Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1584527]Apples and oranges. .[/QUOTE]As much as " Becoming acquainted with the local customs is something every visitor and resident should do", you cannot expect anyone knows the habits and and the locals should also not. Where do you draw the line of this knowledge? I mean how much of a country do I have to know? I surely better know in Japan they drive in the wrong side of the road but is tipping of such a paramount importance to become a must of the knowledge for the visitor?

Mistakes as such have to expected and accepted. Also the local should know the habits of a visitor then. And be polite if he does not follow all the local rules.

Not as an american girl in a bar that rejeced the small change I left when paying my bill with a sarcastic "is that your tip? Keep it!" In my country that is the way we tip (if we want to tip, as there is no"rule") unless one wants to be over-generous by leaving an extra amount. I found that insulting: she knew I was a foreigner and I cold not necessarily be aware of the fact I need to leave a 15% fee for the "waiter charity fund".

I understand waiters are maybe not much paid, but, honestly, it is not my problem: I pay what is written in the menu. I do not ask for the payroll of those serving me.

P.S.: by the way this american habit of tipping got ridiculous over the years: from a 10% it went to 15% (and not that the prices stayed the same), and now in some places they even expect 20%. In Canada the credit card machine offers you the option to add automatically one of 3 percentages: 10/15/20%. (or a cash amount).

[quote=western787;1584549]you would have laughed too, because 1. the waitress or whatever she was, was being absurdly theatrical 2.to recall it more precisely, i believe she was not yet completely up, but still on her knees with her head bowed when he handed her the empty tray. 3. the speed with which the japanse guy disappeared was amusing. 4. the expression on the waitress upon seeing empty tray was wildly funny. you had to have been there. it would have made a great you tube video. the guy obviously either didn't buy the pitch or didn't care for the "humble servant" stunt, so he left absolutely nothing, zilch, and bugged out of the joint quickly. in india it wouldn't have been funny, in bangkok with a well fed waitress, yes it was funny.[/quote]nope, still don't see what funny about a situation like this. thanks for trying through. clearly we both have a very different sense of humor.

one doses get some insight about why many thais hate foreigners and if i had witnessed such a scene i would totally understood why.

[QUOTE=BionicMan;1584564]As much as " Becoming acquainted with the local customs is something every visitor and resident should do", you cannot expect anyone knows the habits and and the locals should also not. Where do you draw the line of this knowledge? I mean how much of a country do I have to know? I surely better know in Japan they drive in the wrong side of the road but is tipping of such a paramount importance to become a must of the knowledge for the visitor?

Mistakes as such have to expected and accepted. Also the local should know the habits of a visitor then. And be polite if he does not follow all the local rules.

Not as an american girl in a bar that rejeced the small change I left when paying my bill with a sarcastic "is that your tip? Keep it!" In my country that is the way we tip (if we want to tip, as there is no"rule") unless one wants to be over-generous by leaving an extra amount. I found that insulting: she knew I was a foreigner and I cold not necessarily be aware of the fact I need to leave a 15% fee for the "waiter charity fund".

I understand waiters are maybe not much paid, but, honestly, it is not my problem: I pay what is written in the menu. I do not ask for the payroll of those serving me.

P.S.: by the way this american habit of tipping got ridiculous over the years: from a 10% it went to 15% (and not that the prices stayed the same), and now in some places they even expect 20%. In Canada the credit card machine offers you the option to add automatically one of 3 percentages: 10/15/20%. (or a cash amount).[/QUOTE]Everyone has to eat, and when one travels one eats in restaurants, therefore it is a pretty good idea to familiarize yourself with the way things work as far as tipping in the nation that you are visiting.

In effect, it is your problem. Well it is your problem if you ever intend to go back to that restaurant again.

No, in the US it is not ridiculous as wait staff make almost no salary. Virtually all their income comes from tips. Yes, they do expect 20% for good service and why not? Again, it is the lay of the land.

In your country folks should do as they do in your country. When you are guest you need to do as folks do there.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1584620]Everyone has to eat, and when one travels one eats in restaurants, therefore it is a pretty good idea to familiarize yourself with the way things work as far as tipping in the nation that you are visiting.

