Pattaya Reports

the last evening of the trip i am pretty worn down after several days and nights of having a blast, but there is no way that i am going to stay home and sleep on my last night, so head to walking street.

decide to check out club boesche, and am quickly smitten by a little hottie called party. she is #31 and is featured in the club boesche calendar, young and with a beautiful body. it doesn't take me long to make up my mind and i bar fine her. her friend then comes up and suggests a threesome, rubbing party's tits. i still regret passing this opportunity up since her friend is gorgeous as well, but i just did not have the energy for this even though it would have been a great final evening.

me and party head to blues brothers. they usually have a great show, but this time the main band (that the owner that looks like jerry garcia plays in) is only on for a few songs since they have a guest band. now, one great thing about los is the number of live bands at bars, but this is just horrible. i have nothing against thai bands playing cover songs, but the singer in this band can't get the lyrics right because of his accent. listening to "soak on da wata, feor on the sky" was just lame, so i decide to leave. (i hope that i won't be flamed for this, some other thai cover bands were way better than the cover bands that play in my home country, but this band was just horrible and i am trying to explain why and am not making fun of accents.)

we head to lucifers, but my energy reserves are running low so despite being with a gorgeous girl i'm not in the mood to dance really, so around 1 am we head back to my hotel.

party's beautiful body gives me a nice energy boost when she undresses though! :) she suggests a 69, great idea. enjoyed licking her beautiful pussy while she was doing her thing on the other end. i can't blow my load from 69 though, so on with a condom and we get into the missionary position, party rides me, doggy style, and then she suggests a cof finish. hey, why not? so we finish that way. i suggest we memorialize the cof with a picture, party disagrees. too bad, that would have been a great pic!

go to sleep, wake up with party next to me. she hangs around for a while, but i am just too drained to do her again. i am regretting this still now that i am back home! i say thank you for a great evening, she smiles and gives me a hug, collects her money and leaves.

i head for breakfast/lunch, then go down to the beach to read a bit and take a nap.

maya from earlier comes skipping over to me towards the later afternoon, talks a bit, then suggests "i go with you". i say "i want to read my book a bit longer, but come back in an hour and you can give me my after-beach bj". she says ok and goes away. when i look over my shoulder i see her staking me out from across the street which makes me smile. when i get up to leave she jogs over to me and puts her arm under my arm, and we head back to my hotel for a repeat session. she performs pretty well, and takes another great cof. i point to a few things that i am not going to take home with me (lotions, soap, mouthwash, toothpaste, lube) and tell her that she can take the things she want since i am leaving them and she takes a couple of items. she gives me a hug and wishes me a safe journey and hopes to see me when i come back next, gives me a smile with one eye red from cum eye, then leaves.

i head downstairs since i have a late check out at 6pm, but don't need to head to the airport until around 9pm. i have a beer at the bar across the seat and watch people walking by, then decide that since it's my last few hours, and my girl count for the trip is 29, i should make it 30 and i head to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url].

same as bkk i make a little show for my amusement when looking at the selection of girls sitting in front of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] and pretending to take all this time to pick one. i go for one with really long hair and we head inside, grab a beer, and then head upstairs to one of the little room with the pink sofas. a very well executed deeptroat bbbj with cim, while "welcome to the jungle" is playing on the speakers. sort of the wrong theme song for the end of the trip... she finishes up, and i head back to the hotel to take the taxi to the airport.

maya bj sequence 2:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=901505[/url]

party:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=900431[/url]

part 12:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=907772[/url]

As a little end note to the reports and photos:

Have tried to post a full report with everything included since I think that makes for a better and more interesting to read "war story" rather than only putting in the things that went great.

I've included things that went well, things that went, well, less well, and things that went bad. And have included the good (Party), the bad (the girl from Tim's bar a go-go), and the ugly (Tik, Woyn...).

Happy to hear choices and decisions being critiqued ("you should know better than getting totally drunk and wasting loads of money like you did that one night you described", "you overpaid Nok from AW", "that girl X is butt ugly", "you look fat in your pics", "you made a bunch of spleling mistakes in your reports") are some suggestions... :)

Anyway, hope you enjoy the story and pics, and happy mongering!

Fun and Sun, I think I speak for most here when I say we are looking forward to hearing about your next vacation.

Great TR.

PS. you look fat in your pics ;)

Great reports Fun and Sun.

