Chiang Mai

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Does anyone know of a good naughty massage place(s) here in CM, other than the well know soapies? I'd like to find a place where I can get a good 'ol fashioned BJ and a good massage. I do enjoy Sayuri and frequent the place, guess I'm just looking for some variety.

I've had a house here with my wife for about four years but worked in Singapore. I left my job in Singapore and moved here permenantly earlier this year. I've been finding the well known places OK, but now I'm looking for some of the hidden jems - if there are any.

Cheers

I've driven past the New Star Palace a few times now (without stopping as yet) - it looks like a massage/karaoke place, butI haven't seen it mentioned here yet.

Its on the Mahidol Road, right hand side heading toward the airport, about 1/2 way between Ku Rang corner and Far Eastern college. I'll try and poke my nose in (leash too short at the 'mo for anything else) in the next few days.

BTW, what is the going price at Sayuri?

Cheers, Y

Check out the massage parlour at the Phucome hotel on Huay Kaew Road, this place is very popular among Thais.

Or knock on those blacked out doors in Santiitam for a "good ol' fashioned BJ" from a Chinese or Burmese girl.

I will remember it was 1600B. I was there 2 pm with only a few gals there at the moment. It was OK but not more. PP in Pattaya was much better I think.

Some of my Thai friends said New Star Palace "very good", meaning there is sanuk to be had there. I think they said it's only Karoke though. I've been meaning to poke my head in there too.

The price I've been paying at Sayuri is 1,050 for the girl and the VIP room. I was first introduced there by a big Thai customer, so they charge me the local price. I think if you show your face there a few times, you would get the local price.

I've also tried the Phucome hotel. It's set up like Sayuri but a bit smaller. I've always had a good experience there. It's more like a soapy than a strictly massage place.

Have any of you tried that massage place just up from Spotlight? The girls hang out front and some of them are quite pretty. They are all young and look naughty so I think there's something going on in there.

I've been here in CM for about the last six months and on that same type short leash as Yendor so haven't had the chance to explore too much. That said, a few comments: I have been to the New Nancy, Pandora's, the Phucome, and Ping Payom. I didn't even stay at the first two places, only a few girls in each and none too attractive. Also they quoted me what I thought were very high prices, around 1600 bt each place. The Phucome is a little run down, as were most of the girls, but there is a gem or two to be found. I've been a few times and tend to pay 900 bt. I do like their mirrored ceilings. The Ping Payom is by far my favorite. Fairly clean, fishbowl of 20 plus girls, many quite attractive. Going rate seems to be 950 bt for farang and 750 bt for Thai. I have had some very good experiences at Ping Payom.

That said, my leash has been considerably lengthened and I am eager to explore a bit more. Would really appreciate some suggestions. Particularly I would like to know a bit more about Santiitam. Specifically how to get there (driving), what to look for, what to look out for.

Also would be interested in meeting up with any of you guys for a beer some time. I'm fairly busy for the next two weeks, but would certainly like to meet up some time.

Yeah, New Star Palace is only karaoke. It is not really suitable for anyone on a budget; drinks are only by the bottle, plus mixers, and an hourly fee is added to your bill if girls are sat with you.

You can bar-fine some of the girls for 3000 Baht, paid to the establishment, but you're not expected to give any extra to the girl, unless, of course, you want to tip her.

I've heard that same information about the pricing at Sayuri from a lot of people: the more you go, and who you know, greatly affects the pricing.

I prefer the regular bar scene so I'm not much of an expert on the soapies and massage parlours.

The place next to Spotlight is, unfortunately, just normal Thai massage, no action. But, I agree some of those little angels hanging around outside look very sweet, but inside there are a several less attractive ones.

Sorry to hear about the short leash, that must have been a fucking nightmare.

Santiitam is the area running parallel to the road that holds Novotel, Rimping and Simon Cabaret. Drive towards Novotel from Chang Puak Gate, turn left into the Novotel area, keep driving and follow the road all the way round and out.

You should see a bar in front of you called Doi-Boy (beware!). Turn left and almost immediately you will see several very non-descript places, with blacked out doors.

This isn't a nice scene, it is where tuk-tuk drivers and songthaew drivers go for pussy, fairly dangerous, run by the mafia, and most of the girls are old or ugly or fat or illegal Burmese immigrants.

Lots of STDs- so don't even think of going bareback. But, you never know, it may be perfect for you. It is certainly cheap.

So, where is Ping Payom? I've never heard of it.

I have no idea who the other Chiang Mai posters are, although we'd probably all recognise each other if we ever meet.

Thanks guys for the input below.

Had a spare 2 hrs on Fri, so was able to sneak away (sans leash). Arrived 1220 to find the place open, but barely a soul around - fishbowl very empty indeed. Calls of 'hello' unanswered until, after about 10mins, one of the staff arrived. I am an intermediate Thai speaker and passed on the requirements: I have to leave at 2:00pm and where are the girls? Should be here by 2:00pm was the reply. Things started looking grim....however, 1 or 2 might be in soon I was told.

