The Ship Captain is quite frustrated living in his Open Air Brothel
[QUOTE=Allover;2970310]I'll bet Stub has less money than anybody he is attacking in this forum and he left the USA and DR under bad circumstances. That even includes Oakie. For regular readers of the Thai forums that don't know, Oakie lives in the DR and had enough of Stub's bullying and bragging. [b]Oakie came to this section, jizzed on Stub's face and returned to the DR forums where he lives[/b]. [/QUOTE]Now, The Ship Captain had to be quite triggered from him to do what [U]Allover[/U] is describing in the above post. The Ship Captain has not denied his words. Is [U]Allover[/U] lying?
[QUOTE=Oakie;2974566] While getting cheap sloppy seconds from the street dregs on Beach Road. That's not the way real high rollers roll, LOL.[/QUOTE]Completely uncertain as to why the Ship Captain needs to lie about me. But it seems I am his new hobby. What he writes about me could not be future from the truth.
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2972391][B]Are you telling you don't spend any money while in Thailand[/B]? I cannot go out for less than 3500 THB. Sometimes that includes a booty bill some times it does not. I was just in Heaven Above the night before NYE and I spent 10,000. I picked up everything at the table, set ups, Lady Drinks for the girl entertaining him, Lady Drinks for my girls. I keep them flowing. She was like I'm a little drunk. The Tequila got me. It was her choice she requested them.
I still had my two bottles. There is a enough for one more party before I have to re-up. In case you forgot it I got the Goose and the Makers working. Mamason drinks vodka and cranberry. Bought her a drink. She did not like the house brand while she was at my table. I was like pour up the The Goose and mix it up with he cranberry. I like the same thing.
You know what they say: [B]Goose got me loose[/B]!
That includes the bar fine and her fee for the night. We were in my room by 0000 and she rolled out at 0750. I checked my watch as she left out the door. Two BBBJCIM one CFS Boom Boom. Based on her request and my personal limitations. My dick still works so I can pound away on that nasty thing while wearing a condom. Plus I keep a water based lube because they can dry some girls up. This was not a problem for here. If you had a pin hole camera somewhere in my room you might have saw my head between her legs and her twisting and turning while making sexy noises as she orgasmed twice and her squirt wound up on my face both times. I am not saying that happened. Just that you might have seen that if you had the right surveillance equipment in my room. It was the second best experience that I have ever had since I have been posted up in Pattaya. She had a gorgeous body and treated me even better like an absolute KING! She made us coffee in the morning and over coffee we discussed how things worked in the club and her personal finances. DAMN! Those [B]Jedi Mind Tricks[/B] I have been studying are working.[/QUOTE]I see you still have [U]CoolieHigh[/U] as your court jester entertaining your subjects about the amazing ways of Tio Shit Captain to all readers of the [B]Sosua Reports[/B] thread. ROTLMAO!
More lies about me from The Ship Captain!
[QUOTE=Oakie;2974566]But when you dropping my name in the Thailand, Philippines, Columbian and Dominican Republic Forums[/QUOTE]The internet never forgets right? [B]Show me a reference to you that I made in the Philippines or Columbian threads[/B]!.
I live rent free in the mind of The Ship Captain
[QUOTE=Oakie;2974566]But you just can't move on, you take me everywhere you go! I should charge you rent![/QUOTE]Charge me rent? That is laughable. When you reach into the Santiago Section to respond to a post I placed there that had NOTHING to do with Sousa and then repost it in the Sosua Reports thread in order to gain wider exposure and to further display your need to troll me (and to increase you post count) it tells me that you are the one letting ME live in your mind rent free.
More Male Bovine Excrement piled higher and deeper
I speak nothing but truth. That is why the Ship Captain spends so much time hating on me!
[QUOTE=Oakie;2974566]While getting cheap sloppy seconds from the street dregs on Beach Road. That's not the way real high rollers roll, LOL.[/QUOTE]You have never stepped foot in Thailand. [B]What you know about [U]Beach Road[/U] or about being a high roller[/B]. You are a [B]International Player Hater[/B]. But you don't know even the basics of being a man. You should not hate the player, you should hate the game. LOL!
When getting empanadas delivered by [I]Paco[/I], a bottle of Brugal and Netflix and chill is the big night in with the Dominican Prostitute you decided to wife up for 8 years. Doesn't she get tired of the cheap ass lame shit and your [B]male bovine excrement[/B]?
[QUOTE=Oakie;2974566]I'm happy to mind my own business here in my puta paradiso. [/QUOTE]No you are not. You are over in the [B]Pattaya Rants[/B] threads giving advice to real [B]International Tricks[/B] in a country you have NEVER set foot in. That is your EGO at work!
Not interested in being a [B]International Trick[/B]? Once again you are spouting your [B]male bovine excrement[/B] relating stories of you doing exactly that.
