To Kho Samet, with barebacking rights
Went to the "medical clinic" on soi Bukao for STD tests, a stone's throw from the hospital, at the crossing from the road leading to Centara Hotel. They're open every day from 8 am till 8 pm. Blood test for HIV, oral for chlamydia and ghonorrhea. Immediate results. They ask for your passport upfront though.
My girl is happy with 2000 a day. Hotel (Gandview Hideaway Resort) 60 euros a day non refundable but good value. Clean beach, the closest to a dream holiday so far for me in Thailand. One hour bus ride + one hour on the ferry 500 bahts per person. If you want sex you have to bring your own but it is worth it. Pattaya pales in comparison.