Last Day of summer : FR on Som’s Haven
as promised, the final fr from my bkk trip.
in many of the old reports, there was something i saw over and over again. how even experienced mongers would fall in love with a girl and would end up wanting their companionship more than their bodies. i would see regular warning of people telling each other not to repeat girls too much.
don't keep her around for more than a week, mate. or she will own you.
buts that all old tales. well, when does that happens in mongering?
pay girl, shoot load.
it was time for me to end my short vacation and return to the hum-dum of regular life – my last day in bkk.
in the morning i was in a circumspect mood. last night i had my brush with a bit of racism at rainbow 4 and i really was no longer in a party mood. i had planned to goto tulip's that day but i didn't have the greatest time at annie's, and as such didn't think that the soapy experience would work for me.
with no direction and plan, i left my room around room and walked around aimlessly for a while, checking out the various sois / alleys around nana. thinking of pushing myself out of my comfort zone and have local thai food, i soon found myself at the suda restaurant. while i ate, i wondered why the name sounded so familiar. i checked my phone where i had taken notes of places of interest and realized that it was right next door to another bj bar called som's haven.
oh well. why not check it out?
i walked towards the bar. a small group of girls sat outside. seeing me about to enter, they greeted me. knowing the routine by now, i smiled and shook my head and walked into the shop by myself. i didn't want to pick up just any random girl. i had something specific in mind.
before i go any further, let me tell you bit about the interior of this place. it doesn't looks like a place of business. it doesn't looks like a bj bar. oh yes, the lights are low and there are coolers full of alcohol and you will have girls in sexy outfits walking in and out all the time. but som's looks like a boutique shop. it is chock full of personality. the walls are adorned with silly posters with silly quotes on them. there are a lot of strange small souvenirs strewn all over the tiny lounge. above the reception table hangs a bell, with a wooden penis strung to it by a chain. the place just exudes individuality. you get the feeling that someone has put in the effort to make the place theirs. i liked it.
som herself is an ex-[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] girl and a veteran of the trade. and a damn fine hostess.
as i entered, som looked at me quizzically. like most places, i think she isn't used to having brown skinned people walking into her shop all alone. i think most of these places are worried that i might be just a lost tourist. by this time, i knew how to start the talk.
"i would like a beer and a blowjob please", i said with a grin. som laughed in return.
i sat by the bar and had a beer and chatted with her for a while. she never hurried me and i loved her for this.
som speaks excellent english and knows how to keep a conversation flowing.
after my beer was done, i asked her that i am looking for a girl who can deepthroat me.
som leaned over suspiciously, "how big are you?
not that big, you can check. i replied. som laughed.
she then went out to talk with her girls and returned shortly with a cute little thing. her name was nue / new. nue was a chirpy little cracker. i asked her if she would like a drink? and she loved the idea.
i got myself another drink. i was a bit worried that som might not like the fact that i had gone for my 2nd drink but if that bothered her, som didn't show it. me and nue chatted a bit till our drinks were done. then we went upstairs into the small cabins.
each of these booths was a small 8 ft by 10 ft room with a tiny attached bathroom. after cleaning me up, nue started the job. she sure could deepthroat. my load popped in her mouth, we returned back to the lounge. here we chit chatted a bit. som wanted to know how did i find her shop?
i told her that it comes highly recommended on the various forums and sites. she asked a bit about what people say about her shop. i gave her the bits of reviews that i had read before i came to bkk. she seemed happy that people were talking positively about her shop but seemed insecure about its size.
don't you think this is too small? do you think we have enough girls?
i told her that the size of her place was perfect for me. and if she had just nue in her group, i would still be a happy customer.
she taught me a few thai words. how to say thank you. welcome.
som also offered that if i wanted, and if there were no other customers waiting, i could get blown right in the lounge itself. i made a mental note of that.
i left the place after paying the 700 b + drinks bill.
i also handed a 200 b tip to nue. i don't know if nue genuinely liked me but it sure felt nice to have a tiny livewire of a girl gushing about in your arms. as i left, nue put her arms around me, tiptoed as high as her small frame would allow and gave me a good bye kiss (relax. no dfk. a prim and proper peck). i was lost then.
i returned to my hostel. all my plans were gone. and i had as goofy retarded grin on my face most of the afternoon.
i had never panned to repeat a place. there was so muchto see and so much to do in bkk. but as night came, i found myself outside som's haven.
i went in. som seemed surprised to see me there again.
well my flight is in a few hours. just wanted to make a final memory here.
"you want something gentle? she asked.
"yes. i am somewhat out of steam. not sure if i can go for a hard round". som just nodded knowingly.
she called out and a new girl came up to me. her name was kai.
kai was another petite little lady with the sweetest face. she had a smile and an expression which just grew on you. i offered her the lady drinks and she got some orange juice.
after our drinks were done and the chit chat over, we went upstairs. kai gave a nice bbbj, but she really couldn't swallow much of me. still it was nice and gentle. after 20 minutes without coming (i was totally out of gravy) i had to ask her to stop. she seemed a bit disappointed but never lost her smile.
the more i looked at her, the more i realized she was the most beautiful woman i had seen in bkk. perhaps i was a bit drunk, a we bit daft and maybe the light was too low, but he dimples on her cheeks when she smiled did an absolute number on me. she was the kind you want to gather in your arms and just kiss her all over.
i had two women in my two trips to som's. both had done something to me which had never happened to me in all my years of mongering. i was infatuated with them.
(are you still with me? damn you have some serious patience!
when we returned to the lounge, i found nue there again. she teased me a bit about how hurt she was that me, her "husbando" has gone with another girl.
we had a bit of a husbando-waifu argument after which i got hugs from both my ladies.
meanwhile som made up my bill. being the brilliant cat that i am, i asked what was the story behind the penis-bell. she said that if someone is really happy with the service, they can ring the bell up.
i am absolutely in love with your place, i declared.
then you should ring it. she naughtily suggested.
i am an idiot. i grabbed the wooden dick and rang the bell.
immediately a cheer rang outside.
som informed me that ringing the bell meant that i now had to buy drinks for every one. i didn't believe it and asked her if she was pulling my leg. she said nope.
in all such places which have a bell, ringing it means that you should get drinks for everyone.
seeing my bewildered face, she said that i didn't really have to as i didn't know about the rule.
fuck it. i was feeling happy. i told her that i will honor the tradition. get drinks for everyone.
som was concerned. she twice told me that i didn't have to. but i persisted.
i am generally a crochety miserly bastard. but i was in love with som's haven. and i wanted them to know that.
with a final bill of over 2500 b the night was over. as i left the place with a lingering heart, my waifu gave a me a kiss again. and everytime she laughed and swayed around on her 4 inch heels, she broke my heart into itty bitty pieces.
i had said before, my experience at nep pretty much ruined my trip. but then the trip to som's fixed me.
i left bkk with a resolve of coming back and meeting my two ladies again. and maybe this time taking them for lt. at the very least i want to lift nue in my arms and her call me "husbando" again.
som's was a place where i was treated like a friend. i never felt that people are talking to me just because i was a paying customer. i felt welcome. i felt warmth. i felt like i was in the lost place i read old punters speak of. this was the feeling i wanted to feel when i came to this country.
i don't know what kind of punter you are. but i will recommend som's haven with all my heart.
