Sosua Reports

I'm "Dead man walking", it's the prison term for guys walking to the execution chambers. I'm headed to the airport in SDQ after an island hop with a board member for 7 days. He had never been to Sosua, Puerto plata, and Boca Chica. Even though my " Old Sosua" is gone, let me say we had a blast. I'm headed to the airport feeling drained and guilty because no one should have the fun we had.

I even ran into Brother P as he tried to sneak in a Sosua quickly before Colombia. The rate now is 45.70. The new road going from SD to Sosua was smooth. And the ride down the coast from Nagua through Gaspar Hernandez, Río Sanjuan was improved.

I'm going to let the board member lead out as not to step on his toes. He will probably save some details for the "Gogo forum" to save the arguments here.

Stay tuned.

Shout out goes to Mr. GoGo for showing me the north coast and being a consummate host and tour guide. That brother is so smooth all he needs is a martini shaken not stirred. We hit Puerto Plata, Cabarete, The Sue and BC. To say we had too much fun would be a understatement.

The trip was worth every minute and every peso I spent. I honestly saw none of the negativity about Sosua that I read about here. The place has it's unique charms. I arrived not really looking for anything, extremely sceptical and in my sociological observation mode. I left a full participant and fully understanding why there is such a wide range of opinions on the place.

I loved it for my own unique set of reasons that will not go into here. I can't recommend it for everyone, but depending upon what you are looking for, from my perspective it has a lot to offer.

Mr. GoGo: Dead man walking? Ah hell nah! Your sentence has been commuted. They way I see it, you are just on a work release program until you finish serving your sentence. LOL.

[QUOTE=SavePros321;1876712]I'd imagine if you have $1500 - $2000 per month to live off of, you'd live like a fat King down there.[/QUOTE]And you would be right.

Living like a straight grand jefe (Big Boss) similar to me. My main girl calls me Prince. But the only thing PHAT on me is those lovely Dominican and Haitian asses riding my dick reverse cowgirl style.

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

[QUOTE=Bravo;1876687]I was speaking more in terms of a chica who decides to trash the room over a dispute. I think the original poster said his girl slammed the TV to the ground when they had a disagreement. I would imagine that management wouldn't be too happy with a girl who destroys their property, especially if the client decides he wants to fight the charges. (I know, I know. In the DR, he probably won't have any choice when it comes to paying for the bill. But I serious doubt managent will allow a chica who has a rep for going on a rampage to continue to come on their property.).[/QUOTE]A chica being extremely disruptive and / or destroying property, I can see why a hotel would want to ban her from a hotel. I totally get that, and agree. At the same time, I'm also aware that some disagreements don't escalate to that level, and yet some mongers are looking for empathy or assistance in dealing with a chica. Like one flipping the script on the price and refusing to leave. In those instances, a chica refusing to leave may not be looked upon as her being disruptive. At least not enough to get banned.

In enough instances, hotel staff and security are usually standing there doing nothing like they have doubts about who to believe. I was just saying. A typical monger would probably want her banned, OR told to hit the road, or have her escorted away from the premises. Something not likely to happen. In other words, I'm sure enough mongers would want chicas banned or escorted away just for trying to con a dude out of more money, and then refusing to leave. Apparently refusing to leave or conning a dude is not a bannable offense until she gets extremely disruptive.

I know a lot of the freelancers establishments tend to start opening toward the afternoon, but are there any establishments that operate like strip clubs / brothels still open. I know CMP and Passions have been closed for a while but was wondering if anything similar has opened up.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;1878941]The trip was worth every minute and every peso I spent. I honestly saw none of the negativity about Sosua that I read about here. The place has it's unique charms. I arrived not really looking for anything, extremely sceptical and in my sociological observation mode. I left a full participant and fully understanding why there is such a wide range of opinions on the place.

I loved it for my own unique set of reasons that will not go into here. I can't recommend it for everyone, but depending upon what you are looking for, from my perspective it has a lot to offer.[/QUOTE]Speaking like a true sex tourist.

How did you explain your Sosua trip to the elite circles you run with in SD?

