Pattaya Reports

ElMexicant got me started on Palace, so here I go.

One time, I'm in Palace. This young Chinese guy sits next to me. He is a chain smoker, like most of them. He calls the waitress and points at a model who is sitting down. The model comes over with a big smile and then the fleecing starts. The model is pretty with a nice body. But she has breast implants and a huge fake smile. Right away, you can tell she is a member of what I like to call Palace Black Widow Club. He buys her lots of drinks. Then all of a sudden, three waitresses surround him. They all ask for drinks. He seems bemused at this request. But he complys and buys all three a drink. No wonder, the Chinese are so popular in Palace.

Later, the mamasan comes over and he pays her the barfine. Not sure how much he paid. Not sure if he paid everything upfront. Then the three waitresses ask for tip. This time, he looks irritated. But he still complies and gives each a 100 Baht note. The black widow model has changed her clothes and is back at his table. The waitresses tell him to give her 400 Baht, no reason given. Now, he seems more than irritated. But once again, he complies and gives her 400 baht. Then the model gets up and says to him, "Follow me. " She is smiling the whole time.

As they say, another one bites the dust. My guess is the 400 Baht was for a short-time hotel room nearby. Maybe the guy's hotel was too far. Maybe she didn't want to go to his hotel. With the 400 Baht in hand, the black widow had everything covered. Outside, it would be hard for the guy to insist on going to his hotel when he had already given her 400 Baht for the short-time room. Black Widow says (hypothetically): "Let's use the 400 Baht for the short-time hotel around the corner. It's much more convenient for me. Then I can return to Palace after 20 minutes!" And the black widow probably did. The Chinese guy most likely spent 7,000 Baht in all to have a lousy fuck with a Palace black widow. There is no way she gave him a great fuck after all that fleecing.

On a positive note, I'm in Palace another day. There is this model on the stage. Her number, I remember, is #413. She is a tall natural beauty. Most likely a new girl, because she has no facial plastic surgery, no breast implants, and no tattoos. I hope she stays that way. However, she has a flat chest, literally flat. Maybe, she was born with a high level of testosterone. But everything about her is very feminine except for her chest. Nevertheless, it is kind of late and I'm surprised she has not been barfined yet. She finishes her routine and then goes inside maybe to the changing room to rest. A few minutes later, a Chinese guy comes in and sits down. I'm guessing one of the waitresses told her because she comes rushing out really excited to see him.

I may have limited face-reading skills. But something tells me that model #413 is not a member of the Palace Black Widow Club. I actually think she would take good care of her man. That is good to know. Then there is still hope. The Chinese customer is probably a repeat from the previous night and likely asked her to wait for him because he would be barfining her long-time that night. He kept his word. Good for him. The girl dresses well. She has changed into what looks like a silk blouse and silk long pants. Not really sexy, but very elegant like a Thai lady who flies business class out of Suvit Airport. Lucky guy.

Although she does not come cheap, I think she is one of those who is definitely worth it. I hope the two enjoyed their night together. And I also hope that #413 never becomes a member of the Palace Black Widow Club.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2316513]My second time on walking street was very interesting. I went to the Palace again to see my promo girl I met a few nights ago. Again there was a special party and it cost me 500 baht entry. I saw my girl and she sat for two drinks. She introduced to her friend and I bought her a drink as well. Her friend was skinny but very pretty too. The mamasan quickly came to our table and asked if I wanted to take her out. I told her that I wanted the promo girl and they then spoke in Thai and the promo girl told me that she just started her period and I should take her friend. I said okay, and paid the mamasan 5000 upfront for short time 1 hour. I waited 15 minutes until she got changed and bought the mamasan a drink while I waited. As we were leaving, the girl got hungry so we detoured to a seafood restaurant on the side road next to Shark Club. I ordered crab fried rice and she had shrimp and rice. We talked and ate for about 40 minutes. But when we were finished, she did not want to walk to my hotel at LK Empress. She said we only had 10 minutes of the 1 hour left and she had to be back dancing. She gave me her Line ID to message her after she finishes her shift. She said that the promo girl and her will meet me after their shift ends at 3:30 am so we can all go party and then she went back to the Palace.[/QUOTE]I wrote a report warning about paying for girl up front, in case she does not actually want to fuck. I also reported how wasted time going to get food for her, etc. Still we all have to learn form getting scammed. We learn much better from our own experience than by reading from others, I guess.

