Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[B]CaliGuy[/B] Hope all is well with ya.

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2925934]A rivalry renewed! Nye and Sub are back at it entertaining the masses of degenerate punters. Kudos gentlemen.[/QUOTE]Yes, all in good fun. Not taking it too seriously.

Just like when I am on the tennis court working on my skills with a hitting partner. The goal is not to hit a winner. The goal is to keep the ball in play for as long as we can. Being consistent and getting the ball back over the net within th lines of the court is the goal. No unforced errors! [B]LOL[/B]!

Every time I read a post where someone claims that every hooker in Thailand provides BBFS to anybody for the baseline charge or just 500 baht extra, I think there is another poster who has never been to Thailand. Perhaps it's a 30-something man without passport or an ancient old man who can no longer get an erection no matter how much Viagra he swallows. Or, perhaps, its a person with very limited experience with hookers in Thailand, a sample size of 2 hookers who agree is not much. Maybe he only approaches the ones who nobody else wants. Could just be a flat out lie. After I see a post like that, I no longer believe much of what that person posts.

I have to admit that I've been refused BBFS more times than I can remember, sometimes when they are already naked in bed with me. They never refuse CFS. And there are times where that 1500 baht freelancer is willing to do BBFS for 4000 baht. Back when I was capable of finishing with CFS, I used to go with the flow, but now I get advance agreement for BBFSCIP. So, now I can say I only get BBFSCIP, but I've been refused a lot of times.

End of rant.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2926644][b]My Rant[/b]
Every time I read a post where someone claims that every hooker in Thailand provides BBFS to anybody for the baseline charge or just 500 baht extra, I think there is another poster who has never been to Thailand. Perhaps it's a 30-something man without passport or an ancient old man who can no longer get an erection no matter how much Viagra he swallows. Or, perhaps, its a person with very limited experience with hookers in Thailand, a sample size of 2 hookers who agree is not much. Maybe he only approaches the ones who nobody else wants. Could just be a flat out lie. After I see a post like that, I no longer believe much of what that person posts.

I have to admit that I've been refused BBFS more times than I can remember, sometimes when they are already naked in bed with me. They never refuse CFS. And there are times where that 1500 baht freelancer is willing to do BBFS for 4000 baht. Back when I was capable of finishing with CFS, I used to go with the flow, but [b]now I get advance agreement for BBFSCIP. So, now I can say I only get BBFSCIP, but I've been refused a lot of times.[/b]

End of rant.[/QUOTE]Good Rant! I would only add a few addendum Rants to yours that you might or might not agree with:

What you cited at the end (the section I highlighted) is one of only two or three real challenges that require some "game" in the entire Thai P4 P scene IF and only IF the girl is notably above average in looks, it is your first session with her and / or we're not talking about a jump in the Upfront agreed-to Payment necessary to turn a No into a Yes being, say, from 1,500 baht to 10,000 baht or something extraordinary like that.

I would probably add BBBJCIM+Swallow under those qualifiers with a notably above average looker as a real challenge requiring "game. ".

Anal and other butt-play is not my thing so I can not judge how challenging that would be with a notably above average looker. Quite challenging, I suspect.

Back to an Upfront Agreement for BBFSCIP with a notably above average looker on a first time session with her and without agreeing to some extraordinary high amount of baht over the generally accepted going rate for a particular P4 P option; I am not talking about mere BBFS either. I see terms like "BB", "Bareback" and "BBFS" bandied about in these sterling reports of someone supposedly always or nearly always getting the kind of Real Sex I'm talking about. Nope, that ain't necessarily it.

Many punters tout their success in getting BB with either an Upfront Agreement or by "going with the flow and see what happens in the room" when in reality they only mean BBFS without CIP; the girl requires or expects the customer to pull out and jerk himself off into the air. An Upfront Agreement for BBFSCIP is what I am talking about and what I see you are talking about as well.

That is how I roll, too. None of this "go with the flow and see what happens in the room" silliness. A slightly dark cloud of doubt hovering overhead about any of it right up to the point of near penetration or, for that matter, several BB strokes into it if she then suddenly exclaims "Must Finish Outside", just doesn't work for me anymore.

If the girl only agrees upfront to BBFS without it being clearly understood and agreed to that I expect to finish CIP and not by jerking myself off or rubbing it out onto her stomach, tits, face, nose, ears or out an open window, I will smile, thank her for her time and move on even if she is a 19 year old who was just crowned Miss Teen Thailand Beauty of the Year and her asking price for a 1 hour Short Time is only 100 baht. That would still be a buzz-killing waste of my time.

Well, ok, if she agrees upfront to BBFS with a BBBJCIM+Swallow finish, I can deal with that. I might even be willing to pay her more than 100 baht for it.

