paris or Rome where their treat customers as they're doing them a favor. Thai people are very patient and when it's about business, ever more. However, for the reasons you explained, I understand that shopping for an Hotel may not be the best option for you.

[quote]Will give it a shot for 12am, because I want to explore more of the island on the very next day (arriving 4. 30pm on a Sunday and leaving on Wed eve). I hardly go vacation, especially ALONE, so this is going to be my virgin trip.[/quote]Really if you could allocate at least one week in Phuket, I think that would be one of the best choices of your life.

[quote]By the way, is it an "understandable rules" to pay those birds at the end of the fun-time (next morning)?[/quote]In Thailand, and everywhere else in the world: "negotiate (if needed, but never pay before". If she biatches about, smile and say you're a "good man". If she keeps bitching, send her back and take another. This is the rule and custom, please stick to it.

[QUOTE=New Old Guy;1162531]P. T. Thanks for telling your findings! If you send 1000 Bath for expenses, I'll find your girl and pack her up for shipping to you.[/QUOTE]N. O. G. With the experience & advice you show on this site, I've no doubt you could track down my OF like a US navy seal and deliver her tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1162479]Not just near Sabai, but there must be 100 of them up and down 2nd road and all the connecting Soi's going away from the beach. The best deals and GFE's can be found in those areas from my experience.[/QUOTE]Yes, I know exactly where you are talking about now. I know Soi 2, because that's where the songthaews make the turnaround for beach road. It's a slope down a hill. I will definitely check it out and report back to you in a few months after my next trip. Thanks 4 the tip.

hi all isg readers and contributors.

second trip to hkt with family coming up next month, last time i was a bit lost, but hired myself a scooter and got into some mp action during the day.

the mps down rat-u-thit were accomodating, with fs on offer and ones where i was staying (kata) , a bit less with hj & bbbj the best. some of the girls were cute but 7 at best and may lower. wanted to try christins but never got around to it.

this time the situation is different. with work commitments, my wife will be leaving three days later than me & the kids and (as they are teens and safe in their separate room) that presents some interesting opportunities for mongering.

staying kata again, i have max 3 nights for some nocturnal activity. i will hire a scooter but anxious if i have too many drinks.

i'd like some help from the forum as follows:

kata:. is there enough action in nth kata this time of year? if so, should i book a room (recommendations please) or go for st rooms?

karon: is the scene any better in karon? again the room question. any bar recommendations?

patong: should i just go straight to where all the action is? mp, bg, fl, disco ktv whatever.

start at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s, play around the bars, interested in ktv with private room for action in room. any good hotel ideas?

phuket town: is it worth the extra travel? are the girls that good to warrant it?

anyway, i have three nights from about midnight when the kids will be safe and well asleep until 7 or 8 each morning when i get home. i will not bring any joiners back to my room!

should i try my luck closer to home (walking distance) kata or karon (at a pinch). just depends on the scene.

would ideally love st early then lt later with cute and accomodating types. from experience, some of the bg are a bit "harder" than mp girls but also find they are more willing for bbbjcim, facials & anal. all vaginal must be protected!

help me!

My Thai girl of the month lives in Kata and according to her the place is "Very quiet, only have one bar".

That is not true, I've been there few nights ago and there were, between Kata and Karon, maybe 15 bars. Also noticed few girl quietly waiting by the closed shops.

Anyway, that is not enough for bringing the numbers in your favor, stretch few minutes to Paton and enjoy the night in full. A very nice and clean room for ST is 500 or less.

To my knowledge, all other places have near to nothing to offer.

Hi All,

I am visiting Phuket in June 2011 will be staying at Holiday Inn, would like some help on getting the most sexy and cleanest girls in town for full service massage, please do give some input as to where I should look for them, I don't mind paying good amount if the girls are classy.

Thanks in Advance,

Human007

So is Holiday Inn considered a good hotel to stay at then? Or is there a nicer place? I don't mind spending more, I just want a top quality girl friendly hotel. Thanks

[QUOTE=Legs N Heels;1169416]So is Holiday Inn considered a good hotel to stay at then? Or is there a nicer place? I don't mind spending more, I just want a top quality girl friendly hotel. Thanks[/QUOTE]Hi- Could some of the senior mongers provide an updated / comprehensive list. I've gone through 50 pages without getting a decent list. The phuket reports lacks in this aspect wrt BKK or Pattaya. Help appreciated.

[QUOTE=Maclaine79;1169740]Hi- Could some of the senior mongers provide an updated / comprehensive list. I've gone through 50 pages without getting a decent list. The phuket reports lacks in this aspect wrt BKK or Pattaya. Help appreciated.[/QUOTE]Most likely it is quicker to list the "NON-GF" hotels.

In Thailand nearly all are GF even those high level ones (in this case a bit of beaviour is recommended when doing the walk of fame) , in a few one has to pay a joiner fee, but this isually mentioned here.

Senior mongers not necessarily have been visiting all hotel to make the list, this is left to the "sex-michelin-guide" reps.

A list can be put together only by someone willing to spend the time to do it by reading the last 50 pages. Picking up the messages mentioning GF or non-GF hotels.

A good way to start contributing, indeed.

[QUOTE=Bionicman; 1169757]Most likely it is quicker to list the "NON-GF" hotels.

In Thailand nearly all are GF even those high level ones (in this case a bit of beaviour is recommended when doing the walk of fame) , in a few one has to pay a joiner fee, but this isually mentioned here.

