Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=BloodRed;2801133]Is it that time of the year again where you show up for your customary "Dubai sucks and is not what it used to be" post?[/QUOTE]It's every time of the year I may post and I may do so whenever I please. I've never asserted that "Dubai sucks". It has its attractions, charm and opportunities as well as negative aspects. All about this thread is to exchange experiences and personal views in terms of p4p-action. In case that you don't agree, feel free to not respond if you have nothing to offer.

Sorry for the delay in this report. Sometimes life takes your eye off the ball.

Flew into Dubai for a quick four night stay in February. Landed early, got my Etisalat chip and soon I was on my way to my usual base of operations, the Burjuman Aarjan. Sure it may be a bit dated, but the prices are always decent, the rooms, especially the kitchenette with refrigerator, are nice and you can't beat the location since it's attached to the Burjuman Mall. Upon my arrival I get my 1st piece of bad news, the hotel is shutting down for good at the end of the month and all of the staff will be out of work. No one had any idea what would happen to the place after it closes for good. It would make sense to just convert it into condos. Of course, the vets here know that when it comes to real estate in Dubai, common sense appears to be a very rare commodity.

After dumping the bags and freshening up I head over to the nearby AMP where the retired legend we all know holds court. She knew I was coming, and I was looking forward to her special "services". I get there and she hits me with the second piece of bad news of the trip. The Red Menace decided to show up that day so there would be no joy. I turned around to leave but she insisted I stay and offered one of her girls. I knew that no one was going to replicate the talent and skill that she possesses but to help her save face, I stayed. She picked out a cutie and set the full price for me so there wouldn't have to be any negotiating. (Price was standard) We go in the back and she gives a decent massage and her "performance" wasn't bad either. While talking, we discussed the legend and she mentioned that when COVID hit, she was one of the few Chinese that didn't leave and is one of the few that are still here. Other than the legend all the staff of the AMP are Viet. It appears to be the same elsewhere as well.

Massage over, I head out, run errands and chill till the evening. Later that night I made the decision to go to Ratsky's. After paying the cover with my drink ticket, I grab a seat and decide to soak in the atmosphere. It was rather full and mixed selection of Pinays, Viets and others. The hardcore ones came by to make their pitches as soon as I sat down and had to be shooed away. There were mostly between 5-7's with an occasional 8 thrown in. Yet I found myself constantly looking at this Pakistani lady. She was maybe a 6. 5 but she had that MILF / GILF vibe that intrigued me. When I finally caught her eye she was already in a pack of dudes so I chalked it up to another one lost and I kept my radar on. Saw some interesting targets and opened negotiations with a few. All of them fell apart for one reason or another and I was almost ready to call it a night when I turn around and the MILF / GILF was standing right next to me. She sits, I buy her a drink, we settle the particulars (800 for all night or 2 shots) and we head back to my place. She took direction VERY well and after two shots over a few hours, I sent her on her merry way and I fell asleep content.

Next day I decided that there was an itch that I HAD to scratch that I couldn't from my prior trip and that was Syrian. Errands had me busy for the better part of the day and early evening so I didn't get a chance to get to Broadway till around 1900. The place was fairly empty and dark. With only a few folks in the bar. As soon as I sat down, this 7. 5 came over and immediately tried for the hard sell, which I hate!! I politely push her off as there was this tall voluptuous brunette sitting in the bar that caught my eye. She had two things that always catches my eye, big tits and a big ass! I'm sitting at the table watching the match and she finally decides to walk on over. As soon as I got a better look at her, my evaluation of her took a precipitous drop!! The body was still on point but her face looked like it was hit with a truck. Nice lady and all but that face made my little friend run and hide an no coaxing would get it to come back out!! Not to mention that she was from Armenia and I definitely wanted Syrian. After some small chit-chat I send her on her way. Though I normally don't do it, I called over the hard seller again. This time things went a lot better and more relaxed. We strike a deal for 300 but the catch was we had to get a room at Broadway. Throw in another 300!! We get to the room and she was AWESOME!! Everything was on the menu and she delivered!! We finish up and I get her number for later.