Glad you had a good time though. I'd be bored too with only 10's in my SD harem; it's necessary to slum it once in a while with 5's and 6's in Sosua.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1879636]Speaking like a true sex tourist. .[/QUOTE]Mr. Parkinsons, let me help you with your English. The definition of sex, when used as a noun, is "(chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse". The definition of a tourist, when used as a noun, is "a person who is traveling or visiting a place for pleasure".

My trip was neither for sex nor for pleasure. You made an ASSumption that was invalid. Had you PM'ed me before writing your satirical post I could have saved you the embarrassment. If you don't know now you know.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1879636]How did you explain your Sosua trip to the elite circles you run with in SD? .[/QUOTE]First of all, my circles are indeed elite. That might be one of the reasons I never see you in them. Second, I am a Grand Jefe aqui (big boss here). And because of that I need not explain anything to anyone. If YOU ever reach that point in life then hopefully you will understand. Until then simply use your imagination. Third, you left out the part "We hit Puerto Plata, Cabarete, The Sue and BC". Is it a reading comprehension issue with you or did you just happen to overlook that part of my post? Three of those four destinations are perfectly acceptable among my elite circles (your words). Forgive me if I committed the sin of omission and forgot to mention one when asked about my trip. LOL. Fourth, I am a distributor for Grownman's hair business and a photographer. I took some great pictures and every chica I talked to about my hair wanted to see it. I had to take a few to the room and show them in person. LOL.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1879636]I'd be bored too with only 10's in my SD harem; .[/QUOTE]I'm not sure where you got the idea that I only have 10's in my harem in Santo Domingo. Nothing could be further from the case. In my current harem the line up consists of 10,8,7. And I'm not bored my man (another bad ASSumption by you). There is a difference between sex with working girls and sex with my harem girls. What that difference is an exercise left to the reader.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1879636]it's necessary to slum it once in a while with 5's and 6's in Sosua.[/QUOTE]Maybe for you Mr. Parkinsons. I'm certain you are projecting your paradigm onto me. IF you were trying to say the talent level that you encounter is in the 5 or 6 range or that because of genetic or personality deficiencies that's all you can pull, then just say that. And I'll understand.

Not that this was easy but I never saw Mr. GoGo with anything less than a 7 when he happened to have a chica accompanying him. And his chicas certainly did not fit the profile (so to speak). As for me I don't ever have a need to interact with a chica below a 7. Quality over quantity my man. I can do this because I am not a sexual tourist (reference is made to my early definition) and because I don't have plane to catch. LOL.

Holla at your boy next time you are in country and headed North and I'll show you how it's done in a more elite and distinguished manner. LOL. You have a good serve Mr. Parkinsons. But your backhand is weak.

Game, Set, Match to Mr. Subcmdr.

Now, do you have a sense of humor Mr. Parkionsons? If so, then you will take this in the spirit that it was written. If not, I can pick you one up used here and have for you the next time you are in country. I'll even fire up the Grand Jefe Mobile and drive north to deliver it for you. Because that's just how I happen to roll!

Let's continue to entertain the board members, shall we Mr. Parkinsons?

I appreciate the fact that you are voracious reader of my posts. Thank you! But your responses, although humorous, illustrate to me that you have a severe reading comprehension problem. I understand that you enjoy being critical of my use of language, in both English and Spanish, to hide this deficiency in your intellectual abilities. You are not unique in this aspect. Many others on this board do the same. Welcome to the club. LOL!

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1880224]I can understand you are too embarrassed to admit because you have to protect the image that you've built up, that you don't do P4 P because you are a "grand jefe" (correct Spanish should be "jefe grande". Although that's going to be another one of your Spanglish expressions that doesn't exist in Spanish.). .[/QUOTE]"Grand jefe" is an expression used here by Dominicans everywhere. I understand why you don't know this. It's because you don't really know this country. If you did you would also know the extensive use of "Spanglish as you refer to it" that has invaded Dominican Spanish. Why your experience is so limited is an exercise for you to figure out. Yes, "jefe grande" is indeed the correct Spanish. But if you consult any of the local Spanish Professors found on this board you will find the Spanish spoken in the Dominican Republic is not correct. But if your earholes are so offended by bad Spanish then maybe you should change your destination to someplace where they speak perfect Castilian Spanish like Northern and Central Spain. LMFAO!

