Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Barko]Chuckle. My bad. I only know how to say it, have no clue how to spell it SF! Subjective at best? Som I would say is an orange. I only parrot what I hear, and am pretty good at it. Thai lessons are for those US Visa section people and their ilk, and damm it just sounds sooo nasty when they speak Thai through those speakers. No colloquialism and no real world structure, must be tough for them to watch as other farangs wince & laugh at the way they talk. Guess it would be sum (en-pr.some) tum (en-pr.tum~tummy.) OK, spoken quickly, simply and politely: [b]"[/b]Aow sum tum Thai krup, phet-pio-wan krup, chai krup, chawp phet mahk mahk krup, chawp tua dooay krup, sai tua yeuh! (>chopping that off like real) na krup; Bpoo daum? Bpoo (pr.pboow not poo!) daum mai aow krup. Chai, chai krup, sai toong, gahp bahn krup. Krapom, aow khao neeo song khahn dooay. Talai krup? Krapoon mahk krup. Sawatdee krup, choke dee mahk krup[b]"[/b] Chai mai, Khun Mick? Don't think it, just say it? Well, how would you spell that 20 second dialogue? Yep, spelling this stuff is a freakin b!tch. Life in the Kingdom of Thailand, the shit they never tell you in the guidebooks: "Phonetic Transposition 101a; Part One: Spelling, the five tonal precepts from phonetic Thai to correct English characterization." Good luck with that one! Heh. ;)[/QUOTE]I have never been to the U.S. embassy so I don't know what they are like. I have just heard americans speaking Thai, out and about, and most still have the american drawl when they speak Thai. Spelling is real tough in English, I agree, as English just doesn't have the right sounds.And you make a superb effort for no formal training.But to get pronunciation really good, a very strict teacher is needed who won't let anything sounding strange go.I used to have to read Thai for the teacher and she would pick on anything sounding not quite right. Now I am still wrong if I mis-remember the word that I don't use much in either pronunciation or in correct usage.I guess you would pronounce like Thais on the street which will be a slightly lazy style with not everything fully pronounced properly. Like the way Australians speak English "ao ya garn mate" meaning "How are you going mate?"I could understand what you wrote in Thai (possibly even better than your weird English on occasions ;) ):"Som Tam Thai please, spicy, sour and sweet. And yes I like it very spicy. And I also like nuts. Plenty of peanuts please. (Pickled) crabs? No thanks. Yes, put it in a bag please to take home. I would also like two (bowls/scoops) of sticky rice. How much is that? ... very much. Bye and good luck.""Krapoon" has lost me. Khorp Khun Maak (Thankyou very much) expectedFor a second "Talai krup?" lost me but obviously must be"Thao-rai khrap" (How much?)Som Tam Thai - does use the word Som as in Oranges but means just "sour" in this case. "Nam Som" can be orange juice or vinegar.Som Tam Thai has no "Bpoo Dam" (Dumb black crabs) but must be an optional extra. Or did you mean "Bpoo Dong" (pickled crabs). Som Tam Laos has the crabs automatically. "I also want two bowls of sticky rice"Spelling of "Khahn" for a bowl should be short. "khan".What happened to your last report on the girl's blood? Was a really good straight report with no hyperbole, easy to understand for dummies like me. :D

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]Your Thai must have a funny Californian accent. ;)I assume you meant "Som Tam" (or Som Tum) (Papaya Salad).When I hear americans speaking Thai with very long drawn out vowels, it really cracks me up. :D[/QUOTE]I was born in the southern US, and my wife won't let me use Tagalog in public because of my accent. She says she is embarrassed when ever I try.Slim

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]Some guys are paranoid about blood. But not me. [/QUOTE]Back when I was much younger and mongering in Angeles, I took a young, inexperienced girl out of a nudie bar. She was so sweet that I could not pass her up.I was munching her sweet tasting naturally bare pussy. After she got off, I went to wash up before continuing and it looked like some one had cut my tongue out. I was red from ear to ear. She was so embarrassed. To keep things cleaner, we fucked in the shower.Slim

[QUOTE=Nvslim]I was born in the southern US, and my wife won't let me use Tagalog in public because of my accent. She says she is embarrassed when ever I try.Slim[/QUOTE]"Iginagagalak khom makilahlak khayo"I have no idea how to spell it but had a filipeana GF once.She mainly taught me naughty words unfortunately. Not much incentive when they speak English so good.

