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[QUOTE=Opebo]Haha, I have to say that only sounds like a good way to get rubbed raw (you know saliva is a digestive juice). But I couldn't agree more with your lazy man's ways in the sack. Who wants to 'please' a woman?

That said, since I became a totally selfish bastard, and stopped ever giving a thruppenny damn about licking that stuff, etc. , I find if anything I get better reviews. Most women as it turns out just like to be roughly banged, inseminated, and treated cavalierly. Neat! [/QUOTE]Getting rubbed raw from a digestive juice, hmmm. Never thought of it like that before, but it sounds reasonable. Though I guess the weiner is quite a hardy organ, since the only side effects I've experienced from 2 hour BBBJs is the wrinkly dried up prune look afterwards, on the dickhead only, like I've gotten on my hands after a long soak in in the tub. And maybe minimal soreness which quickly dissipates. Well worth it for the drug like testosterone ecstasy experienced, especially in the second hour. BTW also much bigger loads than 10 minute bing bam, thank you maam, boom it's over sex. And being able to enjoy ejaculating up to 5 times within minutes after the initial blast off.

I've enjoyed hours long sessions of BLS much more often than with BJs with no apparent problems, assuming the lady is not too rough with either service, e. G. Getting the teeth too involved, or has not recently eaten extra spicey som tam. BTW, while she licks and sucks on the balls and thereabouts, I masterbate simultaneously, using some KY or a similar product.

At times in the past I used my own saliva as a lubricant to masterbate for hours at a time without any damage. The pre ejaculatory semen and precum that eventually leaked out also provided natural lubrication. I would think these 2 natural lubes would also be involved with a 2 hour long BJ, and may protect the organ from being damaged by the prolonged contact with saliva. But that wouldn't explain why the saliva does not damage the balls after hours long sessions of BLS.

In a related activity, mouth to mouth kissing on the lips for hours, I have sometimes found my upper and or lower lip getting a bit sore after an hour. Other times I've gone for 3 hours with no pain. I use a lot of lip balm and tons of my own saliva errupts into my mouth during these sessions, though it seldom gets near my lips to lubricate them since I swallow it. Many ladies do not like sloppy kisses, but I find that some slobber on me quite a bit, which may help as a lube and to keep the area from pain.

I wonder if saliva as a digestive juice loses some of its ability to digest once exposed to the air, or if it is rather powerless in this ability apart from other chemicals in the digestive system.

back home now and back to reality. it sucks! going from 90 degree sunny weather, scuba diving, beaches, thai food, daily massages, and so many girls, to the daily grind is a tough adjustment.

the trip was great! i was in manila, angeles, and subic bay, then went diving in palau for a week, then bangkok and finally pattaya. it was a lot of travel, but i wanted to cover all the places. then were all fun in one way or another.

in manila, went to la cafe. i love that place. got hammered on smls, hung out upstairs with the band and a bunch of girls and of course took one home. stayed til i kicked her out the next day.

angeles was well, angeles (-; stayed at the pacific breeze. overpriced but a great pool area. did find one really fun 20 yo girl. went to the disco all night, then back to the hotel of course.

subic bay was great. i love beach towns, and they had a great floating bar. about 10 angeles style bars on the main road. more in barretto but i didn't make it there. had fun, did some wreck dives, got some massages with extras and of course got drunk and partook in the bar bitches each night.

then went to palau for the diving. amazing diving. thought i would have a break from the women, but this british guy about my age i was diving with kept finding these chinese girls, so we'd go out with them every night and brought a couple back. chinese ktv bars are very weird. private rooms and all. not really my thing but had fun.

got to bangkok and stayed near nana plaza. that was fun, and found some fun drunk chicks. taking a full viagra then having a half naked drunk chick dacing on my lap was a bad idea. had trouble walking out of that bar with her, though she got a kick out of it! loved [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]? that place had some serious bj talents. i can't imagine if i had a place like that nearby home for $20. the baht did not have a great exchange rate (36/dollar) so thailand was a little more expensive all around. went to see the grand palace and some other temples. very nice!

finally got to pattaya. wow! that place was way bigger than i expected. its 20 times the size of angeles. i loved pattaya. got a place on soi 8 near all the beer bars, and rented a scooter to get around. i liked the beach there, and great massages. go-go bars were very fun. beer bars and pool tables were a blast. drunk girls are way more fun than sober ones! not so many native english speaking people there, so didn't find too many guys to hang out with and drink with, so just stuck to the girls. soi six had some hotties during the day light. only place that did. want to go back and spend more time in pattaya.

but alas, i fell in love with my (legit) massage girl there. not that any girl in pattaya is particularly innocent, but this one was a non-working girl. so i took her out, had a great time and did eventually get her back to the room. it was fun to try some "game" rather than just paying a barfine. she never asked for a dime, but did give her a gift at the end. still in contact and need to go back to see her. so cute, great body, and spoke good english!

