Warsaw

Hello,

I am 25 years old and I will go to Warsaw to have pleasure. I will be there between the 29 October and 1st November.

I will go to different stripclubs and try to call girls from odloty. Pl.

Is something interesting to share funny experiences with me?

Bye,

Aman

[QUOTE=Slavophile;1204791]Nutter: Oh well, I glanced at the positive reviews and I thought they were way too positive. I mean come on, how can you trust those?[/QUOTE]Wait a minute, Slavophile, I read about this movie today.

Apparently, everybody from the producer, director and actors right on down to the best boy, dolly grip and even the catering crew engaged in a conspiracy to sign themselves onto all the relevant movie forums and bombard them with overwhelmingly positive reviews.

However, a forum plant called Boggio or something, working "deep background" in the industry, exposed the whole scam and it made the main headline in that well-known local Warsaw tabloid newspaper, [i]The Daily BinLid[/i], this morning.

The residents of this great city can sleep easily in their beds tonight as our intrepid reporter moves onto his next project, exposing the fact that a 97 year-old, blind and disabled WW2 veteran who spent 30 years in the Siberian Gulag after being deported by the Soviets in the late 40s, failed to renew his dog license for the guide dog that he relies on to get him around the city.

Watch this space...

VG (Truth in the News)

Gergiev,

Way to go brother, awesome post. It was extremely clever, ironic and just what the forum needed to lighten the mood. It's been so heavy as of late. In fact, and I write this in the least condescending tone, your post was so clever I am not sure if you were laying "a pox on both my and Biaggio's houses" or quietly in some agreement with my observations. I think at some point you were making fun of me for taking care and entertaining gentlemen of advanced years. Am I the intrepid reporter or is Biaggio? I am just not too sure. I consider myself pretty clever and that was an extremely clever post. It really doesn't matter, it was wildly entertaining."The Daily BinLid", fucking brilliant. Cheers, for that mate.

Biaggio, in many ways this weekend dealing with my clients, you are correct I felt like a pimp at times. A pimp's profession, is sadly more interesting than mine. Also sadly, you are still an aggrieved Polish female provider with too much time on her hands. Hopefully, the works starts coming in for you and we won't have to be graced with your annoying senseless posts anymore.

Only a woman would sound so hurt, defensive and like such a victim. Men get angry and defend their honor and integrity (particularly Italians). A man rants with rational arguments, not more grievances, irrational arguments and accusations. Women make the best accusers, men are always the accused. I suppose that is in your nature as a woman and mine as a man.

As usual, you are unoriginal and use my words to describe your incessant mean spirited, cross examination of this forums posters. Your posts do the forum a disservice. The only only one I severely dislike or picked a bone with is you and your alter-egos, because you are dishonest, a cyber bully and completely worthless. I have no quarrel with any other posters other you and your other alter-egos. Rock on Gergiev and JoJosun, bring the heat. We are all still waiting to hear about your experiences in Italy or Warsaw. Still waiting, waiting.

Like I said before, being that I live and work in Prague and met the guy who was telling me about the idea I of course want this crazy Polish bastard to succeed. I feel like I was in the know to something no one else knew about. Of course when I went and because I posted about it, LMR rolled the red carpet out for me and made me feel like I was a Sultan from the Ottoman Empire and LMR was my personal harem.

Moving on from the NUTTER.

Anyway, on to more interesting things. After countless calls to the Polish birds who gave me their numbers while hitting countless clubs for some late night fun, I gave up. They were pretenders or someone snatched them up before I could.

This Thursday and possibly Friday we will go to LMR. One thing I can agree which I know they are working out is the hiring of more "talent". Sometimes, I have gone to LMR to find some random although quite attractive girl who is not on their website at all. Having said that, I have also gone and found a quite average looking girl rounding out the LMR hostesses. According to LMR, these are the LMR featured party girls who fill in for LMR hostesses. This I suppose is their "legal out" of not having all the girls from the website at the party. Very clever on their part.