Senior mongers not necessarily have been visiting all hotel to make the list, this is left to the "sex-michelin-guide" reps.

A list can be put together only by someone willing to spend the time to do it by reading the last 50 pages. Picking up the messages mentioning GF or non-GF hotels.

A good way to start contributing, indeed. [/QUOTE]. Bionicman I agree. So here goes.

Club Bamboo. Looks decent poor reviews on trip advisor though.

Anchalee guest house. Photos not impressive.

Patong Rose hotel. 800.

C & N Hotel. Looks ok. 1200.

Yorshire Inn. Looks ok. 1100.

(all the above come at under 1000bht)

K hotel.

Expat hotel. 1500.

Swiss Hotel. Looks ok. 1500.

Byd loft. Seems to be a debate depends on the number of rooms. 1800.

Patong Premier. About 1600.

Safari Beach Hotel. Abt 2500.

Will add more to the list. The search is on!

off to phuket again in october and looking for suggestions on getting some afternoon action, while the missus is shopping. been to phuket many times, and have previously taken a tuk tuk over to karon's top gun bar / massage, just to be safe, or gone to cristins. usually a bit hit and miss at top gun, have had a couple of gems, then struck out and scored some starfish.

the service at cristins can be quite good, but on the last 2 visits, the girls wanted another 1000thb to complete the session. this, on top of the overpriced fee (can't remember, but +2500thb maybe) already paid before going up to the room. the girls now get you off during the soapy massage, then ask for the 1000thb when cleaned up and onto the bed. so, you end up paying top dollar for a soapy massage with a couple of extras!

can anyone please advise where i can find some nice girls, full service, and reasonably discreet? as a last resort, i will either go back to cristins (fingers crossed) or tuk tuk over to top gun in karon.

is the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] bj bar still going on banglar? which soi? fs on offer, or is the quality still average?

lastly, can anyone advise me a on top quality tattoo parlour in phuket?

thanks in advance, cooper

[quote=cooper966; 1171790]off to phuket again in october and looking for suggestions on getting some afternoon action, while the missus is shopping. been to phuket many times, and have previously taken a tuk tuk over to karon's top gun bar / massage, just to be safe, or gone to cristins. usually a bit hit and miss at top gun, have had a couple of gems, then struck out and scored some starfish.

the service at cristins can be quite good, but on the last 2 visits, the girls wanted another 1000thb to complete the session. this, on top of the overpriced fee (can't remember, but +2500thb maybe) already paid before going up to the room. the girls now get you off during the soapy massage, then ask for the 1000thb when cleaned up and onto the bed. so, you end up paying top dollar for a soapy massage with a couple of extras!

can anyone please advise where i can find some nice girls, full service, and reasonably discreet? as a last resort, i will either go back to cristins (fingers crossed) or tuk tuk over to top gun in karon.

is the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] bj bar still going on banglar? which soi? fs on offer, or is the quality still average?

lastly, can anyone advise me a on top quality tattoo parlour in phuket?

thanks in advance, cooper[/quote]if you are going to the cristins area, why not go into one of the 100 or so mp. i have been to about 30 mp in the patong area and have gotten bj / fs in every one of them. much cheaper than cristins also.

Thanks Luvpuss.

I have tried 1 MP around the area, but the quality of girls seems quite poor. It seems rare to spot an attractive girl at these MP's, then have to negotiate FS prices?

Going to be in phuket tomorrow nite, need some updated info, what is going rate for bar girls lately? LT and ST

Also any recommendations for soapy massage like in pazttaya?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Cooper966;1171790]. The service at Cristins can be quite good, but on the last 2 visits, the girls wanted another 1000thb to complete the session. This, on top of the overpriced fee (can't remember, but +2500thb maybe) already paid before going up to the room. The girls now get you off during the soapy massage, then ask for the 1000thb when cleaned up and onto the bed. So, you end up paying top dollar for a soapy massage with a couple of extras! .Cooper[/QUOTE]You have a few options on how to handle this if you like Cristins (or anywhere else for that matter).

1. Tell the girl you already paid 2500 Baht and that includes everything. Tell her. You should make me cum with a BJ or HJ during soapy / or tub part and then we move to the bed for a light massage and sex. That should straighten them out. If not, tell her you will talk to the manager about the issue after the session. Be nice and relaxed when you do this. Try not to come across as being angry or upset.

2. Ask the manager what you get for 2500 Baht when you visit. Get it straight from him / her upon entering. Then there is no question on what you can expect.

I've only gotten one soapie (just for the experience). It was only 1800 baht. That included the hot tub bath together, her sliding up and down me on the soapie mattress, then a blow job and sex on the bed.

For 2500 baht you should be getting the ROYAL treatment. Remember, the girl gets about half of the fee anyway. Therefore, if you do decide to tip (afterwards) , it should only be about 500 baht in my opinion. For the girl. Half of the fee is 1250 + 500 = 1750 baht.

After my one time, I was good to go with the soapie and saw no need to get another one. I only did it once. I prefer to meet a girl, have a drink or talk, then get over to my hotel (or short time place) for some hot sex. She can give you a shower, if you really need that part of the deal, and you can wash her. Or just shower separate and get to business. Costs way less than 2500. You sould be able to find someone to take care of you. And have more left over for the next visit.

Enjoy,

Pipe

Hi,

Just a question for anyone who might know, the newly opened Pimnara Hotel. Located at Jungceylon; Does it have joiner fee?