[QUOTE=Dog Face; 1180806]I am plaining a trip to the Dominican republic some time this year or next April. I just don't [have] much luck with the ladies.
[/QUOTE]Roger Dodger has advised you wisely.
Don't worry, unless you have some unpleasant physical complaint (skin condition, bad breath, incontinent, etc) or never bathe or change your clothes, you won't need any luck with the ladies in the Dominican Republic. Fat guys, butt-ugly guys, near-senile guys (like me) , can all buy a golden ticket, though they may cost a bit more than for the Brad Pitt or Denzel Washington lookalikes who can speak fluent Spanish and dance the local dances expertly.
As Roger Dodger says, there is one adult resort with onsite chicas often discussed in the Puerto Plata section that is fairly priced and about as failsafe as you could reasonably expect. Many of us started our DR mongering careers there. It is the best introduction for the less confident.
