Bangkok Reports

firstly, a great thank you to everyone who's shared some info in the forums. i learnt a great deal here and i used most of it to figure out the rest when i was there. a little walking around and general exploration got me a long way. so once again, thanks a whole bunch. alot of info here made my bangkok trip better than it would've been.

when we arrived, we of course were interested in getting a nice soapy massage and something of the sort to help us unwind from the flight.

we were staying on wireless road so off we went to the ploen chit bts station.. and we decided to do abit of exploration.

i've read quite abit about the nana entertainment complex and nana hotel so while i was on the bts, i saw us passing by the nana hotel. off at the nana station and we had to back track abit and turn left into a soi.

first impressions.. nep from the outside was rather "dodgy" looking and at approx 4pm, everything was just starting to get together for the evening. its a wooden looking structure of sorts with drinking joints all over and we didnt wander in as we were not up for any drinks.

so we continued with our exploration and we got into the bts, went to the asoke station and interchanged to the mrt to get to poseidon.

i didnt initially know about the "fishbowl" on the 1st floor but it seems that the ladies there are all on the lower end of the scale where the 3rd floor were the model type women, or so they said. :)

so we headed up to the 3rd floor, took our pick and went further upstairs to a moderately sized hotel looking room with a tub. all in all the experience was rather mechanical but essentially, i when shes washing you up and you're lying down there.. i found it rather hard not to look at her and if she looked back at you, it would be rather awkward. i found it hard to fall asleep too so that was quite interesting for me being a first time trying a soapy massage in bangkok.

everything else was very mechanical as well and i noticed that in bangkok, most of these soapy massage places will give you a cbj instead of a bbbj which is quite common in kl or singapore. dont take this the wrong way. im not complaining, in fact i normally ask for it to be safe but i found it quite interesting.. but once again, could be the girls individual prerogative.

all in all, poseidon was nothing to shout about. mediocre service, mediocre looking girls, high price at approx 4500bht for the high end girls and average room.

then that night, we had our dinner and we headed out to dinner in a nice korean restaurant on soi 57 or 59 sukhumvit. very nice and good korean bbq! ill try to dig up the location again on my garmin gps and ill post it here if i find it. really good food.

from there we headed to ekkamai and to a joint called jet.

first things first.. wow is there alot of nice cars! amazing.

there are alot of beautiful young thai women/girls, maybe university students, or young graduates, but just like anywhere else in the world, you need to spend time, conversational efforts and etc to pick these girls up and alot of them come with their group of friends and maybe even boyfriend so in my opinion, it was rather gray and we ended up meeting 1 girl with her gay friend but that was it.

no action for the night. one of my friends which has been living in bkk for quite abit mentioned that action was easier to secure at cm2 in novotel for girls of this age/type/look etc?

next day, we headed down to rca with the girl we met at the jet.

she had about 7 - 8 friends with her, all girls and damn were they beautiful. all around 21, 22 or thereabouts. we got ourselves 2 bottles of whiskey and begun drinking.. the thai girls really know how to party.. and the thing is they insisted on paying for their own drinks as well.. they just kept ordering more and more when they finished theirs and they wouldnt let us pay. i found that quite odd but heck, im not complaining. once again, no action that night as there was a general communication barrier and they had guy friends coming up, chatting with them now and again and generally didnt seem conducive.

so the next day we went to amsterdam. i will definitely recommend this place over poseidon. the overall atmosphere when you enter is much better, easier to select the ladies too as opposed to poseidon where i had to look across a damn concert hall. (figure of speech). ;)

and i found that the m (model) range girls here which were slightly cheaper are as good looking as the sm (super model) ones in poseidon.

the rooms were also much better with a roman sort of theme, better cleanliness, a toilet bowl which i remember not seeing in poseidon.

all in all, a much better experience all around.

better women, better ambience, better cleanliness but i cant say much for the location. it took us a long time mustering up the courage to cross the intersection from the opposite corner especially at 5.30pm.

then for our final night intown, we decided to go to the pent.

first impressions, a nice more quiet executive club with a live band.

