Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Frankfurter]What follows is not a mongering report but I thought you guys should know.

They try nowadays everything to keep the tourists away.

Last night the honorable Brown Shirts (nice, how they now use the swine flu masks to obscure their faces) stopped every foreigner on a motocy and charged them with everything they could come up with. [/QUOTE]On a similar theme, last week I parked my bike in Walking Street and left it there after curfew (6pm? OK, that's my fault). Returned to find my bike had a chain around it, so spoke to the local brown shirt who summoned the guy with the key. Had to fill in the penalty notice for the fine, and he said "400Bht", then quickly corrected himself to "600Bht" when he remembered his starving wife and kids...

It sounds like I was quite lucky in comparison with Frankfurter.

[QUOTE=Aey Annies]Maybe something has been lost in translation here but this is what I posted
I would say that if pricing is the "only" guide for being busy and nothing else then we must have it just right then In the middle of a world economy problem and tourism down in Thailand as well. So this would mean our pricing is perfect or there is something else in Annie's making people come back all the time that means our pricing is not an issue.[/QUOTE]

.....or they could be mongers who don't know where the better places are.....better prices and better girls....or maybe they are lazy fat bastards who don't have explorers energy.......anything is possible in amazing Thailand.

[quote=frankfurter]last night the honorable brown shirts (nice, how they now use the swine flu masks to obscure their faces) stopped every foreigner on a motocy and charged them with everything they could come up with. my lady on the back seat had her hair done just previously and didn't want to wear a helmet although i asked her to. i had mine on. sure enough we got stopped, charged, motocy confirep001ed, put into the police pound on soi kophai overnight, no transportation from the scene of the crime to the police station on beach rd., from hotel to the other end of the town where the pound is located, night and morning, the whole deal.

it happened on this corner of phratamnak rd. and soi 18 (yensabai). other guys i talked to, some arabs too, were charged with speeding (sic! on this corner at 11pm the traffic is stop-and-go!), reckless driving, not signaling, not wearing helmets etc. while all the thai folks zoomed by, no helmets, front and back.

the real hassle is then to go to the main police station at night, wait for at least an hour, pay the fine (make sure you have enough cash on you!) and try to get the motorcy out of the police pound the next day. really great.

if this should happen to you make sure that you have:

- the rental contract,
- your international driver license and
- at least a copy of your passport with you.

and last but certainly not least:

make sure that you are sober or at least appear sober; otherwise you will have the questionable pleasure to see a thai prison from inside.

when you pick up the bike from the pound the folks over there try to squeeze an "overnight parking fee" (hilarious!) out of you. you need to be firm, don't pay. it's illegal. but hey, tit!
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most importantly, if all else fails be sure to have enough bribe money readily available.

Got a private message from a gentlemen who didn't read my former reports in which I explained where I met Brazilian girls in Pattaya. Well, maybe it's also useful for others.

There is a restaurant called Zippo at central festival center. There work at least two of them as dancer.
Than they can be found at the club called walking street and of course at walking street and beach road, if you are lucky.
I saw them also at Insomnia.
Maybe it's not so easy to recon them, since the look at first sight not too different from other Thai girls, since they are mulatas, bit typical features with fits also the most Thai girls, which are brown skin, broad noses and lips.
Only difference the brazil girls are chubbier, and have a ass under their skirts. Even chubby Thai girls have a flat ass.

I appreciate everybody posting their experiences. Thanks.

I'm really excited about my month long trip (August) to Thailand and can't wait to get to Pattaya. I've spent countless hours reading the board, of course I'm going to monger, but I've found more valuable info here compared to some 'tourist' non-sex type forums. Keep up the good work everybody and I hope I can add to the awesomeness.

[QUOTE=Lover Boy #2]lazy fat bastards[/QUOTE]Can you explain please?

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Most importantly, If all else fails be sure to have enough bribe money readily available.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Why did you not just give the cop 200 Baht? You`d have been on your way in 5 minutes.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]On a similar theme, last week I parked my bike in Walking Street and left it there after curfew (6pm? OK, that's my fault). Returned to find my bike had a chain around it, so spoke to the local brown shirt who summoned the guy with the key. Had to fill in the penalty notice for the fine, and he said "400Bht", then quickly corrected himself to "600Bht" when he remembered his starving wife and kids...

It sounds like I was quite lucky in comparison with Frankfurter.[/QUOTE]

I parked my bike on Beach Rd last time I was in Pattaya and the bike got lifted. I had to pay 400B at the police station on Beach Rd. Then I had to pick it up at place close to BigC in South Pattya. So it seems 400B is the correct rate.
My luck was then somewhere in between Frankfurter and Mouse1.