You were so chearful after being ripped off, the girl probably thought she could get you to pay for her party afterwards as well. Don't go there. You already know she can't be trusted.

Typically it takes 3 times scammed to really learn properly. Ha ha. Maybe you can avoid that. At least you will be wiser next time. All of us here likely got scammed multiple times over the years. A necessary experience. One time I got particularly annoyed with a girl from Spanky's bar who in the middle of just starting the sex, received a phone call from mamasan asking her to rush back since her regular had now turned up at the bar. However, not having paid in advance, I had the power to decide, look she wan't even trying and ready to leave, so I did not have to pay her more than I felt she deserved which was not that much. It is not easy for me to fuck a very disinterested girl, who is really just not cooperating.

Always pay the bargirl afterward, and / or expect to be scammed with time wasters (or girls who want a quickie like 20 minutes) sometimes. If you know the girl is honest and fair already, maybe no risk, but who knows that already? Ask the girl what time she has to leave you up front.

It is good you still have a such a positive attitude, but become a bit more skeptical, until you know you have met some very honest type girls that are fair. Last night I had a girl all night, got to fuck her several times, finally she left at 1PM, and we had not even agreed on a price beforehand, let alone pay up front. This is the advantage when we experienced and we are with an honest girl with a good attitude.

My first time in LK Metro, I'm trying to choose a gogo bar to enter. Most look like a class down from the ones on Walking Street. I choose Kink agogo. It's the most professional looking and they have a high number of promo girls. There is no draft beer sign so I already know the drinks will be expensive. Anyway, I enter for one drink. Most bottled beers are 150 Baht. The dancers are wearing schoolgirl outfits. White blouse on top and a green skirt. Maybe they prefer Japanese customers with big wallets. But most of the clientele are Westeners. My invoice says I'm sitting at Table 1. It's the table right in front of the stage. The restroom to the left and the stairs to the right. At around 8:50 PM, I notice many customers from the first floor taking the stairs to the second floor. I am tempted to do the same because it felt a little boring. But I decide against it. At exactly 9 PM, the second floor stage is lowered to the first floor. I did not realize this but it is a movable stage with a hydraulic lift. On the stage are six or seven totally naked girls performing a high-choreographed show. Now, I understood why everyone was going upstairs. From the second floor, you can get a bird's eye view of the show. I think the show lasted only 5 minutes. I wish it had lasted 10 or 15 minutes. But maybe it's hard to produce a show that long. I'm thinking Kink Agogo should be on Walking Street. But maybe this way, they can be number 1 in LK Metro.

Next time, I'll visit Kink agogo at 10 or 11 PM when hopefully they have more customers.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2315430]From a Japanese gogo bar site. Their ranking to some gogo bars in Pattaya. No idea what these numbers are based off of. Surprised to see Windmill so high because I rarely see Japanese guys there.

Happy 75.172.
Baccara 73.603.
Palace 71.55.
Panda 59.62.
Windmill 58.076.
Sensations 57.157.
Peppermint 55.568..[/QUOTE]Yes, it's surprising to see Windmill higher than Sensations. But we all know that the Japanese are eccentric people and they like to stick funny toys into women. I'm thinking that is more feasible in Windmill than in Sensations.

Also, I think this list was produced when Beach Club was closed for renovations. So they had all the Beach Club girls working in Happy Agogo. You basically had two bars in one. Of course, their rating will skyrocket. But since Beach Club has reopened, I think, (maybe someone can confirm this), Happy should not be Number 1 anymore.

From what I hear, Koreans are not as systematic and methodical as the Japanese. So it may be difficult to find a Korean list, if it exists at all.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2316513]I went to the Palace again to see my promo girl I met a few nights ago. Again there was a special party and it cost me 500 baht entry.[/QUOTE]What was so special about the party?

