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I am right much more than I am wrong. Not a sore loser but you appear to be a bad winner and a frustrated creative writer.
Enjoy your life my man. I most certainly enjoy mine. [B]LOL[/B]!
Bus Bar anyone?
[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2927228]Alas, but I am also right about many other things. LOL.[/QUOTE]
As the days turned into weeks and weeks into months, The Oracle's presence on the forum became increasingly omnipresent. His replies started appearing in threads that had little to do with his original persona. He would inject himself into discussions about the best restaurants, obscure local customs, and even mundane topics like the weather in Pattaya.
"Rainy season? More like a drizzle for The Oracle," he'd boast. "You amateurs wouldn't know real weather if it hit you in the face. ".
One day, a new thread appeared, titled, "The Mystery of The Oracle: Who Is he Really?" The forum buzzed with speculation. Some thought he was a seasoned expat, others believed he was a local with a knack for storytelling. A few even suggested he was a retired private investigator with too much time on his hands.
David, watching the thread grow, couldn't resist the urge to stoke the flames. He created a new profile, "TruthSeeker84," and began posting cryptic messages.
"I've heard rumors The Oracle never leaves his apartment," TruthSeeker84 wrote. "A man with so much time on his hands must be hiding something. ".
Another profile, "PattayaInsider," chimed in. "Word on the street is he's never even been to Thailand. All his stories are fabricated!
David, juggling multiple profiles, crafted an elaborate back-and-forth, each character with their distinct voice and perspective. As the debate raged, he meticulously quoted other posters, dissecting their theories with the same precision he used in his original posts.
"User1234, your logic is flawed," he wrote under the guise of PattayaInsider. "The Oracle's knowledge of Soi 6 can't be gleaned from mere research. It's lived experience. ".
Meanwhile, TruthSeeker84 would counter, "You're naive if you think someone can't learn everything about a place from the internet. Ever heard of Google Maps?
Despite the escalating drama, David's real life remained unchanged. His days were still marked by solitude and the dull hum of his computer. Yet, online, he reveled in the chaos he created, each post a testament to his dual existence.
As the speculation grew wilder, David decided to add another layer to his mystery. Under yet another profile, "PattayaPhantom," he posted a detailed, albeit convoluted, story of a secret encounter with The Oracle himself.
"One stormy night, The Oracle revealed himself to me," PattayaPhantom wrote. "he spoke of his vast knowledge, his unmatched prowess. But there's something he hides. Something dark and secretive. ".
The forum erupted with excitement and confusion. The more David posted, the more tangled the web of his identities became. He played the roles with such conviction that even he sometimes lost track of which persona was speaking.
One particularly astute forum member, "SherlockBKK," began piecing together the clues. "Has anyone noticed the similarities in writing style between TruthSeeker84 and PattayaInsider? Could they be the same person?
David, relishing the challenge, doubled down. He began responding with even more intricacy, quoting multiple posters in a single reply, using different accounts to both support and contradict each other.
"The Oracle has many faces," he wrote as TruthSeeker84. "Perhaps you've encountered more than one without realizing it. ".
In this endless cycle of deception, David found a strange sense of purpose. Though his physical world was confined to a single room, his mind roamed the streets of Pattaya, creating and dismantling realities at will.
The forum, oblivious to the true nature of its enigmatic member, continued to buzz with speculation and intrigue. And in his small apartment, far from the shores of Thailand, David smiled at the chaos he had sown, content in his virtual dominion as The Oracle.
I see our creative writer is back after a brief hiatus. I skimmed his latest installment of his short story fiction writings. Actually, I wish I could get a refund on my time, having better things to do than indulge in fantasy porn works of fiction. Here we go again [B]LOL[/B]!
