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[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Thought it was more like "Jack Wow" ... shows you how sad my pronunciation is... :D
What's even sadder is that this is part of my limited thai vocab :([/QUOTE]
O.K. "Chuck Wow" in Thai or "Jack-off" in American or "Wank" in Aussie.
Everyone learns the bad words first ;)
Although every one knows that "Fuck Thong" means pumpkin, no? And this is not a bad word at all.
Did you know about "fuck soup" too?
[QUOTE=Kimi1]Giotto/Other senior members: Need some advice. First time we are coming to Bangkok. Some of the group will be traveling with their partners however we do plan a boys night out.
We are not looking for full sex with the ladies but more american style strip clubs and lap dances.
I've never been to Bangkok but im getting the impression that getting a hooker is easier than a stripper.
Any advice for a clean strip club with good lap dances?[/QUOTE]
Suzi Wong in Soi Cowboy has a good very "clean" lesbian show, would that appeal? Also has oil show, sexy show, artistic body painting show.
The girls are very scrupulous in cleaning before allowing other girls to lick them out. ;)
There is full nudity by half of the dancing girls (mostly shaven).
They would be more than happy to give you a lap dance I reckon for a nice tip, say 500 Baht or maybe less, with touching allowed.
Beware though, once they get you horny, you might have trouble resisting sneaking off to a room.
[QUOTE=Kimi1]Giotto/Other senior members: Need some advice. First time we are coming to Bangkok. Some of the group will be traveling with their partners however we do plan a boys night out.
We are not looking for full sex with the ladies but more american style strip clubs and lap dances.
I've never been to Bangkok but im getting the impression that getting a hooker is easier than a stripper.
Any advice for a clean strip club with good lap dances?[/QUOTE]Kimi1,
No idea about an American style lap dance bar here in Thailand...
I would also recommend the Gogo bars, which offer shows, then you should have everything you need.
- Angel Witch in Soi Nana
- Suzie Wong in Soi Cowboy
- Long Gun in Soi Cowboy
Hope to see you for a beer :) !
Giotto
A good laugh in the Sports Lounge last night, pretty busy, ended up a wee bit drunk and losing every game of pool. Forgot to look out for Mick's left handed, right eye aiming, pool playing lady. Will try to remember tonight. Some very hot ladies working as previously reported by others.
Note to guests who don't bring a laptop to post reports.
If you use the hotel's PC, don't forget to lather up with mosquito repellant before sitting down.
Giotto - do you breed the bestards? I've been bitten at least five times and killed three in the act of drawing my blood whilst sitting here. I must have missed my elbows / upper arms with the bug juice.
[QUOTE=Sonic Bam]A good laugh in the Sports Lounge last night, pretty busy, ended up a wee bit drunk and losing every game of pool. Forgot to look out for Mick's left handed, right eye aiming, pool playing lady. [/QUOTE]
No, no, Miss Sweety Chinese was Right handed Left eye aiming I think.
Re Mossies, I would ask Miss Full of Charm if O.K. to set the fan directly at me to blow the little buggers away. They don't seem comfortable in a strong breeze.
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]THE STRIP, on PAtpong 2 is the only place that does lap dances.
If not, you could go to just any bar, have a girl sit on your lap, buy her drinks a fondle away.
The Strip web info: [url]http://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_gogo.php?id=R020717[/url][/QUOTE]
Can you tell us a bit more. Worthwhile or not? Wayward?
Reply in BKK thread or PM if you prefer.
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I think I will arrive 29 Oct. Silly to miss the pool party[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't the pool party be tonight? being the last Saturday in October. Will drop by regardless, to see what's new and say hello to Mr.G., and get an intro if any ISG member is around.
Have been staying off the forum the past 2 weeks, as the missus is in town.
Mick: How long are you staying in town?
fly
[quote=mick licker]girls at the lodge don'y have any handles like forum members, so i have decided to invent my own handles for them in the future.
e.g.
mrs giotto (that's well accepted)
miss t-rex
miss slippery-peel
miss sexy-taxi
miss panther (couldn't use wildcat due to piper1's wife)
miss forbidden-fruit
miss maestro
miss gail-force
miss sweety
miss shadey
miss ringer-ding
miss full-of-charm
etc.
so for example, i could say what out for that pool shark miss sweety, or miss forbidden fruit is waiting for nicfrenchy's return and ready to tempt. ;)
see miss panther in a g-string by the pool. what perfect glutes.
i can't stop looking at miss gail-force's luscious lips.
i have a soft spot for miss full-of-charm.
those who know the girls will be able to guess quite easily i reckon.[/quote]
too difficult, mick. i can only figure out 2 or 3. i need to go there more often i think.
[QUOTE=Flyhere]Too difficult, Mick. I can only figure out 2 or 3. I need to go there more often I think.[/QUOTE]
Same Here, I think I have 3 out of the lot (not including Miss Giotto of course).
[QUOTE=Flyhere]Shouldn't the pool party be tonight? ...
[/QUOTE]Flyhere,
Correct, tonight is Swimming Pool Party - hopefully it will not rain :) ...
Giotto
[QUOTE=Flyhere]Too difficult, Mick. I can only figure out 2 or 3. I need to go there more often I think.[/QUOTE]
Well thats good. The purpose was not to be too obvious.
A couple of names were related to meaning of a Thai name so I should change those as you guys are not Thai.
Some are incredibly easy for those that do cryptic crosswords.
i.e. "Sounds like ..." or opposites.
Some one has PMed me about Miss New-One.
Next Friday and Saturday LL is completely booked out.
What with low season, mosquitos, the stock market, political unrest, impending recession, etc., you would expect the lodge to just a little quiet.
I am going to have to start generating some negative publicity concerning the swimming pool on the upper floor I think ;)
This place is just getting too popular! :(
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Next Friday and Saturday LL is completely booked out.
What with low season, mosquitos, the stock market, political unrest, impending recession, etc., you would expect the lodge to just a little quiet.
I am going to have to start generating some negative publicity concerning the swimming pool on the upper floor I think ;)
This place is just getting too popular! :([/QUOTE]
Well, I think that is absolutely fantastic. Congratulations Giotto. Now where are we regulars supposed to stay?
Only negative I can think of is that pesky tuk tuk driver at LL. He is never at the end of the soi when I need him. and the drive to the airport early morning is very slow in the tuk tuk.
;)
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Next Friday and Saturday LL is completely booked out.
What with low season, mosquitos, the stock market, political unrest, impending recession, etc., you would expect the lodge to just a little quiet.
I am going to have to start generating some negative publicity concerning the swimming pool on the upper floor I think ;)
This place is just getting too popular! :([/QUOTE]Mick Licker,
BESTARD :) ! Don't tell anybody about our swimming pool upstairs, please ...
It's correct, we are fully booked next weekend, but only for 2 days. There is this anual event (Bangkok Icehockey Tournament), and the organisators booked rooms for one team. They wanted more rooms, but we still left some for our regulars - and more regulars than expected booked already.
This is definitely the exception and not the rule, so no need to worry. But it would help if we knew about people coming in a bit earlier than the months before ...
We are working on a solution for you, will let you know shortly.
Giotto
[QUOTE=1Ball]Well, I think that is absolutely fantastic. Congratulations Giotto. Now where are we regulars supposed to stay?
...
[/QUOTE]Mr. Vice President,
Thanks!
I know where you can stay - downstairs, basement, DUNGEON :) !
Giotto