Moscow

IT,

I am sure you have already noticed that she works for the brothel. Same bed (even linens) and same sofa...

[url]http://www.intimcity.ru/persons.php?id=63833[/url] [url]http://www.intimcity.ru/persons.php?id=65083[/url]

Got an apartment. Will be in C-land soon. Anyone have any advice for a newbie to the scene? Requesting words of wisdom from my monger bretheren. Order in? Go to clubs? Go to there place? Walk along the street? Need advice from the voices of experience.

[QUOTE=Horatio 1] Requesting words of wisdom from my monger bretheren.[/QUOTE]It's all here waiting for you, bro. All you have to do is start reading.

There are more things in Russia and Moscow, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy... :)

No Big Bro, I did not.... but who cares ;)

She might have experience!

I still miss the old Russian brothels... '94-'96 and so where with a 100 you could get there... take a three holer for a cople of hours, a beer, a tea, some salmon... and then another threeholer for another couple of hours... Real Paradise. It was very close to Smolenskaya!

But if the girl is as in the pics no matter if she works in a Public House eh eh eh I'll be happy to take two! :p :p :p may be they do some swapping!

IT


[QUOTE=Big Bro AJ]IT,

I am sure you have already noticed that she works for the brothel. Same bed (even linens) and same sofa...

[url]http://www.intimcity.ru/persons.php?id=63833[/url] [url]http://www.intimcity.ru/persons.php?id=65083[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Big Bro AJ]IT,

I am sure you have already noticed that she works for the brothel. Same bed (even linens) and same sofa...

[url]http://www.intimcity.ru/persons.php?id=63833[/url] [url]http://www.intimcity.ru/persons.php?id=65083[/url][/QUOTE]Big Bro, on the first link moderator wrote this: "ВНИМАНИЕ! За использование чужих фотографий телефон данной анкеты занесен в черный список" (above the pictures with red letters). = "Attention! This telephone is blacklisted for using false pictures".

Thanks Stravinsky, I've read a lot over the years and have found that things change rapidly in FSU countries, so I suppose that I am more interested in hearing about the caveats of Moscow than about my task, which I am sure I will fulfill. Anyway, I will post my antics asap, maybe even some photos. Long may you monger. 'Ratio

[QUOTE=Helena Moscow]Big Bro, on the first link moderator wrote this: "ВНИМАНИЕ! За использование чужих фотографий телефон данной анкеты занесен в черный список" (above the pictures with red letters). = "Attention! This telephone is blacklisted for using false pictures".[/QUOTE]


They probably post it recently. No such warning was posted couple of days ago.

Sometimes it is really difficult to find reliable escorts in Moscow. :(

Hi Moscowers!

Can anybody suggest some specific freebies or prostitutes, according to their own meetings?

How can I get what I want in salons? My friends talked mamashkas like to fraud foreigners.

[QUOTE=James T Kirk]Can anybody suggest some specific freebies or prostitutes, according to their own meetings?
[/QUOTE]

Luckily for you, we've done that already. Read the forum.

[QUOTE]
How can I get what I want in salons? My friends talked mamashkas like to fraud foreigners.[/QUOTE]

Um... ask? Go with a big name salon and you'll have no problems.

[QUOTE=James T Kirk]Hi Moscowers!

Can anybody suggest some specific freebies... according to their own meetings?
[/QUOTE]You are not really suggesting someone introduce their girlfriend to you, are you Tiberius?

[QUOTE=Horatio 1]I've read a lot over the years and have found that things change rapidly in FSU countries[/QUOTE]That's true, but the more things change, the more they stay the same. All the info here is current, the main difference will be prices; you will enjoy a 30% discount vs. prices last summer, just based on the ruble devaluation. In addition to whatever "anti-crisis" discounts you may find.

I wonder if you could beam up one or two girls of your photo gallery.

[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]You are not really suggesting someone introduce their girlfriend to you, are you Tiberius?[/QUOTE]

Well, I’m back. It was a discounted rate just based on the Ruble devaluation. My apartment was in a short walking distance (like 50 feet) from NF, where, yes, they still accept dollars. Yet, I discovered that, really, if you look closely, in the light, most of them were 7-8 at best. I think I saw one 10 and several 7’s.