[QUOTE=Tim Bone]I parked my bike on Beach Rd last time I was in Pattaya and the bike got lifted. I had to pay 400B at the police station on Beach Rd. Then I had to pick it up at place close to BigC in South Pattya. So it seems 400B is the correct rate.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure Thais pay 200 baht. I think the way the cops do this cheating is it automatically charge every foreigner with not having a license, regardless of whether you have one or not (they prefer to assume rather than waste time asking for one). So its 200 for the actual offense - such as parking badly, or driving the wrong way, or driving without one's motorcycle hat - and 200 for the not having a license.

[QUOTE=DG69]Got a private message from a gentlemen who didn't read my former reports in which I explained where I met Brazilian girls in Pattaya. Well, maybe it's also useful for others.

There is a restaurant called Zippo at central festival center. There work at least two of them as dancer.

Than they can be found at the club called walking street and of course at walking street and beach road, if you are lucky.

I saw them also at Insomnia.

Maybe it's not so easy to recon them, since the look at first sight not too different from other Thai girls, since they are mulatas, bit typical features with fits also the most Thai girls, which are brown skin, broad noses and lips.

Only difference the brazil girls are chubbier, and have a ass under their skirts. Even chubby Thai girls have a flat ass.[/QUOTE]The name of the restaurant is "Zico" named after the notorious Brazilian football player from the legendary 1982 team... but I imagine those Brazilian girls can make it hot like a Zippo can :-)

[QUOTE=Jokerstar]The name of the restaurant is "Zico" named after the notorious Brazilian football player from the legendary 1982 team... but I imagine those Brazilian girls can make it hot like a Zippo can :-)[/QUOTE]


Yes, you might be right. Anyway is at Central Festival Center on the beach road side of the building. The girls dance there after 19:00 every few minutes a Samba. After closing of the bars the girls are free to do what they like and so I saw them walking at walking street. Another Brazilian girl (not the two dancer, maybe a previous dancer since the contract last only a few months for each dancer) asked me ones if I take her for ST or LT. Price was reasonable, but I didn't purchase her service, since I was very tired and just wanted go to the hotel for a sleep.

a left around 10 or so, so i slept for another couple of hours since i felt a bit tired and then headed out to get breakfast/lunch. grabbed a sandwich and was planning to lounge around on a sun chair for the afternoon, but then bumped into "one" on beach road and decided to go for "fun" instead of "sun" to start the day off...

headed back to my room for a quick bbbj/cim, nothing to write home about, except for her reaction to cim. i've put a pic of her facial expression after this in the photo gallery, priceless... :)

then back to my original plan which was to do nothing all day except for sitting on the beach drinking beer and coconut, maybe a foot massage if i would feel ambitious all of a sudden. low and behold, i managed to pull this off... :)

with all this activity i thought that i deserved an after beach bj, so picked up chi from beach road and took her back to my hotel. chi was happy to be filmed giving head, and she was totally fascinated by watching herself on the camcorders little screen. it's a pretty cool movie, but an average bbbj/cim.

then dinner, and then i went to the "pumping station". they have re-branded as "pump station" and are a bit further down the street then when i was last in pattaya. picked pat, a skinny and pretty descent looking girl. a very nice bbbj/cim executed while i sat on one of the bar stools sipping a beer and watching a porno, managed to time blowing my load to exactly the same time that this happened on the tv screen.

in addition to changing their name and location, "pump station" has revised their pricing structure completely. used to be 375 baht (from memory) for bbbj in the upstairs bar, and then a discretionary tip. now it was 875 baht for this! when i got my bill this included my beer (probably 90 baht or something) so left the change from 1,000 baht as a "tip" and won't be returning there. you can get the same from beach road for 500 baht, or from a beer bar girl for 500 baht st + 2/300 baht bar fine in the comfort of your own hotel room with pictures and everything, why bother with this place?

by this time it was around 9 o'clock, but rather than head home and sleep i thought i would go for 4, so headed towards soi 7. went into several beer bars and chatted to two or three cute girls, but my motivation levels were low so didn't find anything that seemed right, so kept going. gave up on this area and headed to the a go-go that plays mostly rock music close to the bottom of soi 13/2. was tempted by two hot ladies that rubbed all over me and were suggesting a three some, but they wanted 2,000 baht each and i was too drunk and lacked the stamina for two girls, so left and headed towards walking street. more beer bars, nothing that got me excited, although i was getting drunker, then finally found a really cute girl at one of the beer bars that interested me. we had a nice conversation, but she thought that it would be better if we went together the day after since she thought i was a bit too drunk. (i wasn't acting out, but was starting to slur my speech a bit.)

kept going, then found a really hot chick at one of the bars were they play live music, and she was happy to go with me, so we took one of the blue pick ups back to my hotel. when we get to my room she wants 3,000 baht, for st! my drunken mistake, guess i should have confirmed before taking her out. offered her a generous 20 baht to pay for her taxi back to walking street, she declined this tip...

