If a girl is too good looking to be true, she/he/it is probably a Katoy.
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If a girl is too good looking to be true, she/he/it is probably a Katoy.
[QUOTE=Sebastian My]As long as you are not over-weight, do not have high blood pressure or are on blood pressure medication, you could simply be jaded. Try some new experiences - after a period of absenence - or stay on cialis (avoid the viagara). My advise is to try a high-class KTV, like Paradise or Cleopatra's, select a Class-A model for an all-night experience, and see how it goes. It will cost a bomb, but its worth it.[/QUOTE]
Having high blood pressure and being on medicine might contribute to my problem.
However, it isn't really a problem of getting a "woody," its keeping it for a long time. An escort agency I use sent over a spectacular girl. She was new to the profession and I was her first customer ever. She was outstanding in every way. What I refer to as "eating pussy." She was really a knock-out and had a perfect face, "rack", pussy and ass. Just lovely! The "woody" came naturally enough but after a while it seemed to loose interest and started slacking off. This girl cost 10,000 THB and IMHO the experience was worth every baht even if I did have to take the matter into my own hands later. That was a wake-up call for me that maybe a little extra help was needed. From that day on I always kept a little "insurance" tucked away in my wallet next to the condom.
I answered your PM. Hope the advice helps. Actually, I think it's a good subject for general discussion. I am sure others on the form have the same concerns as you.
[QUOTE=Retired Army]I answered your PM. Hope the advice helps. Actually, I think it's a good subject for general discussion. I am sure others on the form have the same concerns as you.[/QUOTE]
Best to avoid the subject if at all possible - i brought this topic up on the board last year and got into trouble. However i have to admit this is something which does concern me a great deal - makes the selection process all that more challenging (and concerning).
As for the 10K Baht story - looks like you have already covered all bases. As insurance keeping some medication sounds like a good idea. Just need to avoid the dependency.
I would like to add a report as Jackson is my good friend and all
so I feel committed to contribute.
But the fact is that i have been in Bangkok so long that i have found
my own little personal flock. I am about at the point that i look at
alot the tourists as somewhat clueless sexually repressed chumps
that get sucked right into the vortex of exploitation.
Exploitation of the tourist that is. There ought to be a sign up in
Nana and Soi Cowboy that says "dont feed the bears" but the reality is that
the bears have been fed for along time now and such a sign would not
be good for business.
[QUOTE=Globotto]There ought to be a sign up in
Nana and Soi Cowboy that says "dont feed the bears" but the reality is that
the bears have been fed for along time now and such a sign would not
be good for business.[/QUOTE]
Nana or Soi Cowboy is a little late. The sign should be at the airport. I was hit-on by a "ying" as I was waiting for my luggage. She was returning from a visit with her "husband" in Sweden or Switzerland (one of those repressed countries).
[url]http://www.bkkteen.com/[/url] - lovely little girl, unbelievably pretty by any standard, I'd say partly Eurasion.
Nice shower, giggling then over to the bed. She started with a massage, and then down to my buttucks, then inner thighs, light brushing of my balls as f accidental. Needless to say, I have a raging hard on by now. More oil, then starts a very soft rub between my anus and balls, then with here other haand, her delicate little finger slides up and down my crack, lightly pressing on my anus. By now I am on fire and horny, she giggles and says roll over.
She then proceeds with a gentle and wonderful ball massage, better at this than a urologist ! Giant hard on, she giggles, tells me a ball massage "help with baby". After a while, she starts a nice handjob, her hand now teasing my anus. Without asking, and with one hand, she pulls out a vibrating egg, slips it in a condom, piles it with lube, turns it on, and starts gently pushing against my anus. The whole time her pretty eyes and smile fixed on me, giggling. Her technique is awesome, her hands buttery soft.
She slips it in, and after about five more strokes, kaboom, cum splattered about 5 feet, she is laughing, obviously proud of her skill and power over me.