Night 1: I was beat from the trip so I slept a while, and then went shopping for some essential: water, fruit, and some coffee, sachar (I didn’t know the word for "sugar" and had to give it up, unless I was willing to open every bag and taste the contents). I have some experience with Slavic languages but not Rus. I was able to sound out the Cyrillic letters and made some headway, but, generally, I pointed at what I wanted. I went to NF for dinner (not bad) and it got me a free entrance later. I was so ready to squirt that I grabbed the first one that caught my eye. She asked for 5XX Euro. I laughed (because I read that here) and I told her, no way. We finally agreed on 3 US and off we went. Now, understand, for those who don’t, this is for Classic With; don’t even ask for more because they must have some clique and agree what the price will be and what services are available. (because they all had the same line, word for word, for e. G. : "How much time? Aw, darling, time is not important. " Anyway, wham bam and off she went to turn another. I went to sleep and slept until 3 pm MSK time.

Night 2: Got up and went to work on my internet ideas, but sadly, without speaking the lingo, it was nearly impossible: "Hi, do you speak any English? " CLICK. I did find some, but the problem was my OWO requirements. Hard to find, and A, it was even harder to find, so back to NF to see what I could arrange. I took my time this time, and found tall blond smoking bod, yikes! 6 US for the night. She was good, really good. Only negative for me was the silicon, don’t like that but hey WTF, as they say in Italy "carne e carne. " Off she went and I went back to sleep.

Night 3: I had to get registered and man it was a pain in the neck. I took a taxi to find Hotel Asia (I read it somewhere here) to pay less for the stamp, but after an hour, the driver said that he couldn’t find it. I told him to take me to the hotel that was on my invitation. The girl there said that only guests get it, but if I wanted, I could check in and get a registration stamp. Ha, ha, not unless you come with the room honey" and I left. Wasted 40 bucks. I finally got it at further expense; never, ever use taxi from the street. Call for one and get the price first. Metered cabs are overpriced, rip off. Maybe I misunderstood the report. In another report (owe you a few drinks) it mentioned the Moscow Times, which actually is an insert of the Herald Tribune. I lucked out just because I wanted a newspaper in English and that was the only one I could find. When I opened it and found the Moscow Times it was like a message from above. I put it to good use. 6K RR for 2hrs and she was just fine. Donated a small amount more for OWO, but hey, I’m there to have my way, no? She was quite enthusiastic, active and willing to please, kind of meaty but spoke some English and had a fun personality: Looks: 7 – personality: 9, ser: 8. Off she went and I went back to NF, but this time I went at 3:30 am hoping to birddog something. And it worked. 2 US, ah, thank ye ma’am. 8. 5, 7, 7. Not much enthusiasm here. Off she went. I went to sleep.

Night 4: One of my internet ideas worked out. Wow! Okay, she was a brunette, 7 + in looks but her pillows were huge, at least 40 EE. 5K RR/ 2hrs! Yep. I enjoyed it a lot. I think she enjoyed it as much as I did. If not, she was a good faker. Off she went, said she wanted to come back later, but, like the reports all said, don’t hold your breath. 7. 5, 8, 9. When she didn’t return (for a bonus) after an hour, I called another service. They sent me a skinny blond with a poor attitude. Now, I had gone to the market, and along the way I had found a second hand store and I bought a cute outfit (not for me). I had her dress up and we played and I made sure she gave me good service, by insisting. TS baby, 2 US and when I was done I showed her the door. No shower, just adios. 8, 6, 7. Went to this great Italian restaurant (the menu in Rus and It.) and had a delicious meal. Found a taxi and told him I wanted to go to a tochka. He said 1K RR. After a long ride we ended up nowhere with no one, except an offer with oW in the taxi. Then he wanted to take me to his friends recommended bordel, but I declined, went back to the apt, cleaned up a bit and went to NF. Birddog, birddog, yep, 3 US for the tall blond who got twice that last time. She was just as good, but I was tired and she left after a pop. "Hanny, gib me more" and she didn’t mean loving. Sorry, all popped out today. Maybe next time – went to sleep.

Night 5: Okay, fine, I’m conserving capital and my plan is working well. Got up early (noon) and tried to call for an afternoon meeting. Called service, said it would be around 3pm, then called again and said 5 pm, so probably it is not possible to get an afternoon unless you go to them, something I refused to take a chance on – to risky for a non-speaking novice. Around 5:30 the date arrived. She was very cute, slim, brunette, nice rack. OWO, A and dressed her up. She was forking awesome! We went around twice, wiped out my vodka and MAN, she was the best so far. Weeeeeee. CIM, CIF and anywhere else I could aim, rubbed it in and licked it off with her tongue, getting stiff just thinking about it. 4 hours/ 6 US. 9, 9, 9, talk about value. Off she went. I went back to that great restaurant and ate my fill, went back and took a nap. 3 am, guess where I went. Yep, 300/US tall blond, yummy, took me a while to fill the contract, but she worked hard for the money. 9, 7, 8. 5. Off she went. I went to sleep.

