Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=RBDave;1456053]Having said that, I too do not carry my passport everywhere. Yes, it is theoretically possible that a cop will randomly search me and send me off the prison, but that's a risk I'm willing to take, knock on wood.[/QUOTE]Right, carrying your passport everywhere seems a bit paranoid and also carries a risk in itself (would you like to lose it along with your wallet to a pickpocket?). A simple photocopy in the wallet and the original looked up safely works for me. In the unlikely event that somebody with authority will demand to see my passport (come on, how often does this happen) I will show the copy and offer to retrieve the original for their perusal, should they require that.

It was back in about 2005, I was in a small room upstairs in massage place in Mong Kok, HK with a girl when the door was suddenly busted open. 2 mean plainclothed HK police busted in, staring at me and the girl. Luckily the girl had just arrived and we still had our clothes on.

He checked the girl's paper, which was OK, then he asked me for my passport. I carried a copy in my pocket just for this purpose. I gave him the copy but he would not look at it. I kept insisting which got him pretty mad. He was turning red in the face and started yelling at me to produce the original or he would cuff and take me to the station until I produce the original. Luckily I had the original passport in my back pocket, so I produced it. He let me go after warning me sternly about coming to HK to procure prostitutes.

Apparently the cops were after illegal immigrants, primarily mainland Chinese girls, who live illegally and turn tricks in HK.

I quickly walked down the stairs to get out. The stupid asshole triad gang who was guarding the door was just sitting there, smiling his stupid mea culpa smile. He was supposed alert the guys and girls fucking in those cubicles that LE is coming in, by flipping a switch to turn on all lights in the rooms. But apparently the police was familiar with this trick and prevented him from flipping the switch. If I were caught with my dick inside that girl, my naked ass would have been hauled to jail, waiting for days or weeks to see a HK magistrate for arraignment. Needless to say, I was pissed off at these stupid assholes.

After that incident I just forget about HK and went on to mainland China to meet the sweet, relaxed, beautiful mainland girls.

So carry a passport copy but also hide the original in a secured pocket, just in case you really need it.

[QUOTE=Pute Nut;1456145]Right, carrying your passport everywhere seems a bit paranoid and also carries a risk in itself (would you like to lose it along with your wallet to a pickpocket?). A simple photocopy in the wallet and the original looked up safely works for me. In the unlikely event that somebody with authority will demand to see my passport (come on, how often does this happen) I will show the copy and offer to retrieve the original for their perusal, should they require that.[/QUOTE]

Normally if I go to a gogo bar it would be about 9PM to 10PM. Today 1:20. I notice its a totally different set of customers at Suzie Wong. All the young guys. Early in the evening its the old guys like me or older still. Of course the best girls get taken early, or maybe some have returned to work already. No sign of Noo Dee the No. 1 girl for looks though. Anne with the double D implants is there however. I manage to find two of "my girls" in so I am all set quickly."Dtom", her tightness, and "Not" the very young and slim mother. Thai mother's day is coming up and Not's little one aged 3 will be putting on a show for mum. As dtom is heading for me, one of the young ones who looks like Andie Murray, tries to grab her, and talk to her, but she not understanding a word and trying to escape to get to me of course. I tell Dtom she can choose the young hansome man or me. There is no competition. I am a sure thing and he may be just fooling around.

Off we go to short time round the corner in "Asoke Place". Turns out "Not" and Dtom have never been on a double booking together and so Dtom is quite keen to molest "Not" a bit but a little unsure if Not is really into lesbian type stuff.

I get to kiss molest, DATY, and exquisitely fuck them both in various positions. Dtom has to be fucked first and she is tight and quite difficult to get in there, certainly not fully at the beginning, and so a rock hard hard-on is needed. A bit bigger pussy is a lot easier so save the bigger girls to last always just in case its starting to flag at all. No alcohol consumed so I am pretty right today. Not really likes a good licking and a good screw. She loves it and gets paid as well. What could be better. Gets drunk fairly regularly but has only had a couple tonight.

On way out about 3:45, we see Anne on her way home. She rushes back to us and turns out the objective is to hit me (not hard). Maybe she is complaining I did not BF her for 3 years. Not sure I am keen on the relatively new double D implants. She used to have a great body already.

Leaving Soi Cowboy close to 4 AM. Its amazing the number of girls waiting for a motorbike lift home, and most are in incredibly dishevelled poor condition very drunk or perhaps on Ice as well. A really ugly scene. I could not believe how bad these girls hanging at the 7eleven looked.

Pay day at SW is the 5th of each month. So never go to SW on the 6th guys. The line-up will be very poor once girls receive their monthly salary. However the line-up should be excellent on the 5th LOL.

Sneek home after 4AM. It is not known that I have been missing.

Farang style girls ve Asian style girls.

If you find yourself attracted to thai female construction girls. You have the farang style DNA.

