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[QUOTE=Questner;2633827]...https://whiskeria4x4.com.br/ Monday to Friday 1:30 pm to 03:00 am..[/QUOTE]Thanks for a great report.
Just to add that you may be denied entry at 4 x4 after 1 AM. Yes it is open. You can get out but may not be able to get in after 1 AM or even earlier.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2634552]I don't have an answer but you can buy two one way tickets and cancel the return flight once you landed. I don't think they checked return flight ticket but you never know. There is a possibility they will know your intention if you return flight is 180 days away because it is on the same trip so they will see it on their system.[/QUOTE]Doesn't airlines charge a fee for cancellations as well? I rather buy a round trip ticket than two one way tickets since the round trip ticket would be cheaper.
But I think I found a solution, which is to purchase a temporary flight reservation with a flight date within the 90 days. I think the Brazilian customs don't check for proof of return flight ticket but the airline do during check-in. And if the airline do ask for proof then I will have my temporary flight reservation to show them.
Hey guys! I'm thinking of booking a plane ticket to visit Brazil for the first time (currently in Mexico). I'm looking for advice on where to:
1. stay.
2. bang pay4 play 8's and 9's on a daily basis.
3. go partying to hook up with local civilians.
4. meet other foreigners / English speakers.
I'm in my early thirties, relatively fit and good looking, open and chill. I can handle my liquor and love to fuck.
I speak zero Portuguese (only very limited Spanish).
The plan is to stay in Rio from Dec 9th to 20th so if anyone wants to hang out once or twice and show me a good time I'd very much appreciate it.
Thanks!
[QUOTE=DreamCarnarvon;2634413]I'm planning for a 180 days stay (the maximum allowed) in the near future in Brazil. After my initial 90 days, I plan to apply for the additional 90 days. I did the same on my previous trip where I initially bought a 90 days round trip ticket and thanks to the airline's covid policy, was able to change my return flight date without any fees. However, this year the airline is no longer offering that policy. So I'm thinking of purchasing a 180 round trip ticket. My question is, since I will only be given a 90 days stay visa on arrival in Brazil, will the airline and Brazilian customs allow me to enter with my return flight 180 days away? Or will they require me to have a return flight within the initial 90 days given to me?[/QUOTE]How would immigration know you are going to stay for 180 days when you arrive? They don't ask to see your return ticket when you go thru customs.
PREFACE:
In the famous words of our 45th president: "sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business".
This post won't have loads of info with addresses and prices (a poster just did that recently and would highly recommend you check it out) but like my SP post it will detail my experiences and how it is when you have your boots on the ground.
I also want to clarify that I won't be sharing Harley's contact. I understand now why some forum members don't share their contacts as we've put in the work and established a understanding with the girls we've made contact with. I'd be like shooting fish in a barrel and the real fun is going out and finding / creating your own fun instead of just copying what I did to a T.
Read and take some ideas of what I did and apply it to a girl of your choosing. You just don't want to be Elijah wood in Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind (great movie, go watch it) and copy what another guy did to try and win a girl over without putting your own personal touch to it.
For some who think I'm being selfish by not giving this girl some business by sharing her contact, she actually is charging more than before and booking almost everyday compared to when I last saw her in Sept, I went back in Nov for a quick trip to SP and will be writing that report soon. It's bittersweet, so writing this post is me reminiscing and trying to relive that time in a marvelous city called Rio.
CHAPTER 1: So this is it, Huh?
I land in Rio on the 17th and have to wait for Harley to arrive as she missed her flight and had to grabbed the next available flight, I would later learn this would be a reoccurring theme that my life's author didn't mention. Flight prices weren't so bad for last minute trips, they were between $100-200 USD round trip to SP and RJ. She arrives and we head to our AirBnB that I got last second as I wasn't expecting company to be with me. I was staying in CopaNema which is the middle point where Copa and Ipanema meet. In hindsight I should have gotten a better hotel or AirBnB in Barra as I didn't need to be close to the action at least for the next 5 days. I always go with an AirBnB personally as it is much cheaper than a hotel in Copa or Ipa (mine was new and actually had a new hot tub in it) hotels are good options too but I like washing my own clothes and I'm not a messy person so I don't need maid service. Hotels can be good for guys who worry about girls stealing your stuff but I never had that issue and Rio is littered with cheap love motels so you can always do that as well.
What I like about Harley is that she got a kick out of little things, like seeing yellow taxi cabs. We unfortunately came when Rio's weather was not as the best as it could be and had to play it by ear. We also came literally the day after Rio implemented covid vaccine requirements to visit any of the tourist spots. Guess who wasn't vaccinated.