I rest up for later that evening and decide to go to CZAR, since everyone had been talking about it on the boards. I get there around 2300. After paying the overpriced entry fee with the drinks included, I step inside. To be fair the women there were mostly 8's with more than a few 9's and the odd 10 thrown in for good measure. Even the dancers on stage were pretty damn hot. The atmosphere, on the other hand was dead. There was little to no life or energy and all the women seemed to be in predator mode. I bail and head back to Ratsky's where the crowd is in full flow. I post up at a table and I see the MILF / GILF from last night. I say Hello, and let her know that I'm not interested in a repeat. She understands and moves on. I catch the eye of a nice little plump Pinay. I call her over to sit. We get drinks, start to talk and realize that we have a good vibe going. She seems to give off those "amateur" vibes, which makes it really cute. We make the proper arrangements and off we go. If she wasn't an amateur (she says that she works in a shop in one of the malls.) she could have fooled me. On the way back to the room she was crossing herself and saying a silent prayer. She caught me noticing her and she said that she's nervous because she doesn't normally do stuff like this. We get back to the room and she was very sweet, a real GFE. She sang into the microphone very well and was into it when it came time for the main course. Since it was late we only agreed on one shot. I would have to say that she was probably the nicest out of all the ones I met this trip.

Next night was a waste of time and money. I decided to go to Premiere for the first time in a long time. Those of you who know me that one of the best I ever had, not just in terms of looks but also skill and personality, my beloved Turkish Delight, was found in Premiere. Every trip, she was my go to at least 1 x per trip and ALWAYS for my last night. But I digress. I go back to Premiere hoping that lightning will strike again. I have to admit that the talent was top notch that night mostly 8's and 9's. The usual mix of nationalities with some very attractive Viets thrown in. The vibe was just mediocre. Wish I could say the same about prices. No one was budging off of 2 k for the night. Even as the night went on, everyone stood firm. With that and lightning NOT striking again, I headed back out to Ratsky's. I post up as usual and soon I'm making the acquaintance of a rather buxom Pinay. We drink, we chat, we feel each other's vibe, as well as other things. This is where the third and final mishap of the trip happens. I tell her my hotel and she said that she had to freshen up and that she would meet me in the lobby. I thought that she meant the lobby of my hotel (I admit the wine MIGHT have interfered with my thought process) so I got in a cab and headed back. Clearly, she meant the lobby of Ratsky's and the night was lost. Drat!

The next day was my last full day in town so I took it easy and made plans for the evening. I had decided that I would call up the Syrian from a few nights ago to see if she was game. She clearly was. The arrangement was for her to come over at around 2230 for 3 shots or all night, for a fixed price. She came over right on schedule and after something to eat we were off to the races. She had told me that she had a surprise for me. Both the front AND back nine were in play this time. A nice surprise indeed. She got the first 2 shots off in relatively quick succession. One on the front nine and one on the back nine about 45 minutes later. I was pretty much dead to the world at the point and was almost ready to let her go after the two shots but she refused. She said we made an agreement for 3 and 3 is what you shall have. She went down on me and her throat HAD to have been touched by God. She was down there for at least a good 20-25 minutes and she brought my little friend back to life like Lazarus. That last shot had my crawling up the walls, blowing nothing but dust but DAMN she knew what she was doing. I felt morally obligated to give her a tip as I crawled towards my wallet. Deed done, I send her on her way and manage to crawl back to bed to pass out before my flight.

NOTE ONE: A lot of the place we've come to know and love have not only jacked up their prices but the talent level has somewhat diminished. Be it pricing, vibes or looks. Looks like Ratsky's will be my club of choice unless I'm in the mood for something specific, such as Iranian, Russian, etc. The prices and atmosphere are just right.

NOTE TWO: I found that it was hard as hell to get a taxi off of the street. Everyone I stopped asked if I ordered one. I'the say no and they'the zoom off!! What app do these guys use so I can better plan for the next trip?

NOTE THREE: With the beloved Burjuman Aarjan being consigned to the dust heap of history, the apart-hotel appears to be going the way of the dinosaur. Next time I'm in town I'll have to move the base of operations to Pullman Deira City Centre Apartments, On BloodReds recommendation.

