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Three night romp in Montevideo!
Why go to Montevideo? I wanted to return to Buenos Aires (was there 4 years ago) and this time, stay for a couple of weeks. But I wanted to break the trip up a bit by going to Montevideo. Plus the fact that I've never been to Uruguay; so why not go?
Logistics:
Buquebus:
I decided not to fly, but take a fast ferry across from Buenos Aires to Montevideo and the return in the same fashion. I bought my round trip ticket before I left. Business class was $260, so you could get a cheaper ticket.
The ferry traveled at 39 knots and it took just about 3 hours to cross. The ferry was equipped with food, drinks, and even had a duty free store on board. Passport is required, but customs seemed lacking. Everyone just put their bags through the X-ray machine. I thought it was a nice experience.
Money:
The currency in Montevideo is pesos. I cashed in some US dollars at the terminal; the rate was 26 to 1. Passport was required! When I ran out of pesos, I used the ATMs at the casino near my hotel. The casino had an ATM at each entrance. The ATMs dispersed pesos or US dollars.
Hotel:
I chose the Holiday (Horrible) Inn because of the hotel's location. I had a king room for 95 US per night. The hotel was wore and old; kind of like me. I had a couple of meals at the hotel, just out of the sake of convenience; the food sucked.
Communication:
Because I have the T-Mobile North American plan, life was quite easy. My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I was chatting on WhatsApp, Facebook, and Skype; including video calls for no charge whatsoever.
Transportation:
I used Uber for the most part and taxis now and then, depending on the situation and area where I wanted to travel. I also did a lot of walking, which was fine because the city is pretty flat. Taxis were cheap, but Uber was cheaper and safer. Most of the Uber drivers refused tips.
The problem with the taxis was many of them did not have a fucking clue where they were going. For christ's sake, how can you be a taxi driver in a SMALL city and be so damn clueless?
Safety:
I felt completely safe walking around the city. And I was out until 3 or 4 in the morning hunting down clubs and chicas.
Food:
I ate at three restaurants and had a couple of meals at the Horrible Inn; here are my thoughts:
La Pulperia: excellent.
El Palenque in the Mercado del Puerto: very good.
Horrible Inn: pizza and a pasta dish; both tasted bland and sucked.
Primuseum: outstanding!
My Coca-Cola story:
I went to Primuseum around 9 PM and was told that they already started serving from a fixed course menu, but they let me in anyway. I went to check out the fire pit and that is where I met Santiago. He invited me to sit at the bar; he spoke English as well. After he stacked my plate with outstanding food, he chatted to me about the restaurant.
Santiago told me that the restaurant used to be just a place for his father, family, and friends to have great get-togethers. Later it became a great restaurant. I noticed and antique Coca-Cola machine and I shared my story with him. I had my first job when I was at the ripe age of six.
Every day after school, I would go to the corner barber shop and sweep / clean the place for at least an hour. I got paid one bottle of Coca-Cola and it came out of a machine similar to the one that was in Santiago's restaurant. My parents did not have money for Coca-Cola, so I was happy to earn my keep. I worked there for at least two years.
After I finished my story, Santiago handed me a US dime, and told me the machine still worked. Yep, I put the dime in the machine and got me a Coca-Cola, without having to sweep up any hair! The experience at the restaurant was outstanding in all aspects!
Women and Clubs:
World Traveler 69: This dude is a serious monger that creates lists and maps of monger venues in several countries. I decided to help out and update his Montevideo map. I only had three nights so I could only focus on the clubs.
I took World Traveler's Montevideo map out and explored:
[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&ie=UTF&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.90802234025847%2C-56.19329821833492&z=15[/URL]
The bad news first, the clubs were closed or were no longer at the address provided or I was too damn stupid to find them:
Moon River Whiskeria.
Imperio Whiskeria.
New Estile.
Club de Paris.
Hot Night Whiskeria.
Moustache.
Lido Balnearia Disco.
Sweet Whiskeria.
The One Whiskeria.
Bahia Whiskeria.
La Cumbre Whiskeria.
Subterraneo Magallanes (Was a male stripper club before).
K-Ricias.
Ronbills.
Malibu.
The clubs I found that were opened and operating!
Club: Princess.
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 280.
Ficha cost: 300.
Sex with one of the girls: 1200 for 30/1800 for 60 on site.
Sex on site: yes and offsite.
Number of Chicas: 8-10.
Quality of Chicas: good to very good.
Time of night: Wednesday at 12.
Comments: Small club, but clean. Chatted with one girl: sex in house required one drink, offsite 3 drink exit fee.
Club: Baires.
Cover charge: 500 one drink included.
My drink: 380.
Ficha cost: 20 US.
Sex with one of the girls: 100 US for an hour.