we picked our women, which was rather easy because we asked for girls which could speak english. there was 2 of us, and there were 3 who could speak english so it was a rather easy choice. if language was no problem, there was a further 50 or so girls waiting.. time to learn some thai methinks.

membership is not required but since we knocked back 2 bottles of whiskey in the first hour, and membership is 20,000 bht and gives you 9 bottles of whiskey, we might as well take the membership.

cheaper all in all if we were to drink that much liquor.

so it was a fun night beginning infront of the liveband, with alot of drinks, dice games and then progressing to the disco type room next to the pool for some dancing and even more drinking.

we wanted to bring the girls back with us, considering we stayed rather nearby, on the same road, wireless road, but nope.

they didnt even seem the least interested. it was rather "do you want to follow me back?" and the answer was always noo maybe next time, i dont think so. no chance to even talk about price.

so that was not happening but it was an interesting experience. ive read here that pegasus is also similar but the girls will most definitely be ok with going back?

so this wraps up my first mongering trip to bangkok! i had heaps of fun and i always look forward to going back..

just wanted to ask about a couple of things i wasnt able to figure out when i was there.

1. clubs: with clubs like on rca or the jet on ekkamai, there are alot of beautiful young girls. most of them i have to assume are not "working" ladies right? but in the event that you befriend one of them and you get along, are the chances of a one night stand high or even anything more than that? they just seem so awfully friendly that night but they didnt indicate that they would follow us back, nor did they allow us to pay for anything they consumed which really contradicts my perception.

2. executive clubs: the pent was a rather hit and miss sort of thing. ive heard some people hit with relative amounts of success. maybe pegasus would be a better try next time? but i need to go back and finish that 6 bottles of whiskey.

any other suggestions for these kinds of places?

all in all, it was an awesome trip. really didnt want to leave, and now that ive left, really cant wait to be back there again with my mates.

thanks so much again to everyone on the forum and their postings as that was my "lonely planet" to fun in bangkok! if anyone needs any futher info or directions to the places i visited, please dont hesitate to ask altho i got my directions form this forum so im sure its somewhere. :)

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Just curious, a question for those who might know...

If you took the total number of girls who are in the farang-oriented scene in BKK, which would include Sukhumvit area (NP, SC, Thermae, Angels, Soi 33, Biergarten, etc etc and including the farang-oriented massages and also FLs) plus Patpong and I guess CM2 ought to be included as well... and that was your total number for Bangkok...

and then did the same thing in Pattaya and totaled up all the go-gos and beer bars, massages and FL's in the farang scene down there....

What would you guesstimate those 2 totals would add up to?

My suspicion is that including the beer bars of Pattaya puts it way over the top in total numbers, but that's a lot of chaff in the pile of wheat, so it's unfairly inflated numbers for PTY possibly.

I'm surprised there aren't 'census' estimates for these scenes.

I scam Thai women and get FREE sex! I don't pay anything to them. LOL. These girls in Nana, Soi Cowboy, Pattaya are SO easy to take advantage of it's funny! Just try it!

You just fuck them and ditch them. I stay in Thailand and have all the women I want for less than $1500 a month.

[quote=kenster]...
so we continued with our exploration and we got into the bts, went to the asoke station and interchanged to the mrt to get to poseidon.

i didnt initially know about the "fishbowl" on the 1st floor but it seems that the ladies there are all on the lower end of the scale where the 3rd floor were the model type women, or so they said. :)

so we headed up to the 3rd floor, took our pick and went further upstairs to a moderately sized hotel looking room with a tub. all in all the experience was rather mechanical but essentially, i when shes washing you up and you're lying down there.. i found it rather hard not to look at her and if she looked back at you, it would be rather awkward. i found it hard to fall asleep too so that was quite interesting for me being a first time trying a soapy massage in bangkok.

everything else was very mechanical as well and i noticed that in bangkok, most of these soapy massage places will give you a cbj instead of a bbbj which is quite common in kl or singapore.
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all in all, poseidon was nothing to shout about. mediocre service, mediocre looking girls, high price at approx 4500bht for the high end girls and average room.