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2926159][I]I said it's on by the way, I'm in the zone by the way
And you can call me Mr. SubCmdr by the way
I did it by the way, I was with it by the way
[b]I talk it like I did it 'cause I lived it by the way[/b][/I] - Young Jeezy.[/QUOTE]
Here are a few words (don't know if it qualifies as a story) about [B]Edward Tenderfoot[/B] (AKA: BBFS /40 Drinks) and [B]Norman Hovhate[/B] (AKA: WHWMF). Two 70 year old expats living in Thailand who now occupy their time writing in online forums.
[U]Since neither one can get their dicks up anyone[/U] Edward decided to become a fierce critic of anyone who even mentions the word condom in the forum all the while regaling members with stories of lavash spending on drinks, accommodations and prostitutes.
Norman has headed down a different path. He chose to be critical of anyone who disagrees with him in the forum, calling names and engaging in ad hominem attacks when ever he gets the chance. If someone details a personal preference that he disagrees with he is quick to tell them how he is completely happy with the choices he has made and implies or tell them directly that if they don't like the same things that he likes then there must be something wrong with them.
Lately Edward has taken his creative writing up another level. He is now writing long rambling stories of fiction designed to cause everyone else to be as bored in life as he is. Providing all the proof that I need that it isn't very likely that any of the non fiction that he writes has any basis in reality.
Personally don't believe either of them exists. I have invited Edward and Norman to come out from behind their computer screens. To stop being Keyboard warriors for just a moment and join me in my favorite spot or their favorite spot. They have declined. Reality would shatter their world view.
That is ok. I understand it. Only girly men behave in such a manner. Hiding behind their computers screens. Passive aggressive words written in safety. Never being willing to look another man in his face and speak strong words to him. Edward and Norman will continue to hide in the shadows. Like the two old man muppets in the peanut gallery.
Of course that just leaves one question: [B]How you like me now?[/B] ROTFLMAO.
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2928759]Here are a few words (don't know if it qualifies as a story) about [B]Edward Tenderfoot[/B] (AKA: BBFS /40 Drinks) and [B]Norman Hovhate[/B] (AKA: WHWMF). Two 70 year old expats living in Thailand who now occupy their time writing in online forums.
[U]Since neither one can get their dicks up anyone[/U] Edward decided to become a fierce critic of anyone who even mentions the word condom in the forum all the while regaling members with stories of lavash spending on drinks, accommodations and prostitutes.
Norman has headed down a different path. He chose to be critical of anyone who disagrees with him in the forum, calling names and engaging in ad hominem attacks when ever he gets the chance. If someone details a personal preference that he disagrees with he is quick to tell them how he is completely happy with the choices he has made and implies or tell them directly that if they don't like the same things that he likes then there must be something wrong with them.
Lately Edward has taken his creative writing up another level. He is now writing long rambling stories of fiction designed to cause everyone else to be as bored in life as he is. Providing all the proof that I need that it isn't very likely that any of the non fiction that he writes has any basis in reality..[/QUOTE]EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer. No matter what you do or say, you are and always will be an asshat.
Is anyone reading the SUBs khrap. LOL. Hahaha.
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2925900]It is ok Brother [B]Nyezhov[/B]. If that is what you need to do in order to calm your nerves I'l be you punching bag to help out with you mental health needs. I can take all the name calling just fine.
As Mr. T (A-Team) used to say: "[B]I pity the fool[/B]"![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2928822]EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer. [b]No matter what you do or say, you are and always will be an asshat[/b].[/QUOTE]Thank you for continuing to read and respond to my work. I have no problem with constructive criticism. Problem is your responses consist of nothing constructive and your criticism is nothing but [B]ad hominem[/B] attacks.
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2928692]You wouldn't believe all the ladies who are slot addicts.[/QUOTE]T would appear that you are too. Just a different type of slot. [B]LOL[/B].
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2928862]T would appear that you are too. Just a different type of slot. [B]LOL[/B].[/QUOTE]I resemble that remark!