Never said I don't see working girls. But I have no need to see them in Santo Domingo. That was another bad ASSumption on your part. No embarrassment here. To be embarrassed about my activities and then post them here defies logic. And I have plenty of that.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1880224]A while back you were adamant that you only have 8 - 10's in your harem. It's encouraging that now you've already lowered your standard to 7's. Give it some more time you'll get to 5's and 6's soon! I am honest enough to say that I have done 5's and 6's. Then of course as you said, beauty is different to everyone. My 5's and 6's are probably your 8's and 9's. .[/QUOTE]There you go again Mr. Parkinsons. Lying on your dick and projecting your paradigm onto me. Things change and now a chicas personality matters more to me. You have to factor that in when you are doing more than just paying to fuck for a ST or TLN. Now, I'm not sure why you would pay to fuck 5's and 6's but hey like I said it's your money and your life.

But if you want an idea of what the women of my harem look like ask, Grownman, Mr. GoGo, BQRibs or FibMac31. You want an idea of what the working girls looked like ask Mr. GoGo. You see, I share pictures with my friends here on the board. Since you haven't seen them then you know your status with me.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1880224]For instance, I don't intend to tell you how to live your life. My disagreement was not with how much you're paying your girls, what kind of gifts you are giving.. I just feel it's pointless that you come on an international monger board and repeatedly denounce international mongering (sex tourism)You are living in the DR as an sexpat (the word is an amalgram of "sex" and "expatriate". Nobody ever says "sexual expat", by the way.) [/QUOTE]That's incorrect use of punctuation in your post my man. Only one period is needed. Isn't Sexual Tourism the proper use of English? But I digress. I do find it interesting that you think my posts are pointless but you still feel the need to read them and comment on them. LOL!

No, you only intend to make ASSumptions about how I live my life and why I live it the way I do. How you came to understand why I live here defies logic. You have never said a word to me via PM before. The ones that have know that I moved here to expand my photography business and that I have recently become a hair distributor. If you don't know now you know.

I never denounced sex tourism. For proof of that read my tread (slowly and carefully this time). If you feel that is what I'm doing it must stem from your own internal guilt and embarrassment about your personal activities. There are mental heath professionals that can help you with that. Talk to them.

I feel that you, and the others like you, are the equivalent of the "one week millionaires" that pass through Las Vegas. You are good for the economy of the Dominican Republic. You provide jobs for the independent contractors and infuse hard currency into the economy. Since most of the activities involve consenting adults, I consider them harmless. There are working girls in every country of world the only difference is price. I thank you, and the others like you, for everything you do the help the chicas out. ROTFLMAO!

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1880224]The difference between you and others is that you live there full time. You do not operate from a moral high ground.[/QUOTE]No my man there is a bigger difference than that.

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. " - Theodore Roosevelt.

You are a critic. I am a man in the arena.

Now this has been a fun mental exercise. But it has not added any knowledge about Sosua nor provided any tips. At least in my initial post that you took issue with I reported that:

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;1878941]The trip was worth every minute and every peso I spent. I honestly saw none of the negativity about Sosua that I read about here. The place has it's unique charms. I arrived not really looking for anything, extremely sceptical and in my sociological observation mode. I left a full participant and fully understanding why there is such a wide range of opinions on the place.

I loved it for my own unique set of reasons that will not go into here. I can't recommend it for everyone, but depending upon what you are looking for, from my perspective it has a lot to offer.[/QUOTE]My only embarrassment was giving you a forum for your negativity. You need to relax. Go to Sosua. Get laid again. Write a trip report. And everything will be right in the world with you again. SMH & LOL.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;1880395]Let's continue to entertain the board members, shall we Mr. Parkinsons?