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so the next day we went to amsterdam. i will definitely recommend this place over poseidon. the overall atmosphere when you enter is much better, easier to select the ladies too as opposed to poseidon where i had to look across a damn concert hall. (figure of speech). ;)

and i found that the m (model) range girls here which were slightly cheaper are as good looking as the sm (super model) ones in poseidon.

the rooms were also much better with a roman sort of theme, better cleanliness, a toilet bowl which i remember not seeing in poseidon.

all in all, a much better experience all around.

better women, better ambience, better cleanliness but i cant say much for the location. it took us a long time mustering up the courage to cross the intersection from the opposite corner especially at 5.30pm.
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not many posters find the high priced "models" at poseidon to be worth the extra money. i personally don't think they are significantly better looking than the downstairs cheaper girls, but may be younger and probably a good figure is a must.
normally we recommend nataree at half the price although poseidon is more high class. probably you wouldn't like the nataree rooms. personally i have had incredibly good experiences at utopia which is very classy.
poseidon seems a little past its prime.

not many posters have found a great experience at amsterdam, including myself, so if you had a good one, a few more details about the girl would be appreciated.
i don't care so much about the room, lounge, intersection etc. as we know this is a classy place. its the girl that matters. how pretty? good body? good service? even her name or number if you are willing to divulge.

Hello All:

I am going back to LOS after 5 long years and was looking for some updated info. I will be arriving late on a Sunday night. Was thinking after a long series of flights that a soapie might do me good. I am staying in the area around Nana Plaza. Is there a good place in that area that will still be open to get a good soapie...that is somthing I have never done in Thailand. About how much should I expect to pay? I am not sure how large the tubs are...I am a bigger guy and didn't want that to be an issue.

Also, I was wondering if there is anyplace that explores fetishes. I saw the BarBar place advertised in Patpong. Has anyone ever had any experience with this place or some such similar place? Prices, etc?

Shows. I was wanting to see a traditional show while I was in Thailand. I have heard the upstairs bars in Patpong can be a ripoff. Does anyone know of someplace that has a good show where one is not hassled too much?

Foreign Women. I am definately going to mostly sample Thai fare, however for a diversion I was wondering if anybody had any good ideas of where I might find women from say eastern europe? or arab/persian women?

Pregnant Women. Does anyone know of anyplace that I might find any preg. women? It is something of a fetish that I wouldn't mind exploring but as of last time I was not able to find any.

Sorry for the long list but I have always found the members of this board to be soo helpful and I always try to post when I have something of note to report.

Thanks,

JohnnieBravo

[QUOTE=Evil Penivel]The term "coyote" originated at the Coyote Ugly Saloon, which opened in New York City in 1993. The term spread all over the world after the release (in 2000) of the successful movie with the same name. The movie made the the concept of coyote dancers very popular.

In the NYC Coyote Ugly bar, the term at first referred to female BARTENDERS (not dancers) who sometimes got up on the bar and danced or sang or did magic tricks, acrobatics, all sorts of stunts, including flashing their tits, to get the customers to buy drinks. The concept was hugely successful and many U.S. bars rushed to take advantage of it. The problem was that relatively few women were cut out to be coyote bartenders and it was difficult meet demand. In time, some U.S. bars went for a hybrid form - "coyote dancers," i.e., girls who danced on the bar but weren't bartenders. They were sexy, although they didn't show much bare skin.

HOWEVER, and it's a big however, the term means different things in different places. In Thailand, it's supposed to mean dancers who are so good-looking that they don't have to dance naked, topless or even in bikinis. Keep in mind that TGs in general - and even BGs - find it humiliating to dance naked (or near naked). In the end, they'll do what they have to do to support their families, but they hate "unclothed" dancing. One coyote, who used to dance at Angel Witch, told me that the customers she pulls as a coyote treated her better than the customers she had as a go go dancer.