The forum was now a hotbed of conspiracy and intrigue, fueled by The Oracle's relentless machinations. David continued to manipulate the conversation with his fake profiles, each one meticulously crafted to add layers to the narrative. His latest gambit was to turn the tables on his accusers, accusing them of fabricating stories just as he did.
As "TruthSeeker84," David posted, "Isn't it suspicious that User1234 always has these elaborate stories? Sounds to me like someone has too much time on their hands. ".
"PattayaInsider" backed up the claim. "I've noticed the same thing. User1234's tales are too perfect, too detailed. Almost like they're made up. ".
The forum members, already paranoid from months of The Oracle's manipulations, began to question everything. Even the most genuine posters found themselves under scrutiny. "SherlockBKK," who had been one of the most vocal critics of The Oracle, suddenly found himself in the crosshairs.
"It's curious how SherlockBKK claims to know so much," TruthSeeker84 wrote. "Maybe he's trying to deflect attention from his own fake stories. ".
David then switched to his "PattayaPhantom" profile, sharing an even more outlandish story. "I met SherlockBKK in Pattaya once. He seemed nervous, kept looking over his shoulder. Almost like he had something to hide. ".
The forum exploded. Members who had once banded together to unmask The Oracle now turned on each other, each suspecting the other of deceit. Threads that once discussed nightlife and travel tips were now filled with accusations and counter-accusations.
David reveled in the chaos. He watched as the seeds of doubt he had sown blossomed into full-blown paranoia. He started to weave his characters' accusations into their own backstories, further blurring the lines between reality and fiction.
"PattayaInsider" posted, "I've been here for years, and I've seen many fakes come and go. But none as persistent as SherlockBKK. He's been spreading lies about The Oracle to cover his own tracks. ".
TruthSeeker84 added, "Exactly. He's always quick to point fingers but never offers any proof. Classic deflection. ".
Even long-time forum members who had remained silent on the matter began to voice their doubts. "Maybe we've been too quick to judge The Oracle," one wrote. "What if SherlockBKK has been playing us all along?
As the forum descended further into mistrust, David continued to orchestrate the drama from his dimly lit apartment. He marveled at how easy it was to manipulate people when they had no face-to-face contact, just a screen and a keyboard.
One evening, as the accusations reached a fever pitch, David decided to drop another bombshell. Under his "PattayaPhantom" profile, he claimed to have uncovered a hidden message in SherlockBKK's posts.
"I've done some digging," PattayaPhantom wrote, "and it turns out SherlockBKK has been leaving clues in his stories. They all lead back to him being the real mastermind behind the fake profiles. ".
The revelation sent shockwaves through the forum. Members pored over SherlockBKK's past posts, searching for hidden meanings and connections. SherlockBKK, overwhelmed by the barrage of accusations, struggled to defend himself.
"You're all being manipulated!" he wrote in desperation. "The Oracle is the real faker here. I've been trying to expose him!
But it was too late. The web of lies David had spun was too intricate, too deeply rooted. The forum was now a battlefield of egos and paranoia, with no clear path to the truth.
David leaned back in his chair, satisfied with the mayhem he had created. In his small apartment, far from the bustling streets of Pattaya, he had become a puppet master, controlling the actions and emotions of people thousands of miles away. And as long as the forum existed, so too would The Oracle and his many faces, sowing discord and feeding on the chaos he so expertly crafted.
David, enjoying his role as The Oracle, decided to expand his influence beyond the confines of nightlife and local gossip. He began to position himself as an expert on Thai visas, leveraging his extensive research and knowledge of immigration procedures to present himself as an authority.
Under his original profile, The Oracle, he started a new thread: "The Ultimate Guide to Thai Visas – Ask The Oracle." In his signature boastful style, he wrote, "No one knows the ins and outs of Thai visas better than The Oracle. Ask your questions, and I shall enlighten you."
The thread quickly gained traction. Expats and tourists, confused by the ever-changing visa regulations, flocked to The Oracle for advice. David relished the opportunity to showcase his expertise, meticulously quoting official sources and cross-referencing previous posts.
