Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2245827]Man you must be trapped in the 70's. Really the only chick that I can remember offhand of having hair is an older school teacher that I used to mess with a few years back. If you are talking about hookers then 9.9 times out of 10 she is not going to have hair. I can't even think of any other non-pros that I mess with that have hair. Maybe try your luck up in Isan.[/QUOTE]70's LOL. That is rather exaggerated.

You are suffering Alzheimer's most likely. Girls dancing nude in Long Gun bar in early 2000's had hair, possibly trimmed. Very few totally bald pussies back then I think in that bar. Maybe a percentage. Naturally I particularly remember some of my favourite girls from the era that had some or most had pussy hair. Sheba and Suzie Wong had more totally bald pussies and became almost mandatory last 10 years or so, maybe 15.

Even now plenty of Thai girls have some hair perhaps trimmed to "landing strip" as Goatscrot calls it, but certainly not all completely bald. Some MP girls in Bangkok have too much hair. Probably would not be permitted in Tulip or Snow White but in some other MPs yes. A couple of years back had a very young newbie cart bar girl completely untrimmed. She just did not know any better. LOL Till her clothes came off, no one realised she had magnificent hidden big full tits as well. So I put up with the hair but thought to take her Crazy House to see the nude pubes.

In late 90s there was a time with nude dancing in Nana Plaza. Girls haspussy hair. I even have some pics from that era.

I will say I have seen very little pussy hair in Europe since 2000, but Thailand has always been more conservative and behind in this area.

Day 1, Monday.

I am back! Back in Pattaya for about 17 days of, I hope, fun and adventure.

I flew in from the US via EVA airlines, which I have fondly spoken of previously. They are certainly my recommended airline to use if available to you. Only downside is you have to go through Taipai, and they seem to get the gates, in BKK and LAX anyway, that are about as far from the central terminal as one can get!

Anyway, on to the reports.

I arrived at my hotel mid-afternoon and decided to unpack and rest rather than immediately head to Soi 6 as has generally been my course of action. Banana Boy (BB) is in town and I wanted to see him and we agreed to meet up on Walking Street (WS) that evening. I met up with him around 8 PM and we decided to check out several agogo's. We first went to Palace. They had some 16 girls on stage, with more in reserve, and I was impressed with the number of really cute girls there. There were several girls I would consider Bar Fining (BFing), but the evening was young and we were on a reconnaissance mission. (Plus, I had a girl in mind at another club that I wanted to be my first girl of the trip.) I was also impressed that three hot girls knew BB and came over to either sit with him or to say Hello,. Wow! I did manage to speak with a girl, Nuk (I think that was her name), #163. She is one I may go back to BF later. We stayed there for a while then moved on to the next club, but the night was starting out good. I can often go into an agogo and not find anyone I would strongly consider taking home, but here there several of high quality.

Next we went to a new club I had never been to, Panda. I was again favorably impressed. Lots of super hot girls. I met Me, #57 I believe, a really cute girl and I have plans as well to go back to see and possibly BF. So far, I am impressed with what I am seeing.

Next we went to Tantra, another club I don't think I have been to. Wow. They had a ton of girls in hot school girl outfits, almost every one of them cute and slender. They also had some girls come out for a topless show, but I found most of them a bit chunky, but the school girls were almost all really cute, with a few of them super hot. BB knew one of them and she came over, but we were both in awe of one girl up there (no name or number), and unless BB gets her first, I will try to BF her. Really hot girl. Of course, as I know so well, hotness in body often does not equate to hotness in performance.

BB and I then split up. I went to What's Up as I wanted to see Noi, who I spoke of last April. I had wanted to BF her but she had put me off, saying I surely wanted someone younger (she was around 30, but still looked awesome). Then she was taking some time off on my last few days in Pattaya and I never go to press her, but I was assuming that she would go with me. But yeah, three clubs with plenty of super attractive girls!

BB was about to call it an early night, so we split up. I was wanting to BF Noi at What's Up. I raved about her in my previous report, but had failed to BF her, and when I went back to ask her she had taken several days off so I had to leave without getting the chance. I had to way to contact her, so I was not even sure if would be there or even if she would agree to be Bar Finded (BFd). So I entered the club and asked for her, and they went to get her, so she was there. A few minutes later she comes out an she smiles when she sees me.

Side Note: I don't understand how the girls can remember us after months have gone by. I have problems remember girls I had talked to an hour previously, or had sex with the day before! But some of these girls can remember a single encounter a year or two later! How?