So we didn't get to see christ the redeemer, do the train ride, go up sugar loaf, museum of the future, visit the stadium, etc. It was a real bummer as this was her first time in Rio and we had to do whatever we could at that point.
But all of that didn't matter as she was a trooper and just rolled with the punches. She never complained about anything or asked for anything. One good thing about having a brazilian girl with you is that you can order stuff with Rappi and other delivery services that require CPF, so we usually just ate in. We would just eat burgers (TT Burger is a great local chain) and just make the most of it.
There's a pretty nice restaurant called Flutuante Rio that floats out by URCA but there can be a line as you need to be ferried there. Food is just ok but it's a great view and experience and pretty cheap. We ended up going to Lapa afterwards at night and it was decent as we went bar crawling but coming from Miami it didn't really do it for me personally as every place was small but that's just Rio in general. We ended the night by taking two lime scooters from copa all the way down to our AirBNB. It was like $2 USD for both of us so highly recommend, it's really fun! We were just two lovers enjoying this escape from reality. We ended the night with a steamy shower and sex. Although we had a great day I was worried we weren't going to be doing enough so I stayed up trying to find some fun things to do the next day. As I was doing that she was calling me to come to bed so we can cuddle and fall asleep together. Life was good.
The boat ride in barra I had stayed up to secure cancelled the next morning due to weather and I was pissed. I couldn't get any boat rides my entire stay as the weather would be nice in the morning but by noon it would get cloudy and start drizzling. Big disappointment to say the least.
We just ended up going to get some burgers and afterwards went to Vanity Love Motel because I'm a fan of mirrors and my Airbnb didn't have any. Vanity is actually one of the best low budget love motels in Copa as I went to Lido afterwards and that was really barebones and was the same price more or less. Panda and Love Time Hotel are the better upscale options but a drive from copa but not far.
Vanity has ceiling mirrors and I swear we looked like the renaissance painting, The Fisherman and the Syren by Frederic Leighton, 1858. I was living the dream I always had since I could remember. We would lie down and talk a bit and then go back at it. We spoke a weird mixture of Porto, Spanish and English. It was actually funny because it felt like we were talking our own special language. I do have to say after some time I did feel sort of stuck and wanted something different. At this point I didn't go to any termas or boates as I was with the ol ball and chain LOL I did really enjoy her company so it wasn't just the sex even tho she really did everything I wanted and with a smile. It really transcended into next level GFE as she would tidy up our apartment and would translate for me and wanted to do anything I wanted to do. I started to get the wandering eye as these cariocas are something else as well. There was a hot athletic morena with abs I was eyeing and was wondering why I was limiting myself to just one girl. Then my girl came from the corner and she looked at me with such tenderness I totally dismissed my previous thought. It just felt like a good connection. I did ask her if she wanted to go to a terma to pick a girl out with me to have fun with but she was taken back at this. She didn't want to and I left it at that as I was honestly happy with just her and just wanted to ask. Good thing I did instead of just taking her or else I would have been like Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver who gets the hot blonde but then messes it up when he takes her to a porno theater thinking that's a normal thing to do for a first date LOL For a first timer I would say this can be very difficult as Rio has so much to offer and Cariocas can be as or more easy going as well and there are so many options available, so you can suffer from FOMO. My first time in Rio I hit every terma and got lots of numbers and had a good time. Funny enough I hit up some cariocas that I met in January to ask where I should take this girl to have a good time and they were happy to help! Carioca girls are super helpful and getting their numbers can be very useful to get intel. These girls get flown out to dubai first class and travel to Italy and France with some rich dudes and I only sessioned once with these girls yet they were eager to help me out.
The next day we took a Jeep Tour around some forest areas and saw the place where the hang gliders jump off. There was more areas but due to covid we couldn't go with the Jeep so we had skip it. I swear I picked the best time to come. We ended with a trip to a waterfall that took a bit of footwork to get to. It was so muddy and I was a bit embarrassed we had to get so dirty to get to this place but she insisted it was fine and it reminded her of when she was a kid in Porto Alegre and use to explore the parks with her cousins. We get to the waterfall and it feels like a scene from a teenage coming of age movie where we just have a moment that just feels so surreal yet totally organic. It couldn't be more perfect. Found this experience on AirBNB and it was like $50 USD each.