"Visa runs are a waste of time," he declared in one post. "The Oracle recommends applying for a multiple-entry tourist visa before you even step foot in Thailand. Trust me, it's the only way to avoid the bureaucratic nightmare."
He would often use his other profiles to reinforce his claims. "TruthSeeker84" commented, "I followed The Oracle's advice, and my visa process was smooth as silk. This guy knows what he's talking about!"
"PattayaInsider" chimed in, "I’ve been through the wringer with Thai immigration. If only I’d found The Oracle sooner, I could’ve saved myself a lot of hassle."
To maintain the illusion of credibility, David frequently referenced obscure regulations and niche scenarios. "For those seeking an education visa, don't forget the Ministry of Education’s new rule on school accreditation. The Oracle's got you covered."
His detailed responses and apparent wealth of knowledge drew more users to his thread. Even those who had been skeptical of his nightlife tales found themselves impressed by his understanding of the visa process.
But as The Oracle's fame grew, so did the scrutiny. Experienced expats and forum veterans began to question his credentials. One user, "VisaGuru," challenged him openly. "You claim to know so much about Thai visas, but you never mention your sources. How do we know you’re legit?"
David, unfazed, responded with his usual bravado. "VisaGuru, your ignorance is showing. The Oracle doesn’t need to cite sources; his wisdom is unmatched. But for your peace of mind, here’s a link to the official Thai immigration website. Educate yourself."
Still, the doubters persisted. Sensing a new opportunity to sow discord, David decided to turn the tables once again. Using his multiple profiles, he began to cast doubt on the legitimacy of his accusers.
"PattayaPhantom" posted, "I’ve heard VisaGuru has been giving out false information to sabotage others. Be careful who you trust."
"TruthSeeker84" added, "Exactly. VisaGuru’s so-called expertise has been questioned before. Stick with The Oracle if you want the real deal."
The forum became a battleground of visa advice, with The Oracle’s supporters clashing with his detractors. Every time someone challenged his knowledge, David would meticulously research and craft a response that showcased his supposed expertise.
He even started fabricating stories of users who had followed his advice and thrived. "Thanks to The Oracle, my retirement visa was approved without a hitch," wrote "ExpatDave," another of David’s profiles. "This guy is the real deal."
Despite the growing skepticism, many forum members continued to seek The Oracle’s guidance. His detailed, authoritative posts provided the answers they needed, and his confidence was hard to resist.
In his dimly lit apartment, David reveled in his growing influence. He had become the go-to expert on all things Pattaya, from nightlife to visas. His virtual persona was far more successful and respected than his real self, a lonely man with too much time on his hands.
As The Oracle’s fame spread, David knew he had to stay ahead of the game. He continued to research tirelessly, ensuring his advice remained relevant and accurate. And as long as the forum thrived, so would The Oracle, the enigmatic expat who knew everything about a place he had never set foot in.
[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2928822]EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer.[/QUOTE]You are right! [B]EverythingThai[/B] is a much better writer of fiction than I am. My specialty is non-fiction. Informative posts filled with detail. It allows those who have not made the trip to sit on my shoulder during my adventures.
Bus Bar anyone?
David, under the guise of The Oracle, continued to weave his web of influence and deception on the forum. His threads on Thai visas had cemented his reputation as an expert, but his true joy came from manipulating the community and challenging anyone who dared to oppose him.
One evening, inspired by his own audacity, David decided to take his tactics to a new level. He started a thread titled, "The Oracle's Truth: Fiction vs. Non-Fiction in Our Forum. " In his usual grandiose style, he wrote, "The Oracle has noticed an alarming trend. Many of you are spinning fictional tales, muddying the waters of truth. Let The Oracle separate fact from fiction. ".
The post immediately drew attention. Members who had grown weary of the forum's internal drama were intrigued by the promise of clarity. Others, still skeptical of The Oracle, saw it as another ploy.