Looking back at the event and with your comments, I must say I did not behave correctly.I especially feel bad for the girl who was very nice to me.I made her loose face and that's not good.For the papasan it is not the same, the guy is a real dumbass.His job is servicing customers. Whatever happens you try to make it OK for them in some way. If I would treat my customers that way I would be out of business for a long time.Anyway, too much sex in BKK is starting to make me feel dumb. It's time to go back to work in my country.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]I could understand what you wrote in Thai (possibly even better than your weird English on occasions ;) ):"Som Tam Thai please, spicy, sour and sweet. And yes I like it very spicy. And I also like nuts. Plenty of peanuts please. (Pickled) crabs? No thanks. Yes, put it in a bag please to take home. I would also like two (bowls/scoops) of sticky rice. How much is that? ... very much. Bye and good luck."[/QUOTE]I am sorry but does anyone here, except for Soap fan and Barko maybe, give a fuck about how to order Som tam? and in the Massage Thread?

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I am sorry but does anyone here, except for Soap fan and Barko maybe, give a fuck about how to order Som tam? and in the Massage Thread?[/QUOTE]You could use the ignore list :DBut I will try to get back to massage if Barko will too.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I guess YMMVI tried Darlings 4 times and went there "to look" a dozen times. Was disappointed everytime. I found the girls to be lazy and pushy about getting tips for their lack of service. Maybe I picked the wrong ones?In any case, I will not shed any tears if Darlings was to close its doors. From what I hear, they are on their last legs anyhow, many girls have gone.[/QUOTE]same ... have been to Darlings (but maybe only 1/2 dozen times)why is it the ladies always look sooooo disinterested, why would I try to be serviced there?

[QUOTE=MilesToGo]same ... have been to Darlings (but maybe only 1/2 dozen times)why is it the ladies always look sooooo disinterested, why would I try to be serviced there?[/QUOTE]To be honest: in the past (2006..) there were some pretty girls with whom I had good sessions. I don't know what happened nowadays with our Darlings.

Before returning to SGP I went to Nataree. In the past had good times here.Most of the sidelinegirls seemed hardly twenty years old with very skinny bodies. Although they looked pretty and friendly I am not really turned on by girls who I can lift with one hand.Finally choose a girl that seemed to have a pretty face to me. In the room she told me she was originally from Laos. I don't know if she spoke the truth but I do know that her service and attitude sucked. She behaved like some kind of drug-addict. After one hour I decided to leave.

Dark rainy night here in Phuket, HDD browsing old stuff. Lots and lots of old stuff.OK, Nic said that this A24 girl "isn't as cute as her pic and her skin color is darker than on the picture", so you guys can all look, but he can't.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]Thursday is Y day off. :(You don't want Thai massage! Too painful.Yok would not do that unless specifically requested.Nope they are closed from 13 - 16 or 17, and Y was working yesterday but she was probably on outcall - and normally her day off is Wednesday, but she hasnt taken any day off lately for private reasons.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]You could use the ignore list :DBut I will try to get back to massage if Barko will too.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's is, blame others... :DCome on, you have so much to offer here other than Som tam ;)How about a report about how miss Superstar got you to shoot 6 times? (I'm not going to say 7 because that's reserved for the KTV Rabbitt" :)

[QUOTE=Barko]OK, Nic said that this A24 girl "isn't as cute as her pic and her skin color is darker than on the picture", so you guys can all look, but he can't.[/QUOTE][lying]I didn't look, I swear [/lying]Miss Jeab looks good in that 1st shot but not so good in the 3rd. And yes, she still looks darker than on her Photoshopped album Photo in the A24 massage Shop. Or maybe that day she did not have time to apply the white paint on her face yet?

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]To be honest: in the past (2006..) there were some pretty girls with whom I had good sessions. I don't know what happened nowadays with our Darlings.[/QUOTE]lucky for you that you got combo of looks and performance.Fishbowls seem to actually quite hard to choose because of such limited interaction available even when papasan allows the lady to come out and do a meet and greet. If I don't get a good vibe from a lady, despite her good looks - probably going to be a starfish session.