BTW, Coyote Ugly was the title of a play from the early 1980s about a grotesque family in Arizona, pure Southwestern white trash. The slang term "coyote ugly" refers to the feeling of waking up after a one night stand and discovering that you are beside someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly gnaw off any of your limbs that he or she is sleeping on just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes, when caught in a trap, will chew off their paws to get away.

It's the customers, not the bartenders, who are coyote ugly. It's also a very appropriate image for 90% of the foreign male visitors to Thailand.

Evil[/QUOTE]

Wow..Thanks for the detailed explanation...

[QUOTE=Wendella]Just curious, a question for those who might know...

If you took the total number of girls who are in the farang-oriented scene in BKK, which would include Sukhumvit area (NP, SC, Thermae, Angels, Soi 33, Biergarten, etc etc and including the farang-oriented massages and also FLs) plus Patpong and I guess CM2 ought to be included as well... and that was your total number for Bangkok...

and then did the same thing in Pattaya and totaled up all the go-gos and beer bars, massages and FL's in the farang scene down there....

What would you guesstimate those 2 totals would add up to?

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The figure that is often given for Pattaya is 30,000 to 40,000. That's based on 3,000 registered bars and 10 to 13 girls in each bar, depending on the season. Some go go and hostess bars have many more girls than 10, but alot of beer bars have less than 10, so someone's "best guesstimate" put the figure around ten per bar as the average. There are a few hundred girls working in MPs and as total free-lancers (i.e., they aren't employed by a bar), but that isn't a big part of the Pattaya scene. A few years ago, the police chief of Pattaya estimated the number at 50,000, but he was referring to peak season around Christmas and New Year.

The figure for Bangkok is much more difficult to estimate with any degree of accuracy, not the least because the city proper has a population of 6.7 million. Guesstimates for the number of P4P providers who cater to male visitors from abroad vary from 80,000 to 200,000. In Bangkok, there is a huge "Thai only" scene that's lacking in Pattaya, but also a lot of crossover between the Thai and foreign-visitor P4P scenes. Last time I was in the Beer Garden, I met a woman who works nights at a Thai place on the outskirts of Bangkok, but comes into the Beer Garden during the day when she needs extra money. And in Bangkok, there are more "occasional" WGs, but not nearly as many as in the imagination of some punters. Most "occasionals" were once full-time P4P providers but then got married or found straight jobs, yet backslide from time to time, depending on their need for fast cash.

Keep in mind these estimates are for the number of women working in P4P on any given day. Over the course of a month or a year, many more women will pass through the scene, but they won't all be working at the same time. A lot of TGs try P4P a short time, hate it and never go back. Others may devote a few months a year to working in P4P to earn money, but spend the rest of the time with their families in their villages.

But to answer your question about the total number of P4P providers in Bangkok and Pattaya who service the non-Thai market - the range could be between 110,000 and 250,000. In the end, it's all guesswork, as there's no really accurate way of determining the number.

Evil

is there an estimate of how many non-thai male visitors (single or left wife at home) are in bangkok ?

and how many ex-pats live in Bangkok ?

Just wondering if on any given night what the working girls to punter ratio is ?

I know its only an estimate , but any ideas ?

BK

Reading Kenster's post started me thinking. About three years ago, I tried Amsterdam and went with a very attractive young woman with a pretty face and model-like figure. The service was terrible, so I swore off Amsterdam. Out of curiosity, I tried Amsterdam again about six months ago and the service was quite good. I would like to recommend that some members try Amsterdam and report back, because it seems like it may be on the way up. The reverse seems true of Poseidon, so I agree with Mick that its best days are probably behind it. About seven years ago, when I first visited Poseidon, I was really excited when I saw all the beauties in the Model Lounge. I tried one girl who was in the Thai version of Penthouse magazine and another one who was very pretty. Service was OK, but not great. I was disappointed, espcially since the price was fairly high (about 4,000 if I recall correctly). Some people have indicated that service in the Poseidon fishbowl is better, so I plan to check that place out on my next trip. Sometimes I like to go to the downstairs restaurant at Poseidon, because I like the band and the food is pretty good.