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Friend of mine (US passport) will be in Thailand, arriving May 4th, departing June 4th.

That's 31 days: Is that going to be a problem?

Will he be fined for 1 day or put on shit list for overstaying?

Suggestions/advice appreciated!

Tryntry,

It really depends on when you arrived and when you plan to leave that day (31st). But in my opinion you don't have to worry about it or do anything. After you check in for you flight and you're at Immigration counter they will determine if you are overstayed. If so, there is a desk behind them and if you have overstayed you will just pay something like 250 baht for that day and off you go. No need to go to any Immigration office during your stay to pay for the 31st day. There has been times in the past that I have overstayed 2 days and just paid the small fine and there was once I was on the 31st day and didn't pay anything because my flight was leaving just under the time frame of the 31st day.

Hope that helps?

[QUOTE=Tryntry]Friend of mine (US passport) will be in Thailand, arriving May 4th, departing June 4th.

That's 31 days: Is that going to be a problem?

Will he be fined for 1 day or put on shit list for overstaying?

Suggestions/advice appreciated![/QUOTE]-What time does his flight get in? If it's running close to midnight, get in the longest immigration line and shoot for the extra day: May 5, 12:01am arrival.

-The overstay will be [b]500 Baht[/b] for one day. It's no problem whatsoever.

-Arrive at departure check-in a little earlier than normal, then try to get in the departure immigration line 1 1/2 hrs before the flight time. Make sure your exit card is in order and signed, then simply go through the motions, (it's just a profit deal anyway.) Takes about 10 minutes to pay the overstay fine.

Breathe easy, one day is no big deal.

[QUOTE=Tryntry]Will he be fined for 1 day or put on shit list for overstaying?
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He will definitely be fined, but there is no shit list for that.

[QUOTE=Tryntry]Friend of mine (US passport) will be in Thailand, arriving May 4th, departing June 4th.

That's 31 days: Is that going to be a problem?

Will he be fined for 1 day or put on shit list for overstaying?

Suggestions/advice appreciated![/QUOTE]

Here's a suggestion, tell him to respect and obey the law. Stay here and have fun for 30 days but why would one extra day be so important for him to intentionally plan to violate another country’s immigration law? Here is some more advice on this very subject in this link below:

[url]http://www.thailand4you.info/visa.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Here's a suggestion, tell him to respect and obey the law. Stay here and have fun for 30 days but why would one extra day be so important for him to intentionally plan to violate another country’s immigration law? Here is some more advice on this very subject in this link below:

[url]http://www.thailand4you.info/visa.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Very good advice. Why take the chance of getting arrested even if the possibility is remote?

I believe it is also possible to have your 30 day visa extended for up to 7 days simply by going to the immigration office on soi 5 Jomtien before it expires and paying a fee.

[QUOTE=Opebo]He will definitely be fined, but there is no shit list for that.[/QUOTE]There's NO fine if you overstay 1 day AND leave the Kingdom from Suvarnabhumi
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan]... if you have overstayed you will just pay something like 250 baht for that day and off you go.[/QUOTE]After that day of respite the fine is B500 per day.

As the other posters observed he won't be blacklisted but I would advise him against overstaying because, if for whatever reason he gets checked by the police before he gets to the airport, he'll find himself in a nasty predicament.

[QUOTE=El Culion]There's NO fine if you overstay 1 day AND leave the Kingdom from Suvarnabhumi[/QUOTE]I have found this to be subjective and up to the officer whether or not you will actually end up at the overstay desk. I watched with a friend as two girls tried to demand some satisfaction surrounding this point, to no avail. One thing is absolutely sure though, if you overstay for two days, it will be 1000 Baht.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Here's a suggestion, tell him to respect and obey the law.[/QUOTE]Get the extension for 7 days for a 1 or 2 day overstay? Again, subjective. Realistically, you are in Thailand, you therefore know that you are going to blow at least a half day and 1000 Baht in the attempt, "take a number and sit down please. " Look, the cops are all on the take (mia noi factor for discussion at length another time), the lawyers all speak with very forked tongues, and the judges are all sweet old backpocket boys of the first order. Politicians? Riiiight. Heh. If you want goodie goodie, gee Toto it might be time to do your part by getting back to Kansas and let the big dogs run with it. (Business As Usual Thailand)

Am I warped? Sure! A real PITA. I got that way from living here for twenty five years and dealing with the reality of it all daily. The Thailand they don't tell you about in the guide books. TIT.

