Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Derim]<cut>Someone asked about the normal procedure and number of shots in soapies. I think in most 2000B places 2 shots are included with all normal girls. You can check this of course with a papasan, but basically if the place advertises 2 hour massage, then 2 shots are included in the base price. Cheaper, 1000B places usually have a 1h massage with a single shot. And it seems from these reports that 2 shots are not always the norm with sideliners or in more expensive places (Poseidon etc.).Usually, a soapy massage just includes a bath and sex. If the girl likes you and has massage skills, she may offer some massage between rounds, but it isn't a norm.[/QUOTE]Are you a Thai or Asian, or Farang (non_Asian)?Can you name some places (soapies I presume) that have a 1K price but only offer a 1Hr session?I am not aware of any Soapy offering less than 1.5 Hours and usually 2Hr is standard for basic fishbowl girls.Wouldn't leave much time for sex, after filling the bath, having the bath and getting dried. 15 mins left maybe :(

Finally I have got round to providing the Bangkok Soapy Guide V2 in word format.Had to be zipped as too large.Realtes to posts starting [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=701191&highlight=Soapy+Guide#post701191]here[/url]

[QUOTE=S M B]I read recently somewhere else that S. Botan was good value for money. It was an old report that I read though. Anyone been recently?[/QUOTE]I dropped in during the end of December and early January. I'd never been to a soapie before. Having read a couple of positive reviews that described Sao Botan as a throwback type of experience, I thought it'd be a good venue to get my feet wet. As mentioned previously, it's about a 15 minute walk from BTS National Stadium. [url]http://soapy-massage.com/s-botan-pp-cafe-massage-parlor-rama-vi-road-bangkok.html#S.Botan_PP_Cafe_Massage_Parlor_Turkish_Bath_House_Bangkok[/url]NOTE: the 1000 baht fee is for one hour of service.The place has a relaxed, straightforward atmosphere. The attendants on the lobby floor, receptionists and room maids were all friendly enough. Customers are predominantly local, so the floor staff speak little English, if at all. If you have Thai language skills, all the better of course. Business opens at 2 PM on week days and I was there about an hour or two later. The lobby is dark and largely empty; the fish bowl, naturally, is well lit. Several booths give you the option to sit down and order a drink before you go upstairs. But they're located along the wall opposite the fish bowl - a little too far away to get a good look at the girls, let alone read their number tags. So you really need to stand in the middle of the lobby area to make your choice. The floor attendants carry a notepad and pen for you to jot down a number if you can't speak Thai.My first visit was towards 4 PM. About 18 to 20 girls sat in the fish bowl. Business was brisk. I hung back for a while and observed who was being selected. The preferences leaned towards girls with ample breasts and/or fair skin (actually I didn't see too many with darker complexions). Age range was probably 22 to 32. You're not going to find an 18 year old fashion model at this place. But when the fish bowl was well stocked, maybe 4 or 5 babes were definitely my type (cute, narrow face, slim figure, tight ass, flat tummy). All this ogling meant that by the time I started looking in earnest, the fish bowl was down to six girls. I had almost decided to come back another day when I caught sight of a fine figure in a blue dress hanging out at the front desk. I quickly asked a floor attendant to snag her. An older girl, she had a good vibe. I paid the bill, she grabbed her bath kit and up the elevator we went. The room was small, spartan but clean. Her English was excellent. I found out she was a single mom with two daughters. The session was typically an order for drinks, some chit chat, a shared bath (including a fabulous tit fuck with her C cups), a shower and then to bed. This girl at first resisted DATY but eventually got into it for a good spell (later admitting that she avoided climaxing with johns because it made the rest of the day more tiring). Her BBBJ was terrific but all too soon she deftly rolled on the condom with her mouth. So we proceeded to the FS portion. Unfortunately my stamina took a nose dive (maybe I was bagged from jet lag). Because of this, she adamantly refused a tip but relented when I insisted that I still enjoyed her services. She washed me down afterwards to end the session. All in all, I had a warm, competent provider who told me "I want men to enjoy time with me." :)About a week later, I spotted my next girl also at the front desk. She too was a single mom and spoke English well. She really pampered me in the bath tub and provided GFE in bed. She loved DATY and gave me a fine BBBJ. One review mentioned that from the 1000 baht fee, the parlor keeps 280 (the cashier will take your 1000 and give your girl the balance on the spot). Towards the end of the hour, your girl will get a reminder call to vacate the room. If she goes overtime, front desk docks her another 280 baht. Anyway, our session lasted about 90 minutes but for some reason she wasn't charged extra (which surprised her as well). She also didn't ask me to compensate her for going past an hour but I left a tip. Looking back, I should've given her another 500 as well as the tip.But we did exchange numbers and I called to make sure she was on shift a couple days later. As usual, she first drew a bath, and while the tub was being filled, we made small talk. But then things went off track. She became distraught, started crying and apologized for it. She said she was upset that I hadn't called her the day before but it was probably more about the challenges of being a single parent. Anyway, I didn't have the heart to bail and grab myself another girl. Instead I ended up comforting her in my arms for most of the session (yes, compassion can handicap anyone looking to get the most bang for the money). I think she appreciated the gesture, responding between sobs with kisses. But sex wasn't in the cards that day. Oh well. At least it was nice to know more about the person behind the provider. At one point I asked her why she wasn't working at a more upscale MP. She certainly was pretty enough. She told me that Sao Botan has about 50 girls on staff but the larger, more expensive joints may have around 200 younger girls in the talent pool from which to fill any particular shift. Essentially she said it's tough for girls her age to get into these high end places (she herself being 27). Anyhow, a real sweetie, this girl. Before I left town, she invited me to visit a nearby wat and offered to come to my hotel room after her shifts ended (just to hang out). But timing and circumstances were never right. Hopefully I can make it up to her if I see her again.Value-wise, I'd give Sao Botan a thumbs up even though two sessions were a bust insofar as a good shag was concerned. I got lucky in my choices. Both girls spoke English which helped to break the ice. Plus both were very customer-oriented. That said, I didn't get the impression that anything "exotic" (e.g. anal, CIM) was on the menu. Still, for a 1000 baht, you won't lose much if such requests are denied since I have a hunch the girls at Sao Botan largely offer a satisfying experience with their standard services. Other mongers will have to verify this.[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]