out i went again, and now things were starting to close, but tim's beer bar a go-go was still open so went in there. was approached by a nice looking girl that i chatted to. she asked how come i hadn't taken a girl back for the evening yet, i said that i was selective and wanted to find the perfect girl. agreed to bar fine her for 600 baht, then in my pretty drunken state i thought i should ask her whether she was a lady-boy or not... stupid idea since that pissed her off! anyway, back to my place with her still being angry. after 5 minutes of a sloppy bbbj from her i realised that i was too drunk to cum, especially with her not putting effort in. switched her from lt to st, and sent her home with 1,000 baht (probably could have gotten her to 500 baht in hindsight since i hadn't popped, but was too drunk to argue).

note to self from this evening: pace yourself with both beers and girls

in summary, a great day followed by myself causing myself a less than great evening, but then there is always the next evenings...

link to part 8:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=906508[/url]

one:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=901158[/url]

chi:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=901155[/url]

To get back into pace from the evening before I picked up Maya from Beach Road after breakfast for a BBBJ/COF.

When we got back to my hotel room she declared that filming her would cost an additional 100 baht, and when I was about to give her the COF she declared that COF was an additional 100 baht. She takes COF very well though, she doesn't flinch and she also smiles afterwards rather than the look that most girls have when they have after a COF. When watching the little movie clip there is this one part were she warns me about CIM, she stops, looks up, and declares "you cum in mouth 1,000!"... Makes me laugh when I watch it. :)

Then non-mongering activities for the rest of the day and picked up Tik from Beach Road to empty out my load before going out for the evening.

Tik is not the normal type of girl that I would chose since she is a bit old and also a bit chubby. When I walked past her at first I wasn't interested at all. She came up to me and said "I do special for you, when I smoke you can cum my mouth". So? This was followed by her explaining she does everything, pictures, anal, and so on. Doing anal with her sounded fun, so said ok.

Back to my hotel room, for a lousy BBBJ. Mostly hand, and cum on lips rather than CIM. Totally worthless, so that fat old chicks give good head isn't always true I guess. Had a beer, chatted a bit, then was time for a little anal adventure. She can take this pretty well, but had this annoying habit of saying "cum" "cum" which turned me off quite a bit.

When she was getting dressed she suggested a threesome with her friend and that I could fuck them both in the butt, which sounded nice. She said that her friend has a shaved head and asked if this would bother me, I didn't think that much so said that this was fine, so this was scheduled for the next day. (I did not want to waste an evening on Tik.)

A bit of skipping forward chronologically here, but will put detail of the adventures with Tik and Nok here.

The girls arrived on time, and took their shower, and then I had them both blow me. Getting head from two girls is really great, had one of them licking my balls when one was working away at "the captain", had one rim me while the other one gave head. This should have been great, but it really bothered me that the one girl had no hair. She had a nice body and everything, but this was just too weird for me. Anyway, blew my load on both their faces, Tik ended up with most of it.

A bit of rest and recouperation, then I told them I wanted them to lick each other's pussies. Some OKish lesbo action, and then Nok put on the strap on and started doing Tik in the missionary position. Stuck my dick in Tik's mouth, this should have been great, but couldn't stop being bothered by the girls shaved head. Was also bothered by the girls' poor hygiene since they didn't put a condom on the strap on.

Anyway, this is where vitamin V is helpful, so stayed hard despite being weirded out. So stood up and told Tik to lube herself up. Nok got on her knees and blew me while Tik was getting ready. Put Tik in the doggy position, and slipped into her butt. Did this for a minute or two, then handed Nok the KY and she got ready. Then switched to Nok's backdoor. After about 30 seconds I realised that I hadn't switched condoms between the girls which again disturbed me, but put a towel over Nok's shaved head so at least I didn't have to be bothered by that. Pounded away for a while, then Tik started saying "cum" "cum" which I really disliked, so asked her to go sit quietly on a chair and watch. Pounded away for a while, and while vitamin V helps with staying hard it also makes it harder (at least for me) to blow my load so gave up after a while. Contemplated giving up and sending them on their way, but then decided to wank off on their faces.

This should have been a cool experience, but the combination of being hungover, being desensitised from too much fun, poor hygiene, and Nok's shaved head made it a bit lame.

Only fun thing is the reason for Nok's shaved head. She had stopped working as a bar girl and gone to be a monk (don't think female buddhist monks are called nuns, but maybe I am ignorant?) and had to shave her head for this. However, she had been kicked out for sidelining as a bargirl while going through her trial period as a "monk"...

Part 9:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=905754[/url]

Maya:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=904490[/url]

Tik:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=901128[/url]

There's a small jump in chronology here since Nok from Angelwitch was between Tik and Tik & Nok.