In effect, it is your problem. Well it is your problem if you ever intend to go back to that restaurant again.

No, in the US it is not ridiculous as wait staff make almost no salary. Virtually all their income comes from tips. Yes, they do expect 20% for good service and why not? Again, it is the lay of the land.

In your country folks should do as they do in your country. When you are guest you need to do as folks do there.[/QUOTE]Agreed 100%. We are in Thailand. We have to adapt, as best we can. Okay Newbies do not know how it works, but the long timers have to make an effort to handle and respect the local culture.

Not directed at anyone in particular:
Personally, I don't care if Japanese are not tipping or "overpay", or anything else. Its just not my problem and I am not at all concerned by it. Totally irrelevant to the way I will behave myself.

I still like looking at naked girls dancing in Crazy House, even if they are generally not a good lot for barfining.

Mint was working. Once was a very demure and nice girl and reasonable on the bed. She could get it off. These days, she has turned into somewhat of a wayward drunk and is crap on the bed when drunk. So I don't take her anymore.

Some nice looking girls have very bad character. E.g. 91 and 94. Some are too young (UA).

In the end I was very keen on a slim cutie No. 65 Noot (rhymes with foot). Average height, looks tall in heals,reddish hair colouring and little cute nose. Lightish skin even though from Buri Ram. Very nice smiles and happy mood. Very nice tits but probably only A cup. Against my better judgement, BFed her, and went for ST. Price was not discussed. She could sense I was not stingy type. Usually girls ask for 2500 and most are not worth it. Maybe the girls suit Japanese clientele better. One very young slim girl I only ever see go with Japanese type customers. She avoided me previously , I believe.

Turns out that she was not really into kissing that much, which is quite common in Thailand, but was fine for sex on the bed. Not really GFE, not starfish, but not really that active during sex. I suspect that this is as good as it gets for CH girls, unless you get very lucky. She had a nice body and her pussy was perfect for my dick, not that small, even though she was appearing to be rather dick scared. Her legs were never stiff though, which is important. Actually we managed a nice gentle extended fuck in many positions and she was quite sensitive to stimulation and clearly turned on, may have even cum when I fucked her prone from behind while fingering her clit. I could feel something like a spasms and her pussy grabbing my dick.

She had a few Tequilas and that may have been an important ingredient to her relaxing and actually responding to the sex.

So even though not much kissing and fairly passive, she was generally cooperative, even allowing deep fingers, and I managed to find the screw very enjoyable. Was agreed that we could repeat another time. Maybe she can improve as she gets to know me and feels more relaxed. Other girls have. We will see.

I really am a sucker for all natural girls with the super cute looks, face and body. Tonight top Suzi W girl Noo Dee will be available again. No PSE, but I am not bored with her super face and super body just yet.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1584620]Everyone has to eat, and when one travels one eats in restaurants, therefore it is a pretty good idea to familiarize yourself with the way things work as far as tipping in the nation that you are visiting.

In effect, it is your problem. Well it is your problem if you ever intend to go back to that restaurant again.

No, in the US it is not ridiculous as wait staff make almost no salary. Virtually all their income comes from tips. Yes, they do expect 20% for good service and why not? Again, it is the lay of the land.

In your country folks should do as they do in your country. When you are guest you need to do as folks do there.[/QUOTE]There is a fundamental mix up here. In the US it is not a tip but a service charge which is not included in the net price. You have to be very new to travel not to know that. In the UK they add the service charge to the net price and in Continental Europe the service charge is included in the total amount. These days it is no longer made explicitly clear but in the old days there was a line on the bill stating service and taxes included.

If you look at a restaurant bill in Thailand you will find that 10% service charge is itemized in the bill tally.

Tip is a gratuity up and above a service charge and the 2 should not be confused.

[QUOTE=BionicMan;1584564]The fact I need to leave a 15% fee for the "waiter charity fund".

I understand waiters are maybe not much paid, but, honestly, it is not my problem: I pay what is written in the menu. I do not ask for the payroll of those serving me.

P.S.: by the way this American habit of tipping got ridiculous over the years.[/QUOTE]Just the American habit of passing the buck, getting the customer to subsidize a living wage the employer is unwilling to pay. That's what passes as their free enterprise.