I've usually had good service at Nataree, and I especially like the soapy body massage on the mattress. Even at Nataree, though, I've had bad service once. Although I'm always tempted by the young cuties who are sideliners at Nataree, I've never actually gone with one, since I heard that service was so-so. I would appreciate a report from anyone who has gone with the sideliners.

My experience has been that luck has a lot to do with finding a good experience. For example, one of the best ones I ever had was at J-! (aka Chao Phaya-1), which has had very mixed reviews on the board. Another good one was at the now closed Atami which was on Petchaburi. It also had mixed reviews, but I found a real winner. Luck and personal chemistry have a lot to do with it.

The one place I have never had bad service is at Tulips. The rooms are terrible and the atmosphere is gloomy, but the girls make you forget all that. What I do now is take a Tulip girl back to the hotel, since the cost is not much more. It's always a great experience.

I have also had good luck with freelancers from Angela's Disco in the Nana Hotel, Bier Garden Soi 7 and even Thermae. I think the reason is that you can talk with them for a while, see if there is chemistry and get a good feel for them before you go back to the hotel. The only bad luck I've had with freelancers is when I pick too quickly. I see a beautiful, young thing, am swept off my feet, immediately make her an offer and head for the hotel. In these situations, I'm disappointed more often than not.

I'll be in Bangkok in a couple of weeks, so I would appreciate any suggestions from members. Besides recommending a place, I would appreciate a name and number of someone you've enjoyed if it's been in the past year. You can either post the information on the board, or PM me if you would like to be discreet.

Never mind

Fritobugger:

The Amsterdam we're talking about is in Bangkok, Thailand. It's a massage parlour. All it shares with Amsterdam in Holland is the name.

Canyon

[QUOTE=BKK Dreaming]

Just wondering if on any given night what the working girls to punter ratio is ?

I know its only an estimate , but any ideas ?

BK[/QUOTE]

Interesting question but almost impossible to give an answer. The situation is complicated when one realises that many working girls have in excess or 1 punter per night.

If, for example the ratio were 2:1, then that is the simple answer. But most bar girls will only go short time and either return to their bars looking for more punters or freelance. Massage girls regularly entertain 3,4 5 or even more punters each day, as do the freelancers. So availability might possibly be double or more the basic ratio of working girls to punters.

Added to this is the fact that some non-Thai males, especially tourists, will also punt more than 1 time a day.

The main thing is that it would seem there are more than enough to go around!

[QUOTE=JohnnieBravo]I am staying in the area around Nana Plaza. Is there a good place in that area that will still be open to get a good soapie...that is somthing I have never done in Thailand. About how much should I expect to pay? I am not sure how large the tubs are...I am a bigger guy and didn't want that to be an issue.[/quote]

You have 2 choices:

Soi 4: Annies Massage, price 1,500 for 2 hours, 2 shots
Soi 12: Darling Massage, price 2,500 for 2 hours, 2 shots

[quote]Also, I was wondering if there is anyplace that explores fetishes. I saw the BarBar place advertised in Patpong. Has anyone ever had any experience with this place or some such similar place? Prices, etc?[/quote]

Demonia on Sukhumvit soi 33

[quote]Foreign Women. I am definately going to mostly sample Thai fare, however for a diversion I was wondering if anybody had any good ideas of where I might find women from say eastern europe? or arab/persian women? [/quote]

Just do a search for Russian and you will find lots of places. In your Area (nana) you can try the following:

Raja Hotel Soi 4
Grace Hotel Soi 3

[quote]Pregnant Women. Does anyone know of anyplace that I might find any preg. women? It is something of a fetish that I wouldn't mind exploring but as of last time I was not able to find any. [/quote]

I'd like to visit Thailand for a week sometime soon and my goal would be to shag 21 different gals in one week. Is this possible?

Has anyone set a record or know of someone who shagged a ridiculous number of girlies within a short amount of time?

I should have known that. My bad.

[QUOTE=Canyon]Fritobugger:

The Amsterdam we're talking about is in Bangkok, Thailand. It's a massage parlour. All it shares with Amsterdam in Holland is the name.

Canyon[/QUOTE]