Decided that I could cope with (needed) only an hour and camped out for the next 30 mins. In that time I noted 3 girls arrive. I wasn't sure if the first was staff or working - cute, deeper brown skin colour (which I prefer) and almost j-girl looking. Having learnt the lessons of indecision over the past 20 years (and repeated them) I intercepted her when she popped out to talk with the cashier. Papasan arrived in a blink - I explained that I now only had 1 hr before departing - 900 baht was the price and off we went.

Duek was very softly spoken, but soon warmed up with some thai chit-chat enroute to room (needs a lick of paint!). Level of english was better than I thought, mainly when my thai faltered. Small room, but mirrored side and ceiling. Clothes off and towels on - for about a minute!

Duek had nice firm breasts, stood about 1.5m and was about 45kg. Very nicely proportioned. With both of us standing (the bath was filling at this time), she started with the warm breath nipple lick/nibble, working her way down my waist and gently brushing my penis. She licked/kissed the shaft up to just below the head and carried on like this for about 3-4 min. A fairly standard soapy followed, included a very nice tit massage and more oral.

Exiting the bath, with only 30 min left, it had to be down to business. On the bed she repeated the warm neck/nipple/waist/balls/rimming/cock kissing - gently and erotically moving herself over me to expose a quite aroused pussy. She expertly did 'condom in the mouth' to effect CBJ and continued with a full BJ. Time was moving on and so I had to move on to the FS stage. It was quite obvious she was aroused, as her lips and clit were well defined and standing slightly proud. I entered gently into a wet and remarkably tight pussy (she has had at least 1 kid judging by some very slight tummy marks) and an enthusiatic fuck followed. I wanted her to HJ me to finish on her lovely breasts, and she readly obliged by bothlicking my penis as well as a nice slow HJ. meantime I was gently rubbing the outside of her pussy lips and clit. She seemed to quite enjoy that! Her HJ did the job nicely and I finished nicely over on her tits.

She appeared concerned that I was still hard as I began a fast shower/change - and almost felt guilty I couldn't spend another 45min with her. I reassured her that all was indeed very satisfactory. No pics as the camera was at home - however, I think that I stand a good chance if I repeat the visit for the proper period of time!

In all, a very satisfying experience and well overdue given I have been in country 2 months with no chances to ... roam. Still, I'm lucky enough to be here for another 3 years or so!

I'll let you know how I get on. I escape to BKK for a night soon, so that too might be fun....

TS - can you pass on where Ping Payom is located? Cheers

Y

Guys,

Sorry for the late reply, your posts from the 30th of October didn't show up until today.

Ping Payom is on the western edge of town at the corner of Thanon Suthep and the road to Wing 41 (the Air Force base). You can only turn left onto the Wing 41 road if you are headed out Th. Suthep toward Doi Suthep. You must then make an immediate right into the Ping Payom Hotel. When I say immediate, it is less than 10 meters from the intersection. After this turn you will drive back into the hotel parking lot. From there look back to the hotel and there is an entrance with a lot of neon. On the left is Karaoke, on the right the fishbowl. Hope that helps, if you need further clarification just let me know.

Coma boy, thanks for the info on Santiitam. I'll try to seek it out soon.

Yendor, did you happen to get Duek's badge number. Sounds like someone I'd like to try.

Again, if any of you are up for a beer anytime, let me know. A few fello mongers are coming up from Bkk this weekend and we will try to be getting together at least one night.

Oops, I just read my post below with directions to Santitam, and I should have written turn right when you see Doi Boy, not left.

Just check out the places with blacked out doors or any of those pink-lit shacks.

Coma Boy,

Thanks for the clarification on directions. I was over that way last night and thought I would give it a try. Since I was going on your previous directions I turned left and circled twice without seeing anything that resembled what you described. I did notice a place named The Fanclub, do you know anything about it?

Since I was there I stopped in a little bar opposite the Fanclub and spent a few hours drinking beer and chatting with the two hostesses. Both were quite cute, and I may be taking one of them back to my place on Saturday. The bar has no name in English on the sign but it is called Sabei.

When I left Sabei I was propositioned by a few boys with calls of "You want cute boy?" While one of them was indeed extremely cute, I'm not into that scene.

On my way back home I passed through the area that your modified directions suggested and did see a few blacked out doors. As it was raining and I needed some rest, I passed for the night. I'll go back soon and then report back to the board.

Again, thanks for the info. If I can be of any help, please let me know.

T

Here is a map to help anyone trying to find the CEC (Chiang Mai Entertainment Complex) or the wonderful Star Six.

No-one actually calls the place CEC, it is normally referred to as "the Bar Beer Centre next to Star Six". Or in Tuk-Tuk driver lingo- "S'dar Sik".

It also illustrates how amusing it is that Terry Terrier took a few hours to find the place when he was staying at the Suriwongse Hotel.

(Thanks to Dante Bar for the map).

Coma boy

It was actually about 70 mins. And it was closed when I walked past it late the previous night. I had a good laugh at my own confusion, but then again, as Dickhead (oops! Domino) likes to point out, I'm as fik as fuk.

One thing I sussed about navigating Chiang Mai is that a lot of the road name signs are laid out differently to those in most other cities: If you're not familiar with the place, it's easy to head down the road at right angles to the one you want because the signs are angled in a way that suggests you should. Odd. Worth bearing in mind by first time visitors.