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NOTE TWO: I found that it was hard as hell to get a taxi off of the street. Everyone I stopped asked if I ordered one. I'the say no and they'the zoom off!! What app do these guys use so I can better plan for the next trip?

[/QUOTE]Excellent report! For ordering taxis, download the Careem application, and then choose 'Hala Taxi'. Uber is good too and you'll most likely end up with a Lexus but the cost will be 10 to 15 AED more than the usual cab. Not a bad deal, especially when I don't want to risk a smelly cab.

[QUOTE=BloodRed;2801135]Hi Alex,

Moscow hotel is open and so are 2 of their joints, Red Square and Coochini. I did a few rounds at the usual places a few days ago and most were dead except for these two. I need to check out Capitol. But RS and Coochini still had a decent number of girls. Of course low compared to usual but that is to be expected during the holy month.[/QUOTE]Checked out Coochini last night. Yes, it's less crowded and had less girls, but still there were around at least 15 girls I'd say. I saw a lot of the same regular Iranis there. What I found interesting was there was a singer on stage singing and playing his instrument, and the tranny Irani was also dancing on stage. I was expecting it to be a bit quieter during Ramadan. So other than less girls, it was business as usual, and pretty much loud as it usually is. Oh and they decreased the entry fee from 100 to 50.

[QUOTE=Adimondo;2801084]I'll expose some personal views and opinions after having explored the city during extended stopovers and week-long visits for the last 24 years. I want to stress that this is the perception of a frequent visitor. Residents may have a different perception.

Unless you're a sexually starved expat I don't see any reason to spend your valuable time and money in search for "honey" in Dubai. These times are in my own view gone. And I have nice memories. Again, a resident may have a different perception.[/QUOTE]Our friend Adimondo has a valid point in his above thread but the basic point is travelers, mongers and business men don't understand that Dubai is growing at such an impressive speed even we residents cannot cope up and don't know what all is going on in this paradise. Everyone is confined to there comfort zone of max 5 places which can be AMP, Club, Restaurant, Bars or any thing which makes them horny and get there the I see k up.

If you compare Dubai in the last 10 years with itself not with any other city my friend.

Everything has grown in multiples and it's a fact.

Pussy.

Pricing.

Providers.

Places.

Penis.

Probability.

Just you need to find the right combination as per your pocket and the I see k.

You have p u s s y in 100 Aed.

And you have it in 10000 Aed.

Then I have decent looking male friends who say they have never paid for pussy in Dubai never in there last 10 years of living here.

It's all available my friend and easy like shopping in Carrefour you go check the product confirm the price and use it.

After traveling to 100 cities in different countries I don't see any other city coming even close to 10th place if you compare pussy hunting.

Rest to each it's own but it's impossible if you cannot find pussy in Dubai there are only 2 Reasons.

Empty Pocket.

Or.

Ugly to the max.

If I guy like me who is 45 and not handsome at all can find free pussy in Dubai anyone can my friend just we need to look around.

Dubai is heaven and I can vouch for it.

Cheers,

Adios.

Peace.

After some research on options in the northern end of town I settled on a spa that I have previously reported on which may be called the water tower in Nahda. I whatsapp'd for available options and of the two selected what seemed to be the most likely pse option and sent my request to the spa. No response so a little concerned but I was already in the car and beyond the point of no return for alternatives given time and traffic.

Arrived, paid the receptionist and was told my masseuse had just gone downstairs and I could change as she would be 5 minutes. 10 minutes later on the bed in blue shorts the receptionist comes and tells me the therapist was waiting for a taxi and would be another 10 minutes. Ah. Was the other lady available? No, busy. So I got a refund and dressed. Frustrated but bemused and marking it down as an experience.

As I left I recalled from earlier research there was a spa on a lower floor so I had a look and sure enough so I went in. I was quoted 150 which is expensive for the location so I went to leave and the price was dropped to 100 and a lineup of two was presented. One way too overweight and fortunately the second reasonable.

Agreed the deal and taken to the room, very dark. Stripped down and massage started. Actually quite a nice Thai girl only in the country for a week having worked in Korea previously. After a brief massage asked if she should start the service now as she doesn't get a salary, only tips. Agreed 200 for B2 B, prob overpaid. What followed was a nice, what you may call, girlfriend experience, if the girlfriend was well intentioned but inexperienced. On completion was provided with wet wipes but was not offered shower.