[QUOTE=Barko]I have found this to be subjective and up to the officer whether or not you will actually end up at the overstay desk.[/QUOTE]With all due respect, I beg to differ. There is actually a sign at the Airport just past the Immigration check points saying, '1 day overstay, NO Charge, 2 days = THB 1,000', or words to that effect.

However, I want to re-emphasize that it's not a wise thing to do. The consequences if caught anywhere else are just too severe.

The question posed was simple and you guys are making way too much of it. No advice given was either right or wrong by anyone.

Whatever the reason for the individual to overstay is his.. if you know first hand right off your trip your changing your plans and if you have the time get a extension it could be a learning experience for you.

If it is the last minute and don't have time... it is true and very subjective that in your overstay you are running around doing things that you are really unlucky and get stopped the worse is you are taken to jail and have to deal with the shitty court system and pay a big fine but no more than 20,000 baht which is the max! then kicked out of the kingdom for good never to return.

If you are just fucking in a hotel and then get into a taxi for the airport... and a come lately guy and don't worry much then to each his own. Overstays are consider anything over 24 hours and if you are within 15 hours and your flight leave in 2 hours most likely no fine.

But remember most airlines charge for changes like 2,000 baht... on your ticket so in the end was she worth all the trouble?

[QUOTE=El Culion]
As the other posters observed he won't be blacklisted but I would advise him against overstaying because, if for whatever reason he gets checked by the police before he gets to the airport, he'll find himself in a nasty predicament.[/QUOTE]

Highly unlikely. In my 4 years in LOS, I must have been to the Airport over 100 times and have yet to be checked by the police.

I have been checked by the police on 4 occasions and each time did not have my passport. I just have a photocopy of the Picture Page. I tell them they can come check the original at my condo if they please but they never bothered.

[QUOTE=El Culion]With all due respect, I beg to differ. There is actually a sign at the Airport just past the Immigration check points saying, '1 day overstay, NO Charge, 2 days = THB 1,000', or words to that effect.

However, I want to re-emphasize that it's not a wise thing to do. The consequences if caught anywhere else are just too severe.[/QUOTE]First: much to do about nothing.

Second: overstay, then watch what day they start their yellow felt tipped calendar count from, first day of arrival is inclusive. That's why they changed it in 2005. "too many farangs with no brains for math. First day is a day here, last day is a day here. " (thais) confusing? You should have been here ten years ago.

Third: the only guy I have ever heard of getting rocked for overstay (and I have known many overstayers, heh) was some super rich brit that didn't want to wait for the overstay desk (just too busy or too coked out, whatever) and tried to change the stamped visa dates in his passport. (freakin brilliant or what? ) he went to jail.

As nic said, it's not an issue, and if you speak thai, it's less than that.

Lots of websites try to gain traction for themselves and say ooooh oh, scary scary, blah blah about overstay, but have zero examples to back it up. "do not overstay your visa or you will go to jail" umm, yeah, well if you say so, sure, thanks. (I have 10 overstays myself, spread over 3 passports. Last one was for 57 days 11, 400 baht: all I had were hospital docs from a motorbike accident and a bunch of goofy sorry looking smiles. Nobody even flinched, still don't. Acquired three more 1 year multiple entry nonimm be visas since then too.) are we catching on here yet?

Ok, quickly, show of hands: how many of you guys have known anyone that has ever been jailed or blacklisted for overstay? See? Thought so.

You can also be "checked" by the police if you are a car accident and they are called to the scene or if you were in a club/bar/establishment that was raided by the police (as happened recently in Hell Club). Interesting that this question has generated these responses but the poster that posted the original question asking for assistance/advice has not responded to the advice he has been given, so no one knows what his friend’s decision will be. One can be cavalier about over staying their time in Thailand thinking nothing will happen and the likelihood is that nothing will happen to you but the people that ended up in Jail and paid unnecessary fines for over staying their VISAs were probably thinking nothing would happen to them too.