Saphan Kwai. Follow up to Natty Bumpo's report
This is a follow up to Natty Bumpo's very good reports on the Saphan Kwai area. I have been coming to Saphan Kwai for about the last 7 years. Started rather by accident when the first time I came to BKK I chose the Asha guesthouse to stay (yes, because it started with the letter A!). The Asha is unfortunately closed down now but I still love this area and so stay in the (ironically named) Nice Palace hotel. I love the area because it is fully Thailand and not a veritable island full of Aussies, kiwis, Brits, Yanks. My dear colleagues, I see all these every day of the year so let me have something different when I'm on holiday.
I agree with most everything Natty says about Saphan Kwai except the following. I have never been made to take a girl to a particular hotel. I have always taken them back to my hotel. The only time I had to use the short term hotel was when the girl didn't have an I'd and Asha wouldn't let her in. A sensible policy so I couldn't argue too much. The other point where my experience differs from Natty's is that LT in Saphan Kwai usually does mean all night. As with anywhere girls will sometimes try to get away early to spend their money or whatever. What is a LT can be negotiated with the mama / papa san if you're worried.
Prices are, as Natty noted, about 1,500 ST and 2,500 LT but there is quite a bit of variation. Sometimes a mamasan will ask double those prices, in a bar where I have previously had the normal rate. In that case, I head for the door, there are other bars that will charge the normal rate. I put this down to the fact they don't see farangs here much. And sometimes you can get less than the normal rate, eg 1,500 LT. This is usually at some of the smaller bars in the area. Note that there are some rough specimens in those smaller bars. One had hold of my arm last night and I was contemplating chewing the arm off to escape. But there is always the potential for a diamond in the rough in those smaller bars so I still look in.
I don't have much Thai so that's a challenge in Saphan Kwai although the mamasans usually have enough to get you a girl and extract your cash. I will often give the mamasan 100 baht tip as they are mostly pretty helpful. Have a few 20 baht notes in your pocket too to flick to the door boys who will badger you for something on the way out.
Final notes: 1) if you're staying at the Nice Palace (and who wouldn't haha) , the sour faced bloke on the desk will try to extract a few hundred baht from greenhorns bringing a girl back. Either smile and ignore it, flick him a 20 or take your room key out with you.
2) spend a bit of time at Saphan Kwai in daylight hours. There is great street food and some of the massage places are excellent (traditional but happy ending can be arranged and at least one will do FS)
3) I'm here now for a couple of nights if anyone wants to link up here.
Saphan Kwai is not for everyone but if you want a little roughage in your mongering diet then drop by for a look.