[QUOTE=Oakie;2973938]Some honorable mentions:
La Huerta in Acapulco. There with my bro after my divorce. Dozens of cute chicas and a dance floor. Girl, perfect for me, came over and sat on my lap, hugged me all night. I told bro to just leave me in Mexico, I was going to marry her! I meant at the time, but she wasn't there the next time.
Caesars Spa in NY City. Two absolute beauties in the Bacchus Room. No rush. Made all my dreams come true, then watched the Ali-Spinks fight in the lounge.
Prague in some bar on a side street with some international beauties. Actually got ripped off by the owner in the end, but it wasn't much and I went home happy! Well worth it.[/QUOTE][B]ROTFLMAO[/B]!
Not everyone agree with you Oakie and you are not the last and final word about Sosua
[QUOTE=Oakie;2972191]When I said [B]"Sosua is MORE than a 2 block stroll on Pedro.[/B].[/QUOTE]A very well respected poster on ISG disagrees with you.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2974624]No need for apps in Sosua. [b]The mongering is only 2 blocks[/b].[/QUOTE]This aligns with my experiences.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2974624]If Walmart was right outside of your door, would you need an app? Besides, it will more than likely be the same girls outside, but may try to charge you more because you used the app.[/QUOTE]Makes a good point.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2974624]Ain't really that much mongering to do. Go outside. See a chick. Take her to the room. Do the same thing over again. It is not like Thailand where there is an unlimited amount of places to go to pick up chicks and things to do.[/QUOTE]Aligns with my actual experiences of doing more than just strolling down Soi 6 in Pattaya via the internet. That one experience along was worth the initial flight and simply does not compare to the [U]Open Air Brothel[/U] known as Sosua.
[QUOTE=Oakie;2973938]I've strolled down Soi 6, Soi Cowboy courtesy of Google Street views, but it doesn't interest me![/QUOTE]Every experience I have ever had about a place IRL has NEVER compared to the anything I have seen on the internet before or since.
Look up Las Galeras on the internet. Pretty pictures. [B]Being there in person is an entirely different story[/B]! Same way in Thailand. I have been to Sosua, Pattaya and Las Galeras so I can speak with authority and experience on all three along with many other places in the Dominican Republic.
Does your foot taste good Oakie? Because you be deep throating it on a regular basis!
[QUOTE=Oakie;2974566]Even your 2 former bum buddies, Tempoecorto, and [b]EverythingThai[/b] (decent guys, both) [u]seem to have distanced themselves from you[/u]! I don't see them posting anymore, and that's a loss to the Forum. Shame on you. LOL.[/QUOTE]What was that you were saying Oakie?
[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2975089]Could the parties involved with all this krap kindly give it a rest? I think enough is enough guys. Sub, Allover, Nyezov, Explorer, and UglyAzzMan Let's all make a deal. Let's post 10 field reports for every 1 rant post. This place will then improve 10 fold. Real reports though. Not just one liners. Where you went, who you fucked, how much it cost you, and would you repeat.[/QUOTE]Oakie, you were saying again?
[B]ROTFLMAO[/B]!
Curious as to how you know Tempoecorto and EverythingThai are [I]decent guys, both[/I] when you have never met either of them. Are they not both:
[QUOTE=Oakie;2974956]some anonymous internet ranter I have never met[/QUOTE]I on the other hand know them both IRL. You are in no position to speak on me nor either of them. On your [B][i]court jester[/i][/B] and [U]Cult of Oakie[/U] worshiper [I]Coolie High[/I], yes! You know him intimately and have my permission to speak on him as much as you want!
What an anger problem looks like
[QUOTE=Allover;2975375][b]*For those that don't know Oakie, a well respected poster in the DR forums, he caught wind of Stub's behavior in the Thai threads. Oakie came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face, and returned to the DR forums.[/b][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Oakie;2975373]Glsd to hear is Subcmdr (See Note 1)! With your "stack", and Big Black Dick, you got it made. So you won't need my mentoring and advice anymore! Time to strike out on your own! Time to find another reliable pen pal!, who will always respond to your cries foe help! I was spending far too much of my valuable time with you anyway. Buh, bye and good luck![/QUOTE]With your Dominican Prostitute providing you with 8 years of loyal service (and I hope you have 8 more), Poco the moto guy delivering you empanadas, [U]]Collie High[/U] on bended knee kissing your ring and Canada about to become the 51 state, your [I]puta pueblo[/I] life sounds absolutely peachy to me. Nothing but smiles for you. I wish you continued enjoyment while living as a [B]Sexpat[/B] in the [U]Open Air Brothel[/U] known as Sosua.
[B]ROTFLMAO[/B]!
Note 1: [I]Corrected my handle as the anonymous poster known as Oakie either does not know to spell or has a hand eye coordination problem brought on by advanced age[/I].