600 baht. I leave relaxed, happy and wondering why this much fun is illegal in the USA and why anyone would not want to live here. You can easily have a girlfriend who will drain you morning, lunch and dinner any which way. Not at all like fat white cows throwing pots and pans about and being disinterested.
Got her number, she now comes to my hotel every morning for 1 hour massage and happy ending, though now happily sucks me and swallows, just as sweet as ever, but no fu**.
LOS is great. USA and Bush are crazy and mean and dangerous.
You can nearly always get the girls crying as they wave their boyfriends off - I watch the departure gate, pick them there. The tears vanish and they are only too happy for a taxi ride and a hard core session. I love it even more when I am in the taxi on the way back, hand on her leg, when she takes call from boyfriend in the departure lounge: "me good girl, only you, love you long time etc".
Don't forget to get the taxi from DEPARTURES upstairs rather than downstairs, and use the meter.
There is on guy I know (where I learned this trick from) who keeps them for a day or two. His speciality is hidden cameras in his apartment (he is an audio engineer) and key logger internet PC. He encourages the girls to surf, and then emails the boyfriend graphic pictures of their "me good girl, only you, love you long time etc" girls with a very large cock in their mouth or him grinning at the camera whilst shagging them. He even adds a soundtrack and predictably funny (but rehearsed) voice overs recorded from other girls in baby Thai-English "sucky-fucky long time", "you number one" "buy lady cola" etc.
I don't do the last bit (though I do grab the girls for a good rogering) but it is pretty funny. Guess the sick water buffalo story etc gets a bit thin - must ask if my buddy has ever seen the enraged response from the cuckolded boyfriends.....
Buyer beware with Thai ladies....
Phallus, I once arranged an out-call from there and, despite the name of the business, the girl they sent me was older than me.
A five-foot shot, that's impressive.
The crocodile-tears airport pick-up is also fun. The best spot is over where passengers have to pay their departure tax, and any obvious bar-girl is nearly always game. I sometimes feel a little bit guilty (but only a teeny bit).
(PS: you've mispelt your username, you should correct it in User CP otherwise you're gonna look like a thicko).
Phallus maximus. How did you choose your girl at BKK teen? I went there, picked up one from the book, but did not get such a good service. Do you remember the name of the girl?
hi,
checked the website which one did u visit, no.1 or no. 2?
cheers
boy
[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus][url]http://www.bkkteen.com/[/url] - lovely little girl, unbelievably pretty by any standard, I'd say partly Eurasion.
Nice shower, giggling then over to the bed. She started with a massage, and then down to my buttucks, then inner thighs, light brushing of my balls as f accidental. Needless to say, I have a raging hard on by now. More oil, then starts a very soft rub between my anus and balls, then with here other haand, her delicate little finger slides up and down my crack, lightly pressing on my anus. By now I am on fire and horny, she giggles and says roll over.
She then proceeds with a gentle and wonderful ball massage, better at this than a urologist ! Giant hard on, she giggles, tells me a ball massage "help with baby". After a while, she starts a nice handjob, her hand now teasing my anus. Without asking, and with one hand, she pulls out a vibrating egg, slips it in a condom, piles it with lube, turns it on, and starts gently pushing against my anus. The whole time her pretty eyes and smile fixed on me, giggling. Her technique is awesome, her hands buttery soft.
She slips it in, and after about five more strokes, kaboom, cum splattered about 5 feet, she is laughing, obviously proud of her skill and power over me.
600 baht. I leave relaxed, happy and wondering why this much fun is illegal in the USA and why anyone would not want to live here. You can easily have a girlfriend who will drain you morning, lunch and dinner any which way. Not at all like fat white cows throwing pots and pans about and being disinterested.
Got her number, she now comes to my hotel every morning for 1 hour massage and happy ending, though now happily sucks me and swallows, just as sweet as ever, but no fu**.