In the evening I headed to the a-go go that is probably my personal favourite in Pattaya, Angelwitch. I really like their set up, it is a bit of stadium seating around a central stage, and it is large enough to have a great selection of girls and some good shows. I was really looking forward to spending the evening there. (Owner of Pattaya Angelwitch, please PM me commission for this endorsement, a free beer is fine... :)

Got there around 10 in the evening, it wasn't that crowded since the show hadn't started but was assured by the mama-san that it was going to start in 10 minutes. Two beers and 45 minutes later still no shows, but was fine with watching the girls dance on stage. They come on in two shifts and unlike other a go-gos there are some girls that dance properly rather than shuffle around with a bored look on their face.

Deflected the girls the mama-san proposed to me (politely). "Waiting for my friend, maybe we can have a drink after he arrives but now I just want to relax and watch the girls dance."

After a while the shows kicked off, and they are pretty good. After a while I picked Nok, she is #5 and is pretty fresh. Bar fine her after 20 minutes of chatting so she can sit with me. Sat back and drank a few beers with her and just enjoyed myself. Then mama-san plumps down in the seat next to me and strikes up a conversation, then suggests a round of three tequilas. I thought fine, probably makes for more certainty about better service if it looks like I am friendly with mama-san, so tequilas were ordered. Then an hour later mama-san plumps down next to me again, another round of tequilas gets suggested... Am a bit buzzed and in a jolly mood, so why not?

When mama-san leaves Nok then discretely shows me that there are four mama-sans roaming the various seating areas doing the tequila scam. She explains how to deflect mama-san, sit on the edge of the seat, then mama-san can't sit down. I do just that, then enjoy watching all the roaming mama-sans hunting tequilas in the other sections.

When the shows are finished I realise I haven't asked Nok what she wants for LT. She wants 2,000 "because mama-san says that is what she should charge". Decide to bite the bullet on the overcharge since I am already a bit buzzed and it's late, I really want to do Nok, and I have already paid the barfine.

Back to my hotel for a pretty enthusiastic although unskilled BBBJ (can tell that she doesn't really like giving head) and then good sex. Sex again in the morning before Nok leaves.

Day after I have pre-beach 3-way with Tik and Nok, then after beach BJ from Nan. Nan had some cute braids that attracted me to her, and she gives good head with no hands and can go pretty deep.

Next evening I hit some more go-gos and then settle on Woyn. A nice evening talking to Woyn and her friend while I am fingering Woyn's ass and her friend smiles at me naughtily. Didn't realise until next morning that Woyn is pretty ugly, but had a great time hitting Woyn's backdoor when we got back to mine, and another anal session in the morning before she leaves.

Nok from Angelwitch:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=900417[/url]

Nan:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=901494[/url]

Woyn:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=901497[/url]

Part 10:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=907757[/url]

Day after I spent on non-mongering activities, then picked up Big Tits 2 from Walking Street. Very camera shy, and at best average BBBJ. When she got tired she wanked me with her tits until I came which was pretty good, but she was a bit shy and weird, but everything can't work out perfectly I guess.

Went back to Walking Street in the evening and went to a couple of a go-gos. Eventually settled for Wan, a very tall, light skinned, and nice looking lady from Laos. Barfined her and then went to watch a live band play, both of us had a great time jumping around with the audience and singing along to the music, and drinking and laughing and just having a great time really. Then when we get back to the hotel I realise that Wan is very very drunk and she throws up. Not exactly a turn on... Anyway, long story short, Wan eventually falls asleep on the floor in the bathroom and spends most of the night throwing up. She's apologetic and tries to give me a BBBJ for about 30 seconds, then runs off to throw up again. I'm quite tired from all the jumping around and so on, so I fall asleep pretty shortly thereafter. Wake up the next morning with a freshly showered Wan pulling the blanked off me with a smile on her face. Kisses me all over my body, a nice and slow BBBJ, then on with a condom and rides me slowly and then gradually increasing the pace until she is going faster and faster and then I blow my load. She slides off me, takes the condom of, goes into the bathroom and returns with one of the small towels that she has splashed warm water on. Cleans me up, says "sorry for last night, I drink too much". I instantly forgive her. I give her 1,000 baht, she says thank you and leaves, and I fall asleep for another hour. A nice way to wake up in the morning definitely!

Lessons learnt: None really, had a blast the evening before and she made up for it in the morning.

Head out for breakfast, and bump into Nui on my way back to the hotel. She's wearing a red dress that catches my eye, and we head back to the hotel for BBBJ/CIM. Pretty well executed, but not overly memorable. Only intersting thing is that after CIM she looks into the camcorder and lets it all dribble out of her mouth onto "the captain" and then puts "the captain" back in her mouth.

Also an after beach BJ from Wui (unmemorable, and didn't take any pics).

Nui:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=901499[/url]

Big Tits 2:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=901517[/url]

Part 11:

[url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=907765[/url]