Did I still have fun? Yes, of course, what man wouldn't have fun fucking for 2 or 3 hours 3-5 hostesses on the different occasions I've been there. Not to mention, on one occasion I drank them out of house and home during a party. Not sure if they were too happy about that.

Now, I am trying to figure out where to take the old chaps tonight. Maybe So-Go, maybe Enklawa I know Wednesday night can be a good mongering night if you play your cards right at Enklawa. One other of my clients got lucky and maybe will want to see of lightening strikes twice.

Good luck this week guys and wish me luck no one from my group needs mouth to mouth resuscitation. If so, they are indeed fucked because I'm not doing that shit. In all honesty, much like Prague, it is a pleasure just to walk around Warsaw. There are so many gorgeous women. Seriously, what are these women drinking and eating in the East. Slavic women forever!

Slavophile

[QUOTE=Slavophile; 1204791]We went to Sofia as well. Nice little time if you like R rate fun with your clothes on. Cool place. They have a huge room in the front with a stage and then a smaller room in the back with a little stage. Both rooms have big red booths to sit in. Perfect for entertaining a group of guys or clients such as I am this week. I have been there before and had enjoyed myself. I danced with Edyta, (blond, enhanced breasts, killer legs) , Sara (fit body, ear length bond hair, womanly curves, spitfire personality) Marta (brunette with an asymmetrical hair cut, lean fit body) and some other girl I spoke and danced with. Sara and Edyta are ridiculously smart and interesting girls to talk to. All of our female hostesses spoke English well enough. Very pleasant company for myself, colleagues and my clients. I would recommend if you like that sort of entertainment.

I can say this, it's the most fun I've had with my clothes on in awhile. 50 PLN for a private dance. DO NOT BUY drinks for the girls at the club. Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, they are expensive. I did not buy a drink, but my rather naive client did for two girls. He dropped 140 PLN for two FUCKING drinks. Fuck that shit. If you stay away from those scams you will be fine.

Slavophile[/QUOTE]Just my humble opinion : yes, buying drinks and dances may be expensive. BUT, do you know that most of the money from these goes to the girls, and that they do not have a basic salary at the club? (please let me know that I hold the information for certain)

So, if you enjoy the girls' company and if you think it is worth it, why not spend a little to enable them to make a living. They may look glamorous in the club, but their life outside may not be so.

And YES, the Sofia club is a great place to ahve a good time "with your clothes on".

I don't have any problem with other forum members' posts except yours.

If you, Slavophile, don't write lies about me in your post again, I won't have to post gain. It is you go on and on and never stop.

You don't just pick on my posts; you (and your aliases) pick on every post which has the slightest negative about lmr.

I only posted about 3 facts as of the date of my posts:

(1) lmr has only 3 girls at the parties (Polish mongers said you can expect only 3 women unless you have more men showing up to spoil the 2:1 men to women ratio.) ,

(2) the girls' looks are about 6 to 7 on a scale of 10, and

(3) girl's ages are 25 to 30 years old. And the girls' ages have been confirmed forum member, Jango12.

Why are you so upset about me posting these facts. You really do sound like a desperate aggrieved pimp.

You can do all the self-promotion you want but stop bullying people from posting factual information about lmr. This forum is open to all points of views.

You don't just feel like a pimp. You are still a pimp, Slavophile but I didn't know you also like to lick guys' asses!

Stop making up lies about me, you desperate ass-licking pimp.

You can wait till you die.

[QUOTE=Slavophile; 1205660]Gergiev,

Way to go brother, awesome post. It was extremely clever, ironic and just what the forum needed to lighten the mood. It's been so heavy as of late. In fact, and I write this in the least condescending tone, your post was so clever I am not sure if you were laying "a pox on both my and Biaggio's houses" or quietly in some agreement with my observations. I think at some point you were making fun of me for taking care and entertaining gentlemen of advanced years. Am I the intrepid reporter or is Biaggio? I am just not too sure. I consider myself pretty clever and that was an extremely clever post. It really doesn't matter, it was wildly entertaining."The Daily BinLid", fucking brilliant. Cheers, for that mate.