I appreciate the fact that you are voracious reader of my posts. Thank you! But your responses, although humorous, illustrate to me that you have a severe reading comprehension problem. I understand that you enjoy being critical of my use of language, in both English and Spanish, to hide this deficiency in your intellectual abilities. You are not unique in this aspect. Many others on this board do the same. Welcome to the club. LOL!

"Grand jefe" is an expression used here by Dominicans everywhere. I understand why you don't know this. It's because you don't really know this country. If you did you would also know the extensive use of "Spanglish as you refer to it" that has invaded Dominican Spanish. Why your experience is so limited is an exercise for you to figure out. Yes, "jefe grande" is indeed the correct Spanish. But if you consult any of the local Spanish Professors found on this board you will find the Spanish spoken in the Dominican Republic is not correct. But if your earholes are so offended by bad Spanish then maybe you should change your destination to someplace where they speak perfect Castilian Spanish like Northern and Central Spain. LMFAO!

Never said I don't see working girls. But I have no need to see them in Santo Domingo. That was another bad ASSumption on your part. No embarrassment here. To be embarrassed about my activities and then post them here defies logic. And I have plenty of that.

There you go again Mr. Parkinsons. Lying on your dick and projecting your paradigm onto me. Things change and now a chicas personality matters more to me. You have to factor that in when you are doing more than just paying to fuck for a ST or TLN. Now, I'm not sure why you would pay to fuck 5's and 6's but hey like I said it's your money and your life.

But if you want an idea of what the women of my harem look like ask, Grownman, Mr. GoGo, BQRibs or FibMac31. You want an idea of what the working girls looked like ask Mr. GoGo. You see, I share pictures with my friends here on the board. Since you haven't seen them then you know your status with me.

That's incorrect use of punctuation in your post my man. Only one period is needed. Isn't Sexual Tourism the proper use of English? But I digress. I do find it interesting that you think my posts are pointless but you still feel the need to read them and comment on them. LOL!

No, you only intend to make ASSumptions about how I live my life and why I live it the way I do. How you came to understand why I live here defies logic. You have never said a word to me via PM before. The ones that have know that I moved here to expand my photography business and that I have recently become a hair distributor. If you don't know now you know.

I never denounced sex tourism. For proof of that read my tread (slowly and carefully this time). If you feel that is what I'm doing it must stem from your own internal guilt and embarrassment about your personal activities. There are mental heath professionals that can help you with that. Talk to them.

I feel that you, and the others like you, are the equivalent of the "one week millionaires" that pass through Las Vegas. You are good for the economy of the Dominican Republic. You provide jobs for the independent contractors and infuse hard currency into the economy. Since most of the activities involve consenting adults, I consider them harmless. There are working girls in every country of world the only difference is price. I thank you, and the others like you, for everything you do the help the chicas out. ROTFLMAO!

No my man there is a bigger difference than that.

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. " - Theodore Roosevelt.

You are a critic. I am a man in the arena.

Now this has been a fun mental exercise. But it has not added any knowledge about Sosua nor provided any tips. At least in my initial post that you took issue with I reported that:

My only embarrassment was giving you a forum for your negativity. You need to relax. Go to Sosua. Get laid again. Write a trip report. And everything will be right in the world with you again. SMH & LOL.[/QUOTE]This was said on another thread, but it bears repeating. You never seem to miss an opportunity to promote the wonder and beauty that is you.

Checking the six months you have been posting, totalling just over 100 posts, most of those have been arguments and ego inflation exercises. There are few major posters on the boards you have not argued with. Frannie, Tempoecorto, even those you have kissed and made up with, like Mr Gogo and GrownMan1. You have wasted no time in lecturing people with close to 1000,2000, or even 3000 posts. You have 5 pages of posts, mostly arguments, objections to having your Spanish corrected, and crowing about your expertise from living in the DR for 2 years. I, for just one example, have 300 pages of posts dating back to 2004 and I have to listen to smack about your expertise?

It could be that most of the other posters on the board have an inflated self image, an ego that can't abide correction, and a confrontational style that always demeans others, but its more likely its you, amigo.

GrownMan1 in a post to you.