We got dropped off at Copa beach and I bought some cheese on a stick and she got some maconha. For some reason all the banks we're refusing to let me withdraw money from the ATMs but luckily the beach sellers had card readers on them which I liked. Some might feel this can be sketchy but they put the amount in front of you and you swipe and only get charged that. I had no issues but some might find this too risky so always carry cash and if I had some I would do that instead.
We go back to our apartment and blow some steam and hit Fogo de Chao. Really nice all you can eat steak house and it really fills you up for $50 USD each. I never had so much steak so go with an empty stomach.
Harley was set to go the next day but I asked her to stay longer and she agreed to 2 more days. I bought her a round trip ticket so I had to dump that and get her a new one way. Oh well. I personally liked GoToGate and 1 Mil to get tickets, got some good deals.
Not everything was sunshines tho. This girl would sleep until noon or 1 pm so we could never do anything earlier than that. Shame since the sun was out hard before noon so we actually never got to see the beach in all it's glory.
But she made it up by cooking me dinner. We went to a supermarket and even though we had only been together for 5 days it felt like several months and we felt like a married couple living our usual routine. It was a delicious dinner and I had to nap from the sheer dopamine I got from it. She put her hair in a bun, no make up, put on my clothes as pajamas and we slept the night away. I could have died that day and would have been fine with it.
The last day was terrible. It was rainy, windy and cloudy. We went to a beach in barra and quickly decided that was a horrible idea. We then picked a random burger joint and had our last dinner. It was in a weird plaza kinda inland of barra but it was actually pretty decent and the owner gave us extra attention. It wasn't how I pictured our last meal but it didn't matter because she liked it and I liked just having her around.
We went to the airport and turned out my bank cancelled the ticket because they thought it was fraud. So we had to buy it at the counter. Wasnt so bad but be aware to check so you don't run into this issue. Her plane didn't leave for another 1. 5 HR so she asked if I wanted to stick around with her until she had to leave. At this point I was exhausted and kinda annoyed with the mix up and I was going to meet with another forum member I had left alone since I was with harley the entire time. I told her it was best to get thru security and just be ready to board so she doesn't miss her flight and she agreed. As she stepped across the line and looked back, tears were flowing. Mentally I was ready for her to leave but emotionally I wasn't. We hugged like we were never going to see each other again. Like this was a dream and I was about to wake up. I couldn't say anything and I was just glad we had to wear masks. Looking back I wish I had stayed the extra 1 HR with her at that airport.
She left and I went to go meet my old combat buddy from SP.
CHAPTER 2: A Shipmate and the Sirens.
I went to go meet a forum poster who I met in SP and originally was going to show around Rio since it was his first time. Things changed of course. We hit terma Cancun and it was one of the best small terma in centro but it only had 3 girls so pretty dead. We then went to 4 x4 but all the good girls were hanging around some rich brazilians in the vip section so it was bust. We then went to centaurs and he had previously went before and brought two sisters that he talked to before. Before they came 2 sets of girls came up to me and tried to pitch me a "deal" they wanted to offer me for a threesome. I passed and they got annoyed. These sisters on the other hand were very relaxed and just chatting. There was a rich well known brazilian guy eyeing one of the sisters so we each took one sister. Funny enough as soon as I got to the room my buddy asked if we can switch sisters. I actually liked the other sister more so I agreed. I had to go downstairs and explain everything to the other sister and we made the switch at the very last second LOL we actually left at closing time so at 5 am. We got dinner at a nearby place and we shared war stories. Just a few hours ago I was broken but a good buddy can change all that. Highly recommend you try to meet other forum members and see how it goes. Can make a huge difference. Unfortunately my buddy was being shipped back home the next day. We got some lunch at the beach the next day and there were two non pros we were eyeing that actually started a convo but there was no time so we abandoned that. Would have been interesting.
Evening came and I was last man standing. I headed to solarium (my fav terma) and scoped it out. It's a really chill terma and I like a more relaxed atmosphere. Girls can vary but I always find a 6-9 average. Plus the girls have good attitudes which to all the veterans, they know this goes a long way. Met a skinny branca and took her with me. It was her first day there, she didn't know where the rooms were. Her BBBJ was the best! It was like she was trying to use my dick as a straw and suck the cum out of me. She was super energetic and it was a great session. She didn't give her whatsapp which I found weird but I later found out she was a MABs girl so guess she didn't like to have regulars. I went again the next day and found a petite mexican brazilian branca and she was just like a sex doll. Super fun and again no pressure to do anything when we were talking. Solarium has really good clean rooms so I really put it as the best terma for value and atmosphere. Centaraus might have hotter girls but some can be pushy and in solarium girls would be fine just talking a bit, answering your questions and you can get a good pernoite deal.