[QUOTE=Derim]Also, please keep in mind Thai wages. How you can feel sorry for the girl which makes a more than a 3-4 daily minum wage in just two hours (600-800B)? If the girl gets 800B per customer with tips, has 1. 5 customers per day and works 25 days per week, then she would make 800*1. 5*25 = 30000B per month. That's more than 6 TIMES minimum wage and a more than an young worker with a master's degree from a good university would earn. And all this with just 3 hours of work per day (1. 5 customers * 2 hours/customer) instead of 8-9 hours per day for a normal job.[/QUOTE]Mate,Are you sure about the "30000B per month. That's more than 6 TIMES minimum wage and a more than an young worker with a master's degree from a good university would earn."?

[QUOTE=Orange Sunshine]I dropped in during the end of December and early January. I'd never been to a soapie before. Having read a couple of positive reviews that described Sao Botan as a throwback type of experience, I thought it'd be a good venue to get my feet wet. As mentioned previously, it's about a 15 minute walk from BTS National Stadium. [url]http://soapy-massage.com/s-botan-pp-cafe-massage-parlor-rama-vi-road-bangkok.html#S.Botan_PP_Cafe_Massage_Parlor_Turkish_Bath_House_Bangkok[/url]NOTE: the 1000 baht fee is for one hour of service.<cut>[/QUOTE]Nice report. I was meaning to check out this place in a few weeks.Do they have 1.5 Hours as well?1Hr would never be enough for me at Thai pace.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Nice report. I was meaning to check out this place in a few weeks.Do they have 1.5 Hours as well?1Hr would never be enough for me at Thai pace.[/QUOTE]Because I went in there expecting only one hour of service, I didn't ask if it was possible to get 90 minutes. And confusingly, the one session I had which went overtime didn't involve another room fee (although it's possible my girl ate the extra charge and never told me about it). Since you speak Thai I'm sure you can make arrangements with the front desk before you head upstairs or extend the session while in the room if you meet a girl you really like.

