And Speaking About Holes!
[quote=menteng]hmmm, but i prefer the game with those three holes, not to say because of the shorter distances between them. another advantage: weather conditions will not affect the excution of my beloved game :d
a man goes to the ritz carlton in paris with his girlfriend. after due study of the wine list, he orders a bottle of the 1928 mouton. the waiter returns with the wine and pours a small amount into the glass for tasting. the customer picks up the glass sniffs the wine and puts it down on the table with a thud.
"this is not 1928 mouton." the waiter does his best to reassure him it is, and soon there is a throng surrounding the table including the manager, all trying to convince the man the wine is in fact 1928 mouton finally, someone asks the man how he knows the wine is not 1928 mouton.
the man replies my name baron philippe de rothschild and i make the wine. at this point, the waiter steps forward and admits he poured clerc milon 1928. he says, "i could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 mouton. you know clerc milon, it is in the same village as mouton, you harvest the grapes at the same time, you crush the same way, you put the wine in similar barrels, you bottle at the same time, and they are the same except for a small matter of geographic location."
the baron beckons the waiter forward and whispers to him..." when you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her underwear. put one finger in one opening and another finger in the other, then smell both fingers, you will then understand what a small distance in geographic location makes."
rl ;-)
Pros and Cons (Pun unintended) AFF contacts vs Bordello services
Firstly, my thanks to John & Oyenk for advice on the quantum of taxi money to be given to some one who claims she is doing it for pleasure and not for the money.
The fish that took the bite was from AFF and I fixed up the session at Hotel Maharadjah after having considered going to Hotel Caravan on Jl Wahid Hasyim recommended by MS on the Jakarta hotels thread. I recce-ed the latter and though it was very central just across the road from the new Jakarta Centre just beyond the Grand Indonesia mall, the rooms are not at all maintained and are run down and quite grotty. Instead I checked in at the Maharadja for 'short time'. They have pretty good rates for 6 hours- 175k/205k/245k.
I got a room for 205k which was a bit run down but good enough for the job at hand and was joined by the cewek after I'd sms-ed the number to her. But thereafter, things went down hill. Her looks weren't what the photo had shown. Surprise! Surprise! But her body was Ok and after a bbbj, she asked for DATY but I was put off by the odour as she obviously hadn't used a douche and lost my enthusiasm. We wasted a number of condoms on my by now flaccid little Spice Lover in various unsuccessful attempts to get him going and I had to go down to the little shop in the lobby to get some more! Anyway, the deed was done to her moans of "Now honey, yes honey etc" which instead of stimulating me put me off. After a brief rest it was "Where's my taxi money honey?". So gave her 300 k not being either a bule or an orang ganteng knowing full well that it was the end of the matter and was happy to get rid of her. So except for her being to ability to speak English, her talents/skills were quite poor and she was clearly P4P.I hope you mongerers out there won't accuse me of spoiling the market. But oh where , oh where are the horny housewives of AFF?
As compared to this, I went a week earlier to my favourite haunt Alexis. I asked for a girl with whom I had sessioned earlier. She told the Mamasan that she didn't want to session with a bule. I told the Mamasan that I wasn't a bule and last time she'd enjoyed being with me. Once the misunderstanding was cleared she happily came with me and we had an excellent session. We began with a bbbj and then I went south. She had such a sweet tasting pussy that I had to have an extended session of DATY till she came. This was followed by various positions cowboy, mish, doggie and finally mish again. Moreover, the whole thing was so GFE - she came at least twice and all the while in mish we LFKed. So despite her not knowing English and this being a clearly commercial transaction, it was one of the best sessions that I had in a long time. Like MacArthur, I plan to return!
I have found Alexis to be consistently better than the usual P4P scene every time that I have been there. I, therefore, rest my case.
But I also know that this is a matter of chance and that statistically speaking out of 10, 6 sessions will be average, 2 'luar biasa-out of this world' and two 'why did I ever bother'.