[QUOTE=BkkMick;1584738]There is a fundamental mix up here. In the US it is not a tip but a service charge which is not included in the net price. You have to be very new to travel not to know that. In the UK they add the service charge to the net price and in Continental Europe the service charge is included in the total amount. These days it is no longer made explicitly clear but in the old days there was a line on the bill stating service and taxes included.

If you look at a restaurant bill in Thailand you will find that 10% service charge is itemized in the bill tally.

Tip is a gratuity up and above a service charge and the 2 should not be confused.[/QUOTE]Depends on what restaurant you are in. Most of the local type places I eat at in BKK do not add a "service charge. " Sadly when you do see the "service charge" added, it rarely goes to the staff.

You are correct about the US. No service charge is added, only sales tax.

Apologies if this may well have been answered before. In Crazy House girl No. 5 has returned. She was always one of the best lookers with extremely good tits that looked slightly suspect but were not hard like silicone jobs. However this time she returns her tits have got noticeably bigger. Previously they were a B+ cup, I would say, and now are a big C+ maybe close to a D. They are very high (no sag), the skin is tauntly stretched, and the upper serface is slightly convex curved (abnormal for tits but occasionally possible). I don't think its a standard silicone job (unless very subtle one) as I saw guys grab her tits and they looked pliant enough seeing his hand massage them.

I suspect something has been injected into them to make them significantly bigger. I wonder if anyone knows about the likely procedure? Some girls with fat, can have liposuction and have the fat put into their tits, but she never had the fat to do that, so perhaps some other substance like collagen is used? I don't think injecting hormones could make them grow that much, as hormones tends to work only somewhat for some individuals that are very lacking in the correct female hormones.

She is reported to be a lesbian with her "fan" being a Tom. I guess she still fucks guys for money, I haven't tried. Could be bi-sexual of course and like it both ways, however never looks that enthused by the male customers. I know some girls with a Tom girlfriend have to pretend to be completely disinterested in guys and dicks, but secretly can sometimes enjoy dicks too. Bo at Suzi Wong is that way that she likes sex with both girls and guys, when the chemistry is right. Bo likes a skilled tongue whether male or female, it doesn't matter.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1584773]Depends on what restaurant you are in. Most of the local type places I eat at in BKK do not add a "service charge. " Sadly when you do see the "service charge" added, it rarely goes to the staff.
[/QUOTE]Yes, no disagreement.

When you leave a tip in the money tray, you don't know exactly where it goes, unless someone tells you the rules. Some times the boss takes it. In some places it gets shared amongst all the working staff (not sure if many places work this way). In Suzi Wong, a tray tip goes to the drinks staff behind the bar. If you want the waitress to get a tip, it must be put in her hand directly.

On a tangent (even more-so):

In many bars, girls have drink quotas to try to meet, so it helps them more to buy a drink (with a good commission) than to buy the silly ping pong balls to throw around, that happens in some bars. 50% of the ping pong balls cost goes to the owners and girls get only half. I would rather give selected girls a cash tip than waste money on ping pong balls. Girls occasionally get slight injuries from a mad dash to grab ping pong balls too.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1584786]
I suspect something has been injected into them to make them significantly bigger. I wonder if anyone knows about the likely procedure? Some girls with fat, can have liposuction and have the fat put into their tits, but she never had the fat to do that, so perhaps some other substance like collagen is used? I don't think injecting hormones could make them grow that much, as hormones tends to work only somewhat for some individuals that are very lacking in the correct female hormones.
[/QUOTE]Perhaps they used saline implants rather than silicone implants?

One of the taxi guys I have come to know talks to me about futsal. I thought it is the thai word for footbal, it probably is, but he took me to a game and it looked like they are playing football (soccer) in a hockey field, with small goal posts etc. Times like this allow me to take my mind off the pussy, and enjoy a normal time. Since I am here for a week or so, mind always wants to bang, often times even when I am not mentally ready. So this was a welcome break.

