Tequila Rocks and three strike rule
I stopped by TR last night but late and the crowd was thin with more guys than girls. Worse odds I have ever seen. Came and left solo.
Here is my three strike rule for TR:
A girl comes over to you to chat without prior eye contact. Strike 1.
Within one minute, she asks you to buy her a drink. Strike 2.
She tells you she is from Colombia. Strike 3.
That was last night.
Hello Lima, Peru and thanks for your hospitality!
Hello and thanks to everyone for helping feel at home in Lima, Peru!
After a very difficult flight through Mexico City, Mexico on Aeromexico (I will never take Aeromexico again!"Long lay over and the hassle of going through Mexican customs who are looking for their next victim to pay the "Mordida" or Bribe!" And no, I did not give that MF not one red cent!) I made it to the Lima airport. The Lima airport was a total Madhouse with only four immigration officers for hundreds of travelers. Next, I went through customs and was chosen to x-ray my luggage. No problems at the x-ray machine and was waved on. Finally, I went out to see where my taxi that my hotel had ordered for me was. My taxi was not there! So, I waited about 15 minutes and finally my taxi arrived. It was drizzling so the driver took his time to get to the hotel. So I think it was around 03:00 (am) when we arrived at the hotel. I was hungry, and I did not know where to eat so I went down stairs to the hotel bar and ordered two sandwiches. I did not have any Peruvian Soles and the girl said I could pay with US Dollars. So I gave her a $20. 00USD bill. She said the $20. 00 bill had a tiny cut in it and said that she could not accept it. I then told the girl that I would go across the street to the ATM at the bank and would be back in a second. (I guess in Peru, they do not accept any bills that are not perfect). (But the next day I changed that same bill at the money exchange next door to the hotel). Conveniently a manager said I could charge the two sandwiches to my room. It was around 05:00 (am) when I finally went to sleep. I was totally exhausted!
The next day, I spent several hours at the Claro cellphone store which was 2 blocks away. There were two long lines outside the store which were more than 25 feet long, one for service and one to pay for the cellphone minutes. So, after a couple of hours I finally had my SIM card and minutes and had my cellphone working. (My phone was a cheap Samsung unlocked quad band from Amazon. Com). I was still Jet-lagged from the previous day and it seemed like Murphy's Law was happening to me. (Murphy's Law is: what can go wrong, will go wrong!) And I could not lose the Jet-lag feeling to top it off.
I then called David_33 and exchanged pleasantries and he then set me up with Chicka#1 a Peruvian-Japanese.
Chicka#1 was very nice and pleasing although not quite my type. 22 years old, she was very short and a little overweight. I like very slim and trim ladies. The next day, I called David_33 and he set me up with Chicka#2. Wow, she was more my type, about 5'1' and 95 pounds and just turned 24 years old. Chicka #2 was really a GFE and If I have the funds I will be back very soon to see her!
Although my hotel let my ladies enter my room with just a copy of their I'd, next time I will stay maybe at one of David_33's approved apartments. It would be less hassle and cheaper.
I did notice that the prices for everything were much more than in Hollywood and the quality of everything was very poor. I guess there are no Costcos or Walmarts in Lima. And that got me thinking, since David_33 did not take a commission from me maybe next time I will ask David_33 to take maybe half of the girls payment so he could live better in such an expensive city. David_33 did not charge me for all of his time and effort! David, I'll bring you some 'Goodies' from back home next time. And please accept them as I hear you do not want anything from the members.
The Peruvian people were very nice to me and always smiling. Try finding nice and smiling people in Panama, Mexico City or many other places in Latin America! Lima, Peru is one of the best places that I have ever been to and I have been to many places in the Americas, Europe, Eastern Europe and Asia.
All in all, the six days I spent in Lima was a wonderful experience that will definitely be repeated! I'll try to stay longer as the stress of Jet-lag is difficult to get over from such a long trip. Thanks once again for David_33's kind help and the friendship of his lady friends.
See you all soon,
Hollywood
David, getting sick, and Vicceroy Spa
This post is long overdue, came back a few weeks ago but didn't have time to post.
David's hookups are awesome! But this time I could not partake. Got sick. Bad. But then I pm'd David for the solution since we were corresponding on his chicas and he gave me a prescription to take to the pharmacy.
So David is a cool dude, won't just take time out to help out with chicas, but also a dude in general.
Anyhow, was sick as a dog for 3 days overall, nasty, and finally recovered with 1 last night in Lima.
A work buddy recommended Vicceroy Spa. Nice joint. Not sure where it is. We actually got off taxi lost and walked around til found it. Looks like a house near a busy intersection. Dude at door on sidewalk, then walk in. We had reservations, then were led to a room, got a coke, watched tv music videos until they paraded the chicas in. All very nice. 7's and 8's and did not include the ones walking around busy already, I saw quite a few walking with other patrons or by themselves that werent in the parade for us. They wear open mid thigh "dr" gowns in heels, young, not a bad choice among them, walk in and give you a hug and kiss to gauge.
I asked for the best massage, so they gave me this really hot chica. 5 ft 6, about 120 lbs, curvy, natural see's, cute face, long black hair, darker smooth skin. Generally athletic body. Just as the boss said,"Judy is the strongest and gives the best deep massage". Took me to shower, then bakc in the room for thai massage, topless, real intense for about 45 minutes, first back, then the flip.
We talkd the whole time about our dogs so it was tuff to just fock her on the flip (weenie I kno) so I "settled" on a hanjob for 20 tip.
Massage was 60, for a real 45-60min deep tissue massage, but a topless hot chick oiled up on top of me half the time is not bad. Love Lima.
And 20 to climax for real relaxation.
Love Lima.