If you find yourslef attracted to thai female office workers. You have the Asian style DNA.

A lot of farang have the asian DNA while no asian has the farang DNA. LOL. Exceptions duly noted.

Saying asians like slim with peroxide hair is just wrong. If that were the case all the slim prostitutes would have peroxidized hair. I think it has to do more with the sweetness of the face. Asians just don't like rough, hardened, leathery faces.

[QUOTE=Kumbu; 1455977]This is a report from Saturday, in which I detail some ups and downs in the gogo bars. No sex in this report, just descriptions of things that happen to a monger in this great city. My next report tells of the sexual escapades that happened after this portion of my night.

I had to work most of the day, and the exhaustions of late night tramping was catching up to me. At work the office girls' whispers were unusually blatant, with the glances and giggles at an all time high. That's ok, in the six years I have been working this gig, I have yet to bed one of these little cuties, and that record shall remain unblemished. Advice from my father is usually not about mongering or sex, but he once told me that even a dog does not shit in its own bed. That applies here for sure...[/QUOTE]Hey Mate,

Honestly please consider writing Fiction, I bet, it will turn into best seller, a grosser, you will not mongerer, the females will feast over you!

Cheers!

Came in a bit early and saw this new bar had an opening function a few months back.

Got myself a Singha and a stool to watch the crowd and the go go girls stream in for work.

After my fascination for watching cabin crew in airport, this would be my second fantasy.

[QUOTE=]What is to stop the police from planting yaba in your pockets and shaking you down? What is to protect you from the police from taking your passport and pretending you never had it? What is to protect you from the police doing anything they want to you? Nothing. I don't have any illusions about what Thailand is, a corrupt feudal plutocracy. I feel a lot of sadness for thais having to live with this system and keep on smiling. I'm simply saying that whatever protection you think you have is illusory because the only law here is that might is right.[/QUOTE]Wow. And people think I'm paranoid. LOL.

So your reason for not carrying a passport is there are no honest Buddha fearing cops in Thailand who would take you to the station for not having your passport? And there are no cops in Siam who would detain you for not having your passport if you were rude to them or ticked them off when they were having a bad hair day, or they felt like teaching this farang a lesson?

Dream on.

[QUOTE=Duniawala;1456036]Are you saying that when you go to the soapies and the gogo house and the chatuchak market you carry your passport with you? You must be freaking.[/QUOTE]Never been.

What do you go there for? The "live animals":

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatuchak_Weekend_Market[/url]

From 07 until a year ago I travelled with a copy & left the PP at home. Now vica versa. But I like the idea of someone who posted today, to take both.

When in Angels City I generally go for outcall. Treasures are locked up or hidden.

For incall in Hongapore or Annies I keep an eye (the third one) on my jewels.

I have to ask this, but what is up with some go-go bars not allowing "darker" skinned men inside? I am an American, and I'm not Indian but one might assume that at first. I've lived in the US a vast majority of my life, and if one ever has a conversation with me. They can easily tell this guy is clearly westernized.

Last year I went to LOS for the very first time and it was an amazing trip. Pattaya was fantastic, and BKK was a lot of fun and is easily one of my favorite cities in the world. However, I did run into one "negative" situation on Soi Cowboy. I believe the bar was Rawhide, I was by myself and approaching the entrance when the guy up front put his hand out and said "members only". I had read about this somewhere else, but is this really to do with my appearance of being a non-white? I was tempted to pull out my passport and wave several thousand dollars in bahts at him and tell him "that's cool, I guess all this will somewhere else." and just walk over to one of the other locations which had no issue with me being there.

So what's the deal with this? Is it that Thai people assume that men that look Indian are either cheap, or just not their type? Yeah there are plenty of other go-go bars that will welcome me and anyone else of any color inside, but I will not lie. It does bother me a little bit when I see a bunch of people walk inside Rawhide and as I am about to walk in I'm stopped by some guy who is clearly either assuming or being told not to let people of a certain origin inside. I do not believe I had the same situation happen at any other location on Soi Cowboy or in Patpong, I visited several go-go bars in both areas.

Any insight into this would be greatly appreciated, it's easy to say treat it like a business and know that there are plenty of other places you can go to and have fun. But this type of treatment is a bit disappointing to see, especially when it happens in front of a large crowd that is mixed with tourists and expats from every corner of the world.

[QUOTE=Streetwalker7; 1453923]I'm only patronize R4 during prime-time hours. 9-11pm. Thats the context for this post.

I'm also into light skin pretty girls. It seems K is brown boy who go for non-light skin.

If Kumbus reporting of Iranian, Arab, and Indians is true. It really is the end of R4 as a Ippun bar.

I've never seen a whole lot of middle eastern types, a few Indians maybe here or there as part of a multi ethnic group.

I do see a whole lot of whites, macho Italians, old, all kinds.