i had intially wanted to visit with someone special at emmanuelle, however she was off for the chinese new year and i had time to kill and a desire for a good massage with a bit of fun.having heard of akane and read a lot about it here, i decided to give them a visit and had my sights set on mika from her description on the web (and not really from her photo.). i rock up there after an easy stroll up soi 33 (past livingstones and into the alley on the left into the peep hotel, in the parking on the left.i am greeted by a group of lovely girls and asked to sit down by one, offered a cool towel and some iced tea. i told the girl i wanted the s3 treatment and was looking for mika. she gave me a very astonished look, frowned and told me "i'm mika. ! " i took a second, closer look and yes, she did resemble her photo on the website; only she was quite a bit slimmer (too my liking) and had a nicer face in real life. one of those cases where a photo does no justice. there was unfortunatly also no justice to be had for me, as all of the shower rooms were occupied and mika asked me to come back in an hour. no worries i say, trundle down to emporium and kill some time.back after an hour i am welcomed back like a long-lost son and the proceedings begin: first sit down and get rid of everything out of the pockets (save some baht for tip), take off the shoes and wait for them to store it in a locker and give me the key. while this takes place a whole bevvie of girls come up to me and pinch my large-ish (gaullish? ) nose, making jokes about what a big nose means (music to a mans ears). i go along with the jokes and a good time is had by all. on the way to the cubicle, 3 girls and mika ask me if i want to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. they point to the downstairs toilet. i figure to myself that this is a good idea, go inside, turn around to close the door when all of a sudden all the girls scream and want me to leave the door open so that they can see the size of my cock (more music to a mans ears.). i happily oblige and everyone is happy.up the stairs, mika undresses me, and takes me to the shower room. what ensues is a wash-up with a difference. i am asked to sit on the infamous stool and get thouroughly washed-up, including little thai fingers where the sun don't (normally) shine. after that it's back to the romm and mika excuses herself for a minute. she comes back showered and wrapped only in her towel.ahhh. the sight of those tits! mika has a great pair of real (big for thailand) tits and she's not afraid to use them. the massage starts with a general kneading all over, followed by a great "oily" massage with the special japanese lotion. geat stuff. doesn't stick like oil and appears to be edible! mika then proceeds to give me one of the best catbaths, ar, ball-sucking, shaft-liking, prostate-massage jobbies i have ever had. particularily when i'm on all fours with her tounge on the business-end and her hands on my balls etc. is a very interesting and pleasing experience. something everybody should try out at least once. when she is statisfied that i am satisfied, she askes me to lie on my back so that she can commence the body-to-body massage on the front. notwithstanding her great tits massaging me all over (where it counts) she proceeds to rub her lovely pussy all over me, ending with her riding my cowgirl (no penetration. but oh so close! ). oh man! this is great! i am really enjoying this and she can tell. more music to my ears etc i am now seriously amazed how she transitions from the massage to slipping a condom on and turning into the 69 position. i am not sure if she wanted daty, but with her great bj skills and her pussy a mere 3cm from my face i am really enjoying myself, giving her a little clit-massage and a finger or two (generously covered with the japanese lotion): i ask her to go slow, as i really want to max this out. mai pen rai! i won't bore you with the climax, suffice it to say it was stunning and mika was a great great provider who i plan to visit on my next visit to bkk.when we come downstairs i am again asked to sitdown and mika sits with me. i am offered another drink and another wet cloth. while my possessions are being fetched, mika pulls out a great big photoalbum and proudly shows me the holiday-snaps of the akane crew in phuket and samui. apparently the owner takes all of the staff on a yearly all-expenses paid trip for a week. this is obviously greatly appreciated! the day isn't over and there is the lesbian show at suzy wong i really want to see. i'll report on that in the appropriate section later.cheers[size=-2][b][u]editor's note[/u]:[/b] [blue]i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]click here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]