But Noi comes over, seemingly happy to see me, and sets down next to me. I bought her a LD and we talked a bit, as best we could with my old ears and the ridiculously loud music anyway. After a while, her friend Baa, who was doing a single dance in the corner, came over. She was younger and tighter, and Noi asked if I wanted to BF Baa as she was younger. I told her I was there for her this night. But I bought both girls LDs. Then later another friend, Whan, came over, and more LDs were bought. Whan was crazy and started Frenching me. Not quite my type physically, she was pretty and I liked that she was being physical. Noi wasn't, just holding my hand a little, and I should have taken that as a warning sign. But. I have also found that active ladies in the bar does not lead to great performances in bed. And I liked Noi as she seemed more mature and level headed and, at my age, there is benefit to that!

But, I am too embarrassed to say how much I spent in LDs and, for Baa and Whan, bra-stuffing tips for their personal dancing for me. It was worse than what I would do at Peppermint! But it was fun, but not something I want to do more than once per trip. I mean, I tipped and let them drink away three Soi 6 girls! Kind of strange how we guys know better yet end up buying so many drinks. But again, I knew what was happening and the girls were entertaining, and I was having fun, so it was ok. Once.

The other girls were asking if I was going to BF Noi. Whan wanted me to BF her too! I said I wanted to BF Noi, but it was up to her. They told her what I wanted so she knew when I asked, and she agreed. I wisely have started to only do ST BFs first, and that is what I asked for and she agreed. It was just after midnight and the BF was 1000 and her ST rate was 3000 baht. I agreed and she went to get ready. She looked like the classical girl next door in her street clothes. We took a motorbike taxi to my hotel on Soi 7 for 100 baht.

Now, many of you long time readers know I have a significant problem coming with a condom. Not only that, for whatever reason, I have yet to come either orally or manually with a woman in many years. I have no idea why, as I have received some terrific BJs here, and even after days without a release, it is near impossible. A few years ago I was able to come with a condom about every 3 days, but lately that frequency has gotten worse. However, when I go bare, I am quite sensitive. I can literally spend nearly an hour with intercourse, then with manual stimulation and awesome BBBJs, where I really try come but can't, and then if I enter her bare I can come in 20 seconds. So, it is not necessarily a reduced level of sensations that I have. I mean, the girl can ask why I can't come. I say I can't come easily with condoms. Then she asks then why I can't come with her mouth or hand when it is skin on skin. Um. Here has to be a mental element here, like I am expecting myself to fail, so I fail. But ok, sorry for the self analysis here, but I am obviously a very sexually frustrated person! Screwing all the young babes and not being able to come with them is a curse almost!

Anyway. Noi showers alone then I shower and we are in bed. She has sort of been a dream girl for me. She is not exactly hot or beautiful, and she is around 30 I think, but she is definitely that girl next door who you have lusted over and are dying to have. And here she is. But things don't work out like I had it in my fantasy. She is a bit rushed I feel. I wanted some touching but she wanted to get me hard. The BBBJ was nice while it lasted, but it stopped when I got hard, then she climbed on. She felt very good and I was looking forward for the finish. We did the cowboy, then missionary then doggie, but she was not being all that responsive and avoided any kissing. Then I felt the urge fading and I gave up. She did try some more oral and manual to try to get me off, but by then she acted like she wanted to go back to work. I gave up and, indeed, after the shower she commented on the time and how she needed to get back. We still had time, but she wanted to go. Fine. I was a super gentleman the whole time, but so much for the fantasy. I have a prostate gland full of fluid that can't get out. She did ask if my inability to come was her fault. I said no, which I suppose was mostly true. I should have been able to, even if she had just laid there, but had she shown a bit more excitement or engaged in just a few minutes of foreplay it should have happened. But I am twice her age, so why should be excited to have sex with me?? My wisdom of only doing ST BFs initially paid off here. I still like her and think she is a great girl and I am sure YMMV, but the fantasy with her is dead so I won't attempt to BF her again. I may go say Hello, as she is a great girl. (And after re-reading this, please, don't discount Noi over my experience. If you meet her and like her, go with her. She may be your heaven. Heck, maybe if I went with her again things would be different. Haha.).

This closes my first day back. Have no concern that I am depressed over my fantasy gone sour. I had a great time with BB and we plan to hook up again either tomorrow or the next day. WS is buzzing and full of hot girls for the high season now, and we dudes know the best way to get over a woman to get [I]over[/I] another woman! And a number of big posters from here will soon be in town, so I am hoping for an epic time! I hope I can keep up with it all!

Thanks FL. That was definitely a fun evening.

You better get to my Palace girl right at 7:30. That was a rarity the other night that there weren't multiple Japanese guys fighting over her attention. I guess word hasn't gotten out that she has returned. Hopefully your hotel doesn't have one of those anal rules that a girl must be 20 and over. My Palace girl is 19. Bring lots of cash with you for her drinks.