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2316513]On the way back, I ran into the same tall white skinned girl I met the other night who gave me a good blow job. She asked me if I wanted to take her again. I figure I need to keep busy until 3:30 am, so I did. I told her I only have 1300 left not wanting to go to the ATM anymore. She said 1200 was enough, so I paid her and we took a motorbike to my hotel.[/QUOTE]Are you sure this was not a dude? Period on so no sex=I have a dick. Use the side entrance = I do not want the people at your hotel to see I am a man and tell you. 1200 for a BJ. You must be out of your damn mind.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2316734]1200 for a BJ. You must be out of your damn mind.[/QUOTE]More worried about him paying 5000 to have a hour long dinner with the girl. And 500 for entry. Seems like the easiest victim- staying so happy-the-peppy after being ripped off multiple times.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2316630]You clearly didn't read my reply to you on April 30. [/QUOTE]Pretty sure he's trolling. Look back his first post on this board, he was giving advice to others to be treated like " a king" by these girls.

He doesn't read advises from others, and now he posts this funny report.

At Banana Boi I was there last May and had a blast. Right now it's a toss up between going back to Medellin and heading to Pattaya.

Pattaya just has that "it" factor for me LOL.

I've copied and pasted a trip report that I posted on another site (Pics to come):

It's about that time again fellas. (May 23 - 29th, 2018) Trip reportT! Arrived to the land of smiles and though I love Sosua, Pattaya Thailand gave the SU a run for it's money!

Day 1 (Tanned Cutie).

Met a handful of chicks on a site called ThaiFriendly. Trying to get a girl to agree on taking pics is tougher than asking her to do anal LOL Turned down some Baddies because they wouldn't take pics! Met one shorty with a cute face, nice little titties, but no ass at all! Problem was, I only discovered this after she got to the telly cause she didn't want to send booty pics. Ah well! She was my Thai warm up LOL Pussy was tight as hell and she was flexible as fuck! Great first session!

Day 2 (Club 808 Hoe).

Most Thai chicks who prefer black men will either be at 808 or Flexx Club on Walking Street. Met another online shorty and we decided to meet at 808 before "Short Time". Obvious Mistake LOL there were some bad bitches in there! Anyway, my shorty was mad sensual while dancing and that shit carried over the bedroom. Reeeeal good session. Common theme with these Thai chicks will be TIGHT PUSSIES! They can take the the but Lawd! Hit it from the back in slow motion and all you'll see are pussy lips gripping to you dick for dear life LOL.

Day 3 (Catfish & Redemption).

Got fucking catfished in Thailand! ***** was talking mad shit online about her fat ass and her deepthroat game, but failed to mention her gut! She shows up at the lobby and even the reception was looking at me like, "I know you can do better than that" LOL Took her to the bar across the street to figure out my exit plan. Long story short. Got drunk and she was cheap. LOL don't judge me LOL I'm on vacation.

Now for my nighttime redemption. Windmill Agogo is by far the wildest club I've over been to in my life! 2-3 Chicks in one corner doing a shower show. Dancers eating each others pussy while customers are joining in with fingers and thumbs in butts. I even saw this old white dude toss this chick's salad LOL wild shit! Anyway I see a dark skinned Thai with a perfectly shaped ass. She's with a customer but I want her. Talk to the bartender and had shorty come over to my table for a couple drinks. The rest was history! I made sure I could see that fat ass from every position and she damn sure know how to use that thing!

Day 4 (Motorbike Chick).

On my way to Hooters for some dinner and I'm negotiating with motor taxi assholes. This chick drives by with some thick thighs wearing neon orange yoga pants. She smiles, I smile back and she you-Turns and says, "I'll take you for free. I jump on the back and tell her that nothing in this world is free. She agreed and told me she wanted to come over for "boom boom" later LOL She only let me take one pic, but she was cute and sexy as fuck. Let her stsy the night.

Day 5 (Flexx Club Cutie).

