FIVE Palm Jumeirah -- a great display of average goods
Glitzy, and a bit trashy.
Lambos out front, parade of ass in the lobby and pool area.
The best looking girls are visitors / tourists not the WGs, which can be frustrating. Even among the visitors, few if any would be top tier in, say, Manhattan or Stockholm.
A good number of WGs (50+ ?) in the pool and lobby area, but they'd be only average at Czar or Ratsky. Their appeal is enhanced here by the glitzy surroundings and it being a non-pro venue, so you get the illusion of a natural, organic pickup of a seemingly unavailable woman. It's a great display of rather average goods.
Pool: if the music and the heat don't bother you, and you like pool parties, it's got good scenery. Lots of ass, maybe 20+ WGs. In terms of efficiently finding a hot girl to fuck, this wasn't a great setup. It's hard to talk to many WGs there, like you would at a dark, crowded club. You can't just wade into the middle of the pool (or to some girls' cabana), talk to a girl, and if you don't like her go back. And repeat this 10 times in broad daylight, in full view of 100+ people Sometimes you might also get it wrong and approach non-pros.
But it's a good setup if you primarily want to get a cabana and enjoy the pool party with some girls to join you, and later go up to the room, and if you're not too picky and not too shy.
Girls need to be signed in, with passport and phone number. This is strictly enforced.
The rooftop club (Penthouse) had some WGs too, but not too many. Nothing special by Dubai standards. And all other meat markets are pretty far from here.
Tl; dr not a great place if mongering is your primary goal.