After I went to Casablanca Boate. I really liked it. It's 100 reais to get in but you get 2 free drinks. It's pretty small but the girls were really quality. There was a good mix of girls. I was pissing so much from all the free drinks from the other places I've been that I ended up just asking a petite girl named stephany if she wanted a drink on me. She looked kinda annoyed but as soon as I said that she perked up. We ended up talking a bit and she was bi. I had talked to an italian carioca earlier and she liked her too. So I asked if she wanted all 3 of us to go together and she nodded excitingly. They both wanted 400 and take out was 100 each. They have 1 room in Casablanca but I heard it was so small and dingy it wasn't worth it. I didn't take the italian girl first because she said she only does CBJ but changed her mind after she saw steph do me BB LOL we went to lido which again was just ok but it was a 4 min walk from Casablanca. Stephany was actually impressed with my stamina and was aroused to see me dominate the other girl. We all left happy and steph took me to another boate named kalabra but it was so noisy and smokey I left after 10 minutes.
I ended up going to Casablanca and met steph again. We talked again and were scoping out the place for our new partner but I decided we should go to Dolce Vita since I never went there and wanted to check it out. Just a quick sidenote, none of the girls wanted to do a pole dance at any of the boates. It was really weird. I asked a few to do it and I would buy them any drink if they did but they were all way to shy to do so. Kinda weird as in the US every basic girl is learning how to pole dance for "exercise" LOL.
Anyways we go to DV and I pick out a morena and we go to lido. Again my performance impresses. This time around steph wants my load for her mouth and I tease her by telling her to wait until I feel I'm done with the morena LOL I swear this girl was a sex kitten because her eyes would dilate like a cat whenever I started to tease her. I decide to let the morena breathe and give steph her reward.
We leave and steph tells me of this great party place at Vidgal which is the nicer favelas. She never went before because she's too scared of places like that but she trusts me to protect her. So we set it up for the next day and part ways.
Next day we meet for the party in the afternoon. I couldn't buy the tickets because a CPF was required so she got them for us. There was a discount if you brought some food for the needy so she got those too.
I personally think it's best to get a rio girl to hang out in the daytime instead of going to a prive. Prives are ok but I don't think they're worth the trouble and you honestly can get a better experience touring with a rio girl in the day time and bang afterwards and then do the termas at night. Rio girls are always down to have fun so really doesn't take any convincing just pick the right girl.
We get to vidgal and you have to get a motorcycle ride to get up to the top. It was only 15 reais and kinda exciting going up and down that way. Party was pretty lively and fun. The plan was to go to ASHA club afterwards but I later found out it was closed that night so kinda bummed me out. Funny enough there were some couples who wanted to swap at the party but steph didn't like the guys. One couple was super determined and followed us to get a last attempt but steph shut it down LOL it was kind of funny to see the other guys trying to diss me to get to steph but she wasn't having none of that and put them in their place. We ended up staying for 6 hours. I got tired towards the end and had to sit down. As the night went by I started to miss harley. The band were playing love songs and even though I couldn't understand it I felt it. All this time I was just trying to convince myself I would be ok in rio without her and tried to make a new experience. I told steph about her and how we spent a great trip together. She saw her pic, was really impressed and asked me why I was being a dumbass and not with this girl and still in rio. She made me write a message to harley to meet in SP and so told me I better be on the way to SP tomorrow or else. I thanked her for her help and being understanding, we called it a night and parted ways.
Harley still hadn't written back as she sleeps away the day so I was just waiting for her response. Idk it just felt different without her. I got so used waking up next to her and just doing mundane stuff. The walls would echo with our laughter and all I could see were the shadows of moments we had all over the apartment. It was terrible. I then got a message from a carioca I was supposed to meet earlier but had to postpone because of harley. She just flew back from a trip for the day to visit me since we planned it weeks ago. I told her my situation and she suggested we get lunch and she'd be happy to just listen and lift my spirits. As I was about to leave harley messaged me that we could meet that day and so I told my rio girl I had to cancel and go see harley. I thought she would have been pissed because she interrupted her trip to see me but she was actually excited for me and rooted me on to go. I owe her lunch. I had to cut my airbnb short, no refund. I had to dump my return flight from my round trip back to the US as it was RJ-SP-US, so no refund. I packed all my stuff as quick as possible and got an uber straight to SDU. Got the next flight to SP and maybe strike lighting twice.