David, through his various profiles, began to accuse specific users of writing fiction. "TruthSeeker84" posted, "I've been following User1234's stories for months. They're too elaborate to be true. The Oracle is right; we're being fed fiction. ".
"PattayaInsider" added, "It's time we hold these storytellers accountable. The Oracle's posts are the only reliable source here. He's been nothing but accurate and helpful. ".
He even used his lesser-known profiles to back up his main personas. "TravelGenius" wrote, "I've cross-referenced many of The Oracle's posts with real-world data. His non-fiction is a breath of fresh air in this sea of fantasy. ".
The accusations sparked a fierce debate. Long-time members and newcomers alike argued over the authenticity of various posters. User1234 and others who had been targeted tried to defend themselves, but The Oracle's influence was strong.
David capitalized on this by further positioning himself as a beacon of truth. He started sharing more vivid, detailed stories of life in Pattaya. "The Oracle recently spent an evening at the renowned Walking Street," he began in one post. "The neon lights, the thrumming music, the eclectic mix of people—this is the real Pattaya. My experiences are not fabrications; they're a window into a world many of you can only dream of. ".
His stories were crafted to be immersive, filled with sensory details that painted a vivid picture of Pattaya. He described the taste of spicy street food, the sounds of tuk-tuks rattling down crowded streets, and the feel of the warm sea breeze at night. Readers who had never been to Thailand found themselves transported through his words.
"You can't come to Thailand? No problem," he wrote. "Let The Oracle be your guide. Through my posts, you can walk the streets, taste the food, and feel the pulse of Pattaya. My non-fiction stories are your passport to this vibrant city. ".
David's strategy worked. Users who were unable to visit Thailand began to rely on his posts for a virtual experience. They praised The Oracle for his vivid storytelling and unparalleled knowledge. "The Oracle's posts make me feel like I'm right there in Pattaya," one user commented. "It's the next best thing to actually being there. ".
Seeing his influence grow, David decided to further blur the lines between his different personas. He used them to corroborate each other's stories and to sow more doubt about his accusers. "PattayaPhantom" posted, "I've been to Pattaya, and The Oracle's descriptions are spot on. Those who doubt him are the real fiction writers. ".
David reveled in the chaos he had created. The forum was now a complex web of truth, lies, and half-truths, all orchestrated by his deft manipulation. Users who had once been critical of him found themselves defending his honor, while those who were suspicious grew increasingly isolated.
In his dimly lit apartment, far removed from the beaches and nightlife of Pattaya, David smiled. His virtual dominion was complete. He was the master storyteller, the gatekeeper of truth, and the puppet master of a forum that had come to depend on his every word.
The Oracle's reign continued, his posts a lifeline for those dreaming of Thailand and a labyrinth for those trying to discern fact from fiction. And as long as the forum existed, so too would The Oracle, the enigmatic expat who had never set foot in the city he knew so well.
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2929022]You are right! [B]EverythingThai[/B] is a much better writer of fiction than I am. My specialty is non-fiction. Informative posts filled with detail. It allows those who have not made the trip to sit on my shoulder during my adventures.
Bus Bar anyone?[/QUOTE]Yes I don't get the purpose of ET's posts. I just skip over his posts the same way I do of UglyAzzMan, Forty, Raj.
[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2929263]Chocolate Girls 8 or 9 on 100 point scale?[/QUOTE]Seriously?! You are going to make a statement like that when you have not even see the girls the OP is talking about?
[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2929263]To be fair I've been out 43 days. Maybe Africa sent in the Heavy Hitters to man Sukhumvit. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]No, that does not explain it. Being a mother fucking punk ass ***** explains it.
[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2929318]Yes I don't get the purpose of ET's posts. I just skip over his posts the same way I do of UglyAzzMan, Forty, Raj.[/QUOTE]The name of this thread is Rants, Stupid Shit........... So that's what you will get if you read this thread. If you don't get the posts then no problem.