LOS is great. USA and Bush are crazy and mean and dangerous.[/QUOTE]
CB - I suspect there is a PHALLUS MAXIMUS in the system now as a user name (no verification, but since his spelling is utherwize pretty good...)
MAX - Remember, it's a lot less money to take the airport bus "downtown" (100B or so) and it gets you there pretty much as fast as a taxi - the only issue is time of arrival since they quit running about midnite. About the only thing you save by going from arrival is the "taxi departure fee".
As to "buyer beware" - it's a "short time thing" (short time in this case COULD mean a "few days" - then "glup bahn" -I go home) Fall in love with a TG BG? If most of them had as many schlongs sticking out of them as have been stuck in them they would look like PORCUPINES 8-)
Thanks, I should fix my name. Had it for years, and as I've had a few beers in BA with Jackson (pre mansion days), should be easy enough.
I'll try the airport bus, thanks for the tip. The thing with the airport crying shows that many of these Thai girls should get an Oscar for their acting performance. How it is so many French, British, Swiss and others get sucked into sending cash for sick water buffalos etc is beyond me, when their girlfriends crocodile tears and whiny voices vanish in as fast as a tuk-tuk driver takes to slip a note in his pocket. "Me good girl, love only you. You come back". All designed to implant guilt in the man, when they are (in their minds) under no such illusion.
Deception and hypocrisy in its many guises is very much part of Asia, and it is a sort of selection test for the fittest. I speak and write Chinese and it amazes me that children are taught (from an early age) that many charaters and words have hidden and many meanings. We in the west tend to be a bit lofty, think about the concept of duties that don't line our pockets, tend to be bit black and white, whereas in Asia self interest and family rules. Asians both like and respect the west for this on a philosophical scale but exploit it opportunistically whenever they can on a person level. This is the Asian mystique, riddled with exceptions, just as generalizing about the West is hard.
Many of these girls have either Thai boyfriends and/or husbands and their culture mostly dictates great stigma with Westerners, who are assumed to be drunk and sex crazed. Western men have only one function, that being a meal ticket, or a walking ATM machine, and perhaps an immigration pipeline.There are the odd exceptions, but here we are talking Chinese / Thai and/or usually educated, and whom you wil not meet in the bar scene. Their working girl sisters are low on the totem pole. However, some people have made it work, and good luck to them.
However, see it for it is. Enjoy it, relax, have fun, enjoy the moment, but remember it is a play with actors doing it for cash.
I love it seeing the grey haired guys smiling and with a spring in their step, loving that they have a 20 something cutie to make them cum on demand. Most of the girls are sexually very experienced and talk amongst themselvs on what makes men cum. That is another reason we love them, because they are good at sex, never neglect to rub our balls, are usually tight, etc. We want it to last. But it is like an exotic fish - you can't take it back to the frozen wastelands of Sweden or whatever. Just travel more, arrange your life for three holidays a year of ball busting fun, even shout a girls a ticket to visit you, but keep it at that.
Has anyone tried the "four Hands" massage at Teen Massage? Same as the Eden Club?
[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus]That is another reason we love them, because they are good at sex, never neglect to rub our balls, are usually tight, etc. We want it to last. But it is like an exotic fish - you can't take it back to the frozen wastelands of Sweden or whatever. Just travel more, arrange your life for three holidays a year of ball busting fun, even shout a girls a ticket to visit you, but keep it at that.[/QUOTE]
Totally agree with you. I tend to prefer northern asia (China, Korea) and will always go to beijing rather than bangkok - but i have to totally agree the girls in bangkok have the best service level of any girls i have come across in asia. The closest are mongolian's - but they have some down sides (Vietnamese girls are also pretty good) But girls from bangkok are #1. On the other hand if you start up a girl-friend type of relationship with a girl from beijing - it can be a better experience - but it takes a lot of effort and there is baggage (and of course you can never really trust them as suggested in this post).
So - enjoy bangkok - its hard to beat it (sic).
Cyeers