On your general Rant topic, I have always maintained it is easy for you, me and every man reading these forums to truthfully claim he gets BBFS and probably BBFSCIP 100% of the time with 100% of the girls he takes in any city, town or province on the planet, not just Pattaya and Bangkok. Although it would likely be more convenient and pleasant in those cities than most other places.

That is not a challenge and it requires no "game", assuming the dude always chooses, as you alluded to, a lady nobody else wants and / or, as I alluded to, by increasing the money offer to an amount not even a notably above average looker could refuse for a first time session.

The Tale of Penny, Queen of the Pattaya Night.

In the vibrant, neon-lit streets of Pattaya, where dreams danced as freely as the sea breeze, lived Penny, a bar girl with charm as dazzling as the city's lights. Every night, Penny adorned herself in sequins and smiles, ready to navigate the intricate ballet of conversation and cocktail orders at her bar, "The Glittering Gecko. ".

On one particular evening, the bar was bustling with the usual mix of tourists seeking adventure. Penny approached her first customer, Mr. Frugal Freddy, a gentleman who believed in the magic of a single beer lasting an entire evening.

"Hello, handsome," Penny cooed, her smile unwavering despite knowing Freddy's reputation. "What can I get you tonight?

Freddy, with his trusty calculator hidden in his pocket, responded, "Just a Chang beer, please. And make it last. " he winked, as if his financial prudence was a charming quirk.

Penny nodded, expertly concealing her sigh. She fetched the beer, placing it in front of Freddy with a flourish that belied the meager tip she knew was coming. Freddy sipped his beer as if it were the elixir of life, meticulously calculating each sip to ensure maximum duration.

Just as Penny was bracing herself for a night of frugality, in walked Mr. Lavish Larry. The doors seemed to part like the Red Sea, and a spotlight might as well have followed him to the bar. Larry was the kind of customer legends were made of—generous to a fault and with a penchant for grand gestures.

"Penny, my dear!" Larry boomed, settling into his favorite seat. "Drinks for the entire bar! And keep the tequila shots coming!

Penny's smile widened, a genuine one this time. "Coming right up, Larry!

As the night wore on, Larry's tab grew longer than a Tolstoy novel. Penny expertly balanced trays of drinks, each one accompanied by Larry's exuberant laughter and increasingly generous tips. The bar thrummed with energy, the patrons reveling in Larry's largesse.

Freddy watched this spectacle with a mixture of admiration and disbelief, clutching his now-warm beer as if it were a lifeline. He tried to strike up a conversation with Penny, but her attention was firmly on Larry, who had just ordered another round of shots for the entire bar.

By the end of the night, Penny had pocketed enough tips from Larry to consider a short vacation. Freddy, meanwhile, finally finished his beer and left a tip so small it would need a magnifying glass to find.

As the bar closed and the last patrons stumbled out, Penny counted her earnings with a satisfied smile. Freddy's tip was a mere punctuation mark in the grand narrative of her night, while Larry's generosity wrote entire chapters.

And so, Penny, the queen of the Pattaya night, continued her reign, forever navigating the ebb and flow of the city's nightlife with grace, humor, and an unyielding smile. After all, in the world of bar girls, it was the generous Larries who made the Freddies tolerable, and the Freddies who made the Larries legendary.

Penny's Pricey Paradox in Pattaya.

In the electrifying heart of Pattaya, where the neon lights competed with the stars, Penny reigned supreme at "The Glittering Gecko. " With her sparkling attire and radiant smile, she expertly navigated the sea of customers who floated in every night, each bringing a unique story and budget.

Penny's evening began with Mr. Penny-Pincher Pete, a man whose wallet seemed to have a rusted zipper. Pete's mission in life appeared to be stretching a single drink for hours while emitting a faint aura of self-righteous frugality.

"Hey there, gorgeous," Pete greeted Penny, his eyes darting to the cheapest item on the menu. "Just a soda water for me tonight. ".

Penny's well-practiced smile didn't waver. "Coming right up," she chirped, swiftly placing the drink in front of Pete. He sipped it as if it were liquid gold, savoring each drop with exaggerated care.

As the night wore on, Pete's conversation meandered from his expertise in saving money to his disdain for big spenders. Penny nodded politely, her mind drifting to her rent, due in a few days.

Just when Penny thought she might drown in the sea of penny-pinching tales, in walked Mr. Generous George, a walking embodiment of wealth and exuberance. George was known for his extravagant tips and fondness for ordering drinks by the dozen.

"Penny, my darling!" George exclaimed, his voice as rich as his wallet. "Round of cocktails for everyone, and make sure you join us for a drink or ten!