I have always liked girls who invite you inside the gogo, sometimes the girls who are serving the drinks than those who are there to be picked up. They look more fresh, and the thought that all the mongers do not have access to them makes me wonder how nice and tight they would be. I also like the fact that these girls can easily make more than what they make by inviting you in, but still they do not want to. Respect that. Still would love to fuck them, I guess I need to stay here long to build relationships. I am wondering how would that happen, well probably I should become old or my gf back home should runaway with some other guy or IRS should come after me, some shit like that. For now, BKK is fuck and run.

I go to a massage place on Sukhamvit, between sois 5 and 7, where they give a massage and let you fuck the massage lady, not a soapy, it is like any other massage place, inside a booth where you hand cloths on the wall, and lie down on a mattress. I try to make a deal with the manager, she says she will only charge me for massge, I will have to talk to girls about anything else. After a bit of talk and smile, I offer this, 3 girls (one after another), over 3 hours, and I pay 3 k, no tips no hassles, I will get to choose anyone I want. I knew this deal will not go anywhere, just wanted to start with that. She says 6 k, I say 4. 5 k, take it or leave it. She says I can leave. Love that attitude. Meanwhile I have seen one girl, middle aged, very strong hands and good assets, I am sure massage will be fine, but not sure about the sex. She wants 2. 5 k, we settle for 2 k for massage and fuck. Inside she says that I am not supposed to tell anyone that we can fuck here. Really, why would you do a massage in a closed room as compared to other open massage places with a curtain, plus why would you charge that much.

Very good massage for an hour or so, I am hard as hell. She will let me touch her and that was fun too. She takes the cloths off, just enough to fuck, man she was so warm inside I was going to cum right away. I withdraw and tell her I need to goto the wash room, just to slow down. We go at it, and it was fun fucking someone inside a cubicle where there is hardly any space. After a good session, she gives me some more massage and I am happy as in heaven.

Taboc:

I love your reports but I wanted to make a suggestion. You come across as a decent guy but very gullible. You seem to enjoy befriending locals and going places with them. It seems you go very readily with people you don't know. I believe Thailand is a safety country overall. But I think you need to be very careful about getting in a car with a "new friend". In many countries including Thailand, naive tourists become crime victims because they aren't careful enough about their new surroundings.

I may be out of line but I have been thinking about this since I read a few of your reports. I say this only out of concern for your welfare. You seem like an accident waiting to happen.

Arrived on the weekend from Beijing. That place is a hoot. Sign says "Foreigner come to disco whiskey, lady relax and best services". But there are some very cute hotties, but not as experienced as Thai women who seem to go to a sex academy.

So, first evening, two cuties bar fined from soi cowboy. Some American housewife (and her friends, in polyester, like you might find on a regional airline as a hostess) starts staring at me with looks to kill, calls me a pervert. Well, I answer back "I'm sure johnny and his pick up truck is working out just fine. But in 30 minutes I'll be grinning ear to ear for another shattering experience". Oh my, she went postal, I laughed, slapped a cuties bottom (who giggled) and we went on our way. And my prediction was true. There is something about one girl licking and fondling my balls while her friend gives an expert BBJCIM as the appetizer.

What is it about this? Why do Western women hate us and out cutie de jour?

I love the chase, the element of novelty and surprise of mongering, plus the joy of a prime young woman of 18-25 or so who makes it her mission to make me come hard and the way young women giggle and are playful. Marriage to a bitter, sagging old cow seems a really dumb lifestyle. In fact, it's a con, and I think that's why they try to make mongering illegal, to enforce servitude.

Any takes on this fellas?

[QUOTE=Allover;1584981]Taboc:

I love your reports but I wanted to make a suggestion. You come across as a decent guy but very gullible. You seem to enjoy befriending locals and going places with them. It seems you go very readily with people you don't know. I believe Thailand is a safety country overall. But I think you need to be very careful about getting in a car with a "new friend". In many countries including Thailand, naive tourists become crime victims because they aren't careful enough about their new surroundings.

I may be out of line but I have been thinking about this since I read a few of your reports. I say this only out of concern for your welfare. You seem like an accident waiting to happen.[/QUOTE]You know Allover I have a feeling your kind concern for Taboc's welfare may be misplaced. In fact I'd be more concerned to what might happen to the Thai's be befriends, one of his posts had them putting on a sex show for his viewing pleasure.