Phuket Reports

Hello to all. I am leaving the end of the month for Asia and as usual will be heading to Phuket for 4 days of R&R. I hav not seen much updates on the board and I hope someone has some recent updates to the action at Patong Beach. It has been a year since I was last there. Is the Christian massage place still open? There is nothing like a soapy to get the blood flowing. That was the only place in Patong Beach that I ever found. Any experiences in the discos? I am sure the same bars are still there on Bangla Road. Anyone with an update would be appreciated.

anyone know if Smokin Joe's Roadhouse is still closed/up for sale?

Just returned from an awful trip to Patong Beach.

Do not stay at Aloha Village hotel in Patong Beach. I stupidly agreed to stay there after the transport Van from the Airport made a sneaky little stop where they make you get out of the van and harass you about where you are staying. The lady said she would beat the price of my favorite hotel (the Summerbreeze) by a longshot, so I went for it.

I first want to say that I live full time in hotels and don't have a home or apartment because of my job. In other words, I've dealt with various hotel management and staff every single day for the past 4 years!
Aloha Village was the ONLY place I have ever stayed in that really made an effort to rip me off! Basically I paid for a week in advance, had to check out early, and they tried to keep all of my money. It was pathetic because they kept finding new reasons why they couldn't give me a refund for the nights I didn't stay. First they tried adding hidden charges that were never mentioned before, and then kept changing the room rate price to a higher and higher rate because I didn't stay all the days I had paid for.
First they quoted me 900 baht, then they said it was 1400, and then finally the manager called on the phone and said the rate was normally 2700 baht a night so that's what they would have to charge me!!! It was crazy! I got my money back, but only because the girl at the front desk had a miscommunication with the manager on the phone who refused to refund my money to the very end.

Oh, about the nightlife. This was my 3rd and final trip there. For me anyway, the quality of the girls was so low that it was a wasted trip.

Guys,

Patong is expensive to stay long-time if you're on a budget. I stayed in Phuket Town, early 2002. It's cheap, Patong costs 3 times as much. Of course, few signs of pussy around PT. However if you have rented your own bike, it's 15mins ride to Patong where all the action is. I liked Tiger Disco best in Patong. Some of the girls are really gorgeous. And I managed to bargain the price down to 500Baht for all-nighters usually. Phuket Island in general was a nice experience, better than Pattaya, by far. Those of you fellow mongers who head down to Pattaya, straight from Don Muang, are missing out on the real Thailand.

I’m off for Thailand for the 1st time next week, I’ll spend a few days in Bangkok and then head for Phuket. I do adore mongering, but I’ve been said that October means heavy downpours in Phuket and I’d be “devastated” if I had just to fuck and not enjoy a bit of relaxing on the beach/sea. Do I have to change my plans and head for a quieter island sacrificing nightlife or should I stick to Phuket.

Ta.

Alistair


Have no worrys regarding the weather in Phuket, yes it will rain and heavy at that. But it will only rain for short periods then the sun will shine! Remember that LOS is paradise! Assuming you are staying in Patong beach, don't forget to check out the "Rock Hard" bar.

Hi guys!

Just back from Phuket and wanted to share my experiences. Stayed the first 3 nights in Kata Noi. I have read in the forums that there was no action so I was not surprised. The only thing you might want to know is that the Kata Thani hotel charges 1500 Baht for overnight visitors. I thought that was too expensive so I did not even look for a gal to take home. You would not even find somebody in Kata Noi. Kata and Karon also seemed to be really quiet, low season. And to pay another 700 Baht for tuk tuk for the girl and 1000 for her services, come on! So I had some relaxation on the beach. I went to daytrip down Phuket town. There the taxi drivers show you pictures of girls in massage parlors. Massage and full service for 500 Baht. I didn´t believe this and did not try. But I had lunch there for 50 Baht so nothing is impossible. Went in front of the Palace hotel where the massage parlor is but it was very quiet in the afternoon.
5 days on Phi Phi island and no action at all, as the Phi Phi Island Village hotel is very separated and you can only go there by longtail boat. Anyhow, a lucky guy brought three TGs with him and certainly had fun.

For the last 4 nights I stayed in Patong, Club Andaman. And guess, how much they charge for a lady: 2000 Baht, no kidding! So I thought the best deal was to see Christine´s massage parlor as service is about 1500 Baht. But it all went different. First night I went to Tai Pan disco, where they had a live band. After 10 minutes sitting alone a BG, Dee, 24, appeared from nowhere. She was a freelancer and after a drink she offered my short time, sXck and fXck and massage for 500 Baht. I knew from the reports that was the going rate so I did not bargain. She knew a hotel where 3 hours where 300 Baht, all night 400 just down the street so we went there. She showered, than I, then we had some fun. One my way back to girls on the street offered me short timers for 500 Baht. I refused.