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: 15+.
Quality of Chicas: very good.
Time of night: Wednesday at 1.
Comments: Offsite 3 drink exit fee and 100 an hour.
Club: Ricas.
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 280.
Ficha cost: 300.
Sex with one of the girls: 1500 an hour.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: saw 5 chunky ones.
Quality of Chicas: so-so at best.
Time of night: Wednesday at 2.
Comments: Offsite 3 drink exit fee and 100 an hour.
Club: Pikaros Whiskeria.
Cover charge: Either 400 or 500 (forgot), includes one drink.
My drink: 280.
Ficha cost: 300.
Sex with one of the girls: Yes, see comments.
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: 15+.
Quality of Chicas: very good.
Time of night: Thursday at 1:30.
Comments: One chica told me 100 US an hour is the rate, 200 for chinos, and 500 for Indians. Possible drink minimum exit fee, forgot to ask.
Club: Divas 3 (known as 1313).
Cover charge: none.
My drink: didn't ask.
Ficha cost: didn't ask.
Sex with one of the girls: didn't ask.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: I saw 3-4.
Quality of Chicas: OK.
Time of night: Thursday at 1.
Comments: After walking up all those damn stairs, I tried to go into the small room with the bar and girls. The place was packed with hombres. So packed, I barely could see the bar or the chicas; I bailed!
Club: Acuarela Whiskeria (known as 1626).
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 100.
Ficha cost: 100.
Sex with one of the girls: 1500 for 30/2500 for 60.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: 15+.
Quality of Chicas: good selection.
Time of night: Thursday at 1:20.
Comments: Enter through 1626 entrance, go up the stairs, and ring the bell. When buzzer sounds, push, don't pull, the door and enter. A lot bigger than 1313, but still a lot of hombres. I returned there Friday night for a girl I liked the first night. S / T room was decent and had a bathroom. I liked the place!
Club: Divas 2 (known as 1414).
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 200.
Ficha cost: 200.
Sex with one of the girls: 1500 for 30/2500 for 60.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: 12+.
Quality of Chicas: good.
Time of night: Thursday at 2:15.
Comments: Another small place, but more comfortable than 1313.
Club: Manila House.
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 300.
Ficha cost: 400.
Sex with one of the girls: onsite 80 for 60, offsite 100 for 60.
Sex on site: yes and offsite.
Number of Chicas: 10+.
Quality of Chicas: ok to good.
Time of night: Friday at 1.
Comments: More girls than guys and a decent size to boot. I was told all the girls have different prices; I only asked one chica.
Club: Club 666 (x-Corea House).
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 280.
Ficha cost: 300.
Sex with one of the girls: yes, if you can find one!
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: see comments.
Quality of Chicas: see comments.
Time of night: see comments.
Comments: Stumbled (literally) upon this place Wednesday at 2:30. The doorman / bouncer is from the DR; we connected right away. Inside, the bartender was nice and welcomed my business, maybe because I was the only customer in the place. So in true Tom fashion, I started buying drinks. I guess the bartender called in one of her friends to join the party, and she did.
Returned Thursday night around 3 and the bouncer smiled and said, "We have been waiting for you. " This time there were two other girls and we partied with for about an hour and a half. Because I was buying the girls' and the bartender's drinks, went I looked at my tab, the bartender told me that my drinks were on the house. And each drink, she loaded the glass with vodka; I liked her. It was a fun ending to the night.
The last night, it was just the bartender, bouncer, and I in the club. We chatted and drank. Once again, my drinks were on the house. Even though the place was lacking chicas, the bar still had character.
Street Girls: For the entire three nights, I did not see one street girl. But that does not mean there weren't any available; I just didn't see any.
Cupid Girls: Tried for two weeks before I left; nadie!
Tinder: Tried while I was there; nadie!
Conclusion: I enjoyed my stay. I really like to explore the venues and chat with the chicas. But to be honest, the lack of attractive chicas, well, was lacking.
Would I return to Montevideo; nah, I still have other places to explore.
As always, just my two pinche pesos.