[QUOTE=Forcejam]Mate,Are you sure about the "30000B per month. That's more than 6 TIMES minimum wage and a more than an young worker with a master's degree from a good university would earn."?[/QUOTE]The 30,000 is at the low end for a massage girl.Any looker will be making 100-150,000 per monthAverage gogo makes 50,000 monthTop performer 50-100KAs PT Barnum once said; there's a sucker born every minute.

[QUOTE=Forcejam]Mate,Are you sure about the "30000B per month. That's more than 6 TIMES minimum wage and a more than an young worker with a master's degree from a good university would earn."?[/QUOTE]I was in a BKK soapy this past week, and while I was there the mamasan came around with slips for the girls showing their income for the month of January (income from the MP only, not tips). I was sitting with a girl and she received B21, 000 for the month, and was obviously delighted. I asked about tips and she told me she makes more than that on tips. I will add that she is a highly regarded provider and very popular.I would estimate a total monthly income, including tips of B50, 000 or more. Two days later I was talking to a high school math teacher (uni grad) whose monthly income was before, 500.Yes, they make good money relatively speaking. The girl I was with probably never dreamed of making that much in a month, let along a year. But it is hard to know, at what price?

[QUOTE=Larry Lurker]The 30,000 is at the low end for a massage girl.Any looker will be making 100-150,000 per monthAverage gogo makes 50,000 monthTop performer 50-100KAs PT Barnum once said; there's a sucker born every minute.[/QUOTE]The girl who makes 30,000 Baht a month is a sucker too, literally speaking. Because she has to suck her guys and suck them good too each and every time to make that kind of money.But I'm not so sure that her customers are 'suckers'. They pay a fair price for her sex-work. And they would have to pay a lot more than that back home for the same kind of service.A lady like that is not going to make a lot of money from being with men in her old age. And it's only fair that she gets paid enough to save some of her earnings for her future.

[QUOTE=Dan7373]And before you know it, you will be pumping her in the 'wrong hole' between her lovely ass-cheeks.[/QUOTE]Sounds great to me. Number one on my list allready. Thanks for the info.Back door is not that easy to get in BKK.El Greco

[QUOTE=Tall Tom]Two days later I was talking to a high school math teacher (uni grad) whose monthly income was before, 500.[/QUOTE]What school teacher 500? Mate you refer to 500USD?

[QUOTE=Dan7373]...A lady like that is not going to make a lot of money from being with men in her old age. And it's only fair that she gets paid enough to save some of her earnings for her future.[/QUOTE]It's a bit like pro footballers. Working "ladies" really only have a few years to cash in on their talents before they slow down one too many steps (or start to sag) and have to retire. The smart women put money away, finance their kids' education, or set themselves up in a "day job" business.Only the truly wily ones can really make a go of it in their 30s and 40s. And then it's probably got more to so with a well-honed honed personality and special talents than looks.Anyway you look at it, even with the short term earnings windfall, it's a hard life that extracts its toll. Ever seen a recent picture of Maradona?

[QUOTE=Forcejam]What school teacher 500? Mate you refer to 500USD?[/QUOTE]Good catch. I meant to say B4,500 which is about $150 USD. Next time I'll proofread a second time before hitting send. Thank you for calling me on it.Tall Tom

[QUOTE=Tall Tom]Good catch. I meant to say B4,500 which is about $150 USD. Next time I'll proofread a second time before hitting send. Thank you for calling me on it.Tall Tom[/QUOTE]What again? Mate. A school teach earn 4500Baht per month? I'm getting confused.