Next night I went to Star World disco where I found another girl. She was headed for long time, 1000 Bath and took me to a mansion that charged 500 Baht all night. Much nicer than the one before, with air con, TV, fridge and so on. If you want I can post the address. Well, anyway we had fun for the night. Next night I took the same girl (she considered herself being my short term girlfriend, so I got her for 500 Baht for the next nights) back to my hotel. I thought the worst that could happen was they wouldn´t let her in or she would have to be registered - in the latter case we would have left for another mansion. But the security guard at the back entrance could be "convinced" with 500 Baht (which I would have spent for the other room anyway) so we could go to my room. But he told us that next night we shoul not try as the guards change. Before we got to the hotel we went to an a-gogo-bar. About 15 girls dancing on the tables, but all covered. I was told you pay 1000 Baht to get her out of the bar and 2000plus to spend the night with them.

The next day we spent on the beach together. For my last night we went to another hotel that charged another 400 baht all night. It was okay. I where looking throughout the day for a room and also went to the Valhalla. Met the manager and he wanted 800 Baht for a regular room. But I did not chose it.

Club Andaman wanted another 1000 Baht for late check out. My flight was at night. So the girl, June from Chiang Rai, 24, took me to her place. She lives in a bedroom with bathroom together with 2 other girls in Patong. Same story I read here before: Just a bargirl for some months, mother sick, no money for studying, looking for a job. I gave her one of my private email-addresses so we will see how long she needs to send me the first pledge.

After all, Patong is THE sex tourism destination. It´s fun to go down the street and all the bargirls trying to get you inside. At the time I was there we had a Japanese gay convention. It was fun seeing the boys walk down the streets hand in hand and all the BGs dissapointed. For the ladyboys, I was a little bit irritated. I thought it would be hard to recognize one. But you can see it very obviously and when they begin to talk your will know. Weather was very bad, more rain than sunshine, Thai food was not spicy enough - they cook for the tourists but I am trained to eat Thai food so I was disappointed. But this doesn´t belong here. So I posted my general travel report on travelforum dor org for those who want to read it. Have fun and if you have a question I will be happy to answer.

Music Guy

Need info\advice

Hello there,

Loved all the posts and all the helpful hints posted in this forum.

We are a young married couple going to Phuket by the end of October, it seems that the main attraction there are girls, Sure don’t mind that, is there any erotic adult fun going on for lady’s (wife) or for a couple?

Patong has no real good Go-Go bars, there is some one in Soi Easy I think, with some show, but no nude girls or sex show. The Police have closed the places with good shows. But Patong have several good places like Star world, Banana Club, that is big discos with a lot of local "working girls” and tourists out for girls or just dancing. There is as well Tai Pan and VIP, and a new place that open this weekend. Just south of Patong on the way to Karon you have place called Safari Club, its bit outdoor/indoor place, they have often open late, after 2 AM, any tuk-tuk driver can bring you there, dint pay more than 150 baht (max 200).
Then it is Bangla with all the beer bars.

I also just got back from 5 days in Phuket. It rained every day and I never saw the sun. Still I managed to have some great sex and fun. Let me tell you the trick to not paying to bring girls back to your room is to make a reservation for 2. I do this all the time and when they try and collect, I remind them that I have paid for a room for 2 and this is my girlfriend. It always works and you don't pay anything extra for a reservation for 2 people.

I so much enjoy the ratio of women to men in Patong it has to be 10 to 1 or more. I had great luck in Thai Pan as they are still a great place to go. At night when all the bars close, that is where all the girls go. It is packed wall to wall with girls and the price at this time of the evening goes down and is very negotiable. Star world disco was ok, I met a nice girl there that I enjoyed, but I like a different girl each day in Thailand. Variety is the spice of life. One thing that I do in the disco is buy a bottle. If you order 4 or 5 drinks, you have paid for the bottle anyway. The bottle on your table attracts some nice action. I did see way to many lady boys at Star World and that made me uncomfortable. There was this one girl who danced at the hard rock that was half Indian and half Thai. She was very beautiful and sexy. I enjoyed her so much, she was very talented and gets a major thumbs up if you see her. Christine massage as always was good. For some reason I think my time each visit was shorter then it used to be. I am not sure if this is something they are doing on purpose. I also went to the massage place in Phuket town and had a grea massage there. Nothing like a soapy to put a smile on your face. I cannot wait to go back.

I flew to Phuket on August 15th. Sorry this is so delayed. I've been busy. I purchased a ticket on Air Bangkok on the 13th for about $120 round trip. I used the travel agency very close to Majestic Suites. They were nice enough to have my tickets dropped off at the front desk. Majestic to Airport took about 20 minutes and that was in the afternoon. I allowed 2 hours and I only needed an hour tops for travel, check in and boarding. Airport screeners in Bangkok are a joke. Not that I would ever try to smuggle something. But I think these people aren't cut out for such brain numbing work. Thai are meant to have fun and security screener is a soul sucking job.