[QUOTE=Fun And Sun]Anyway, this is where vitamin V is helpful, so stayed hard despite being weirded out.[/QUOTE]LOL! I wonder if a doc would give you a prescription in the states for a comment like this "Yeah... sometimes weird shit happens and I can't stay hard, but I want to finish the job"

How about the nerve of this Yank ... thinking he could get away with commiting a lewd act in a Pattaya massage parlour.

The cops are 'cleaning up' the massage parlours here in Pattaya now.

[url]http://www.pattayaone.net/news/2009/july/news_22_07_52_3.shtml[/url]

[QUOTE=Daddy07]How about the nerve of this Yank ... thinking he could get away with commiting a lewd act in a Pattaya massage parlour.

The cops are 'cleaning up' the massage parlours here in Pattaya now.

[url]http://www.pattayaone.net/news/2009/july/news_22_07_52_3.shtml[/url][/QUOTE]Maybe she didn't feel like fisting an ass that day.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]Here's something nice courtesy of the Devil's Den in Pattaya.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxWt3COjCI[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/TheDevilsDenPattaya[/url][/QUOTE]

Damn youtube, they have deleted these clips

[QUOTE=Dextro Sol]Damn youtube, they have deleted these clips[/QUOTE]

I had a feeling they would be deleted because the vids were more suited for youporn. However, if you missed them you can always go to the source.

I totally agree with the poster here. Thoroughly enjoyed the write ups and accompanyng pictures. Sure, some of the gurls where not my type but each has their own. And you took the time, and it was a lot of time, to post.

Thanks

[QUOTE=1Ball]Fun and Sun, I think I speak for most here when I say we are looking forward to hearing about your next vacation.

Great TR.

PS. you look fat in your pics ;)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Daddy07]How about the nerve of this Yank ... thinking he could get away with commiting a lewd act in a Pattaya massage parlour.

The cops are 'cleaning up' the massage parlours here in Pattaya now.

[url]http://www.pattayaone.net/news/2009/july/news_22_07_52_3.shtml[/url][/QUOTE]
The guy just didn't pay enough. I'm sure she'd comply for an additional fee. What's the guy doing jerking himself off anyway? That's what the massage girl is for!

[QUOTE=Amjeck]The guy just didn't pay enough. I'm sure she'd comply for an additional fee. What's the guy doing jerking himself off anyway? That's what the massage girl is for![/QUOTE]

Those places are a lousy rip-off anyway. Did you see the hideous old bag in the photos in that linked news story? If you want someone's fingers in your behind it might as well be a cute one.

I visited one of those 'massage' places last month for the first and last time - one of the several that ply their trade on Soi Chiapoom. There are quite a few cute girls in those, and the prices are not high for the massage but they state a price of 500 extra for hand or BJ (I think we can imagine how much actual mouth you'd be getting with that BJ). They told me 1,000 extra for FS! Ridiculous.

I let her wank me for a while but of course could not attain release through such boring stimulation. I gave only 300 extra and she didn't complain.

[QUOTE=Opebo]and the prices are not high for the massage but they state a price of 500 extra for hand or BJ (I think we can imagine how much actual mouth you'd be getting with that BJ). They told me 1,000 extra for FS! Ridiculous.

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Yah, so many fools pay 500 for a hj. 500=FS in Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Dextro Sol]Damn youtube, they have deleted these clips[/QUOTE]Try on the site directly:

[url]http://www.devilsdenpattaya.com/profile.php?idEscort=41[/url]

[QUOTE=Daddy07]How about the nerve of this Yank ... thinking he could get away with commiting a lewd act in a Pattaya massage parlour.

The cops are 'cleaning up' the massage parlours here in Pattaya now.

[url]http://www.pattayaone.net/news/2009/july/news_22_07_52_3.shtml[/url]
[/QUOTE]

If thats a cum stain, the guy ought to deserve an entry in the Guinness Book of Records, particularly as he is reported as being 58:).

I suspect its a whitewash job!

1ball, scout, jgm

Glad to hear you enjoyed. My doctor told me I needed more liquids and more exercise to lose weight, so took his advice and went for a mostly beer and lots of shagging trip to Pattaya. :) but think I ended up gaining weight rather than losing it...

Had fun digging through my notes and pics and remeniscing when putting together the trip report. I was really annoyed after "the night of the giving head" but looking back at it makes me laugh at it in hindsight.