If past midnight and K is seeing stages full of gorgeous beauties. I'm a monkeys uncle. Of course this is where the preference in ladies shows up. If you into farang style girls it could be true. If you are into Thai and Ippun type girls-it can't be true. LOL...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Streetwalker7; 1456082]2. The panties came off and I thought I was in India or Sri Lanka. LOL.

3. The least horrifying, boobs in bra looked kind of odd. Bra cums off and it was OMG, one boob looked ok. The other one looked deflated like a flat tire. LOL.

Out of the last 10 girls I've chosen only been ok with 2. Don't think ill ever find a girl I want to do 150 sessions with again ever in my life. That was just one of those things. Just unexplainable how I clicked with that girl.

One bad drawback about MPs is you just have no idea what the body looks like. I'm disappointed more often than not.[/QUOTE]Two out of 10 is a very poor score. You have to be doing something a bit wrong or are incredibly unlucky. Maybe you want to learn a few things from others. LOL.

Firstly I collect a few super hot girls from classy Thai oriented Soapy shops, like Utopia, The Lord, or Amsterdam. Then you can have guaranteed regular good experiences with your Thai spec / DNA type girls, e. G. Chiang Rai girls seem to be my favourites if their face is not too broad or rounded and no fake nose or tits. Similarly for Oilies and bars. I find some places that consistently supply good girls, or when in doubt, repeat with a tried and true girl.

I have only tried 2 new girls in the last week. However both were great fun and sexy and definite repeat candidates.

In MPS I should ask the girls to stand up if they are seated as can gauge the body shape better. If the girl is wearing something that hides the figure too much, don't take her. (90% of time I can spot if the tits are fake despite the girl being dressed). It is harder to gauge tit sag. However with my recent Yorimichi girl, I could tell she had a great body before the clothes came off. Curves not hidden by the clothing. I admit that gogo bars where girl is completely naked has its advantages. No surprises, and can weed out a large percentage of the girls simply by body not right.

Maybe I take a bit more time to choose a girl and choose carefully. Patience sometimes needed. If a regular at certain Soapies and can trust a staff member, getting advice about the girls is possible too. At La Belle I know the papasan Oscar very well, but unfortunately his taste in girls is not like mine. He likes big tits and ass, fakes, etc. And I like slimmer. However he can still comment on the girl's service and popularity. He will say this girl gives great service. I will say, sorry she has ugly face for me. LOL. So perhaps La Belle is not my best hunting ground. Go to a place where the staff member really understands what style of girl you like.

If you are going to mention construction workers you should speak for yourself. We all have minimum standards of looks, and clearly no one is attracted to construction workers.

The girl you reviewed sounds fairly awful though. I guess she must have had at least had a great face? What shop would you find such a poor standard girl in?

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1456320]If you are going to mention construction workers you should speak for yourself. We all have minimum standards of looks, and clearly no one is attracted to construction workers.[/QUOTE]I am speaking for myself. The girls farangs chose for long time companionship more often than not look like your local construction worker rather than the local office girl.

It passes my eyeball test or I wouldn't say it. LOL.

I'm trying hard to read Kumboos reports but they are getting worse. I think guys say they like his report just because I say I don't. Noone wants to agree with me-even though I'm right. LOL.

Building rapport with a bargirl!

If they let you feel their niplles in the bar its almost a guarantee your short-time will be decent. LOL. Looking back all my agogo favorites let me feel them up in their bars. The one common denominator!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1456320]Maybe you want to learn a few things from others. LOL.[/QUOTE]Your situation is radically different from the very vast majority of forum members in that you speak Thai. I can't compare my way of doing things in a Spanish speaking country, with how a forum member who doesn't speak a word of Spanish will operate.

Thais' involved in P4P in the LOS have no use for Indians or Indian look-a-likes, period. Well known and fully discussed. Sorry but you're SOL. Read back 100 pages.

[QUOTE=Puntz79;1456315]I have to ask this, but what is up with some go-go bars not allowing "darker" skinned men inside? I am an American, and I'm not Indian but one might assume that at first. Any insight into this would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1456320]Two out of 10 is a very poor score. You have to be doing something a bit wrong or are incredibly unlucky. Maybe you want to learn a few things from others. LOL.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=David_33;1456502]Your situation is radically different from the very vast majority of forum members in that you speak Thai. I can't compare my way of doing things in a Spanish speaking country, with how a forum member who doesn't speak a word of Spanish will operate.[/QUOTE]Fluency in Thai does make a tremendous difference. Learning some basic polite phrases and sex related terms, which can be accomplished over the course of a trans-Pacific flight, makes a big difference. Over twenty years I made numerous trips to Thailand and thought I was pretty knowledgeable. I began reading ISG beginning of winter 2012-13 and I'm pleasantly surprised by how much I've learned from some of the other ISG members.