CHAPTER 3: Ulysses reunites with Penelope.
I grab the nearest hotel on the plane ride since I literally had nothing and needed to organize this very last minute plan. Went with a 5 star hotel since they wouldn't give me any trouble checking in late.
Harley comes over and it's like we picked up where we left off. I actually noticed then that I hadn't eaten anything those past 3 days in rio and was starving. Instead of going to the gourmet restaurant downstairs she suggests burgers. I told her I wouldn't have it any other way. The burgers get delivered and the staff looks at us funny as we bring our cheap food to their fancy establishment LOL.
We rekindle the flame and later watch some youtube and doze off to another dream that wasn't the one we were currently having. We had a nice view of the famous bridge in SP and the way the lights lit the night I knew I made the right decision.
We wake up late and get some burgers and go to an arcade center to play some games. I switched to an airBNB so we ended up going there afterwards. Funny enough the AirBnB was where she used to live and she was having nostalgic flashbacks. It was like I knew her already. We shared an intimate last night and I couldn't have been more happier with my decision.
I left her this time around with a smile.
As soon as I got to GRU, American screwed me over with delays so if you can avoid them do it. They're the worst.
CHAPTER 4: Don't tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
As I write this, the memories dance and whisper their sweet tales to me. At first I wasn't so sure if it was a good idea to be with one girl in rio as I do like variety and 5 days to start was pretty long. I'm glad I did because I finally achieved that elusive brazilian super GFE.
Funny enough my fellow crew mate came again in Nov with me and he found the same thing on his 2nd trip like me. I guess 2nd time is the charm. Your 1st time is scouting and learning the ropes and 2nd time you will have a better time.
But like I said I write this with some new knowledge and time changes everything.
It's a bittersweet poetry.
But isn't that how life always be.
I'll leave you with the words of the great Robert Frost that sums it all up.
"Nature's first green is gold.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;.
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief.
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay".
Bearsi so great to read this. As U know I have been waiting with baited breath for this write up. Honestly it was even better as you found what you call "super GFE" and I think this is a great word for it. So many guys here just want the sex. But I too am addicted to super GFE. I of course had this with Thifany the Brazilian but now also with Alexa, Mika, and Kayla via Seeking here in the states. I sometimes say to do Seekibg right you have "to fall a little in love". And yes as a result it has a bit of heart ache and melancholy when apart. But damn it's totally worth it!
Thanks again for the amazing contribution!
Leaving aside the mundane questions of legality, when do you become a Brazilian?
I ponder these questions as I use my new bong, bought for a very affordable $35 reais at Praca XV, at Tabacaria Africanus. Perhaps Plato asked these questions as he wandered around ancient Athens. Perhaps the muse, a 18 year old whose lovely pussy is milking the sperm out of my gonads as many nights a week as I want, has messaged me back on zap (whatsapp). Is there a meaning in life beyond balancing Belladonna who has the world's best ass, against Nia Nacci who has the world's best tits?
I have been here for 21 months. I plan to stay. I have lawyers back in Lugano -- they can deal with the bank, the condo, the guns. Just let me know if there is a war with Italy or France. Otherwise, Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, Swiss Naval Intelligence, on loan to Union Bank of Switzerland, Business Development Department for Sovereign Wealth Funds, South America, has gone native. I've lived in Transamerica for 17 months. The lifeguards try to sell me weed, and invite me to Vidigal. I should go. Those dudes could get me plenty of bitches.
Every now and then, I think about going back. Oh. There is a return flight credit I need to extend by month end. Or not. I am banking so much cash by renting the Lugano waterfront condo, and putting the mortgage on hold for Covid reasons, that I have put away enough money to live in Brazil for years. That is on top of the monthly income from being a retired Lieutenant Commander, and the priceless quality of being one of Switzerland's Own Teufelhunden.
Tonight, I have a date set up with a old favorite who has big natural tits.
[QUOTE=Nounce;2625971]Your question is too broad. It depends on a lot of factor and the range is very wide. If you live in an area with a lot of gringo then the price will approach US.
Brazil is far more developed so it will be more expensive on average but the food choice is much better so for most people cost may not be the deciding factor[/QUOTE]I have personally found Bogot cheaper than Rio de Janeiro in pretty much all areas.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2633155]Proof of vaccination needed to enter bars, shopping's, hotels, restaurants, uber etc.
