If You Could See the Aching in Me
My balls hurt.
It's not a stiletto-to-the-scrotum kind of pain, or a hematocele or anything serious like that, it's more like a deep, sorrowful groan. It's been there for a couple of months now, and this angst in my balls is not alleviated in the normal fashion: porn-induced heavy-duty masturbation. Someone a week or two ago here said that BKK is like a porn-substitute. Perhaps a better way to say it is that porn is a BKK substitute. Whatever the case, I have not been in BKK for a couple of years, which means the substitute has seen its fair share of use over the last few years.
In fact, I am fucking sick of porn. I've been watching so much porn that it just pisses me off at this point. Day in, day out, it just wears on you. It's actually oppressive. The more I think about it, the angrier and angrier I get. It just fucking pisses me off. I mean, if I have to watch Mike Adriano stick his goddam tongue into one more goddam prolapsed rectum, I swear I will just fucking___well, I'll probably pull out my dick and whack off good and proper, but [b]right after that[/b], goddamit, I will___Well, I'll probably be fatigued from the exertion, and so I'll need a little nap. But just as soon as I wake up goddamit___right after my tea and biscuits, and that re-run of Seinfeld, well THEN, yeah, I mean GODDAM, I'll___do something.
Anyway, back to my balls. I need to get my rocks off so bad, I can't think straight anymore. I look at dogs humping people's legs and I get an envious erection. The other day I dialed my doctor's number to make an appointment for a check-up just so he could cup my balls during the examination. Yah, It is THAT bad.
About two months ago my balls decided to file a labor grievance against me, something about intolerable work conditions. It began with the pain in the base of my ball-bag, which slowly grew to an intermittent buzzing, and then on to the current clanging of pots and pans. It was at that point that I decided something needs to be done, and I Kayaked flights to BKK. Thankfully, prices were not ridiculous, and I talked to my boss. I didn't tell her that I needed to get my balls sucked by a Tulip goddess, or have my asshole rubbed in a soapie by a slippery Thai teenage girl, or to give an anal-cranial to a gorgeous Baccara gogo girl. I told her that I had a great project that required travel to south east asia. The returns would be tremendous, and the time commitment would be minimal. She agreed, signed my authorization to travel papers, and I creamed my pants on the way out of her office.
Since then, I've been counting the days off on a calender, kind of like when I was in third grade and I would count the days off to the beginning of summer. Each time I tick one day off, my balls give me a little wink, kind of their way of saying 'attaboy. ' I've slowly gotten myself more and more into ISG (I couldn't bear to log on while I was on hiatus. That would be pure torture) , and I hope to contribute some reports in the near future.
Truth be told, the aching within me is not really physiological in nature. That is, it isn't really about physically ejaculating. As I alluded to earlier, I can do that anywhere, and indeed my pipes are pretty clear at this point. The allure of BKK is far more complex and interesting. The city, and the mongering experience it offers, is intoxicating for its variety and uniqueness. I enjoy hunting, I enjoy talking with the various girls (and almost-girls) , I enjoy finding the gem, hell, I even enjoy striking out once in a while. It's all part of the game, and I miss the escapist element in the whole thing. It allows me to escape the ho-hum of my regular life and to pretend I am someone else who has a far more care-free life.
The other thing mongering does for me is that it allows my creative side to flourish. My work back home is very technical and does not call for a lot of left-brain activity, so to speak. Instead, it is very mathematical, tight, coordinated, and precise. When I monger, everything falls loose. I fly by the seat of my pants, I wing everything, and if something fails, I improvise and try something new. That's exhilarating. Add to that my reports here on ISG, which are typically very wordy and creative, and you can see how unused parts of my brain get invigorated while I am in BKK. It feels like old leather being re-oiled, rubbed, brought back to life.
So I'm on my way back to the beautiful, bouncing bounty that is Bangkok. This trip will be much more abbreviated than my normal visits. This time I will be there only 8 days, as opposed to the regular 30 day jaunts. As such, every night will count more. However, I will also have a packed work schedule, like I will be working 8 out of 8 days from 8am until 5pm. I therefore expect my important (mongering) activities to get more and more strenuous as the days pass by, but you know what? I'll do my best to put new meaning into the words depravity and debauchery. After all, my balls deserve nothing less.