Flexx club is comparable to the Casino in Sosua. Place starts popping after all clubs are closed and stayed open until 8 am. I meet a sexy ass Cambodian in the club. This ***** is wild, even her friends warned me that she was crazy LOL I did not care. Left the club at 7 am, she strips and showers as soon as I opened the door. We fucked so much I have no idea how many condoms I used lmao. That ***** was the she devil. We didn't stop fucking until like 1 pm! Thank god for that blue pill LOL.

Day 6 (Soapy Massage).

Last day in Pattaya so I figured I'd frequent the world famous "Honey 2" soapy massage. Damn! Wish I went to this place 1st! For less than Pica Flor prices you sit in a room with about 50-60 bitches to pick from. I chose this chick with a huuuge rack! We go up the room. She showers me. Oils me up and massage every inch of my body with her hands, breasts & body. Then we jump in a huge bubble bath where I get a handjob / titty fuck. She rinses me off, I dry off and we finish off in the bed. Soapy massage in Thailand is a must!

Day 6 (Thai mixed chick).

Later than night I head to 808 for the last time. Things are ending early because of the Buddha holiday. I spot a chick with braids. Could she be half black!? Oh yeah, I've been looking for one of these LOL she's one of the club's stage dancers and little shorty could move. We get back to the room and she starts sucking me off before I could get to the light switch LOL she like it rough. Tiny chick but just wanted to be man handles. This is the life! LOL.

Final thoughts. Pattaya and Sosua are on two different playing fields. If it wasn't for the long as flight and the fact that I find Dominican woman absolutely beautiful, Thailand would win hands down. But I love Spanish music, food, culture and above all the women. Pattaya is more of a crazy / wild place, but Sosua will always be my home base.

Until next time fellas!

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2316627]Which month did you come to Pattaya previously?

June. A bit less girls. A lot less guys. Hotter weather. November. One of the best times of the year to be in Pattaya girl wise but the start of busy season.

Period to avoid because there are many guys. Mid November to mid March. During Songkran. Japan Golden Week which is the week that just passed. China Golden Week I believe in October this year. Not sure if Korea has a Golden Week or not rather 2 important multi day holidays in February and September.

Period to avoid because less girls. Other than a couple of weeks in the year there are not really bad times to come to Pattaya. Avoid Christmas and New Year's there are far fewer girls. Avoid the week or two right after Songkran.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FLHawk;2316308]This morning I decided to extend her stay by another day. Here fever had gone down and she said she was feeling ok, but needed to go back to her work for laundry and to have her hair done, so I taggled along (I paid for none of this). Before we left she picked up some medicine and I paid the additional BF.

But she replied that after I had done so much for her, she wanted to do something for me and, other than my soda water, she paid for everything. She said she liked the food there and she wanted me to share it with her. So, yeah, I felt better after that, but it also make me face reality again that I was one of the "random strangers" she has sex with, so it was actually a good wake up call. Not that I was falling for her, as I wasn't, but I have enjoyed having her around with her affection she shows.

As for me going to China. Stay tuned.[/QUOTE]Wow, your Secret girl bought you a meal. You must be doing something right. No wonder you kept going back to her.

I'm sure you guys can figure out who catfished me LOL.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2316734]What was so special about the party?[/QUOTE]I answered this honestly trying to help others not make the same mistake and I see my reply was deleted. I'll keep this reply matter of fact but not nearly as helpful to others so not to be deleted again. Palace is the top of the top in Pattaya or Bangkok. The girls and bouncers there devour rookies and even many who think they know what they're doing. There has been no party this week. There is NEVER a cover charge. Models are topless. Girls wear outfits. Tonight the girls all wore their soccer outfits that are still around from World Cup. I prefer the maid outfits.

Palace was packed tonight. Tons and tons of girls. We were crammed like sardines. Girls I didn't even know starting sitting on my lap not looking for a drink rather they just wanted a place to rest their feet. A couple were really pretty and I can't say they looked familiar to me. All 5 girls I usually buy drinks for at Palace were there tonight. Luckily some of them were busy.