[URL]https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/2021/12/6288702-comprovante-de-vacinacao-passa-a-ser-obrigatorio-para-a-entrada-em-bares-shoppings-e-hoteis-no-rio.html[/URL]#foto=1.[/QUOTE]Vaccine mandate for malls, taxis and Uber was revoked the next day:
[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/g1.globo.com/google/amp/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2021/12/03/prefeitura-do-rio-publica-no-diario-oficial-mudanca-no-decreto-de-exigencia-do-comprovante-de-vacina-contra-covid.ghtml[/URL]
The question is now: when will they revoke the vaccine mandate for hotels, pousadas and holiday apartments?
[QUOTE=Lievre;2635095]The question is now: when will they revoke the vaccine mandate for hotels, pousadas and holiday apartments?[/QUOTE]No hurry. The majority of the gringos going to Brazil are vaccinated. There are some exceptions, actually I read today in the Brazilian paper about a 52 years old French guy who is in the hospital in Ribeirao Preto seriously ill in covid-19. He wasn't vaccinated. He would have been luckier staying at home I guess.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2634039]There is a small chance that governor Castro can make Eduardo paes change his mind.[/QUOTE]Good work, Castro. Now Paes is considering having fireworks on New Year.
[URL]https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/2021/12/6292091-paes-considera-manter-os-fogos-em-copacabana-apos-cancelar-o-reveillon.html[/URL]
Great report Bearsi!!
I also look forward to and prefer a super GFE weekend over trying to bang different girls every afternoon and night. I personally like to create a vibe between us and it takes time to be comfortable with each other. Can't happen in an hour or two. It takes a few hours to an overnight to develop. Then the fun begins.
My next trip is in January and I have booked a two day trip to Buzios with the girl from Scandello that spent the weekend with me in SP last time and then back to SP for a day or two together before it comes to an end. Let's see how it goes. Will report back.
[QUOTE=Lievre;2635095]Vaccine mandate for malls, taxis and Uber was revoked the next day:
[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/g1.globo.com/google/amp/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2021/12/03/prefeitura-do-rio-publica-no-diario-oficial-mudanca-no-decreto-de-exigencia-do-comprovante-de-vacina-contra-covid.ghtml[/URL]
The question is now: when will they revoke the vaccine mandate for hotels, pousadas and holiday apartments?[/QUOTE]And bars, nightclubs and restaurants? I have asked some friends in Rio if this is true and they have told me that some places are asking for proof of vaccination but not all. I'd like to know have restrictive they plan on being and how much they can actually enforce these "mandates."
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2634827]Leaving aside the mundane questions of legality, when do you become a Brazilian?
I ponder these questions as I use my new bong, bought for a very affordable $35 reais at Praca XV, at Tabacaria Africanus. Perhaps Plato asked these questions as he wandered around ancient Athens. Perhaps the muse, a 18 year old whose lovely pussy is milking the sperm out of my gonads as many nights a week as I want, has messaged me back on zap (whatsapp). Is there a meaning in life beyond balancing Belladonna who has the world's best ass, against Nia Nacci who has the world's best tits?
I have been here for 21 months. I plan to stay. I have lawyers back in Lugano -- they can deal with the bank, the condo, the guns. Just let me know if there is a war with Italy or France. Otherwise, Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo, Swiss Naval Intelligence, on loan to Union Bank of Switzerland, Business Development Department for Sovereign Wealth Funds, South America, has gone native. I've lived in Transamerica for 17 months. The lifeguards try to sell me weed, and invite me to Vidigal. I should go. Those dudes could get me plenty of bitches.[/QUOTE]Good story, bro.
Not really wanting to spark the great SIM card debate as I know people say getting one is simple, I must be doing something wrong.
Here's my experience from a non CDF & a little Portuguese speaking perspective.
2 years ago I tried to get a SIM in Copa but failed, also failed in Centro.
So yesterday I tried the Americanas store which has been previously recommended here but they said no in two places. I didn't want to go to Centro this morning so headed to Rio Sul Mall as it was in walking distance of my hotel. All phone shops said no, Vivo, claro, TIM but Vivo were helpful. Sent me to Fourth floor tucked into a corner is a shop called 'casa y video' they offered 3 sim cards (no calls or data) no ID required, I took the Vivo 20 reais. Then went back to Vivo and they were very helpful and loaded it for me, they needed my passport. 100 reais per month, 3 GB a week limit (I don't understand why Vivo can't sell a SIM but will load it).
I'm sure there may be cheaper / easier ways of doing this but this as a member of the great unwashed this worked for me.