Biaggio, in many ways this weekend dealing with my clients, you are correct I felt like a pimp at times. A pimp's profession, is sadly more interesting than mine. Also sadly, you are still an aggrieved Polish female provider with too much time on her hands. Hopefully, the works starts coming in for you and we won't have to be graced with your annoying senseless posts anymore.

Only a woman would sound so hurt, defensive and like such a victim. Men get angry and defend their honor and integrity (particularly Italians). A man rants with rational arguments, not more grievances, irrational arguments and accusations. Women make the best accusers, men are always the accused. I suppose that is in your nature as a woman and mine as a man.

As usual, you are unoriginal and use my words to describe your incessant mean spirited, cross examination of this forums posters. Your posts do the forum a disservice. The only only one I severely dislike or picked a bone with is you and your alter-egos, because you are dishonest, a cyber bully and completely worthless. I have no quarrel with any other posters other you and your other alter-egos. Rock on Gergiev and JoJosun, bring the heat. We are all still waiting to hear about your experiences in Italy or Warsaw. Still waiting, waiting.

Slavophile[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Slavophile;1205660]I am not sure if you were laying "a pox on both my and Biaggio's houses" or quietly in some agreement with my observations. I think at some point you were making fun of me for taking care and entertaining gentlemen of advanced years. Am I the intrepid reporter?[/QUOTE]Relax, Slavophile, I wasn't referring to you at all.

If you recall my previous contribution to this "debate", you'll know exactly whose side of the argument I'm on.

Roll on normality...

VG

say hey, frenchie!

actually i do know that regarding the drinks, but thank you for reminding me.

yes, i agree with you on the private dances. no arguments there at all, my friend.

the drink argument is a little hard to swallow (no pun intended).

it just doesn't compute for me to spend that much money on a drink for a girl. i'd rather just give them the money for a dance, but that's just my humble opinion.

140 pln for a flowerly drink with an umbrella in it, and the level of alcohol in that drink dubious, the hell with that shit, i'll shell out another 150 pln to have her bump and grind on me for three songs. the choice is always clear for me. i must say those girls are phenomenal.

i had the worst blue balls of my life at sofia. thank you marta and sara! i was tempted to go the bathroom stall and finish myself off. .

biaggio other than you and your alter-egos who else have i directed ire and criticisms. harry hardman, biaggio, big salami and there is one more i suspect as well, but i am not so sure. all those fucking idiots you created make the same inane and worthless posts. yes, warsaw forum apparently, pimps use words like ire and inane.

i do not hold a phd, pimping hoes degree, but i do have an mbsa, a masters in banging slavic ass. i think some of you too might have that same degree.

yes, we all can trust your "review of the reviewers" (that one's for you gergiev, i get it now brother) of the place you have yet to go yourself. extremely credible to the forum. cheers for that second hand information.

yes, everyone knows the most reliable information one can receive is through the grapevine. grapevine information usually ends like this,"what! this girl you met and group of midgets had on circus outfits and fucked each other in the ass with spiked dildos."

the original statement was,"i met a girl who has a thing for old fashion circuses, her dad wanted to be a trapeze artist, but he was too short. anyway, we went to dinner and i got lucky at the end of the night."

my point is people want to hear first hand accounts of their experiences, not that they heard and read from someone, somewhere who heard from someone else. how the hell can anyone base that as a credible source of information to make an informed decision?

gergiev and jojosun we are right as rain. aren't we brothers? i have no quarrel them or with anyone else and they know it. everyone following this back and forth, and is sane, knows who my quarrel is with, you and your alter-egos.

last time i checked jojosun said in his post, of an lmr party he actually attended he was pretty positive about his experience, with some choice criticisms. fair, balanced and believable. cheers jojo!

for the record i have never been to lmr when they have over their 2:1 ratio to spoil anything. most guys report, it was me and 4 or 5 other girls and one random finnish bloke. what the fuck are you talking about? i know, you know from personal non-experience. walter "fucking" cronkite over here.

if you know lady k and connor that would never happen. they wouldn't let it happen.

did i mention i don't like you. yes, sorry i did.

anyway, do you ever use your own vocabulary words, phrases or do you just steal, copy and paste my words between servicing your non-existent clients? invest in a thesaurus. they're handy and can make you sound intelligent, if that's possible.

words biagio's learned from slavophile in the last two weeks:

1) aggrieved.