Sensations. I have to say I thought 3 of the girls in the Smurf group looked pretty cute. I usually never like anyone in the Smurf group. I was with one of my regulars and I know buying drinks at Sensations is pretty much a waste of cash so I didn't try adding new girls to the rotation. Sensations has some nice girls now. For Raphael who wants to get in to Baccara, Sensations and Palace are much better than Baccara now.

Also went to Dollhouse. I never expect top girls when I hit these types of gogo bars but I was surprised a couple of girls were ok. One was super tiny and had a very pretty face. She was busy with a younger Farang but she had no drink in front of her. Another was taller and very thin and also happened to wear cat ears. I would have bought lady drinks if I saw girls around doing nasty things like this bar is supposed to have a reputation of doing but since it was pretty much hands off from what I could see. No way I was wasting money on a lady drink. XXX was just opening upstairs but I decided to check it out on another night instead. Non-alcoholic drink was 145 baht though and that is steep for a non top level gogo bar.

[QUOTE=Falcon95;2316712]Yes, it's surprising to see Windmill higher than Sensations. But we all know that the Japanese are eccentric people and they like to stick funny toys into women. I'm thinking that is more feasible in Windmill than in Sensations.

Also, I think this list was produced when Beach Club was closed for renovations. So they had all the Beach Club girls working in Happy Agogo. You basically had two bars in one. Of course, their rating will skyrocket. But since Beach Club has reopened, I think, (maybe someone can confirm this), Happy should not be Number 1 anymore.

From what I hear, Koreans are not as systematic and methodical as the Japanese. So it may be difficult to find a Korean list, if it exists at all.[/QUOTE]To each his own as to what is good out of all the Happy Group clubs Beach Club was at the bottom. When they were on Soi 15, the location now of Shark? It wasn't bad but that was years and years ago. Then they decided to move next to Happy where there were a number of outdoor bars right of the walkway. When they were building the location all the girls were divided working Happy, Peppermint, and Bacarra. Many of the top showgirls left and never came back when the Beach opened again the layout of the club was terrible the group try to get many of the older girls who now had their moment to work at Beach it didn't work. The layout was so bad within a year they did another renovation it was better but fail again. So the owners decided this year to end Beach and combining the two clubs there is no longer a Beach but one big Happy?

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2316752]Pretty sure he's trolling. Look back his first post on this board, he was giving advice to others to be treated like " a king" by these girls.
.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2316639]No disrespect intended but how can anybody be so naive. They are greedy, not happy scamming him once they are up for seconds. [/QUOTE]

Absolutely agree Paolo. I said in my mysteriously deleted post that we should be wary of what he was posting. I basically said others should do exactly the opposite of what he was doing.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2316944]Absolutely agree Paolo. I said in my mysteriously deleted post that we should be wary of what he was posting. I basically said others should do exactly the opposite of what he was doing.[/QUOTE]The Admin may take a dim view of a huge "put down" for newbies, as it maybe construed as discouraging them from posting. I forget the details of your disappeared post now so I could be wrong. Mr Enternational's post was probably spot on re tall "girls" that don't take the pants off (and come in secondary entrance), but he was not deleted.

Was a little strange for Mr Mex whatever he was called to be posting what he posted. Did seem like a "What not to do" at all stages. Thais have a special word for it: "Khwaay". I was a reader of the forum for quite a time before actually posting, and then it would have been recommended girls at the FKK and how they performed. I don't really like is "trolling" which seems pointless, but I suppose I would never understand trolls on here. Normally you expect trolls to be excessively putting down others, rather than inviting it.

One time I did BF a girl who later told me of her time limit before she had to be back at the bar. She was possibly a special category performer. Was a shock to me too when she claimed to have 1 hour only. I did not really care if she was back very late. Ha ha. I still fucked her at the ST Hotel and I think she may have been late back. It is a trap to watch out for in some places. I am a little bit allergic to clock watching and time limits. Never book at an MP for only 60 minutes.