Penny's eyes lit up. "Of course, George!" she responded, expertly balancing trays of colorful drinks while slipping George's substantial tips into her pocket.

As the bar roared with George's infectious generosity, Pete's eyes narrowed. He leaned in towards Penny, attempting a conspiratorial whisper, "These big spenders don't appreciate the value of money, do they? What do you say we get out of here for a bit of fun?

Penny's smile tightened. "Oh, Pete, you're sweet," she replied diplomatically, her mind flashing to George's much more appealing proposition.

After ensuring the bar was well lubricated with George's endless supply of drinks, Penny found herself the object of George's generous gaze. "Penny, how about we continue this party somewhere more private?" he suggested with a playful wink.

Comparing the two propositions, the choice was clear. George's generous spirit promised not just a good time but financial security for the month. She accepted with a grateful smile, already mentally planning her overdue shopping spree.

As they left the bar, Pete stared into his now-empty glass, his frugality leaving him with nothing but a lonely walk home.

In the end, Penny's night epitomized the duality of her world. On one side, the Petes of the world offered little more than thriftiness and empty promises. On the other, the Georges brought generosity and tangible benefits, making the Petes a mere background noise in her vibrant, neon-lit life.

And so, Penny, queen of the Pattaya night, continued her reign, expertly balancing the spectrum of customers with grace, humor, and a strategic smile, knowing full well which side of the coin her bread was buttered on.

The concept of game is applied when you are getting a girl that does not sell her pussy on regular basis to do what you want sexually.

Those who think that the prostitute you hire for the hour or the night is doing things special just for you are engaged in a exercise of self delusion I am uninterested in participating in.

[QUOTE=Allover;2926565]Are arriving passengers from the USA, UK, and Canada getting 60 day visa on arrival as reported recently? Has anybody heard when that will take effect?[/QUOTE]There is no such thing as needing a visa to enter Thailand nor are [B]VISAS[/B] issued on arrival.

According to this guy:

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2926675]From [URL]https://thaiconsulatela.thaiembassy.org/en/publicservice/visa-exemption-and-visa-on-arrival-to-thailand[/URL].

"[b]USA Passport Holders are not required to obtain a visa[/b].

What part of you don't need a visa or to get a Visa on arrival to enter is not clear.[/QUOTE][B]The part that I understand is that you have never been to Thailand[/B]

Every time I have entered Thailand, they have stamped my passport and it gives my date of arrival and length of time my [B]VISA[/B] is valid.

If you have entered Thailand I want to look in your passport mother fucker. What does it say on the stamp they give you when you enter? If it does not say [B]VISA[/B] it means that you have never even entered Thailand.

[B]Stop being a idiot[/B]!

On a humid evening in Pattaya, the expat community buzzed with its usual energy. Amid the throng of tourists and locals, there was a peculiar figure known only by his online moniker, "The Oracle. " His real name was David, but few knew that. David lived a life of solitude in a small one-bedroom apartment in a nondescript part of the world, far from the sun-soaked beaches of Thailand.

David's life in Pattaya was purely virtual. He had never set foot in the city, yet he knew its streets, bars, and hidden corners better than most locals, thanks to endless hours of online research and Google Maps explorations. His domain was an online sex forum, where he spent countless hours weaving a tapestry of mixed-up, strange stories and playing multiple roles with different profiles.

"The Oracle" prided himself on his ability to challenge everyone in the forum. With a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for vulgar profanity, he would meticulously quote various posters, breaking down their arguments with surgical precision. "Listen here, genius," one of his posts began, "The Oracle has spoken, and your pathetic attempt at logic is laughable. Next time, try using that pea-sized brain of yours before you post. ".

David's favorite pastime was ridiculing other posters. When someone shared a heartfelt story or a genuine query, he would pounce, twisting their words and mocking their naivety. "Oh, did little Johnny get his heart broken again? Boo-hoo! Maybe try growing a pair before you step into The Oracle's realm," he'd type, a smirk spreading across his face as he imagined the reaction.

In one of his more elaborate posts, The Oracle concocted a tale of a wild night in Pattaya, filled with colorful characters and outlandish scenarios. "The Oracle, in all his glory, descended upon the infamous Soi 6, leaving a trail of awe and envy. Women flocked to him, and men could only watch in despair. The Oracle's charm is unmatched, his prowess legendary. ".

Other forum members, tired of his antics, often tried to call him out. "You talk a big game, but I bet you've never even set foot in Thailand," one user challenged. David, playing his part to perfection, would respond with feigned outrage. "How dare you question The Oracle's adventures? You couldn't handle a single night in my shoes!