Looking for borello's in MVD
Seven or eight years ago and after ten to twelve trips to MVD I moved my frequent south america trips to BA. Things just dried up in MVD. Two of my favorite places just disappeared. On my last trip to MVD its was probable day five, with no luck and with at least one bottle of just ok wine under my belt. I'm minding my own business wandering down the street and at a stoplight a fella struck up a casual conversation with me. He spoke perfect English. For the next block we talked about the weather, sports, and of course pussy. I am sure everyone on this site knows where this is going. At my age and after so many times hearing of this scam, well OK I guess I'm just a dumb shit. So me and my new friend are walking down a street near the city center and he says I can take you to a great place just 2-3 blocks away where the girls are young and cheap. Well he really didn't say it that way but me and spike read it that way. So off we go. We reach the place and where buzzed in and up maybe fifteen steps we are greeted by six topless teens. YAHOO this is what me and spike have been looking for. We have a seat and order a picture of been and he invites a nice almost naked young beauty to our table. She starts rubbing old spike and it wasn't long before me her and spike head to a room. We agreed on a price for 30 min, I think it was the equivalent of 40 us. So after the deed was done we head back to the table and that's when all hell broke loose. As I approached the table I could see three nasty looking bouncers standing behind the table. All three had their arms crossed over their chests and all were looking at me. When I got to the table my new friend said you owe her more money. I said I paid her and he said you asked for extras and you owe her 100 Us. HUM, looks like old spike got me in a bit of a jam. I smiled and looked toward the bar and said hey can we get more beer here. With that the bouncers glanced towards the bar and I ran to the door. Down the steps I go and out the door all the while I'm screaming POLICE POLICE these guys are trying to rob me. After about a block the bouncers turned back but my new friend kept up the chase and was gaining on me. I ran into what looked like an auto parts store. I asked the clerk to call the police saying this guy, who was now at the door, was trying to rob me. The clerk picked up the phone and my new friend said something to him in Spanish and the clerk hung up the phone. My new friend had a smirk on his face. That smirk really pissed me off. Near the door leaning in the corner was a three foot long cam shaft. I picked up the shaft and in a scream like a chinese war lord battle cry I chased this ass hole for just a short distance then stopped to catch my breath. My friend didn't look back and within an instant he was over the horizon.
OK I know this is an old scam that I have read about but never experienced. I guess the lesson here is when spike starts trying to talk you into something that doesn't feel right. Even if your hormones are screaming go for it, just step back, then try to clear your head and do what I would do. YAHOO.
Montevideo is disappointing
Why go to Montevideo?
I was staying in Buenos Aires and wanted to see another country. So I took a weekend trip to Montevideo and Colonia.
Logistics:
I ended up taking a morning Buquebus ferry to Montevideo, spending a night there, then taking a bus to Colonia and taking an evening ferry back to Buenos Aires. The ferry was about $70 to Montevideo and $50 from Colonia back. There was an option to upgrade to business class for about $10. I took the upgrade on the Montevideo leg but not on the return leg because for a 1-HR trip I thought it's not worth it. Business class gets you a separate area on the boat (but the noisy annoying babies are still there), a business lounge while waiting for the boat, and a coffee and 2 croissants at the aforementioned lounge. Overall, for $10 it was totally worth it. Any more and probably not.
The morning ferry departs at 7-something AM, gets to Montevideo just before 10 am. The passport control for both countries is done at the departure side.
Money:
The currency in Montevideo is pesos. I used the ATM at the boat terminal (it's in the departure side of the terminal. Turn right and around the corner after exiting, and re-enter the building, it'll be to your left) -- that ATM only charges 100 pesos for a withdrawal, others in the city charge more. As always, I try to do as few withdrawals as possible to minimize the risks of encountering an ATM with a skimmer on it. At the time of this writing, 1000 pesos is about $28.5, or about 1280 Argentinian.
Hotel:
Because it's winter, hotels are very cheap. I chose a decent hotel 2 blocks away from the main square in the old city; cost me about $50 for the night. I walked there from the ferry terminal and it took me about 30 minutes at moderate pace with photo stops. The walk basically crossed the whole old city. Nice views.
Communication:
Sprint's free international internet works good enough in Uruguay.
Transportation:
Somehow I forgot about Uber so I used taxis the few times I ventured outside the old city. They are about 2 x as expensive as in Buenos Aires (which still isn't much. The most I paid was just over 200 for a morning trip to the bus station, which is around $6). Some have modern meters that show the actual rate to be paid; others show numbers that need to be converted using a provided table. Either way, from my limited experience they aren't out to screw you. You can sit in the front with the driver or in the back.
Other things:
The city is safe but it feels old and worn. It look.
It feels sketchy but everyone says that it's safe. If I found myself in an area in Brazil that looked like Montevideo, I'd start running and wouldn't stop until I got somewhere more civilized. But in Montevideo it's fine. I walked around the old city and outside the old city, no problems.
There is a number of free walking tours available. A great way to get to know the city in 2 hours. One of them is in the morning. The boat arrives early enough to have the time to get to and check in the hotel. Also, there are several small museums around the city, some of which are free. There are guided tours to the top of the weird tall building on the main square, most in Spanish but once a day there's a tour in English. The art museum has a Picasso exhibit but I didn't go. Wanted to, but decided to look for food and girls instead.
The food is noticeably more expensive than Buenos Aires. Good but nothing to write home about.
