Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2241025]

Monkeypaw Tip of the Day:

This one will always be your best advice to get by in life period. If you don't learn anything else from this information board, you should take and keep this one. Most, if not all, posts are of the "my own opinion" type from folks who think they have some kind of expertise just because (well it's probably more entertaining to let them tell you themselves). I would caution others o the words and opinions of many on here. Of course, even myself, for I live by the same rules. I could care less if they have 66,666 posts and are Super Duper Senior Member or a newbie. How is it that some guys can say Baccara has poor talent, while others say it's the best club in Bangkok? How is it some guys say Biergarten is full of uglies, but others have found a few lookers there? How is that some guys think this one is hot, while another doesn't? This is how this world works and how this board operates. It's a jungle out there and it's all about ego and competition for the best looking pussy to some. Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment. Of curse this doesn't not pertain to massage shop girls, who guys can't have any control over. So there is no competition there. You make an appointment, you arrive, you pay, and you fuck, and go home. Their schedule is their schedule. That's why there seems to be endless reports about massage shop girls. But have you ever wonder why folks don't want to share "identifying or locating information" when they write up these so called PSE reports about supposedly hot bar girls or freelancers? It's because of "this is my find, my girl, and all mine" attitude. It's the competition kicking in. Really, how hard is it to include a girl's name, a good description, and where she typically stands at Thermae? Is all that shit that difficult to remember? Apparently to some, but yet these same folks can describe to the exact T, of what they had for lunch a week ago and give directions to the location of favorite eatery. But when it comes to detailing girls, they they have just gone senile and stupid all of a sudden. Also, be wary of the this place sucks, she is horrible in bed, or she's ugly comments. Keep in mind, the "white knight" often tries to rescue the girl by keeping all the bad men away and the gets the girl all for themself. Tell me I'm not alone when I say "I have known guys who behave like that. " Be honest, if founded was a so called hidden gem, a hot perfect girl who was selling her ass, how many would want her only available to themselves. How many would share her, make her popular, and take the chance that when they want her, she will be occupied with another? ? So now, you have seen just how generous Monkeypaw has been with your kind. Why? Because I don't give a fuck and I'm better than all this shit. I'm actually amazing alien and out of this world! So my advice is go exploring on your own and forget what anyone says about a venue or a girl. It's your life, your adventure, your journey. Don't let others dictate or limit what you can get out of this game. Don't be afraid to take a chance. To know what success is, you will have to fail. Just keep learning from your mistakes, (but don't make the same failures a habit) and you will be just fine. When you have experienced it all, the good and the bad, you will know your place in this game. The winners will always know the difference between better and worse, and who was the best. And when they all reach that point, they will still remember who was #1.[/QUOTE]Very well said.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2241025]B1.[/QUOTE]Someone quoted it in full. I had seen the earlier post but the lack of paragraphs stopped me reading.

Paragraphs exist to give us information in manageable chunks: one paragraph, one idea, not an essay or Cervantes.

There were two ideas or take away in MonkeyPaw's efforts. These are that we should give out names and such like information, and not try to hog them for ourselves. Those take away are negated by two or so simple facts, namely that many experiences with these pussies for rent are, along with their names, of no great relevance, and those who hog hookers for themselves are losers.

I have known quys to do the latter. I got that information by cracking into the emails of the hookers and boy are those guys pathetic? Let me break it down for you. If you give any of these women her asking price, she spreads her legs, swallows your cum, whatever.

The women do have caveats. If they think you are a danger, they ignore you. If they are young and want to mix business with pleasure, Zimermann frames will not cut it with them. If you are young and virile, they may choose to ignore you in preference to an older farang or a Japanese who pays more than the minimum wage.

When you go to the butcher (to hell with vegans), you pay him for his meat. When you take a rice farmer's daughter out of a bar or night club, you also pay her for her meat. And the chance to admire her prison tattoos.

I have easily bonked in excess of 3000 hookers. Those are my findings. YMMV.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2241266]MP made up the story of a black Ex NFL player sleeping in his room to trick the girls to use their room since MP was staying at a hotel far away. The reason he specified to the girls it was a big black professional athlete was to make the story far fetched to the girls to see if they fall for it.[/QUOTE]Or it was because it is generally (or should I say stereotypically) believed that people from Russia and the surrounding area are rather racist and thus it would be less likely that they would have insisted on going to his (non-existent) room to have fun with a potential second customer as well.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw]Isn't that what we all strive for? To walk around with the hottest pussy following side by side, so that others can envy what we have, even for a moment.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2241287]Very well said.[/QUOTE]Aside from how well it was said, do you really agree that is what we are all striving for in this hobby?

Meanwhile, I see MP is still passively begging for the rest of us, particularly the experienced mongers, punters and seniors, to please give him specific details for exactly who, where and how to find P4P girls who might finally give him some real sex in the room instead of meaningless arm candy on the walk TO the room while, as if this writing, I don't recall reading one Field Report where another member followed MP's specific and detailed info on name, location, badge number, Thermae hiding place or whatever that resulted in any real sex worth reporting. Strange, don't you think?

[QUOTE=ShinyMewtwo;2241352]Or it was because it is generally (or should I say stereotypically) believed that people from Russia and the surrounding area are rather racist and thus it would be less likely that they would have insisted on going to his (non-existent) room to have fun with a potential second customer as well.[/QUOTE]Bingo!