Despite the barrage of negativity, David thrived on the attention. He meticulously crafted his responses, quoting multiple posters in a single reply to show off his extensive research and deep involvement in the forum. He relished in the chaos he created, the frustration he caused, and the weird, twisted respect he garnered.

Little did the forum know that behind the bravado and the bizarre tales was a lonely man in a one-bedroom apartment, his only connection to the world through the screen of his computer. David's life outside the forum was a stark contrast to the flamboyant persona of The Oracle. His reality was filled with solitude and monotony, but online, he was a legend.

In the end, David's true identity remained a mystery. He continued to rule the forum with an iron fist, his peculiar stories and vulgar challenges keeping the community on edge. For him, the virtual world was a stage, and he was its star, playing his role with unwavering dedication. And as long as the forum existed, so too would The Oracle, the enigmatic expat of Pattaya who had never set foot in the city he claimed to know so well.

Why do some people feel the need to shout at the top of their lungs or be repetitive to express their opinions on the activities of others they disagree with? We are all men up in here. That means: [B]My time, my money, my dick, my call[/B]! Grown men going to disagree.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2927016]Do you guys enjoy talking about this? I'm asking because no matter what is discussed here in this thread, people will do what they want. Nothing said here will change that. To me, it seems like a bunch of guys discussing the dangers of going BB and trying to justify why they don't do it when in fact, they probably do go BB all the time. After doing so, they feel better advocating for safe sex in an anonymous sex forum to make themselves feel better. Why bother?

Wait, I will even go you one better. I bet you all want to go BB and you are trying to talk yourselves out of it by advocating for safe sex on here.

I say Nike "Just do it"

Do what you want.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2925725]I see our resident dumb ass [B]White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fucker[/B] is back, displaying his diarrhea of the keyboard with useless nonsense.

Yet here you are after taking a laxative. Tighten up your sphincter NyezBoy![/QUOTE]You have taken the term "Talking to yourself" to an all new level. Very entertaining though.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2927035]You have taken the term "Talking to yourself" to an all new level. Very entertaining though.[/QUOTE]Oracles just spout randomly.

[B]EverythingThia[/B] are you going to call me a "boy" too?

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2927035]You have taken the term "Talking to yourself" to an all new level. Very entertaining though.[/QUOTE]This is quite rich coming from our keyboard warrior who is frustrated who is really a frustrated created writer of fiction at heart.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2926982]On a humid evening in Pattaya, the expat community buzzed with its usual energy. Amid the throng of tourists and locals, there was a peculiar figure known only by his online moniker, "The Oracle. " His real name was David, but few knew that. David lived a life of solitude in a small one-bedroom apartment in a nondescript part of the world, far from the sun-soaked beaches of Thailand.[/QUOTE]I find the majority of your posts to be less than entertaining and usually skim through because you are consistent with the following themes:

"I am a mac because I pay enough to get [B]BBFS[/B] from prostitutes".

"Prostitutes be on my dick cause I am rich and I show it, bow down".

"I'm too good for [B]Beach Road[/B] prostitutes; Those that use them are poor".

"I'm not a [B]mother fucker[/B] even though I fuck mothers on a regular basis".

[B]LOL[/B]

Play games with your prostitutes [B]Mr. Thai I know everything[/B]. I am not the one! Still waiting of for you to back up your strong words via PM with action.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2926862]There is no such thing as needing a visa to enter Thailand nor are [B]VISAS[/B] issued on arrival.

According to this guy:

[B]The part that I understand is that you have never been to Thailand[/B]

Every time I have entered Thailand, they have stamped my passport and it gives my date of arrival and length of time my [B]VISA[/B] is valid.

If you have entered Thailand I want to look in your passport mother fucker. What does it say on the stamp they give you when you enter? If it does not say [B]VISA[/B] it means that you have never even entered Thailand.

[B]Stop being a idiot[/B]![/QUOTE]At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.

Then if you are from other certain Countries you'll have to apply for a visa and have it approved prior to travel.

[QUOTE=PgReal;2927051]At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.[/QUOTE]The term you are grappling with is: "visa exempt".

US citizens do not require a visa for short visits to Thailand. They are visa exempt.

[QUOTE=PgReal;2927051]At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.

Then if you are from other certain Countries you'll have to apply for a visa and have it approved prior to travel.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=PgReal;2917165][b]If ever there was a case for the moderator to step in and ban a user from the forum, this is surely it[/b].[/QUOTE]Agreed.

[QUOTE=PgReal;2917165]Was a sick sick fuck wit, at the bare minimum you should take your post down and make a sincere apology.[/QUOTE]You are a wise man!

I am waiting. [B]LOL[/B]!