Women:
Because I only had 1 day there and I generally don't like clubs / bars / all that junk, I went on pasion-[URL]uruguay.com[/URL]. Lots of girls available, most responsive via whatsapp, very similar to Brazil. The prices are generally around 1000-1200 pesos for half an hour and 1500-2000 and up for an hour. Somewhat more expensive than Buenos Aires but still very, very affordable.
That website also has a map with massage clinics and clubs. But I didn't go to any of them.
Based on the pics, the girls aren't all that great. Not terrible but I've seen better in Buenos Aires. I picked a few and settled on two of the "girl next door" types.
I went to one privado in the "tres cruces" area (took taxi, about 15 minutes, just over 200 pesos). The girl looked kinda like her pic but wasn't very attractive and wasn't at all interested in me. The BBBJ and sex were there but almost as if she was simply doing her time.
Had another girl come to my hotel. Likewise, looks like her pic but in person not very attractive either. Same attitude. Not very interested in me or what she was doing, but passable BBBJ and sex.
None spoke english but it was never a problem because my needs are very basic and they generally respond with all the necessary details in whatsapp (price, location, what they do and don't do) so google translate works well.
So it could be that I picked 2 disappointing apples, or that the girls in Uruguay are generally disappointing.
Conclusion: it was a nice trip to see another country. But not a good mongering destination.
Would I return to Montevideo: on my own, probably not. The whole place reminds me of the Fallout universe.
Colonia, on the other hand, is a sweet little tourist paradise. Because it's off season, the city is quiet, the air is fresh and clean, and overall it's nice to sit around and do nothing. Special day trip fares are available from the ferry companies and cost $50 for the round trip. Last ferry is after 8 pm. Not sure about the mongering opportunities.
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This City May Have More To Offer Than People Realize
So only being in town for three days, and with today being my only free day before departing to BA, I decided to visit some of the "brothels" or "casa's" or whatever they call them here. The first one I visited was Divas Sex Club on Yaguaron 1414. I rang the bell and a lady answered and let me in. I asked how much they charged, and then the lady went and got another girl who could better understand my Spanish. After talking with her she said wait a minute, and went into another room and came back a few minutes later and told me that foreigners get charged 1,200 Pesos for thirty minutes which included oral and penetration with no extras. I decided to pass on this establishment figuring I would probably be paying double the going rate so headed next to Sensaciones located at Tacuarembo 1520 at Colonia and Mercedes. I walked in and was greeted by the Madam and was asked if I knew the pricing and I said no. She gave me the pricing which was 650 Pesos for half an hour including no extras and she then asked if I wanted to see the girls and said okay and at this point she didn't know I was a foreigner as I can pass as a Uruguayan, and had only uttered two words being no and yes in Spanish. Wow, what a parade of girls at 12 PM in the day. Each one came in, introduced themselves and gave me a kiss on the check. There was a total of twelve girls with no obese or ugly ones ranging from about 5 to 7's. So I made my choice, one of the thinner ones and we went to the room. The covered BJ was excellent, but afterwards she insisted on banging her in doggie. So what the hell, okay, and then I had her get on the edge of the bed, I laid some pillows down and had her lay down and it was starting to feel pretty good and I grabbed her ankles and so I could better penetrate her and then she informs me that this isn't a "basic" position, implying it would be an extra versus her just being on all fours. I decided not to fight it as this point so banged her on all fours versus angling into her, but couldn't finish. The room was hot as hell and it was noisy outside and I was trying to concentrate so I just ended the session, paid the girl the 650 Pesos and left. I wasn't mad at the girl and she was pleasant enough but you know how it goes sometimes. Anyways, at this point I decided to go to another place called Baires located at Marcelino Sosa 2213. I was greeted by the Madam and told her it was my first time there and she said it was 430 Pesos for half an hour with no extras, and if you wanted to touch the girl, etc. It was 520 Pesos and asked if I wanted to see the line-up. I was shown six girls and the line up wasn't as nice as Sensaciones but there was one pretty thin one I chose. A much better experience with this one, affectionate and after blowing me and getting me hard she says okay how do you want to start and I say hop on board so she gets on top and had some pretty good moves. After a while she says would like to try another position so we go too doggy and instead of having her get on the side of the bed I lay her down with pillows under her ass and gently go to town on her until I finished.
So I notice very few reports over the past several months for this City, and suspect there are some great brothels here with reasonable pricing if you have the time to explore them. As usual it's always going to be hit or miss at these places depending on the girls attitude, etc. I also suspect there might be an okay SW scene here and wish I had more time to explore it.
Montevideo VS Buenos Aires
I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.
As I don't speak very much Spanish, my goal is to invite escorts directly in my hotel.
What do you guys consider a better destination? Variety of choices, reliability?
