Tantra massage. Bad experience
Dear Fellow mongers,
I have been hesitating a lot before posting this because I do not like to say something bad about someone. But I just read several negative reviews on different threads and thought that these were useful as they contribute to making us take inform decisions. Of course, please take this review with a pinch of salt, as these things depend a lot on expectations, feelings and other factors that are difficult to grasp.
Firstly, let me say that I really like tantra massage. I had some great experiences in Spain and Belgium (see my other reports) in Europe as well as in Asia (Thailand and Bali) and always try to find one tantra provider when I am traveling for work. I like it a lot, but I am not a tantra freak with all the philosophical mess. I just enjoy it because I think that it is relaxing, sensual and very erotic (and also because it is sometimes done with much more attention than a mechanical encounter with a working girl). The downside of this is that it can be a bit more expensive, but if I get what I expected, I am ok with it.
Ok, enough talking about myself.
So I was in Geneva for work and had been looking for a tantra place on the web. Could not find much, but some fellow mongers on a francophone website indicated a provider that can be found on a tumblr called "massagenaturiste" (put name and tumblr in google and you'll find it). Let me say here that the person that gave me this contact indicated that he himself had not tried it. So I had a look at the tumblr and thought that it was exactly what I needed. The lady looked stunning on the pictures, she looked serious about the massage and the area was not too far from my hotel.
I contacted her through email and the appointment was easily taken. The location is easy to find and I was there at the time expected.
First strange thing, between the time I called her to go up and the time she opened the door, she took more than 5 min. I was trying to call her again but she would not pick up. But these things happened, so I did not mind too much.
The girl opened the door and she indeed seemed very good looking although she did not look in great form (more on this later). She led me to the bathroom which was not the most modern and clean one (for swiss standards) , but still acceptable (I have seen much worse). However, as I was getting out of the bathroom, I heard that she was on the phone saying that she was sick and that she had been taking medicines because of a cold.
Indeed, cold she was. Nothing to say about her body, slim and fit with big natural C-Cup breasts and a very nice ass, but her massage was very average. She did not talk (barely answering my questions) , constantly sniffing because of her cold and it did not seem that she was paying particular attention to the massage.
After the flip, she offered the happy ending but my buddy was not up and she could not help much. She anyway seemed uninterested. I told her to stop and went to the bathroom to wash the lotion and get dressed. I think that it lasted 45 min in total, but I did not care about the 15 min lost as I had not enjoyed the 45 min of massage at all.
The funniest thing was that as I was out of the bathroom, I could hear her washing the dishes in her kitchen as if she was alone at home.
Anyway, all in all, very disappointing. 200 CHF was the price for this unworthy encounter. Again, maybe I was unlucky, there was no feeling, she was sick, etc. But when I read all the be*llsh*t she writes on her tumblr about sensuality and erotism, I want to laugh. Honestly, if her ad was less bragging about tantra, I would have had less expectations.
You have understood me, I really do not recommend this provider. If you had a good experience with her, please share, I would be happy to hear that I was unlucky.
Cheers,
Zef