Careful. Demonstrating your ability to easily identify and bust MP on his many blatant and clumsy "tells" is almost certain to get you put on his Ignore list. LOL.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2241387]Aside from how well it was said, do you really agree that is what we are all striving for in this hobby?

Meanwhile, I see MP is still passively begging for the rest of us, particularly the experienced mongers, punters and seniors, to please give him specific details for exactly who, where and how to find P4P girls who might finally give him some real sex in the room instead of meaningless arm candy on the walk TO the room while, as if this writing, I don't recall reading one Field Report where another member followed MP's specific and detailed info on name, location, badge number, Thermae hiding place or whatever that resulted in any real sex worth reporting. Strange, don't you think?[/QUOTE]Perhaps you could take a look at my report from last night?

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241224]Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.

Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please![/QUOTE]Ha ha, I failed to read everything carefully, rarely read the whole lot of these posts, about where he was only in there to use the toilet. LOL Only the pics really caught my attention. Still it read like absolute twaddle, so I would be surprised if girls swallowed it too. The bigger the lie, the more believable? LOL Possibly an old but ineffective technique. The more crazy the lie, just shows too much imagination taking over and not plausible in the slightest. MP does demonstrate a very active imagination, and now proves he is a habitual liar, not at all like myself. I lack the imagination to make up stuff, and really just can't be bothered. Hardly ever lie to hookers, takes too much effort to remember all the exact thinks already said and maintain a consistent story.

One wonders if these girls in the Hotel really existed or not. Just a little bit too pretty for me to accept it as true. I never saw any "Russians" (Kazaks or Romanian or whatever) so good looking in Bangkok but perhaps was in the wrong place. Hookers staying in that Hotel? Seems unlikely. More likely lurking there but having no room as well. Maybe he fucked some girl but switched pics to make them look better than what they were. Who would trust this guy, who has a lot of trouble seeing reality distinct from his imagination? LOL We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.

As to humour, I have been guilty of grossly laughable understatement at times. However this time I had failed to notice he was not staying there due to reading snippets of a post. MPs posts show off it bit too much to be humerous for my taste. Slightly more humble behaviour, with things not going to plan, would probably be more funny for me, ala "Ferris Bueller's day off", or "Risky Business" (classic movies). Wild imagination less funny, because you just think "naa, didn't happen like that at all".

Once I was in the situation where a girl wanted to go to my room in Nana area, but I could not do it, because another girl less desirable was already sleeping in my room. This is much more plausible and a true story from long ago. I was stupidly trying to help the girl in my room, but she definitely was not worth it. I was being a sucker!

I guess not many people here read the Angeles City thread. While some that have never followed his advice choose to tear him down, there are others that have followed his advice and want to lift him up.

[QUOTE=Gunners1;2239037]I messaged Elaine thanks for the information and lead from Monkeypaw. Mate if I ever get a chance to meet you I promise to buy you the coldest beer in the bar for connecting with on of the hornyest girls I met in along time.

Again many thanks to monkeypaw for this referral.

Thanks.
G.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2241429]I guess not many people here read the Angeles City thread. While some that have never followed his advice choose to tear him down, there are others that have followed his advice and want to lift him up.[/QUOTE]Ha ha. Yes good advice about the toilets. LOL.

No doubt he knows good stuff and has experience and has excellent taste for pretty girls generally. I just can't be bothered trying to separate fact from imagination. I prefer posts with little imagination thrown in myself. We have to be sceptical sometimes. I have more faith if the Teddy Bear tells us what he saw.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2241429]I guess not many people here read the Angeles City thread. While some that have never followed his advice choose to tear him down, there are others that have followed his advice and want to lift him up.[/QUOTE]First of all, Angeles City in the Philippines ain't Thailand. It is a snap to find plenty of horny, less mercenary bargirls in the Philippines willing to practically give away real sex for almost nothing in return compared with Thailand.

And while I am happy Gunners1 was directed to one by MP, that doesn't say anything about how difficult it would have been for him to score what he scored with the lady, with or without MP pointing to her.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241441] I just can't be bothered trying to separate fact from imagination. [/QUOTE]Well said.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241441]I just can't be bothered trying to separate fact from imagination. I prefer posts with little imagination thrown in myself.[/QUOTE] What he wrote wasn't fabricated. He's just telling you the story he said to the girls to test them out. MP does stuff like this with all the girls. He gets bored otherwise.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241422]We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.[/QUOTE]I've seen it and you don't want to.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2241506]What he wrote wasn't fabricated.[/QUOTE]Maybe not in this particular post. But he has for sure made up a lot of BS in other posts.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2241387]Aside from how well it was said, do you really agree that is what we are all striving for in this hobby?[/QUOTE]I don't agree with everything MP says. I quoted the entire post for your benefit so you in particular could read it!

I think I have posted enough here for guys to know I don't hobby or post reviews the same way MP does. I do respect that he will hobby and post the way he wants just like you or I will hobby and post how we want. We're all experienced enough to know what works for us and keeps us motivated to hobby.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241422]We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.[/QUOTE]It wouldn't prove anything. Maybe he likes his teddy bear so much that he's holding her (him?) in his arms while masturbating LOL.