[QUOTE=Falcon95;2316571]Dude,
I do not wish to ruin your wonderful Pattaya vacation. But you need to stop going to Palace. They do not wish to have sex with you. Did you take a good look at the Palace clientele? They are the customers the Palace girls fuck. You paid 5,000 + 500 + at least 3 lady's drinks to have dinner with a Palace girl. And you paid for the dinner as well. The Palace threesome you are dreaming about is not going to happen in this lifetime. (I'm being very firm about this because I'm trying to help you.) Also, Palace would never have a meeting after work. Most of the girls would be out (barfined) by 3 AM. It would be pointless.
You should go to some of the smaller gogo bars on Walking Street, ones that are less busy. For 5,000 Baht, they'll treat you like a king. Isn't that much better than paying over 6,000 Baht to have dinner with a Palace black widow? [/QUOTE]Thank you bro for the advice. I can appreciate the truth even however hurtful it might be. This is my first trip to Pattaya and from reading all the posts, it seems as the Palace was the best place to go for stunners. The reason I came was to experience my new found freedom. Where I am from (a small town outside of Pune), divorce is frowned upon. So this trip was my escape for enjoyment. For the past 4 years I was married to a very unattractive obese angry woman who was verbally and physically abusive. So a nice dinner with a stunner woman helped me lift my morale and confidence a bit is very joyful for this bachelor. I try to see the good in others. I read reports in this section of another member paying money to "nap" with a girl, but nobody said he was scammed. How come? But thank you for your honesty that the girls do not want to have sex with me.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2316630]You clearly didn't read my reply to you on April 30. There are no special parties happening at Palace this week! You got ripped off by the door man. If you want to bypass the 500 baht entry fee just tell the doorman you are visiting <insert promo girl's name here> . She will come grab you if you are important to her.[/QUOTE]Brother, I don't know why you are so hard on me. Imagine me being Indian, second time on Walking Street, and standing in front of the doorway to Palace and all I can see in stunner girls with maids outfits. Next to the door is a huge sign that says, "Sexy Maid Party Tonight. " Then you have this big Thai man in a red shirt with a pony tail sticking out his hand and saying "pay 500 baht. " What do you expect me to do? Do you know how it feels to be left standing outside before? Before I was in Europe, and all the clubs wanted entrance fee. And also I read before some clubs in Thailand charge fee as well. So I am sorry if I am naive. Maybe you can give me advice on how to get the best girls to go with me and not try to hustle me since you seem to know there very well. This is very difficult for me to do as I have tried to research and there seems to be no advice or reports about this club.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2316689]I wrote a report warning about paying for girl up front, in case she does not actually want to fuck. I also reported how wasted time going to get food for her, etc. Still we all have to learn form getting scammed. We learn much better from our own experience than by reading from others, I guess. You were so chearful after being ripped off, the girl probably thought she could get you to pay for her party afterwards as well. Don't go there. You already know she can't be trusted. Typically it takes 3 times scammed to really learn properly. Ha ha. Maybe you can avoid that. At least you will be wiser next time. All of us here likely got scammed multiple times over the years. A necessary experience. .[/QUOTE]Thanks for the kind words brother. I was just happy being "in the moment" that I was not sure of a scam was happening. I've read on here that some guys pay in advance and had no problem. I did not know how long short time was. I still have the girl's Line. Maybe she will forgive me for falling asleep and give me another chance.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2316734]What was so special about the party?

Are you sure this was not a dude? Period on so no sex=I have a dick. Use the side entrance = I do not want the people at your hotel to see I am a man and tell you. 1200 for a BJ. You must be out of your damn mind.[/QUOTE]She had boobs, so she was girl. My ex wife had what some guys call "pancake boobies. " And she was very short and about 95 kilos. I liked the look of the Beach Road girl. I am sadden that what I believed was a successful hunting even though it was only a BJ to be dismissed as a failure. I don't see the connection in bypassing reception as being ladyboy. Maybe she is just embarrass. If the hotel has 3 entrances and 2 set of elevators, why not use the less confrontational one? I've read before on here that some guys pay 1000 plus tip for massage and BJ, so why was I wrong? Please advise me on how to tell if my BJ was from a girl or not. Other girls at the Palace and Crazy House clubs tell me they are on period as well. So are the ladyboys working there too? I am rather confused.