Night 6: Funds are getting low, but not desire. Went for a walk to the Kremlin, had lunch in a Café; it was poor. Called the service, dirty blond, not bad in all respects but no gem. Got my OWO CIF 200/1hr. 7, 7, 8, off she went. Got another! Brunette, nice looking, slim but big rack. NO OWO, but it was still good, 8, 7, 7. By now I am spent. It’s my last night and I just can’t do anymore. THEN, then I thought of what I read in Rio section once: "I met her on the beach and she wanted X and I told her that I just finished and really didn’t want it. " Gems of wisdom, yes, I was tired and had to get up in 5 hours to go, I thought about it for a while and went to bed and said NO! NO, this is my last night! I put on my suit and tie and went to NF to birddog. The tall blond was busy, and I told her no problem. She wanted, she didn’t, she might – I went to the bar and drank. Now, a few nights before, one very cute blond said that she wanted to "eat me" just as I walked in. I asked her if I could have a drink first and ended up with another. Some tall toad came to talk to me, but luckily her mobile rang and I made a quick excuse me and move to another area. The cute blond found me. She threw herself at me like she was desperate. I blew her off a bit, told her that "I just finished and I doubted I could go another round. " Yet, she persisted. She was insulted that I took the other blond over her the other night. "You like her? She’s note guud, I give you fantasy. Hanny, I lavve you. How much you give to her? Huh? " We agreed on the same. 3 (I meant US, she thought Eu – she took it anyway). She was a tiger, licked my butt and did all she could do, BUT, LOL, I couldn’t fulfill the contract and told her I was tired. She asked me if I was married, if I wanted to marry her (because she lavvd me). I got the feeling that when she was looking at bulge in my pant that it was actually my wallet she was staring at. I told her to write down her number. Off she went. So, it was a good line, but it ended up being true – I was spent and couldn’t squirt. Cest la vie.

Overall opinion: Since I couldn’t speak the language I had some difficulties. I would have helped since few speak English (except, of course, in the tourist professions). Even though it was discounted due to devaluation I thought it was overpriced. I doubt I will go back. I have been to other FSU places and found others were more user-friendly. The costs were less for the same goods. But, it was an experience. Yes, I had several who wanted to marry me cause I’m so "hot" and a "nice man, " but, I know better. However, for those who don’t get it I say this: DO NOT MARRY ONE, NOT! I don’t care what they promise, because promises are like opinions (think about the old saying). None would allow a photo, even for consideration.

I’ve read many reports, since 1998 or so, and I give this contribution as repayment. My Hor Ratio (hence the name) is a value measure based on: looks, personality and service, if anyone cares. For example: 8, 8, 8 would be (8x8x8 = 512, so if you gave 3 US then the ratio would be 512/300 = 1. 7.) If it was 8x8x8 and gave 1 US it would be 5. 12, a really good value, no? Of course 10x5x5 (she was a diamond but poor personality and service) and gave 5 US, ratio is 1. If she was 5x10x10 and gave 1 US then the ratio is 5. Which is the better value? Like the ratio, it is somewhat subjective. I hope that this section will find the ratio useful, and if so, please pass it on to our brethren. If you don’t get it I will be glad to explain.

Monger on! Ratio

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Horatio - thanks for the nice report. You're an example to all newbies, as to what you can learn from this forum. But unfortunately you're right - if you don't speak the Russky, your options are limited in this town. It's NF, HD, stripclubs, or callgirl with an English-speaking dispatcher. None of which is a cheap option. And too bad your tochka venture was a bust. You needed a decent driver. I'm guessing for 1000R, he wasn't incentivized to keeping looking until you hit paydirt.

Question - if you're a decent looking guy, why not hit some of the many expat-friendly clubs recommended here and try your luck? At least before heading to NF. In places like Karma, Real Mccoy, Che, Garazh and so on, most of the girls speak enough English to hold a conversation.

Horatio,

Six days of eating, sleeping and fucking... not bad.

Metered cabs are always expensive, best to just flag down a private car. But, if you don't speak a little Russian, it will be hard to negotiate.

The Moscow Times has a section in their classified ads of agencies and working girls who offer services in English. As you say, manna from above if you don't speak the lingo. But, you will be limited to what the agency sends you, and there is so much more to be had in Moscow.

It is unfortunate that in one of the world's largest cities, where prostitution is well tolerated, that the only options for P4P available to a foreign traveler are Night Flight and Hot Dog's.

We need to do something about that.