Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2317444]Brother, I don't know why you are so hard on me. Imagine me being Indian, second time on Walking Street, and standing in front of the doorway to Palace and all I can see in stunner girls with maids outfits. Next to the door is a huge sign that says, "Sexy Maid Party Tonight. " Then you have this big Thai man in a red shirt with a pony tail sticking out his hand and saying "pay 500 baht. " What do you expect me to do? Do you know how it feels to be left standing outside before? Before I was in Europe, and all the clubs wanted entrance fee. And also I read before some clubs in Thailand charge fee as well. So I am sorry if I am naive. Maybe you can give me advice on how to get the best girls to go with me and not try to hustle me since you seem to know there very well. This is very difficult for me to do as I have tried to research and there seems to be no advice or reports about this club.[/QUOTE]So it was the red t-shirt at Palace doing his little 500 Baht "entrance fee" operation. I always felt he was a member of the local Thai mafia. He must be head of security at Palace because he is the only one wearing a red t-shirt whereas all other security guards wear black. The guy must pull in a lot each night.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2317444]She had boobs, so she was girl. My ex wife had what some guys call "pancake boobies. " And she was very short and about 95 kilos. I liked the look of the Beach Road girl. I am sadden that what I believed was a successful hunting even though it was only a BJ to be dismissed as a failure. I don't see the connection in bypassing reception as being ladyboy. Maybe she is just embarrass. If the hotel has 3 entrances and 2 set of elevators, why not use the less confrontational one? I've read before on here that some guys pay 1000 plus tip for massage and BJ, so why was I wrong? Please advise me on how to tell if my BJ was from a girl or not. Other girls at the Palace and Crazy House clubs tell me they are on period as well. So are the ladyboys working there too? I am rather confused.[/QUOTE]I have not seen the 1,200 Baht blow job girl. So I will not assume that she was a ladyboy. You asked how to tell. Ladyboys are usually very tall. Taller than the average Thai female. You mentioned the girl had very long legs. Ladyboys have long hair and breast implants. They want to look as feminine as humanly possible. They are also always touching their hair and adjusting their make-up, a sense of their insecurity as a newly transformed female. They have a husky voice. They have large hands because they were born as males. They have a more aggressive personality than the average Thai female. Having said this, sometimes it is very difficult to tell because some of the ladyboys look more feminine than an actual Thai female. For further assistance, watch some of the Pattaya Walking Street videos on the internet.

If a regular gogo bargirl tells you she is on menstruation, then most likely she does not want to have sex with you. Many girls who are on menstruation will still go out with you if they want to have sex with you. Of course, they need to tell you that they are on their period and let you decide whether to take them out or not. But sometimes, they don't tell you until you arrive at the hotel. Then, either you have sex with her in the shower or you could try to take her back to the bar for a refund on the barfine, but it is unlikely they will give you a refund. That is why it is always a good idea to confirm with the mamasan that the girl is not on menstruation before you take her out.

Also, regular agogos like Palace and Crazy House do not hire ladyboys. It would be bad for business.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2317444]She had boobs, so she was girl. My ex wife had what some guys call "pancake boobies. " And she was very short and about 95 kilos. I liked the look of the Beach Road girl. I am sadden that what I believed was a successful hunting even though it was only a BJ to be dismissed as a failure. I don't see the connection in bypassing reception as being ladyboy. Maybe she is just embarrass. If the hotel has 3 entrances and 2 set of elevators, why not use the less confrontational one? I've read before on here that some guys pay 1000 plus tip for massage and BJ, so why was I wrong? Please advise me on how to tell if my BJ was from a girl or not. Other girls at the Palace and Crazy House clubs tell me they are on period as well. So are the ladyboys working there too? I am rather confused.[/QUOTE]Girls will also tell you they are on their period if they don't want to go with you. I will often just ask girls to confirm they are ladies and not a ladyboy.

This appears to be from a couple of weeks ago on Beach Road where an Indian man gets into it with I assume a Beach Road FL. The girl is holding the side of her face so it appears the Indian man may have struck her in the head. I didn't watch the entire video but after the 5:30 mark the guy starts video on other BR freelancers and looks like he walked by Lisa Coyoty Bar on Second Road as well.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=157&v=4ZVYnRIOhLs[/URL]

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2317444] I did not know how long short time was. I still have the girl's Line. Maybe she will forgive me for falling asleep and give me another chance.[/QUOTE]

Go for it. Third time is a charm I say. I look forward to reading more of your stories. You may have to pay her twice as much for forgiveness or buy her family a water buffalo so make sure you hit an ATM before you go again.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2317444]This is very difficult for me to do as I have tried to research and there seems to be no advice or reports about this club.[/QUOTE]

Yes you have RTFF thoroughly. No one talks about Palace agogo! A damn shame no one ever mentions the place in any of their posts. Palace really has potential to be a top 20 gogo bar on Walking Street if only guys like myself would mention it more often. Been a very long time since I've been to Palace.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2317444]She had boobs, so she was girl. [/QUOTE]

How silly of you, Mr. E. She had boobs so no way she was a ladyboy!!!

Live update. LK Metro gogo bars open. So much for bars being closed on a King's Holiday.

Sorry if this post doesn't belong here. Please allow it to stay up, I'm in a jam for cash.

I'm cutting my pattaya trip short. I have 7 nights paid in full for deluxe room A at Crystal Suites (above Crystal Club Go Go) in LK Metro Area.

Reservation is Check inn May 7th. Check out May 14th.

I paid $215 USD. Looking for $110 or 3300 THB (or best offer).