Sorry to hear about Noi. I know you have wanted her for some time now.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;2246017]After a while, her friend Baa, who was doing a single dance in the corner, came over. She was younger and tighter, and Noi asked if I wanted to BF Baa as she was younger. I told her I was there for her this night.[/QUOTE]Why do Thai chicks do this? Why do they try to push you off on a friend when you like them? I met a girl at the market once and we exchanged info. We would always message and one day decided to meet up at the market when she got off work. She brings a friend with her. She kept trying to get me with her friend saying that the friend was more beautiful and light skinned and whatever else. I said I went to talk to you the first time because I liked you, not because I wanted to know a friend of yours.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;2246017]She did ask if my inability to come was her fault. I said no, which I suppose was mostly true.[/QUOTE]Come on man. This was your time to let her have it. She asked for feedback and you told her everything was okay. But look at the list of stuff that you told us that she did or didn't do to ruin the session. You should have told it to her; especially by her asking! They won't get better if we do not teach them.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;2246017]Day 1, Monday.

I am back! Back in Pattaya for about 17 days of, I hope, fun and adventure.
[/QUOTE]No offense, just genuinely curious. How old are you?

[QUOTE=Phazze93;2246091]No offense, just genuinely curious. How old are you?[/QUOTE]Did you read the report?

"She is not exactly hot or beautiful, and she is around 30 I think.

But I am twice her age, so why should be excited to have sex with me?"

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2245962]Unfortunately Bush is making a comeback in some places in BKK as most Asian punters prefer it. Really sad to see this. I am not a fan. Landing strip up top is ok, but the the rest; bare.[/QUOTE]Some old guys still have a touch of nostalgia for a lush thick 70's Bush, regardless of the risk that it may harbor crotch crickets. As for Japanese mongers, they prefer a full dense Bush with the mild scent of jasmine. They find a well-tended silky soft luxurious Bush very alluring and aesthetically pleasing. Japanese girls apply conditioner, prune, and train their bushes with the skill and obsessiveness of bonsai masters.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2246064]Why do Thai chicks do this? Why do they try to push you off on a friend when you like them? I met a girl at the market once and we exchanged info. We would always message and one day decided to meet up at the market when she got off work. She brings a friend with her. She kept trying to get me with her friend saying that the friend was more beautiful and light skinned and whatever else. I said I went to talk to you the first time because I liked you, not because I wanted to know a friend of yours.[/QUOTE]I have always thought of this as a trick question. The girl (you want) is playing you by asking is you want to go with one of her friends when she know you really want to go with her. If you say yes, then her friend will refuse first and then the girl you wanted originally will say "oh, you did not want me really, you wanted my friend, so I also not go", or some shit like that. If you say no, then she will say "look now you hurt my friend's feelings and she cry. I cannot go with you because now I take care of my friend. ".

You can't win here!!

I usually say, I want you today and I want your friend tomorrow and on third day we all go out together. No one is going to hold me to it. And it works.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2246064]Why do Thai chicks do this? Why do they try to push you off on a friend when you like them?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2246162]I have always thought of this as a trick question. I usually say, I want you today and I want your friend tomorrow and on third day we all go out together. No one is going to hold me to it. And it works[/QUOTE]Ah. Maybe, she doesn't want to go with you, is not attracted to you,. Maybe. When I run into this, after she's done with her drink, I'll send her back and find someone else. A Wise Man said, many times: it's Your money, Your Time, YOU call the shots. If they aint showing you any love, show them the boot! (Or words to that effect.) Nice tactic, Blanq.

I just spent a couple of days in Pattaya. Left around Noon yesterday, flagged a taxi in the Walking Street area and asked to be taken to Lat Krabang Airport Rail Link station, one station away from Suvarnabhumi Airport, not all the way into the airport itself. Settled on 800 baht including tolls. From Lat Krabang station, I rode the Airport Rail Link to the end of the line at Phaya Thai bts station and then rode the bts train to Nana station. The entire trip from Walking Street to Nana bts station was 2 hours and 5 minutes.

Other than traveling in the middle of the night when there is much less traffic on the expressway and in the city, that is one of the fastest Pattaya/Walking Street-to-Bangkok/Nana area trips I have ever taken so I will probably do it that way again. Maybe do it that way in reverse on the Bangkok/Nana area-to-Pattaya/Walking Street trip as well. Total train costs were about 65-70 baht I think; 40 baht for the Airport Rail (from Lat Krabang station) and 25-30 baht for the bts portion.