All in all I enjoyed it but not sure if that was because I was just happy to get a reasonable outcome from what was looking like a complete fail. Not sure I would return because the spa itself was not great, the shower situation uncertain and the service good but not exceptional.

[QUOTE=BigDaddy1906;2801466]Sorry for the delay in this report. Sometimes life takes your eye off the ball.

NOTE THREE: With the beloved Burjuman Aarjan being consigned to the dust heap of history, the apart-hotel appears to be going the way of the dinosaur. Next time I'm in town I'll have to move the base of operations to Pullman Deira City Centre Apartments, On BloodReds recommendation.[/QUOTE]If you like the vibe of the Burjuman by Arjaan and the area then Double by Hilton M Square is the perfect place for you.

It is in the same area of Burjuman Arjaan so all the qualities of that area.

Brand new so everything is new and fresh.

Plus It's Green go to the reception with your girl and check in her ID as simple and easy.

And.

Double Plus it's discreetly green, which means you don't even need to check in the passport of a lady for people like us who are residents of Dubai and live in this hotel on long term basis.

I have written about it in one of the past posts the benefits of enjoying discreet green status of DTbHM Square.

Then has a rooftop pool at 19th floor only for adults if your Girl wants to stay over and spend the day it's a crazy experience.

Also there is a massage place on the 19th floor which is separate and not part of the hotel.

Then we have a salon on the G floor for your hair cut and to spoil your girl.

Manicure.

Pedicure.

Hair cut shampoo color and nails for your lady and you also.

And if you get upgraded to the Panoramic Suite the pleasure to fuck your girl against all top to bottom glass windows is out of the blue in sunrise or the middle of night in stars.

Rest you need to go and check it my friend.

Peace.

Adios.

[QUOTE=BloodRed;2801596]Checked out Coochini last night. Yes, it's less crowded and had less girls, but still there were around at least 15 girls I'd say. I saw a lot of the same regular Iranis there. What I found interesting was there was a singer on stage singing and playing his instrument, and the tranny Irani was also dancing on stage. I was expecting it to be a bit quieter during Ramadan. So other than less girls, it was business as usual, and pretty much loud as it usually is. Oh and they decreased the entry fee from 100 to 50.[/QUOTE]Thank you BR for the amazing update, at one time I used to enjoy Moscow in Ramadan as the bottle deals which we used to get in that time would work till November.

Plus there were fewer women and a pleasant vibe, play pool and sex was amazing as you would have only the newer girls who didn't knew about Dubai all the used ones knew dubai Ramadan and would rush to there home.

Mamasaans were easy had so many meals at mamasaans home and fucked women at there houses was an amazing vibe.

Uzbek are a different vibe I think or my personal experience it can be.

Need to check out the other new places you mentioned my friend.

Peace.

[QUOTE=Pk099;2801279]More reports I read like this, makes me wonder if I should cancel my summer trip to Dubai.

I had high hopes for my trip, (even though money is not a problem for me, I don't wish to spend more than I can get in other places).

Maybe I go to Istanbul again in the summer instead of Dubai, where I know I can get much better options for reasonable cost.[/QUOTE]Everyone can have their opinion and point of view if Dubai is better destination for mongering. A traveller has limited time and Dubai has so many mongering options. Instead of me justifying why Dubai is one of the best destination of mongering I will quote a para from seasoned senior monger 'Be Wilder' in Zurich forum last year.

Quote:

To be honest, there's no real need for me to tour a place like Switzerland as I can have an hour with a Russian or Ukrainian stunner in Dubai for the equivalent of US $272. Here are links to two recent examples [URL]https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...uper-model-gfe[/URL] and [URL]https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...al-independent[/URL] and I was expecting Aphrodisia to be stacked with 25 girls of similar calibre. Moreover, my favourite agency in Dubai only charges US $163 for an hour or US $108 for 30 minutes for perfectly good looking milfs in their early 30's. Right now, I would say Dubai is the mongering capital of the world. There must be thousands of hookers here from all over the world and to suit all tastes and most budgets.