The waiting area for Air Bangkok passengers is very nice. It even has complimentary drinks and snacks, even free Internet access. Not that I got to use it. Some people are such pigs. Anyway, we boarded. Now this is the way to fly. The flight attendants are young and lovely. I included a pic for your pleasure. They are all young and lovely and dressed like they give a damn about how they look. So different from the old wide flight attendants back in the states.

It was a 40 minute ride to the hotel in the rain. I stayed at the Patong Villa. What a dump. Someone on this board recommends this place?!? No wash cloths. And the bed is slightly less comfortable than sleeping on the floor. Now a good bed is a must. I like to be comfortable while enjoying the local talent.

Which brings us to the girls. Lots of young lovelies. And I mean lots. The girls and everyone else on the island is far more pushy and grabbing at you to look at their goods for sale. Because I am hungry and tired. It gets on my nerves the first night.

Eventually, I discover the charm that is the bar scene in Patong. It is nice to enjoy the open air bars. The cold drinks and the neat ice cold towellette things. I really like having the games to play with all the girls. It can get old trying to make conversation when you don't speak the same language. I spend a good deal of time with a fun mammason and a very new and cute girl playing connect four and drinking drinks. I am so torn. I was planning on spending time at Star World disco (AKA Star Wars). And picking up a freelancer there. But this girl was seriously cute. But she couldn't speak a word of English. And my Thai is barely better. I decide to stick to the plan and hit the disco.

Enter the Star World. I practically open the place by showing up at 11 PM. I find this is the norm in Patong. Things get swinging very very late. Maybe half an hour later I pick out a sweet little thing in a tight white T-shirt. She is looking very good in the disco lighting. She is with a bunch of girl friends. She is standing by the railing on the mezzanine. I just walked up next to her on the rail. Waited about 30 seconds until she noticed me. Smiled. She smiled. A little chit chat. A little time playing pool. A little groping on one of the couches. And then back to the hotel. Unfortunately, the light in the hotel isn't as flattering as the disco. She has a far less pretty face than I thought. Her body is OK, but it is a little hairy. I decide to use a glide dental dam on her. I'm glad I did. I notice that on her butt are several blemishes and a dry area. Kind of like sun burn pealing. My condom is on and is rolled all the way to the base. And I'm purposefully not penetrating too deep. I took two showers and used plenty of Purrell. Obviously I'm feeling a little too paranoid to really enjoy the sex. I gave her 1000 and sent her on her way. Between the hairy lip and what is that on her ass I should have stuck with the first chick that didn't speak English.

Brothers in Phuket,

I need some important information here.

I'll be going to Phuket i think December 1st for 5 days with 6 friends. First time going Thailand for pure sex so I guess I need help here.

We plan to book a girl one whole day and how much will it cost for 5 days? Besides that if we wan extra massage and sex during that very day for 2 times how much is it?

Living like a King with good food and a good hotel plus TUK TUK charges how much will it be?

Roughly how much will it be enough for Thailand including the air tickets. Please reply by sending me a private message via the WSG Forum's Private Messaging system.

I really need this urgent help. Thanks a lot brothers.

I'm now sitting in an internet place in Patong Beach and the weather has finally turned beautiful. Of course my flite to BKK leaves in 3 hous so the weather is not that important to me. I've only been here two nights and the great seafood keeps bringing me back--OK, the "ladies" too.

Arrived two nites ago from BKK and got to the hotel about 5PM in pouring rain. The hotel Sali Thai is in the heart of Patong Beach, is pretty new, quite nice, and charges no joiner fee for one lady. For more than one at a time, they apparently charge, but I never tried that. The first night, after walking in the rain with an umbrella provided by the hotel, a cute young thing grabbed my arm while walking down Soi Bangla and that was it. She was on break from the Boots and Saddle Beer Bar so we went to her bar, paid the 200 baht fine and she stayed with me for two days. All perversions were available. She wanted 1,000 baht for the nite but I ended up paying her 1,200 each morning. Limited English, not a perfect complection, but a killer body and cute face. Great attitude but the limited English gets old.

Off now for two more nites in BKK. Will post a later report on my three days in Cambodia.

Hi,

I will visit patong in a couple of weeks. Dos anybody have some info about the C&N resort. I can see it is in the south end of town, but how long time will it take to walk to the bar area in center?

I am a newbie in Thailand!

How many girls will have sex without condom? in %

What about anal sex, have many girls do that ? (with condom)

I am not saying that I would fuck anybody without condom and I know about aids.

I think its very nice if the girls would lick my ass. Any chance? Okay I got a nice ass so that shouldent be a problem "he he".

Maybe we will meet in wonderland!

Best regards,

The man who like tiny assholes.

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Emperor Beast

Re: the cost of 5 days debauchery in Patong/Phuket, it really depends on your budget. But to live well I would consider spending a £100 a day ($160 U.S.) This should cover a good hotel, local travel and entertainment of your choosing!
I was there this time last year (returning in 2 weeks) and the ratio of women to men was around 10-1 at least!
Have fun!