To be honest at 11:27 Feb the 16 Mr. G whatsapp me about your Blog and said he was going to give you his take and help support you in your new Blog. I replied at the same time SubCmdr opened a new blog. He must be tired of taking to the man in the mirror and needs an audience. I'm trying to like him but I see our characters collide. Before I comment or support, I am going to chill because you have a history of taking an offense to peoples comments who are not try to offend you.

He pegged you pretty well.

Seriously, Try to avoid this habit of demeaning all others while inflating your ego. You sound like Donald Trump. I AM THE GREATEST -BLANK. I HAVE THE GREATEST BLANK.

There are others on the boards who also live in the DR, most longer than you, yet somehow, they manage to avoid the constant sarcasm, offensive manner, and constant self-love.

As evidenced by the recent exchange you had with Parkinson, people tire of hearing about your perfection. There are too many examples of this in your six month board presence for the space allowed. (And I could list the examples for you. Its a long list, my friend). One gets the impression that if you had the flexibility, you would fellate yourself.

As a resident, you can certainly provide your insights, but don't presume you are unique. That is arrogance.

[QUOTE=Yanqui69;1880620]There are others on the boards who also live in the DR, most longer than you, yet somehow, they manage to avoid the constant sarcasm, offensive manner, and constant self-love.
[/QUOTE]You dedicated a lot of your precious time to a persona that might best be termed as a verbose exercise in "narcissism"; barely worth it.

[QUOTE=Yanqui69;1880620]This was said on another thread, but it bears repeating.[/QUOTE]Actually Mr. Yanqui69 it does not. I will not waste the time of the board members by making a almost identical post here like you did. Those who are interested will find my reply in the thread Politics in the Dominican Republic.

Why did you do that Mr. Yanqui69? Afraid enough people won't read your message down in "the hole" where I reside most of the time? I know it's very important to you, but you need to take one off your post count. Lo siento por ti. Take it easy.

Flag on the play. Personal Foul: Unsportsmanlike conduct. 15 yards. First down!

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1880746]Is this argument really necessary, or useful to anybody else reading this? Can someone instead write a post about how they like to move back and forth between Sosua and Cabarete and work both angles, you know for the benefit of those who haven't been there? I don't think anyone reading this is getting any real insight out of this petty argument.[/QUOTE]It is sad, as usual. Nobody post a trip report, but plenty of useless arguments!

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1880796]It is sad, as usual. Nobody post a trip report, but plenty of useless arguments![/QUOTE]What do you call this Mr. Tomjackin?

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;1878941]Shout out goes to Mr. GoGo for showing me the north coast and being a consummate host and tour guide. That brother is so smooth all he needs is a martini shaken not stirred. We hit Puerto Plata, Cabarete, The Sue and BC. To say we had too much fun would be a understatement.

The trip was worth every minute and every peso I spent. I honestly saw none of the negativity about Sosua that I read about here. The place has it's unique charms. I arrived not really looking for anything, extremely sceptical and in my sociological observation mode. I left a full participant and fully understanding why there is such a wide range of opinions on the place.

I loved it for my own unique set of reasons that will not go into here. I can't recommend it for everyone, but depending upon what you are looking for, from my perspective it has a lot to offer.

Mr. GoGo: Dead man walking? Ah hell nah! Your sentence has been commuted. They way I see it, you are just on a work release program until you finish serving your sentence. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1880746]Can someone instead write a post about how they like to move back and forth between Sosua and Cabarete and work both angles, you know for the benefit of those who haven't been there? I don't think anyone reading this is getting any real insight out of this petty argument.[/QUOTE]I agree that is not necessary. But the real question is why you don't travel to both places and write the trip report yourself? Take it from me having experienced both places myself the trip reports that I read before venturing forth on my first visit left much to be desired.

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1880746]Is this argument really necessary, or useful to anybody else reading this? Can someone instead write a post about how they like to move back and forth between Sosua and Cabarete and work both angles, you know for the benefit of those who haven't been there? I don't think anyone reading this is getting any real insight out of this petty argument.[/QUOTE]I believe OldKool has written a few reports about his travels between Sosua and Cabarete. Surfer also might have a few.