Unquote.

I rest my case!!

[QUOTE=JoeKarnavic;2801966]Everyone can have their opinion and point of view if Dubai is better destination for mongering. A traveller has limited time and Dubai has so many mongering options. Instead of me justifying why Dubai is one of the best destination of mongering I will quote a para from seasoned senior monger 'Be Wilder' in Zurich forum last year.

Quote:

To be honest, there's no real need for me to tour a place like Switzerland as I can have an hour with a Russian or Ukrainian stunner in Dubai for the equivalent of US $272. Here are links to two recent examples [URL]https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...uper-model-gfe[/URL] and [URL]https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...al-independent[/URL] and I was expecting Aphrodisia to be stacked with 25 girls of similar calibre. Moreover, my favourite agency in Dubai only charges US $163 for an hour or US $108 for 30 minutes for perfectly good looking milfs in their early 30's. Right now, I would say Dubai is the mongering capital of the world. There must be thousands of hookers here from all over the world and to suit all tastes and most budgets.

Unquote.

I rest my case!![/QUOTE]What is your favorite agency Joe?

[QUOTE=Paris94;2801996]What is your favorite agency Joe?[/QUOTE]I do not use agencies. We go to places like Czar or Moscow to pickup Ukranian or Russian girls. Massage republic is safer. RTFF and read reviews to avoid bait and switch. Euro girl escorts and Russian angels are other options. But beware, all Agencies are not 100% safe. There will be always a gang lurking behind the door.

When there is such an active club scene why are you searching for agencies? Club scene is much simpler than you think. Stay in Capitol hotel and take girl from Czar. Same goes with Moscow.

[QUOTE=JoeKarnavic;2802080]I do not use agencies. We go to places like Czar or Moscow to pickup Ukranian or Russian girls. Massage republic is safer. RTFF and read reviews to avoid bait and switch. Euro girl escorts and Russian angels are other options. But beware, all Agencies are not 100% safe. There will be always a gang lurking behind the door.

When there is such an active club scene why are you searching for agencies? Club scene is much simpler than you think. Stay in Capitol hotel and take girl from Czar. Same goes with Moscow.[/QUOTE]Thank you Joe for your advice. I will stay in Blue Radisson in Marina (end of the April month). I read many of your reviews I will try Buddha and Penthouse. Have you got other option near Marina? And what do thou think about Chameleon Club near Marina?

Thank you again.

[QUOTE=BigDaddy1906;2801466]Sorry for the delay in this report. Sometimes life takes your eye off the ball.

Flew into Dubai for a quick four night stay in February. Landed early, got my Etisalat chip and soon I was on my way to my usual base of operations, the Burjuman Aarjan. he beloved Burjuman Aarjan being consigned to the dust heap of history, the apart-hotel appears to be going the way of the dinosaur. Next time I'm in town I'll have to move the base of operations to Pullman Deira City Centre Apartments, On BloodReds recommendation.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the fabulous report!

[QUOTE=Alex7J;2801880]

Dubai is heaven and I can vouch for it.

Cheers,

Adios.

Peace.[/QUOTE]Amen! It certainly is mongering heaven. There really is no other place where it is so easy and safe to monger. As long as you don't do anything stupid of course.

Though, frustratingly, I've recently seen a significant drop in quality. Even before Ramadan, the usual places. Moscow, Czar, Ratsky etc. - seem to be flooded with 5's -6's, an occasional 7 at best. Maybe I'm just not tapped into the new places where the 8's-9's are hanging out?? And maybe, I'm not willing to pay the ridiculous GP pricing for them??

[QUOTE=Alex7J;2801888]If you like the vibe of the Burjuman by Arjaan and the area then Double by Hilton M Square is the perfect place for you.
.[/QUOTE]I looked at the Hilton before and it DOES tick off MOST of my boxes. Sadly, the one it does not tick off is a deal breaker, that being ATMs. The thing I liked about Burjuman was that at the mall you had a variety of banks to use and it was a short walk, inside. The only ATMs at the Hilton are from HSBC and for some strange reason, NONE of my cards work at HSBC ATMs. I'm not going to hike to get to an ATM. Otherwise, you're right, the Hilton would be perfect.