2) cyber bullying.

3) alter-ego.

gold star for biaggio.

the energy it takes to be negative, only means that negativity will eventually come back to you in some form, ten fold.

i only say that because it's in the bible, so it must be true.

one love warsaw forum. good times and happy mongering!

now, i need to help put my clients' teeth in before we head out tonight. just joking they're lovely chaps.

it's been a pleasure to entertain them.

i have one more day of babysitting and then it's home to prague.

thank you god for creating the slavs and their women.

slavophile.

[quote=frenchie; 1205709]just my humble opinion : yes, buying drinks and dances may be expensive. but, do you know that most of the money from these goes to the girls, and that they do not have a basic salary at the club? (please let me know that i hold the information for certain)

so, if you enjoy the girls' company and if you think it is worth it, why not spend a little to enable them to make a living. they may look glamorous in the club, but their life outside may not be so.

and yes, the sofia club is a great place to ahve a good time "with your clothes on".[/quote]

Read with much interest Slavophile's posts and I find below is what makes his posts credible.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2757-Lady-Marmalade-Parties&p=1144880#post1144880.[/url]

Yes, there is such a thing as a Track Record for a poster, any experienced Monger can spot the ads and the Virtual Mongers. , who troll the Forums.

I really have LMR on my Radar Screen to try out, so it wasn't JoJo who crticized LMR. , when he hasn't even been.

My name is not BiaJoJO.

Now you mentioned Prague, my first ever Sex experience behined the Iron Curtain was In Prague.

The girl that I pulled was in Lucerna Club, opposite Jalta Hotel.

Fucked her in my Ford Mustang car near the Hills in Barandov.

The Ford Mustang (Second Hand Borrowed From my Cousin In U S military in Germany) was a real girls puller. German tourists with their Mercs, were no competition, besides the girls had a thing going 4 English speakers.

Prague was a Sex Paradise then, for the very few western guys who ventured there

This guy, Slavophile is making up another lie about me. I don't have anything to do with Harry Hardman or Big Salami or who else he's going to make up.

I'm going to move on. Just remember Slavophile and his aliases make up lies about me, his reports are questionable and self-promotional, so be suspicious when you read his and his aliases' reports. He will attack all posts which he perceives as negative about his establishment / lmr.

Ciao

[QUOTE=Slavophile; 1206440]Biaggio other than you and your alter-egos who else have I directed ire and criticisms. Harry Hardman, Biaggio, Big Salami and there is one more I suspect as well, but I am not so sure. All those fucking idiots you created make the same inane and worthless posts. Yes, Warsaw forum apparently, pimps use words like ire and inane.

Slavophile.[/QUOTE]

Whoops! Sorry brother Jojo, you're right I mixed you up with another poster. I stand corrected. Good catch mate.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, brother. I have no stake in the success or failure of LMR Warsaw. Hell, I wish LMR was my establishment. What man hasn't dreamed of having his own personal harem?

Unfortunately, I can't put that on my CV, now can I?

I do speak to the owner when I know I am coming to Warsaw. Yes, the actual owner, not Connor, not Lady K and not the Polish bloke Max, the actually nameless, faceless owner of LMR. We exchanged business cards back in March when I met him in Prague.

I think I might be the only who knows who he is other than of course Lady K, Connor and Max.

He's a good guy and for his sake I hope they continue to exist if only just because I think that sort of option for mongers in Warsaw should be there to partake in. Variety is truly the spice of life.

Yes, as a loyal LMP customer I can tell you LMR is no where near that level. They are indeed imitators. Lady K and Connor will be the first to admit that, but I mean come on they just started Christ sake.