Anybody else try it that way or know of an even faster ground transportation route? For me, the downside to taking a taxi all the way from the Pattaya to my apartment near Nana bts and vice versa is the high probability of spending almost an extra hour in city traffic on the Bangkok side. But this method cuts all of that out since you are on an elevated train to and from the Lat Krabang Airport Rail Link station. The taxi takes you right to the steps for that station, easy access to it from the expressway. There seemed to be plenty of taxis at that station for the ride from there into Pattaya as well. And as long as you only have a small bag or wheeled carry-on, those train transfers are a snap.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2246339]I just spent a couple of days in Pattaya. Left around Noon yesterday, flagged a taxi in the Walking Street area and asked to be taken to Lat Krabang Airport Rail Link station, one station away from Suvarnabhumi Airport, not all the way into the airport itself. Settled on 800 baht including tolls. From Lat Krabang station, I rode the Airport Rail Link to the end of the line at Phaya Thai bts station and then rode the bts train to Nana station. The entire trip from Walking Street to Nana bts station was 2 hours and 5 minutes.

Other than traveling in the middle of the night when there is much less traffic on the expressway and in the city, that is one of the fastest Pattaya/Walking Street-to-Bangkok/Nana area trips I have ever taken so I will probably do it that way again. Maybe do it that way in reverse on the Bangkok/Nana area-to-Pattaya/Walking Street trip as well. Total train costs were about 65-70 baht I think; 40 baht for the Airport Rail (from Lat Krabang station) and 25-30 baht for the bts portion.

Anybody else try it that way or know of an even faster ground transportation route? For me, the downside to taking a taxi all the way from the Pattaya to my apartment near Nana bts and vice versa is the high probability of spending almost an extra hour in city traffic on the Bangkok side. But this method cuts all of that out since you are on an elevated train to and from the Lat Krabang Airport Rail Link station. The taxi takes you right to the steps for that station, easy access to it from the expressway. There seemed to be plenty of taxis at that station for the ride from there into Pattaya as well. And as long as you only have a small bag or wheeled carry-on, those train transfers are a snap.[/QUOTE]My trip usually to Bangkok / Nana.

I park my bike at the station 40 baht, get a ticket to Ekaimai (spelling wrong?) 108 baht I tell the lady like to get off at Udon Suk (BTS stop) once off I walk up to the station get a ticket (47 baht) to Nana.

The buses leave every 20 minutes to Ekaimai, personal choice trip usually to stop is 2 hrs 15 minutes, BTS to Nana another 15 minutes.

Reverse usually is a bit longer since from Ekaimai bus station there is only 1 stop to another station prior to getting on the highway to Pattaya, Traffic is heavy on Sukhumvit if you travel on weekdays, I've done it on Sundays and it is much better.

[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2246118]Some old guys still have a touch of nostalgia for a lush thick 70's Bush, regardless of the risk that it may harbor crotch crickets. As for Japanese mongers, they prefer a full dense Bush with the mild scent of jasmine. They find a well-tended silky soft luxurious Bush very alluring and aesthetically pleasing. Japanese girls apply conditioner, prune, and train their bushes with the skill and obsessiveness of bonsai masters.[/QUOTE]Man has lived with female pubic hair with no problem since his existence. Yet, you somehow think its a health hazard since porn made it fashionable for some in the 21st century. If you think the absence of pubic hair is a norm on women, you haven't been with many women. A touch of nostalgia? No, it's called reality. Old guys? No, just guys who actually get laid.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2246064]

Come on man. This was your time to let her have it. She asked for feedback and you told her everything was okay. But look at the list of stuff that you told us that she did or didn't do to ruin the session. You should have told it to her; especially by her asking! They won't get better if we do not teach them.[/QUOTE]The main fault is with my own mind and / or body. She was better than Fon, if you remember the star fish I still have the hots for, who has been able to get me off twice, so why not Noi? She did what is typically expected. I mention things to you all that she could have done to have enhanced my pleasure. With me, it is possibly that just a couple of tiny little enhancements might have been enough to get me over the edge. But I don't know, so why blame her when it was 99% me?

But, I agree, I could have told her that the lack of even a bit of foreplay, the lack of some kissing and in making me feel rushed, might have been sufficient to have prevented me from getting off. Yes, I should have done that. So excuses aside, I agree. I may still not have come, but I would have felt better about the whole thing.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2245827]Man you must be trapped in the 70's. Really the only chick that I can remember offhand of having hair is an older school teacher that I used to mess with a few years back. If you are talking about hookers then 9.9 times out of 10 she is not going to have hair. I can't even think of any other non-pros that I mess with that have hair. Maybe try your luck up in Isan.[/QUOTE]Bald is best! A bushy thicket on the puss could provide cover and concealment for crab lice, genital herpes, warts, syphilitic sores, and molluscum contagiosum. It is easier to spot unwanted complications when a pussy is clean and bald. Some girls grow a thick Bush to hide things that mongers would rather not see.

[QUOTE=Phazze93;2246091]No offense, just genuinely curious. How old are you?[/QUOTE]Entering my mid-60's. I was made to feel better last night when several ladies were shocked, saying they thought I was 50. Man, I wish I had been visiting LOS when I was only 50! Condoms were not much of problem back then!