I don't have a particular point with this post, and so comments are not really necessary (although I'm sure I will get plenty of complaints and probably a good charring too). I have a couple more posts like this (preamble to my field reports, which should begin late in the week) , so please be warned. If you don't like the tenor of these initial posts, well, you're going to [u]hate [/u]my field reports too. Maybe now is a good time to put me on your ignore list. Here's how:
1. Log in to ISG.
2. Click on 'Settings' at the top of the page.
3. On the left side under 'My Settings', click on 'Edit my Ignore List. '
4. Enter Kumbu and hit 'OK'.
Carry your passport when in Thailand
[quote=marcos;1452138]be reassured that no thai law dictates that. at the same time, no law (if any) is an impediment to the cops to do what they want with you.[/quote]following is some info on the subject that may interest isg readers:
". the thai immigration law is that all foreigners must have on them (meaning on their physical person) proof of identity and legal status to be in country. in most all cases for non-thai nationals this is your passport.
the law also requires thai to carry i. d card at all times.
[url]http://www.tripadvisor.com/showtopic-g293915-i3686-k3955575-carrying_your_passport-thailand.html[/url]
there is a law in thailand which says everybody, thai or foreign, must carry identification. thais are issued with an i. d card which includes a photo which they are obliged to carry with them at all times. for tourists, a passport will be the most obvious form of i. d, but other forms of photo i. d may be accepted depending on the circumstances.
[url]http://www.thaizer.com/basics/carrying-your-passport-in-thailand/[/url]
i have seen reports in the newspaper that foreigners were fined for not having their passport with them.
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/[/url]
i was asked to show my passport once, when the club i was in was raided by police mainly looking for **** girls and yaaba users [and i'm neither of those. ]
i did have a friend though, he's a filipino. he went to don muang to meet a friend who was arriving there. the friends plane was delayed or something and so he went to sleep on a bench while waiting. the police came along and woke him up, and unfortunately he didn't have his passport on him. after all, he wasn't going anywhere, he was just waiting to meet someone. they locked him up for three days [over the weekend] before they would let him make a phone call to his boss to get someone to go to his room get his passport and bring it to bkk.
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/[/url]
section 58 in the act specifies that you have to have proof of lawful entry and an i. d, i. e passport.
section 59 says that you can be detained if you don't have this document.
i'm sure these sections can and are used to immediately detain people who do not carry their passport, there seems to be enough history of cases proving this.
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/page-2[/url]
i and several others were asked to present our passports last august while we were waiting for passengers at the chiang mai airport. all of us were quite berated by the immigration official who demanded to see the original passport and not a copy. he stated that it is the law and we as foreigners are required to carry our passports, and not a copy. (i tried to present a copy and he would not even look at it. he did take my drivers license for about ten minutes and then returned it, threatening to take me to jail if he caught me without my passport again.
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/page-3[/url]
however i, too, know of people who got fined respectively hauled to the immigration bureau (to get fined there, or rather bribing someone there!) for not having their passport with them, specially filipinos. they, however, didn't have dl's either, so i guess that was because had no i. d whatsoever. maybe asians fall into this trap easier. as they are being mistaken for illegal burmese or something.
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/page-3[/url]
but there will be no let up on the requirement for all foreigners to carry their passport with them all times, he (bureau commissioner wuthi liptapallop) said."this is for identification purposes. it is a law. every thai national must carry their i. d card with them at all times, so why should foreigners be exempt? to carry a copy is not acceptable because it is impossible to see whether it is counterfeit or altered. carrying a passport is not something we thought up in thailand, but a normal regulation in many countries. i have been to many countries and carried my passport with me all the time."