Please message me ASAP if you want the room. I leave town for the airport on the night of May 7th. Best,

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2317657]This appears to be from a couple of weeks ago on Beach Road where an Indian man gets into it with I assume a Beach Road FL. The girl is holding the side of her face so it appears the Indian man may have struck her in the head. I didn't watch the entire video but after the 5:30 mark the guy starts video on other BR freelancers and looks like he walked by Lisa Coyoty Bar on Second Road as well.[/QUOTE]I cannot believe my eyes, the quality of girls at Lisa Coyoty Bar has declined a lot. Save a couple of cute ones in the orange uniforms. Are the uniforms a new thing there? Never seen that before.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2317657]
Go for it. Third time is a charm I say. I look forward to reading more of your stories. You may have to pay her twice as much for forgiveness or buy her family a water buffalo so make sure you hit an ATM before you go again.

Yes you have RTFF thoroughly. No one talks about Palace agogo! A damn shame no one ever mentions the place in any of their posts. Palace really has potential to be a top 20 gogo bar on Walking Street if only guys like myself would mention it more often. Been a very long time since I've been to Palace.

How silly of you, Mr. E. She had boobs so no way she was a ladyboy!!![/QUOTE]As I have said often, you simply cannot wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep. Unfortunate. All that money the guy is blowing could be put to so much better use. But hey, its his money and who am I to comment.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2316639]No disrespect intended but how can anybody be so naive. They are greedy, not happy scamming him once they are up for seconds. Need to get names / numbers and expose this racket.[/QUOTE]Her name is maybe Jane or Jem. It was very loud inside the club. She has very big boobies and pretty face with long hair. I thinking maybe the best looking two or three girls that night at the Palace club but there were so many girls. She still not answer any my text from Line anymore. They show as "unread. " Maybe she have problem with her phone or lose it.

[QUOTE=Falcon95;2317585]Ladyboys have long hair and breast implants. They want to look as feminine as humanly possible. They are also always touching their hair and adjusting their make-up, a sense of their insecurity as a newly transformed female.[/QUOTE]That is incorrect. A ladyboy can be many things, but they can never be female. In order to be female a person has to have XX sex chromosomes. A ladyboy has XY sex chromosomes so will always be a male no matter how many breast implants and hormone therapies and dicks chopped off they have.

[QUOTE=Falcon 95;2317585]Of course, they need to tell you that they are on their period and let you decide whether to take them out or not. But sometimes, they don't tell you until you arrive at the hotel. Then, either you have sex with her in the shower [/QUOTE]Also not true. They do not have to tell you shit. There is a yellow/orange sponge that the chicks insert and you will never know they are on their period. If a chick is asking to stop at the pharmacy first then that is more than likely what she is going there for. They also sell them in the beauty salons.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2317733]That is incorrect. A ladyboy can be many things, but they can never be female. In order to be female a person has to have XX sex chromosomes. A ladyboy has XY sex chromosomes so will always be a male no matter how many breast implants and hormone therapies and dicks chopped off they have.

Also not true. They do not have to tell you shit. There is a yellow/orange sponge that the chicks insert and you will never know they are on their period. If a chick is asking to stop at the pharmacy first then that is more than likely what she is going there for. They also sell them in the beauty salons.[/QUOTE]You may be right about the sex chromosomes. But the girls do need to tell you if they are on menstruation. That is why so many girls told the Indian customers they could not go barfine since they were on menstruation (when most likely they were not). Otherwise, that excuse does not fly.

[QUOTE=BonusParts;2317626]Girls will also tell you they are on their period if they don't want to go with you. I will often just ask girls to confirm they are ladies and not a ladyboy.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of the time the opposite happened and I took home a girl who was on her period, and she still had the nerve to ask for money! Now I have to ask to confirm these girls if they are on their period or not. Haha!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2317733] There is a yellow/orange sponge that the chicks insert and you will never know they are on their period. [/QUOTE]Cleverly called Jeab or Yellow Duck Chick. Atta boy Mr E.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2317657]This appears to be from a couple of weeks ago on Beach Road where an Indian man gets into it with I assume a Beach Road FL. The girl is holding the side of her face so it appears the Indian man may have struck her in the head. I didn't watch the entire video but after the 5:30 mark the guy starts video on other BR freelancers and looks like he walked by Lisa Coyoty Bar on Second Road as well.[/QUOTE]What's scary to me about the video is the lesbian moto-taxi driver threatening to strike the Indian guy with a baton that police officers usually use. Why does she even have one? Must be for whacking foreigners.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2317732] They show as "unread. " Maybe she have problem with her phone or lose it.[/QUOTE]It appears that you know very well how to make us have a good laugh.

Maybe she was still angry at you because you felt asleep the last time, don't forget that they might come from a rice farm but they are also very psychological.

My advice is that you should absolutely go back in that Palace club and do everything you can to bring her back in your room, whatever the price she asks you or things she might bring up as menstruation or headache or pussy kaput.

I mean this is the opportunity of your life, to bring a dream girl in your room, I think later you would regret it didn't happen just because she lost her phone or because you sleep too much.

Anyway, Keep them coming, I love your posts.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2317864]I totally agree with what you just posted and find nothing controversial about it, yet the WOKE generation of airheads and politically correct idiots including every Democratic candidate running for President of the USA, would attack your statement as hateful and full of prejudice against the LGBT community! 555. I am afraid you're just not with it Mr. E. You need to be reeducated.[/QUOTE]Don't get me started, Natty! Hahah.