I do miss my LMP and I cannot wait to get back home to London. Emma and Moss, the girls are just brilliant hosts.

In the mean time, while I'm stuck here in the East I will continue my wonderful sponsoring of Prague female students, go to the occasional sex club for something different and when business brings me to Warsaw I go get my group sex fix at LMR Warsaw. It's not a bad life.

You're right Biaggio I'll stop picking on you, Harry Hardman, Big Salami and your other future alter-egos. I'll leave that task to someone else who decides to pick up that mantle and bare that albatross.

Yes, according Biaggio pimps in Eastern Europe apparently use words like albatross. Who knew?

Honestly, it's getting to feel like I'm beating up on a special needs child. Just remember to take your medication before posting and the Warsaw forum will be grateful.

Women are so defensive and spiteful creatures some times, aren't they fellas? It might be that time of the month again.

We are all still waiting to see what intel you have contributed on your mongering experiences in Warsaw, Italy or anywhere on planet earth will do.

Slavophile

[QUOTE=Jojosun; 1206655]Read with much interest Slavophile's posts and I find below is what makes his posts credible.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2757-Lady-Marmalade-Parties&p=1144880#post1144880.[/url]

Yes, there is such a thing as a Track Record for a poster, any experienced Monger can spot the ads and the Virtual Mongers. , who troll the Forums.

I really have LMR on my Radar Screen to try out, so it wasn't JoJo who crticized LMR. , when he hasn't even been.

My name is not BiaJoJO.

Now you mentioned Prague, my first ever Sex experience behined the Iron Curtain was In Prague.

The girl that I pulled was in Lucerna Club, opposite Jalta Hotel.

Fucked her in my Ford Mustang car near the Hills in Barandov.

The Ford Mustang (Second Hand Borrowed From my Cousin In U S military in Germany) was a real girls puller. German tourists with their Mercs, were no competition, besides the girls had a thing going 4 English speakers.

Prague was a Sex Paradise then, for the very few western guys who ventured there[/QUOTE]

I will be in Warsaw on the weekend of 05/06 November. Perhaps this time I will be able to visit LMR on Saturday in order to recognize the real truth. May be I am not the one who enjoys such kind of event, as I am rather familiar and well experienced in German FKK. Nevertheless if I will have problems to catch my favourite girl in advance, LMR (even if the voucher at reduced entrance fee is no longer available) should be a welcoming alternative not far from my hotel. And I would also like to know the two guys running the location. But let's see.

Hi all,

I met a very charming. 24 year-old, non-pro sexy brunette in Warsaw in April 2010 (see my post #2251), following the recommendation from another punter on this forum. Since then, I have met her several times in Warsaw and elsewhere. For some time, she stopped doing meetings but has now resumed doing so every now and then, and has asked me to let you guys know.

I won't go into details as she will provide you with them directly. Let me just say (but I am completely biased about this) that Marta is the kindest woman I know and that she will not disappoint you at all when it comes to sex. She goes for long meetings (whole night).

If interested, please send me a personal message so that I give you her email address.

Hello Frenchie!

I will be in Warsaw next week. Can you give me more information?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Frenchie; 1207302]Hi all,

I met a very charming. 24 year-old, non-pro sexy brunette in Warsaw in April 2010 (see my post #2251) , following the recommendation from another punter on this forum. Since then, I have met her several times in Warsaw and elsewhere. For some time, she stopped doing meetings but has now resumed doing so every now and then, and has asked me to let you guys know.

I won't go into details as she will provide you with them directly. Let me just say (but I am completely biased about this) that Marta is the kindest woman I know and that she will not disappoint you at all when it comes to sex. She goes for long meetings (whole night).

If interested, please send me a personal message so that I give you her email address.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bernd123; 1207389]Hello, Frenchie!

I will be in Warsaw next week. Can you give me more information?

Thanks[/QUOTE]No public release of email addresses. Contact in pm only, please.

Ok but I have no possibility to send PM.

[QUOTE=Frenchie;1207502]No public release of email addresses. Contact in pm only, please.[/QUOTE]