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/page-3[/url]
if he cannot show his passport on the spot when asked to do so we should not close our eyes to the fact that a policeman can do much worse under the law. he can detain the foreigner on suspicion of having entered into the kingdom in violation of the immigration act. detention could mean being locked in a cell at the police station until the foreigner proves that he entered the country legally and if he fails to so within a certain period he would have to be brought before a judge, who would then decide whether to issue an arrest warrant.
therefore, all things considered, it appears advisable and useful to carry one's passport at all times. a policeman can, if he wishes, decline to accept any document other than your passport, the original, as proof that you entered thailand legally and he can, if he wishes, detain you and lock you up until you provide such proof.
when a policeman gives you a 'fine' it is not a real fine, based on a law. he gives you the opportunity to dispel his suspicion about your being illegally in thailand by offering something else, a few banknotes, as proof in lieu of your passport. there have been reports by members that many policemen accepted also other papers such as a work permit, thai driving license, copy of passport, etc, as proof but this is of course at at the officer's discretion. he would have the legal right to play out the worst-case scenario if he wanted to, ie bring you the police station and lock you up until you show your passport.
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/page-3[/url]
yeah i assumed there is such a law after i was detained at the police station (soi 9 pattaya) until i could show my passport, my thai drivers licence was not considered i. d even though it has my passport number on it, luckily the drawer at home were i keep my passport was not locked and my missus was able to go home and get it for me.
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/page-3[/url]
only your passport will show that you entered thailand legally and are allowed to stay here. that is why they can insist on a passport.
you see, so far the closest thing we have found is section 58 of the immigration act, which does not require me to carry my passport at all times but which suggests to me that it is advisable to so. the failure to be able to produce the passport under this section cannot lead to a fine issued by a policeman, but to arrest, a court case and a court decision. at least this is how i read it.
[url]http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/212453-is-there-a-law-requring-foreigners-to-carry-passport/page-3[/url]
Baccara and 2500 for ST question
So I came to Bangkok yesterday afternoon and without much thinking went straight for Baccara around 20:30.
Did not have a few hours sleep which I was planning (and really needed) to have. After a wonderful experience in Macao just the night before I felt like the standard of what I expect is quite high now.
I see a few girls that pass my criteria of good looks which means I'll take someone back to the hotel tonight from that place. Just wouldn't have will and power to go to other bars or stay till late after having just a few hours of sleep in the last couple of days.
So I see that slim and hot girl. Number 105 she was. I think. Pretty short but very well shaped and weighting 35kg (I have a bathroom scale in my hotel room LOL).
Only thing is that you can clearly see she's pretty much sleeping on the stage and from her facial expression you can be almost certain she's not going to be a superstar. But she did look hot and that was the main qualifying factor for me.
I asked for her and some minutes later she comes dow and sits next to me. We have some random conversation (her english is not too bad). She's 23 and indeed has a very petite and well kept body. More or less perfect. Which means I'll have to have it.
The funny part comes when the talk of price starts (normally I won't ask the price but she started about it herself).2500 for ST. I got a little 'shocked' because I thought 2000 for ST was the standard asking price in the 'expensive' bars like Baccarat and Rainbow 4.
I usually wouldn't make a big deal out of it but just for the fun said that I can give her 2000. And a tip for taxi. Her answer was that she needs 2500 or she won't go.
I said OK and off we go. She suggested a ST hotel nearby but of course I insisted we go to my hotel which is close by too.
The business part was OK: DFK (not really fantastic but she didn't oblige as some girls would) , BBBJ (nothing special but ok).69, missionary, doggie and finish off all over her back. No CIM or face which I asked. No A level which I asked too. No photo which I asked too (which probably pisses me off more than everyhing else. Of course I mean just a normal photo, not a naked one or some crazy stuff). Although can't blame her for the latter. Strangers taking your photo would be a no no for me too. It's just that I like to have pictures for good memories.
All in all the performance was certainly nohing special but it wasn't terrible either. That pussy and ass tasted damn good. Still she clearly was one of the non enthusiastic and unmemorable encounters. But that's what Bangkok gogo scene is all about. A bit of a gamble. I know because I had the most amazing and memorable encounters in the very same bars and will try them over the next few days.
So this was it from yesterday.
Now back to the 2500 for a ST part. Yes I know I will be told off by some and I'm not proud of myself. Can some of the more experienced or locally based punters enlighten me if this has become a standard price? Or perhaps just a more common one? Or just an unusual accident and nothing to be worried about? Not that I'm going to cry over 500 Baht but it's just good to know because over the past 7 years or so it has always been 2000ST and 4000LT (if available) for even the hottest girls in the 'best' bars. Has this been changing lately?
Regards,
Tourist
